Why can't Europeans into German?We're the biggest economy on this continent, yet not even our neighbors bother speaking it or interacting with our cultureWe're in this laughable situation where corpo meetings are held in English because there are immigrants in the room
>>540551239When i went to berlin recently; not even the waitresses spoke german, it really is a dead language since the average german is 48 and 31% are immigrants
>>540551239>germany>>95%not for long
>>540551239>Why can't Europeans into German?because germans are second class citizens.
>>540551239>We're in this laughable situation where corpo meetings are held in English because there are immigrants in the roomAnglo GQDS keep winning
>>540551239because when I visit germany and try to have fun speaking german they just answer in english. Looks like yo'ure ashamed of your own language
>>540551239Damn, didnt know slovenians are chill like that
>>540551717We're ashamed of your poor attempts of speaking a coherent language, thus we take pity on you. Don't get too full of yourself, frog eater.
>>540551921yeah but by doing so you make sure no one will learn german and it'll dieThis is where you say "good" to feel superior while shooting yourself in the foot.
>>540551399>berlin I mean come on. Of course its bad in berlin. Try on the country side>>540551921>thus we take pity on you.i think its more of a courtesy, like lets both talk to each other on equal footing
>>540551239because you fucking retards would proudly suck nigger or sand nigger cocks than hiring white europeans
>>540552030I admit I have to give you a point there.
>>540552053>lets both talk to each other on equal footingyeah but I want to have fun speaking german. Don't you remember how much better it was to travel in the 90s, having memorized the basic grammar and learning new things everywhere ? That's what I want to see when I engage in your language. I'm not here to be served as a tourist I came to engage with the people
>>540551239>We're in this laughable situation where corpo meetings are held in English because there are immigrants in the roomdon't remind meten people, one foreigner, everyone speaks englishend my chud life
>>540551239>Be Swiss>2%Kek
Because German is backwards!Number 21 when spoken is 1 and 2. No one else counts backwards.. wtf?
>>540552330it's not wrongone and twenty is twenty one, you can't refute that
>>540552330this is common in many languages
>>540551239There is two reasons. jewish education saying Germans were the bad guys and pupils chose between Spanish and German. Most chose Spanish because it's easier.
>>540551239kek, every 3rd person on the balkans understands germanthey stole at least one car
>>540552204Id give you that experience but oh well. Die meisten bei uns denken halt anders. Sie glauben, du bist halt einfach nur ein Tourist, oder wollen, dass das Gespräch reibungslos abläuft.
>>540552378Also, why do you sound angry at everything you say?
>>540552586the SCHMETTERLING knows what it did
>>540552617Well yeah, sounds like the name of an automatic rifle
>we>memeflag>1 pbtid
>>540552330that's nothing in term of retardness. Wanna know how we say uh.. 97 for example?Four time twenty ten seven.
>>540551239The fuck are you on about memefagging polack we love our German neighbors
>>540552735I am on vacation gypsy
>>540552586>hastighetsbegränsningbut thats literally the same as the german word.>hastighets hasty but the noun. Hastig>begränsningLimit. Same as Begrenzung.Dude you language is just heavily accented german
>>540552770show the french flag to prove it
>>540551239Percentage of population that wants to practice their English with you
>>540551239After a few beers I speak fluent German.
>>540552330Now try French.
>>540551239english is the lingua franca of the empire just like latin was
>>540551717You French add an insufferable accent to every single foreign language you manage to learn.It's a testament to the bottomless tolerance of Whites that anyone lets you speak any foreign language in public at all.
