STRAIT IS OPENAMERICA WONNED
>>540557421Did Trump cave and meet the 6 demands?https://time.com/article/2026/08/10/iran-us-strait-of-hormuz-conditions-trump-negotiations/
just yesterday all the miggers were posting about how it was being kept closed inentionally to dick around china. why is it open again?
>>540557421trump declares a lot of things
>>540557514Shut up tranny, we won
>>540557421Does he actually mean it this time?
Where's the $300 billion, trannies? Where boom boom Tel aviv? haha.
>>540557542He likes to talk a lot of shit, too.
>>540557421I hope another jeet ship is hit
>>540557589You may need to update some of those statements.
>>5405575148D chess, you wouldnt understand
Futures markets about to open?
>>540557548
>iran announces the u.s. must pay for the bridges and power plants they bombed>Trump says he is open to adding damages to the agreement>suddenly iran is down trillions of dollars and it was their idea
>>540557421How many times has he "declared" this now
>market opens>straight is open Every single time
Trump thinks he's some sort of wizard that can make things happen by simply stating what he would like to happen.
>>540557421this orange pedoass is going to die in prison. the only reason he won't be executed is so we can all watch him suffer from eating prison food and living in a dirty grey boring concrete cell.we need a federal spec ops team that will just black bag conservative leaders country-wide for any violation of the law or public trust.start with this nazi asshole in Texas. Tim is arguably worse than Trump and deserves to feel pain.
>>540557978stop noticing
>>540558068he should raise the flag of commercial transit and don the ring of opened straits.
>>540557421>>540557548won what?
Straights winTrannies lose
>>540557421>Trump saysLmao.
>iran says
>>540557421Every week same shit.It's just profiteering
>>540557514>miggersPost twice, bot.
>>540557421for 2 days*
>>540558668tongue my anus, nigger
>>540557421Strait is open, strait is closed, deal is made, deal is cancelled, iran won, US won, no more armies, too many armies.Fucking hell it's so fucking annoying hearing about this bullshit all the fucking time, can you niggers just shut the fuck up and blow each other up in silence?
>>540558921K, you pass. Got my eye on you though, bud.
>>540557421>STRAIT IS OPEN>AMERICA WONNEDyou get one izzat for this post
>>540557542its his truth...socialtruth is objective, but trumps truth?its his truth.
Does Trump not know that we can use the internet and just watch what ships cross for ourselves? That this makes it very easy for anyone to check to see if he's full of shit? So strange, it's like the brainwashing doesn't work anymore
>>540557421I'm so sick of this faggot's Talmudic lies.
If Trump can get control of the straight and charge fees that would be pretty based.
>>540559823We can, normies just open twatter and buy stocks based on what influencers say.
>>540559823He buys stocks, he says something positive, stocks go up. He sells stocks, he says something negative, stocks go down. There's a reason he's 6 billion dollars richer so far this year.
>>540557421Quite amazing how much money the irgc is making for american oil companies.
>>540557421I told you faggots that Trump would open the strait. You didn't want to listen. Now you all look like morons.Iran: BTFOhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhaahhahaha
>>540557421BRICS bros.....
>>540559823AI hedge fund management software can't. It checks headlines.When it says strait is closed they use alternate ASCII in headlines to prevent market dumps
>>540557421May I see this open strait?
>>540557514Just earlier today the knesset talking points were that the strait was staying closed until 2030, what happened?
>>540559972>worlds tallest midget>worlds most retarded genius>worlds most anti-Christ messiah
>>540559153>truth is objective.Absolute bullshit.Truth is relative to the perspective of the observer.Your "truth" therefore in not MY Truth.
>>540559823>>540561305It feels like none of us are hearing Trump's comments for what they are, increasingly desperate denials of reality. This is scary stuff to hear from the leader of the free world, the office that not so long ago was the most powerful single seat on the entire planet. What we're hearing is that we've lost control, the empire is over and won't be back. I think this is what that sounds like when it actually happens.
>>540557514Because Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Pakistan signed the Mecca joint defense agreement (making desert NATO) so Israel and the USA can no longer bomb Saudi targets and blame it on Iran
>>540557421Iran knows he not the president and are waiting for the returning US forces to clean up the mess at home.
