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not a fan of mushroom ketchup tbqh
>>540552844Goodmorning saars
>>540552844Country is fucked. Get out while you can.Do not hold pounds, get an account denominated in dollars or one in gold.
>>540552960How do you feel about mayonnaise?
>>540553041I wouldn't trust Labour not to raid your savings
>>540553041Filtered for being a glownigger.
>>540553103This is what bitcoin is for.
Anyone seen Arseboon?
License fee nonces
>>540553088fried egg sarnie with mayo instead of butter every now and again is pretty good.also better that tomato ketchup for chips desu
>>540553041>get an account denominated in dollars or one in gold.Mines in trading212.
>>540553041Sitting on 500 bricks of cocaine in my local mosque inshallah
Hello ladies and gentlemen, It's with deep regret I have to announce my retirement from brit/pol/ for the next ten minutes while I brush my teeth and wash up. This wasn't a decision I made lightly. However, I feel it's in my best interest, especially in terms of my oral hygiene and maintaining a clean and tidy kitchen. I would like to thank everyone for making my time on brit/pol/ a pleasant one. Let us not shed tears and instead let us remember the good times.Farewell, my friends.
madd how you lots dont use tactics
>>540553200>sarnieGot me thinking of butties now. I've already had a chicken one for dinner but I think I can squeeze another in.
>>540553292TTFN.
sprained wrist in my wanking hand
>>540552844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xys_C1bmewY
>>540553324That golden curry stuff absolutely destroys any jeet slop hands down
>>540553445time to channel MacGyver and knock yourself up a mott.
>>540553505The Japanese learned how to make curry from the Royal Navy way back in the day from what I understand.
>>540553324Can those squeezy bottles be kept in the cupboard after opening? Air can't get in can it?
>>540553445Bout time you bought a plastic sex arse then ain't it?
>>540553591Really? That's pretty cool
>>540553668it's made with eggs isn't it? Dunno, I keep it in the fridge
>>540553292Ofcom got to you didn’t they? Tell us lad, we can get you in brinny protection
>>540553668Sez refrigerate but I'm going to chance it. I've tried keeping ketchup and the likes, e.g. jam, in the fridge before at things like house shares in uni and most people think you're odd for doing it but it does say refrigerate on the packs and jam in particular definitely goes off quicker when left out.The mayonnaise has one of those shower gel squirty caps on it so at least it's reasonably clean inside.
keeping up appearences is better than only fools and horses to be honest
>>540553292>ID entirely lower-case letters>no numbers, no symbols no capital lettersI don't trust you at all
>>540553668Why would you want warm mayonaisse? reminds you of something?
>>540553947Thats what I mean. I know its eggs but that dispenser is surely an airlock. As long as you use it every day it would probably be alright for a week or two
>>540553955did KAA ever fall for the serious drama meme like OFAH?
>>540553668>>540553947>sneedoilGrim.
One white person's death is a tragedy.A million Indian's deaths is a statistic.
>>540554024A lot of people put it in their sandwiches which they pack into a lunchbox and take to work or school.
ketchup goes in the cupboardmayonnaise the fridgecucumbers up me arse
>>540554168>OoooOooOoo, it comes with crayonsBet you're a secret kids happy meal scranner.
I miss hostel lass ladsshe's off work ATM, gone tenerife with her fella and their senpaibet she's missing me too N wishes it was me there instead corrr
>>540554331I eat organs.
>>540553955Keeping Up Appearances typically poorly scripted tbqh, it's carried almost entirely by the Routledge's performance (and only Routledge's, even Swift feels like he's half-arsing most episodes)
>>540554377
>>540554396filtered
>>540553324plastic goy source
>>540554486>sourcefiltered
>>540554445Degenerate.
>>540554486glass bottles and jars only.
>>540554377are you the lad who tried to get me to eat a foot the other day?
>>540553041>Country is fucked. Get out while you can.I think we should set up a system to never allow people like this back into the country. One way or another we will be in power, and the crime of cowardice should be brought back. Allow the future generations of these people though.And I am not joking. You people are worse than a racemixer, worse than a communist, worse than anything, because you know and fully understand the situation at hand. Give your fucking head a wobble.