>>540551239Learning other languages has only solidified my belief in English supremacy. Ya we have a lot of spelling/pronunciation inconsistencies because of the variety of languages our words are sourced from, but otherwise it mogs the fuck out of every other language. >Gendered nouns (not stopping at 2 either but having 3+)Utterly pointless>Adjective endings"but it provides useful context" if you need the ending of an adjective to indicate what noun it is describing, that is a problem with your sentence structure, not the language.>Perfekt tenseWhy do you insist on using two verbs for this? You even have Prateritum but only use it for writing except for haben/sein/few others. It actually limits your sentence construction. I asked my German teacher wtf you do if you have 3+ verbs in a sentence, and she had no answer. I guess you just can't make sentences like that. There's other dumb shit like akkusativ and dativ as well. The direct and indirect object should be obvious already. What purpose does it serve to treat them so differently?
>>540553334I think french accent especially on girls its fucking adorable. But also french dudes, like when they make jokes with their goofy accent its 10 times funnier.
>>540551239Lol nobody wants to waste time on your shitty language Hans
>>540553518the french are beyond based and anyone telling otherwise is an ignorant
>>540553639>polish
>>540551921last time i visited germany the only one i spoke in german was a turk at a food stand and that was more than a decade agothe last german i spoke to in german was some guy i happend onto in WoW on a private server a long time agoi wasnt fluent, but i could easily hold a convo in german, now i remember almost nothing, because i didnt use it more than once a month for almost 20 yearsits just not wort it to relearn it, especially from business perspective, eglish is much more universal and useful
>>540553725You gonna have to learn it sooner or later.Just keep importing more shitskins in and more of you cucks gonna leave for Lechistan.
>>540553484Our verbs are very descriptive in a standalone sense compared to other languages. For instance, a lot of languages just have one verb for watch/look. But in English you can "look at a TV' which would imply you are inspecting it, or staring mindlessly at it. But the normal activity with a TV is you "watch" TV. You "look" at people, but to say you "watch" them is creepy, or perhaps you're a private investigator. Our verbs just have an intensity you don't find in other languages, and for as much shit as our adverbs get, they also modify the intensity of what our verbs are doing.Also there are a bunch of untaught English grammar rules from old English that we learn naturally that easily give away a foreigner. Like the order of describing things;1. the loud green tall big truck(wrong)2. the big tall green loud truck(wrong)3. the big tall loud green truck [I'm not going to list out all the possible combinations, but only one is correct lol](correct)
>>540553956>I used to speak the language but now I've forgotten it>>540554074If we ever have to flee to pooland you'll be speaking german I can assure you of that
>>540553518>especially on girlsit can be, if she's attractive.When men do it however, it's rather insufferable. It's like they think the French flair improves it somehow when they say everything with pursed lips. I find it extremely grate, worse than the stereotypically bad German attempts at speaking English (like our Arnold). They just sound incompetent, the French sound like they're willfully adding this shit.
>>540551239Hallo meine liebe anons, mein deutsch is sehr scheise. Entschuldgung, ich wollen ein deutsch frau "waifu" fur mich
>>540554342>grating*
>>540554273>I used to speak the language but now I've forgotten itquite literally, yesthats what happens when you dont have any contact with a foreign language for a long timei might know some chunks and piece, somewhat recognize few more, but its not enough to communicatei know, hard to imagine for someone that never learnt more than one language
>>540553956A lot of people used to choose German as a foreign language for the "matura" exam. At the time it was a better choice than English for several reasons. I bet the popularity of German is close to zero now, when English media are everywhere and English itself feels more like an utility language.