>>540557421iRan should make big, beautiful attack at every week's 30 minute before market open and see what trump will say
>>540557542Crying wolf is all he does.
>>540557514that was one very busy migger shill
>>540557421great news, can't wait for gas prices to start dropping like a rock, right...right......right
>>540563946nuclear war is right around the corner
>>540557421They declared earlier it will strategically remain closed, now it is strategically (and magically) open? Does anyone know what is actually going on out there?
>>540566366Kikes will not allow goyim to die. They literally can’t afford it due to exponentially increasing capital requirements. Less goys = less money. Nuclear war for this purpose will never happen
I'll give you one guess
>>540566402>Does anyone know what is actually going on out there?timelines perhaps did collide in the past few hours
>>540557421>checks dateoh wow another one
>>540566310yeah sure, 2 weeks
>>540557421Imagine believing yet another brazen attempt to manipulate the stock market. MIGA are the most gullible voter base that has ever existed
>>540566366And poison the jew's big prize? Fat chance. They need to eat while the goyim reap, destroying the world brings them neither. In fact, nuclear war would render the united states 95% white within minutes, with that number reaching 100 within a few years. This is why nuclear war won't happen until juden finally succeeds in genociding whites.
>>540566310You'll scare a jew half to death talking like that
>>540566647And a brown monkey has a comment. Protip, the strait is open but no one is there. Go check out the oil tanker traffic heading to texas. I mean, you are a brown monkey so you won't understand what it means, but it does mean bad things to brown monkeys. Use this link and scroll over to the gulf of america: https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ%20STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker#gotomap
I think he just figured out when he declaress the strait open, the market goes up by a slightly larger amount than it goes down by afterwards, and he's going to keep declaring it open until he finishes juicing the market and cashing out.
>>540557421HEIL TRUMPUS VICTORIUS
>>540568577Trump made 21000 stock trades last year. He is buying stock positions, making an announcement, selling those positions at a profit off anyone that still believes what he says. He is insider trading off his own announcements. He is the worst president of all time.
Ever stop to think that media only tells you what they want you to hear?
YOU LOSE TRANNY
>>540568577He is buying time for the oil companies to boost their production so that iran's the strait's contribution to global oil is irrelevant. Then america is positioned best to profit from the rising demand while prices stay constrained
>>540568686You could bounce a quarter that ass.
>Literally Who? has an opinion on social media.Big if true!
>>540558668Stop giving the migger poster (you)s, he is in every thread 14 hours a day.
>>540557421inb4 some idiot freighter captain actually believes this, tries to transit the strait and gets sunk by a mine
>>540568656Miggers think this is based and redpilled. They love paying more for petrol so Trump and his cronies can get more rich.
>>540557812What are you talking about dumb jew? Learn to type inbred.
>>540557486he already signed a surrender document in versailles listing all of these points. these are not new demands and he has already agreed to them.
>>540557694remember these old chestnuts?Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"Mar 22: "Iran is Dead now"Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days."Mar 23: "I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran because Israel will kill them"Mar 24: "Jared sent them a 15 point plan they will never accept so everyone calm down"Mar 24: "They are giving us a bonus gift too"
>>540563566Truth is objective.
>>540569917He broke the agreement the day after signing it. I doubt he even read that document before signing. It's possible he's not even capable of reading at the level required to understand what he signed.
>>540557421MIGGERBROS.WE WINNED.PREPARE YOUR SHIPSWE'RE GOING TO SAIL THROUGH THE STRAIT
>>540563566well, that's your truth
>>540557514Str8 of hormussy is open bitch. Keep coping and seething faggot. Trump wins….. again ;^)>>540558068>>540558201>>540559823>>540569372
>>540566050adolf means wolfis trump crying adolf?i though trumpwasliterallyhitlerbut now....i dont know what to think>>540566366bullshiti was promised a nuclear war 3000 years ago, and i haven't gotten it yet.i was promised a world ending pandemic in 2019, and all we got was monkey pox for the gaysi was promised ww3, and trump has continually cucked out (he's white, pottery)stop your false promises and put up.nuke austin texas or stfu.