>>540554639wat
>>540554650Big stamp on their passports that just says>AND STAY OUT
>>540554670a human foot
filtered
>>540554639feet arent organs you flannel
>>540554639No? I mean trotters and chickenfeet can be boiled down into broth and jelly but I wouldn't suggest someone eat feet.
cockwomble
>>540554445pic rel was so gay he had to wear nappies later on in life coz poo's would just fall out his chuff from taking it up the arse as regular as clockwork
>>540554756actually that's not a bad shout, quite hard to find bone broth
>>540554807I gave your mum my bone broth last night m8
normal bottles of coke and pepsi are one pound fifty at the pound shop nowits literally over
>>540554756you used to be able to buy trotters in the chippy.grim as that may be
>>540552844>go on brit/pol/ everyone saying they don't obey the hosepipe ban, think i can handle it>start washing my car, police drive by think nothing of it, they come back round and drive by again>starting to get scared, turn off the hose, driveway covered in water, praying for the sun to burn it off , car covered in water still>police park up on my driveway, start spraying myself in the head " only trying to cool of officers!">start waving the hose around to cover the fact the car is wet>accidently spray the police all over6 months probation , £400 in victim surcharge and costs, criminal record, no future, no job, wife leaves, children taken into custodynot one drop
>>540554694>AND STAY OUT PAKI* CUNT*paki, nigger, faggot, fat pig, as appropriate.Just makes it sound a bit more authentic imo.
>>540554891just don't pay
>>540554807Asda do beef shortribs as well. Get a paring knife on the meat, freeze the bines and boil em up when you have enough. >>540554841Filtered.>>540554901Used to be able to buy rollmop in tesco.
>>540554983Filtered.
>>540554891Lucozade is £1.65 a bottle. And the bottles have shrunk.
>>540554773>Williams suffered from severe psychosomatic ailments, including a spastic colonso his brain made him shit himself on purpose? what?
>>540555041What's your favourite type of willy
>>540554891can get the 24 can packs on amazon for about 38p free delivery
>>540555042they need to bring back that watermelon lucozade they did like a decade ago it was cushty best flavour they ever did
>>540555057>his brain made him shit himself on purposeBit like bogdan
Just found out return to castle wolfenstein has online coop, that's the weekend sorted
>>540555041Filtered.
>>540554980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agBf9c_GDKM
>>540555101ill just keep drinking them nonstop if theyre in my house in a large pack like thatmy usual tactic was to get a handful at the pound shop every 2-3 days but theyre 1.50 now its a fucking ripoff mush
>>540555079
>>540555101fucking hate buying shit onlinehate waiting for delivery, hate paying for delivery, hate having to be in when its delivered, don't want thatI want to go out and get what I need that day myself
>>540554983I got food poisoning from a rollmop off a seafood stand once.Lesson learned.
Goybox
>>540555195You sound like a bit of a poof
>>540555195proper punter gatherer you la
>>540555057oh shid there’s actually some truth to that? I thought it was just something my dad said to me because he thought I was gay. I'm not, I'm just not very good around women. Bit like the self serve things at tesco, just beyond my comprehension tbqh
>>540554954I've asked the attorney general to appeal this sentence for being unduly lenient.
>>540555195you don't like random bames coming to your house?
>>540555245because I actually want to go out and get stuff myself?you fucking cuntthat's all you need to say sometimes>>540555248hey if you were all like me your town centres wouldn't be fucking dying
>>540555267>because he thought I was gay. I'm notNo smoke without fire, lad
>>540555206Poor bog.
>>540554959>AND STAY OUT FAT PIG CUNT
>>540555285Homospex
>>540555335Yeh you're a whiny poof
>>540555335sounds like we need more bames
>>540555343And he's flaming lmfao
>>540555377filtered
>>540555385go get next day delivery about it, you cunt
Hope josh dies this minute.
>>540554650>you should suffer for the state that hates you >you should suffer their whims and pay taxes so they can give money to israel and shield pedophiles >if you don't then the state should bring back the crime of cowardiceI don't understand your point. You seem to be saying >everyone should be as miserable as possible because then things will have to improve for everyone at once!Which is the same line as the commies who abolished grammar schools, and who now want to abolish private education entirely. How did that work out?
>>540555343I'm not gay. I've got a picture with naked ladies on it, at home
>>540555424Why you whining? Whinypoof
>>540555206Can you name and shame the town that poisoned you? Don't dox the vender, I will just not buy seafood in that area.
