I'm a European in America right now. I bought Italian Sausages in Walmart and began cooking them. I then smelled shit. I smelled the sausages and they smell like literal logs of human shit. Can any American explain that? I'm not eating these.
>>540553835They're also filled with like 80% water and have shrunk 3x since I started cooking them.
>>540553835You bought meat at Walmart. You got what you paid for.
>>540553835kek
I get the spicy Italian sausoogaa then cut the casing off and fry up pork qith some shit and make like a sloppy joe or something, I fucking hate sausages man
>>540553835Go to a butcher you fucking idiot
>>540553835Eat it, goy
It also happens to me all the time. When I am cooking meat or someone else is nearby, I hallucinate that I smell shit
>>540554147I mapped it. There's only 3 butchers near me and they look sketchy as fuck. Each one is like 100 miles from each other. Why... do they have an image of a possum as their meat?
....can I have them?
>goes to America >immediately starts wasting foodWhy that's as american as apple pie
>>540553835>I'm a European in America right now.I smell shit.
>>540553867Which brand of sausages? You can get high quality Columbus brand fermented sausages at Walmart, you can also get ones that are trash. It's a SUPERmarket.
>>540553835somewhere between 30% and 50% of our meat packing workers are illegal immigrantsthe american food industry has been horror fuel since the 19th century
theres probably some sausage tsar who owns the rights to all sausages and he gets paid by some hellish lobbying group to put tumors and aids in them
>>540553835>Can any American explain that?yea i can, ya see, euro fags are queer and so are very familiar with logs of shit and how they smell and taste so a eurofag in america is prone to sniff anything log like or shit shaped in an attempt to find a reason to complain because, as i said, eurofags are hopeless shit sniffing faggots.hope that clears it up. glad to help anytime bro.
>>540555136that's right, trve americans regularly eat literal shit but we don't notice until we get violently ill
>>540553835I get all my Italian sausage from HEB, Sam's, or Costco. La'Quishamart is where niggers go. You couldn't pay me to shop in that shithole.
>>540553835Go back to Africa. Nigger.
GOY SLOP !!!! https://youtu.be/UDZ_ldUNRcY
>>540554487>Why... do they have an image of a possum as their meat?Seriously though; if you can find a butcher shop with their own farm, you'll get way better quality meat for around the same price as a supermarket.
>>540553835You bought them from a jeet didn't you?
>>540553835>I'm a European in America right nowthat's fucking grim, why'd you go there?
>>540553835>I'm a European in America right nowThat was your first mistake. Everything else should be self explanatory. You thought coming here would be better? Everything that you bitch and whine about over there is 1000x worse over here.
>>540554487>thompson meat processingyou wont be able to buy anything at a meat processing facility lol thats not a butcher.get some STEAK at walmart it will be just fine. dont take the cheapest one like an idiot.
>>540553835It's possible that Jews are putting literally shit in goyslop to humiliate the goyim
>>540554487LMFAO america is wild.
>>540553835You got the great value crap didn't you?
>>540554487Never ate roadkill possum? You will never be a real American.
>>540554487Possum is mighty fine eatin there pardner
>>540553835Most of the food in the US is legit inedible. I like big girls but it's really hard to find/afford anything to eat, I only eat 1 meal a day
>>540554487>possum sausagesMutts on suicide watch, holy shit, they've become China.
>>540555136>mutts use so much opiates that they are constantly constipated>they don't even remember what shit smells likeHow horrifying
Never smelled sausashits but then again I never bought meat from wal mart
>>540559468Yes.
That's italian sausage for you.They probably outsourced their sausage factories to india.Now STFU and enjoy those tasty Indiatalian shit sausages.
>>540553835You could've gotten name brand for not much more.
>>540560294And it still would have been goyslop