>>540551239What does the German language offer?It is learned only by migrants heading to German-speaking countries to live on welfare
>>540551239Germany's cultural influence is pretty poor if you consider their wealth and political relevance. You're not gonna get many people speaking your language when in most cases they only learn it for work
>>540554273*snort* you better start learning Spanish instead, with all those Filipinos and Columbians no one will bother learning awkward language like German; there's already English
>>540553956>its just not wort it to relearn it, especially from business perspective, eglish is much more universal and usefulouch. But cant argue with that, lost relevancy.>>540554380Hola! Me llamo Anon! Mi espanol es Mucho peor que tu aleman! Me gusta tus chicas y la playa! Si! Donde esta el barrio bajo? :3>>540554342Depends. You could argue the same with italian accent but I usually just like it. but thats just like your opinion man (or mine)
>>540554273>If we ever have to flee to pooland you'll be speaking german I can assure you of thatLmao among the office rats I know there was 1 Bongistani, 2 Danes and 1 Brazilian who learned Polish enough to communicate at basic level.You vill speak Polish and you vill be happy.Because the alternative will be >allahoowahooo alla alla akba kill all kuffars alcohol is banned
>>540554533>It is learned only by migrants heading to German-speaking countriesthey don't learn German, they get the gibs anyway (gibs from Germany is a human right after all, as they've decided 11 years ago)
>>540551399>When i went to berlin recentlyNo you didn't.
>>540554843>Hola! Me llamo Anon! Mi espanol es Mucho peor que tu aleman! Me gusta tus chicas y la playa! Si! Donde esta el barrio bajo? :3Danke but ne ne ne, ich studieren drei Monate und ich vergessen grammatik und viele Worten. Deine spanisch ist gut genug in Spanien. No clue about where red districts are but I bet you it's full of third world girls
>18% of Finns can hold a conversation in GermanPress X to doubt
why would anyone learn german when you can just learn Dutch (the language of the gods)
>>540555194Well, the majority of Germans wanted this. An excessive urge for self-destruction and for humiliating one's own people before others
>>540551239Because it's impossibly hard to learn. I studied it in school and various courses outside of school, and I still can't understand a single sentence.Meanwhile I'm fluent in English, which I learned on my own.
>>540554380Ich auch treffe meine deuze waifu bald. Ich spreche mit sie für zwei jahren in der Whatsapp. Sie heisst Mika und sie sagt mir sie is ein lehrer, echt kool!
>>540555474Ah its fine youll make due. I can understand you despite not everything being correct.It is good enough to be a tourist I suppose and I forgot most vocaublary so I just say a few phrases I remembered and the phrase for red districts is basically one of the few I remember. I dont even know why they taught me this in school lol.
>>540555606No thank you, I do not want throat cancer.
>>540555614You must be a nigger. The pronunciation is easy, way easier than English, the grammar is strict and rather easy.The main issue with German, besides the limited popularity, no value and problems with media, is how unwieldy it is. Compound nouns are a nightmare, there's an enormous overhead to communicate something in comparison to English. The vocabulary is a major problem. Everything is saturated with English and it comes natural, in case of German you are sentenced to a dictionary book.
>>540555936you are literally icelandic
>>540555579These numbers are ridiculous. The Danish number should be something like 4.7%, not 47%. Perhaps whoever made the map didn't have a functioning period button on their keyboard.
>>540556010Touché
>>540551239You've been corralled into a containment zone by vindictive jews.
mir fehlen die Chancen die Sprache wirklich auszuüben, ich hab uniron mehr auf Latein geschrieben(und damit die Sprache aktiv verwendt) als auf Deutschsogar die Media die ich mir mehr oder weniger gern angeschaut habe waren auf Deutsch übersetze Englishmedia
Tod oder Gladiolen!
>>540555735kek>>540555871I'm trying to learn but unlike english I don't get to use it often, it could help me work abroad even. I missed out working in a hotel in Salzburg iirc during winter because of it
>>540552030the france do literally the same thing
>>540551239Find a map that includes Argentina. *wink*
>>540555963>rather easyIt all just looks like arbitrary little fragments which make absolutely zero sense. The long compound words are the least of all problems here.Also, the noun cases are illogical, they make no sense at all.I studied German actively in my formative years throughout my schooling, and never got more than a 2 (second worst grade here, just above failing).And then as an adult in my 20s I took up Hungarian for the lulz and became pretty proficient in it to the point where I can talk to Hungarians comfortably. So much about German being "easy". It's the hardest language in Europe to learn by far.