>>540555195Based and buying stuff the proper waypilled
People don't even talk about trailer tamils any more.weird innit
>>540555424next gay delivery I've done him
>>540555477>at homenot straight enough, they need to be in your wallet so you can creepily show them to people and call them "your girlfriends"
>>540555503It closed up about 20 years ago.London though , used to be outside a pub I drank in.
>>540555532classic
>>540555539that's how Bogdan caught his csam charges
If warm bollocks are bad for a blokes fertility, why do they have hair on them. Something is not adding up here.I also drew this willy in paint, especially for this post.
>>540555539Listen to this guy he knows how to hide being a poof
>>540555651Poof
>>540554756>I mean trotters and chickenfeet can be boiled down into broth and jelly but I wouldn't suggest someone eat feet.What doth ye think is in me pressure cooker. I'll give you a clue, I just had a chicken sandwich.
Bought a drone for £400 used it about 3 times and bored of it now, too many rules that take the fun out of it including that it always has to be in line of sight so you can't fly it 5km away.
>>540555618
>>540555696This guy is so based. Hope he kills josh today.
>>540555273i was in a bad headspace and didn't see the damage i was causing i'll take anything they can throw at me and deserve it, we're not living witha population of 50 million anymore we need to preserve every drop
>>540555674bet you clicked on it though knowing full well it was a willy
>>540555651they’re a bit anti gay in here tonight, I'm not gay btw
>>540555651Also why do they go like a large walnut on a winters day?
!!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!We, the British people, owe India 100 Quadrillions in wrongly redeemed Indian vouchers during the British Raj.As chief representative of blokes, I hereby resolve this great debt, paid in full, today.We are assigning the debt that Sweden, Denmark and Norway owe us from the Viking pillages of our territory over to India. Henceforth, the 100 Quadrillions that Sweden, Denmark and Norway owe us - some of the richest nations on the planet - shall be reassigned to India and I am sure, without doubt, they will be paid in full.If you ask us where the 100 redeemed billiontrillionquadrillions/funny arab diamond is, you will be shot. Thank you.
>>540555760haven't seen him in like a monthis he okay? is he still dominating the hostel?
>>540555618Kys you greasy indian paedophile.
>>540555461My point is that we have to defend and secure the existence of our race. I don't give a fuck about this country or the state.
>>540552844if the right ring takes over legalise pot and other drugs. also be a national socialist not a reform voter. reform took over my council in lancashire and they removed the homeless center replacing it with a car park. let people take adult decisions like it was in the victorian era when it comes to recreational drug consumption, and help the poor. charity starts at home.
>>540555683did you get a drone loicense?
>>540555800life has many doors ed-boy
>>540555683>rulesjust don't bother with them?
>>540555598Ah I see. Never order seafood away from the coast. It's not going to be fresh. I know london is by the coast but it still probably got delayed getting there. I said this in Keith Floyd's wonderful voice.
>>540555683Bollocks to the rules lad, just do your own thing.I'm not supposed to use my alley way as a 50 metre target range for my air rifle, but I do.
I've set him off
>Earlier this year, the Government promised to stop housing asylum seekers in newbuilds after The Sun revealed an entire street had been designated as migrant housing.>But out of the 15 new units in the North Wales village, 13 have been taken over by Clearsprings, the Government contractor run by asylum billionaire Graham King.>“It’s the wrong area. There’s nothing here.”said one resident>Another resident pointed to problems such as “limited access to healthcare, education and employment opportunities”.>Flintshire council said: “They are not illegal immigrants. They are individuals exercising their legal right to claim asylum and deserve to be treated with compassion and respect.”
Only recently learned that my mum had a pressure cooker when I was a kid and never fucking used it.Made me angry tbhwy. All the nice din dins I could have had but never did because she couldn't be arsed using it..
>>540555860>I said this in Keith Floyd's wonderful voice.blood alcohol level?
I get my health advice from shouty steroid people on the internet and think I'm superior to people who eat sandwiches.
>>540555882Kys you jeet paedophile.
>>540555890>>“It’s the wrong area. There’s nothing here.”said one residentThere's a severe lack of bames.
>>540555683The problem isn't there being too many rules it's your approach to those rules.Drones, unfortunately, have very high normie norman levels. Guys imagining it's an actual airliner. Doing the proper ground clearance checks and taxi'ing. Next they'll be bitching about paperclip Britain after bringing it all on themselves.
>Brit/pol/
>>540555843Yeah I did the test online and didn't even bother to research anything and just guessed and got my licence.
