1. strap me to a beach lander2. cruise on up to the shore3. release me4. ???5. i take off on a rampage across the country eating every ass i find
>>540547267You don't. That's why nobody did it until Downie and Pete came and thought they are smarter than anyone else. Now they are stuck there with no non-humiliating way out.
>>540547267Send a bunch of jeets.Seems to work everywhere else.
>>540547267One doesn’t. You just waste time until the chinks invade Taiwan or something because they think you’re weak
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>>540547267Drop 100 million Fecaloids on the beach in front of Iranian machine gun nests.
>>540547267send a bunch of caravans with white refugees
>>540547413UK, USSR did it
How do you rule it? Language and culture or fuckity nonsense like Islam and communism?
>>540547267slowly
>>540547413Dude, I will EAT your asshole.
>>540547481>chinks invade Taiwan or something because they think you’re weakChyna will fail miserably when they invade Taiwan and they will the laughing stock of the world. Russians also thought they'd march to Kiev in a matter of days. Shit's been going on longer than the fucking second world war by now. When Chyna tries to invade Taiwan, real China will rocketmissile the shit out of the Three Gorges Dam which will fuck up vast regions of Chyna and will be similar to a massive nuke attack in it's aftermath. Winnie the Poo will be remembered forever in infamy.
Send me.
>>540547267not doing your homework nafoid
>>540547267Horse archers.
>>540547413Alexander went straight through
>>540547707Russia also steamrolled Germany around the same time, now they can't even take a former vassal stateSituations change, pvt. Gomez
>>540547267Siege style.
>>540547707In 1941 together with the UKVery good examplebtw it took them 6 days not 6 month (with no end in sight)
>>540547977where is the us military's alexander? we need xher
>>540547267>Iran has proven weaker than expected in conventional military capabilities, such as air defense and missile launcher inventoriesGod damn, even the AI thinks Iran has been humiliated, and it's generally biased toward Iran.
>>540547267>invadeSuper easy if you air raid, just bomb everything that is yellow or green. Never put troops on the ground, there's is no point when you can just kill the occupants and let someone else who is amicable to you settle it themselves.
>>540547638Nah. Dont use pajeets, keep pajeets in their biohazard containment zone. Send roasties and replacement illegals from here instead. Everyone wins, even nature
>>540547962No, you need Camel archers
>>540547848> Shit's been going on longer than the fucking second world war by now.It must be rough to be losing and have everyone hate you then
>>540548241Pete is americas Alexander. How many times does he has to tell you again?
>>540548037> now they can't even take a former vassal stateWhat are you blabbering about? They’re actively doing it and are very close to fully achieving the last objective the Kremlin laid out officially at the beginning of the war.
>>540547411I played that game with my mom
>>540547267By ignoring Trump
>>540547413Hubris
>>540548423>two more weeks
>>540548423Ahahhahahahaha
>>540547848You act like world powers are inept when they are just acting out a concerted effort to push the world towards transnational globalism. Same old story, draw war out to make it seem pointless and it goads your people to beg for more liberalized solutions. The end result is further globalization and bureaucratic interests outweighing libertarian pursuits, you lose rights in exchange for a gilded cage.
>>540547267100 million Mexicans will figure it out.
We're going to build a massive drill and make tunnels through the mountains.
>>540547267Give it up glownigger, you lost.
>>540547267Ask the mongols or something
>>540547267Coast, Iran unfortunately have irrelevant downies to its north and roaches to the west.
>>540548627nah it’ll probably be more like the fall to complete the capture of the remaining Donetsk areas, then they’ll focus on Zaporozhyia the city itself. Very close now indeed
>>540548733this is also a great option Nothing destabilizes and destroys a country more than just completely replacing the major demographic Why didn’t Globohomo Jews just do this to Iran? Why did they do it to us instead?
>>540549462Because whites and white culture is Jew adjacent. Brown and yellow are not.
>>540547267The country is a giant bowl.Just flood it with weather control weapons. Another anon suggested using an earthquake machine.For goodness sake, this isn't rocket science or DNA splicing.
>>540549462Shia muslims are anti-liberal, so it wouldn't work. They're basically no different than zionist jews, which shouldn't be too surprising since jews invented islam as a humiliation ritual for Assyrian arabs.
>>540547267The same way the US did it to mainland japan
>>540547267Through diplomacy.Trump Tzu: Art of the Deal
>>540547267its not that hard
>>540549530"Yessss raaaiinn of course >:)"
>>540547267you dont.you apologize, pay restitution and submit yourself to your new mastersyou lostno refunds
>>540549694Genuinely WHERE THE FUCK did you get this information from?
>>540549957Quran is fully plagarized from Torah. Its not that big of a secret.
>>540547848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjHWkCdZdOEGulp.
>>540547267There would be immense loss of life. The most reasonable way to win would be to use low yield nukes on Tehran, Isfahan, Shiraz, and Bandar Abbas. There wouldn't be much left for them to defend and we could easily seize their means of petroleum production.
>>540547267mossad US original plan was to quickly prop up kurd minority then say they iranian after killing irans leaders and fracture the country kill whoever opposes then as being "terrorist". Except they died in the thousands and then their replacements died in the thousands. They thought Irans government was like venezuala were they can kidnap one guy the rest will cower or be bribed when in reality there are likely millions willing to take their place. There is nothing America can do.
>>540549957Arabs 1300 years ago had no significant unifying force outside of kings, many were still practicing varied forms of paganist yahwism so it wasn't even that hard to dupe them. All jews did is well-poison them because growing populations of arabs had remained an antagonistic force to judaism, despite jews overthrowing the hebrew tribes successfully. The jews back then thought to create discord within arab states by introducing a nonsensical prophet and the concept of one god to create a schism within them. Unfortunately that schism strengthened arabs in some ways but it doesn't change the fact that their entire "religion" is a form of self-mockery.
