If I were Iran and I heard him say that, I'd immediately close the strait once again.
>>540552107https://openthestrait.com/
>>540552252KEK
>>540552325How comes lefties are too pussy to call people Miggers to their face?
Must be Monday today >inb4 on Friday "it is closed again right before the stock market closes"
>>540552107we are also renaming it the strait of america. huge win. thank you for your attention to this matter!
trump believes in manifestingif he says it enough times it will become true!
>>540552197they literally came out and said theyre just gonna keep fucking him around until his term is up
>>540552107its not been closed this whole time anymore than i-75 is closed by a random nig shooting, its all just insurance-jew faggotry
>>540552494There might be a nigger within earshot
>>540552646Nuke israel and force the survivors into irradiated concentration camps.
>>540552107>nowKek, faggot
>>540552197It literally is closed and has been for months. Trump and his associates say this shit because that headline will tell market bots to keep oil prices artificially low. It’s why Hegseth, Bessent, etc. all say the same shit. “Iran is defeated,” “the Strait is open,” “the market is in perfect condition,” “we have unlimited oil,” etc. This is how you manipulate markets.
Iran announced they would not open the strait again until Trump is out of office though…Who do I believe, dementia don, or persia poofters?
>>540552107Oh, it's Monday and the markets are open. I guess it's back to pretending the strait is open again.
>>540552218Keep trying tranny
>>540552107
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>>540552663
>>540552107LIAR
>>540552107strait go brrrrr
>>540552107not even markets are reacting to his desperate lies anymore
>>540552107based
>>540552887
>>540552107....but it's true. Ships can't enter Iranian ports. The Iranians can't sell their oil. They don't have gas. They can't pay people. Their currency is experiencing hyperinflation. Brent oil is 80.00 now when it was like 66.00 back in February, people found alternative routes and sources/producers. No one has seen their cardboard leader.They are losing, deal with it.
>>540553137I wonder how many can actually perceive this is on purpose vs how many people read globohomo and nod in agreement
>>540553478But it's not open lmao you people are hilarious
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>>540553776says who?
>>540552985good times. very strange you can't find info on the SHARP that got brain bleed. Had to have been a fed.
>oh look goys>Trump said the Strait of Hormuz is open>Jewish AI tool sets market prices based off Jewish lies
>>540552107The strait is trans-open.
>>540552815Trump doesn't understand what's going on most of the time probably because of some kind of Alzheimer's. He can't handle longer than 40 minutes meetings. He doesn't even write truth social posts.
>>540554028Says the trackers
I heard Jesus returned today but no one cares because Trump is doing such a good job!
>>540552107This episode of The Apprentice sucks.
>>540554046>Had to have been a fed.
>>540552815thats cool, but gas prices are up everywhere and no amount of migger cope and seethe seems to have brought it back to before your chimpout
>>540554028You have access to the maps like everyone else does buddy. I'm not going to spoon feed you.
>>540552107NOWS THE TIME, WE MUST UNLEASH THE PROTOTYLE G-01-3M TESLA BOTS ON THE FRONTLINES, UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE G-0Y BATTLEFIELD AGI
>>540553478When the SPR finishes draining its gonna be so funny. You do realize we can see the numbers?
>>540552107Shutzpah, lies, arrogance, craving for money & human glory : this guy MUST be a jew, I have no doubt about it.
It's fucking open. It's open because Iran are WEAK.This is what Donald does - he wins deals and makes America Great. Suck it up you little faggots.
>>540554120>>540554355meaningless, they have no authority, lol what cope
>>540552107My my my look at the day, its Sunday! Like clockwork say some bullshit to boost the market. No one believes any of this anymore right? I wonder if thats the point, to just keep saying bullshit so no one believes anything anymore, like a mass gaslighting campaign to completely destroy the trust of every instution
>>540552494How come your fathers bloodline ended with you?
It is 100% open in his mind
>>540552107>AND WE’RE 100% IN CONTROLUntil tomorrow
>>540554223Mr Thunderpunch could have pressed charges against him, got his name, but didn't. Was facing 18 years for Jan 6
>>540552107Do you feel in control?
>>540552663>>Twitter Screenshot
>>540553982>So Iran has something called mountains… that’s right, and the US doesn’t know about these mountains..
There are people viewing this thread RIGHT NOW that believe the straight is closed. Lmao
>>540552107Portrait of Reagan to drive the point home.
Jaja okeeeiNow ise open and cloooose, and open and clooose, open and cloooseOkaaaaaay, I tell you evryteen. I know, I know. But it was a very small strait. Or a big strait.
this place is so retardedi thought trolling was only allowed on /b/
>>540552107So why is oil mooning?
>>540552197Bro, it was never open.
>>540555186It's completely open, I don't know why people keep pretending otherwise.Yeah they'll launch missiles at you if you try to cross, but there's nothing stopping you from doing it.
>>540552107>>5405521971) send your ship through the Strait2) ship gets shot by Iran3) sue Trump 4) profit
>>540552887so I survived two meme wars?
>>540554787>I'll believe what makes me feel happy.I wish I were as naive.
>>540555577missiles of peace
>>540555400not sure entirely, but it takes tankers several weeks to get to their destination, depending on how far they have to go.so, make of that what you will.
>>540556085oh cool so the us military can come back home now right? right?
>>540552107Time for Israel to invade Iran, am I right boys?
>>540552107Oh praise kek my fellow Magapedes. Trump continues delivering on all of his promises. Former Cruzmissile here, even I am forced to admit Trump did it. Its really Joever...Add this to the list of wars Trump inherited from Obama and successfully ended through peace talks and not using American troops. This must explain why fuel was only $1.28/gallon when I went to the station today. And my wagyu ribeyes were back down to $6/lb!
>>540555400Because there are no ships moving through the strait.
>>540553082OK hear me out.Why not just drive two ships to either side of that Maksar / View of the two seas place on the Omani side. There is barely 300m seperating the two sides and the mountainside is under 100m. Then just pump oil from one ship to the other.You haven't actually crossed the straight, so the Iranians can't complain. You could just drive up ships there all day without ever crossing. The whole place is small enough to put anti-drone nets up over the mountain tops. This could end the whole war in one move.
Its so open that Trump is now demanding reparations !
>>540552107I'm going to wake up to news of a ship getting hit.
>>540552197>I'd immediately close the strait once again.It didn't open for them to need to close again.
>>540555341nostalgic lol
>>540555813nigger what can they do? impotently harrass a single ship and get flattened for their trouble? lol
>>540552107It's open in his mind. Let the mental patient comfort himself with fantasies
>>540554242Gas prices are up for consumers but not suppliers. Every time Drumpft puts out a tweet the wholesale price decreases but the consumer prices (set by them) remain the same. They pocket the extra margin. Trump pockets the gains on their stock gains (or losses when it swings back the other way).
>>540552107More like the Gay of Hormuz
>>540552197It's already closed and they haven't opened it
>>540552107Go get 'em Trump!Yay Trump! Send those terrorists to the briny deep!