>>540555868See. You need to be more like this anon.
>>540555897TBF they had a reputation for being a bit dangerous back in the day. Not chip pan level though.
>>540555989Yea.
>>540555768I'm glad you're not gay, and hopefully you wouldn't employ one neither.
>>540555860It should have been ok as rollmops are pickled.But as I say , lesson learned.
>>540555683start auditing plastic sex arse factories
>>540555890Anyone got numbers on how much it costs to house BAMEs per year? How much also are they missing out by not renting it?
>>540555651Hair wicks sweat away and traps heat in cold temperatures.
>>540555890>>Flintshire council said: “They are not illegal immigrants. They are individuals exercising their legal right to claim asylum and deserve to be treated with compassion and respect.”Traitors
>>540555958this you?
>>540555679Good lad.
>>540555890weird how they are parachuting them into random locations like you can't feel safe or build a community because any day now there could be a migrant drop.
>>540555790>Also why do they go like a large walnut on a winters day?Kek'd, they do. They're not even individual gonads at that stage, they just form a single mega-nad like a walnut
>>540555971You can't even wear first person goggles unless you have a spotter with you incase you accidentally kill someone with your 200g drone
>>540555868I'm not supposed to book myself cheap flights I don't even get on just so I can sit around the airport waiting area to look at women’s feet all day, but I do
>>540556117This you?
>>540556047Being gay is actually divine, though divine in a way that the bible says principalities of darkness in high places.Even though they sodomise people and fuck them until their dick is literally shit onbeing a pedo just a basic pedo like watching category 3 hentai with lolis and wanking to it is worse and punishable by law than actually bumming someone until they shit on your cock.being gay is more normal than being straight in britain.
>>540555679>What doth ye think is in me pressure cooker.pressure
>>540556180no it's you lmaoI've done you
Who put 50p in the spicstick?
>>540556092The figure I saw was each boat bame costs £60k (have to go through the system) for the first year and then £40K for subsequent years.
>>540555679>What doth ye think is in me pressure cooker.Boiled pork willies?
I look down on people with plastic lunch boxes then spend all day on my phone and computer.
>>540556098but they say cold is good for your knackers and heat kills your fertility. SO why have hair on your goolies is what i'm saying
>>540555882Doesn't take a lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQ7dUihFEw
bedtime for wagies
>>540556312Filtered.
>>540555958>>540555832Interesting archive history for these images btw
>>540555679>What doth ye think is in me pressure cooker. I'll give you a clue, I just had a chicken sandwich.Fried pig pussyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uitXR46c-Ko
>>540556162okay Stephen Spielberg's "The Terminal" starring Tom Hanks, settle down now
>>540553041>Do not hold pounds, get an account denominated in dollars or one in goldha ha yeah very funny, how about you hold my dick while I shag your mrs
>>540556153Wat
I shout at my mum if she doesn't serve my meat and fruit meals pre sliced on a wooden cutting board
>>5405563202am at the latest. Up at 6.>>540556343Filtered.
>>540556102Whole village are traitors until I hear otherwisePeople in rural and isolated locations loved mocking working class areas in towns and cities for being concerned about jobs and classroom space for their kids>Ah just try harder then isn't it? If a migrant can steal your job maybe you weren't working hard enough.But now its them on the receiving end they're pretending they're not worried about getting mugged or raped. They're just concerned about job opportunities for Mohammed and Mbende. Pull the other one
>>540556407based ginge
>filtered
>>540556162Airport trotters are more likely to well manicured and moisturised.
Went to the aerospace museum today and there was a boomer wearing one these types of shirts but I wasn't close enough to read it, there was alot of Indians there too who loved the Concorde
>>540556353Mm.
Questions about the big boat ..Who made it?Who bought it?Where was it delivered?
>>540556487>grok what's subtext?
>>540556528chinerbamesfrance
>>540556445True. I bet they're liberal democrat voters.
>>540555890>nooooooo you can't house them in 5 star hotels>nooooooooooo you can't house them in military bases next to small communities>noooooooo you can't house them in newbuilds>noooo you can't house them in our historic town hallwhat absolute NIMBYs. Where do you want them to live, then? At this rate, we'll have to put them on our luxury cruise ships, and me and Margaret need those because we go on a cruise every second week. love the Bahamas but if cruise ships get any more expensive we might have to sell our £2,000,000 bungalow we bought for £3000 back in the day and live off of that paltry sum. State of the effing economy, I tell you!Think maybe we should close down the theme parks and put them there, we aren't going to Legoland anymore so I'm sure they can fit some bright young Somali chaps in Legoland. Can even get their Legoland driving license there!
CP wasn't punishable in Japan until 2016.due to pressure from western influences.they still allow loli and produce the worlds largest amount of loli doujinshi, anime hentai.even so Japan is safer than western countries by a large amount.If someone ever tries to lynch you for watching hentai which is largely questionable, just remember the brown population is the one comitting all the grooming and rapes.
>>540556396If you're viewing your drones camera through a pair of goggles you can't see the surroundings of your drone properly therefore you might crash it into something or hurt someone so you must have a spotter with you.
>>540556528i seriously hate the way the media frames these illegals as being 'taken advantage of' by traffickers. If they are dumb enough to not understand that they are breaking the law, then we don't fucking want them.
>>540556445>People in rural and isolated locations loved mocking working class areas in towns and cities for being concerned about jobs and classroom space for their kidsRural England/Wales has literally those exact same problems. It's the same shit where the old industries either died off or got flooded with immigrants (rampant in the agri sector), while the infrastructure and public services have barely been touched since the 1970s
>>540556706They could just hop on an easyjet / ryanair flight for £50But that would involve having to show documentation to prove they are who they say they are.
>>540555683i saw a drone video where this guy was just flying it out over the sea and some cunt on a pier fishing threw his line at it and took it down. I would have been raging and gone over to kick the guys arse and throw all his fishing gear in the sea. So fuck it fly your drone and chin any tosser that has a problem
Have I told you all I'm intermittent fasting? I bet you lot all eat breakfast you know that's a lie made up to sell cereal? In ancient hunter gatherer societies they'd eat 12 eggs and half a block of butter with every meal
Thinking of running a bot that posts every reply here on X, what do you reckon lads?
>>540556829spread the word lad
>>540556829I reckon you'd get your shit pushed in pretty quick.
>>540556674>Just keep an eye on that tiny dot in the sky and try to keep track of which way it's pointing for meIf anything being able to see out the front of it should help it avoid hitting things. It'll have arise from some norman going on about a near miss with a sycamore gap tree or red squirrel.*>But more boaties.
>>540556301A ideal temp is good for the nuts. Ever jumped in cold water? The hair is multipurpose.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randlordnot a fan of the empire any more t bh
>>540556605>I betYou could always look for yourself. It's a Labour Parliamentary constituency (with Reform making huge gains at the last GE, and everyone else other than Plaid losing vote share). Meanwhile, the county council's a Labour/independents coalition (27 LAB councillors + 16 independents in order to form a workable majority), LDs only have 4 councillors
>>540556829Dessicated cow brain tablet subscription service
>>540556706>'taken advantage of' by traffickersThe traffickers seem to be doing a rather good job for them. Even managed to keep the service running after Keir smashed their supply chain.
>>540556376>>540556500especially in the summer months, they love slipping off their shoes in their little tiffy mood they are usually in, about their flight being delayed or whatever. Completely unaware I am cracking several wanks off an hour in the bogs over there exposed feet. There's even a spoons in there, just go and have a brekky or a cheeky pint when I feel like it. Lovely little day out for myself
>>540556873what if hes queer then he'll see it like Ai no Kusabi. getting your shit pushed in isnt necersarrily a negative especially if someone giving the delivery empathises with the victim and wants to see him again because he has a killer body, and they might even fall in love.
>>540555890>and deserve to be treated with compassion and respectDamn, I wish we had the same rights as foreign invaders.
>>540557048>Kier smashingIt wasn't boats
>>540556873presumably if it was run from the uk, sure, but i know better than that.
>>540557113well you do you
>>540557086
>>540556136That's the idea. Prevent you from having any escape, any fortress. When they flip the switch and the BAMEs go totally feral (even more than they are already) it'll be a door-to-door slaughter.
>>540557086This post just reminded me of that anon who paid the woman on his train commute to play with her feet and jizzed in his pants
Explaining to mum how ayahuasca is allowed on the carnivore diet, stupid bitch.
>>540556829I lift text from here and send it to my two most lefty mates. After sending "Diana Abbot's greasy nigger pussy" they had a meltdown. I'm still a friend, but they are calling me weird.