>>540557421He literally does this to fool ai stock agents.
>>540570187thats one cute whore anon.is that your gf?you shouldn't post your gf in a website full of degenerates.now i'm going to print her picture and do a tribute and upload the finished product on this thread.
>>540570374stop giving me ideas anon....we should propagating fake news regarding places that heavily influence the stock market (negatively) and just shit up the whole econo......never mind, i just remembered the schizo poster that can't afford to buy groceries because of trump and his nonwar war with iran.i shant ideal on this thought.
>>540570413Lmk when you’re finished faggot
>>540570641lol, only a faggot would want to know when a guy finishes cuming.you are a gay.forrealstho, who is she, she cute, i was lying about the other stuf.tell her i like her eyes (i'm going to take them and make them mine when i find her))
>>540570744you need a good std?
>>540570826ew, keep your gaids to yourself homo.i'm talking about the girl.
>>540561666Holy checked. Drumphf is the anti-yahweh
>>540561666beast confirmed
>>540568307This. Jews' invading hordes of IQ80 browns survive only as long as there are gibs.
>>540568656>He is insider trading off his own announcementsShitat matzliach, goyim
>>540557421Why is gas so high? Where are the Epstein arrests?
>>540557421If true then he would know that Iran will attack the cargo ships and tankers. He must be trying to start the hot war up again.
>>540557421It's ridiculous how much Israel one shotted Trump by asking him to attack Iran. He's literally stunlocked compelled to keep attacking despite it being a wild humiliation.
>>540568547Dude, all that oil that you guys get from up here? You know who owns the strip mines, the upgraders, the pipelines?Of course you don't, because you're a stupid piece of shit working here, HERE of all places, for shekels to form and manipulate public opinion.Because the cat is out of the bag; /pol/ is full of autistic retards that know shit they shouldn't possibly know. But yeah, China owns all the facilities that get 6 million barrels a day of heavy crude from our oil sands and sagd sites to your specially- designed-for-tar-sand oil. Are you really stupid enough to think that, if push comes to shove, they won't do something about it?.Nobody gives a Fuck about the poos, they can and will starve to death and no one will blink an eye (and its arguable the reason they're being exported as a bioweapon is also as an act of preservation of their worthless genetics before India becomes a sterile waste land of poo).But the bugs want a Chinese millenia, and they know that they have to change public opinion about China really quickly if they have any chance of that. Enter operation blumpf.That fucking idiot and his kike handlers have literally changed the US from the most powerful nation the world has ever known, into a standing joke. And none of your bullshit is ever going to change that. You're fucked. Canada is fucked. Europe is fucked, Africa is fucked, India is fucked. The only country ready for what's coming is, wait for it now because you're fucking stupid, China. So just take your fucking boosters and go back to work. Try not to get stressed out, it's not like anyone but you is going to #diedsuddenly typing up some shill narrative at your shitty keyboard.
>>540557548>we wonI don’t see the jews being deported, so how can that be considered a victory?
>>540557421>Source: some retarded shitterfag miggerYou glowies used to be better
>>540557421>Troomp has declared the strait is openThat means it's actually closed
>>540563946You lost tranny faggot
>>540557542And you faggots leap at every scrap like a retarded cat chasing a laser pointer dot.Kek. Retards.
>>540557421How does this affect the market? I mean in the long run everyone is in trouble.
>>540557421it's never over.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gujPXF1WLKI&ra=m
>>540558074you're still posting this fanfic 10 years in? LMAO
>>540557421How much is Trumpstein making from the constant market manipulation?
>>540570187is she tight or what
>>540581249what was his net worth before 2017? Is there any good reason this is not included?
>>540581249DJT’s (including Truth Social) market cap is $2.82b. I assume retards are adding much (if not all) of that to his “net worth.” Probably shouldn’t have tried to coup him, ban him from twatter, tried to shoot him, and just plain Streisand effect his whole existence. That’s what you get, losers.
>>540557421Its incredible the problem that caused this senile old thieving corrupt zionist ultra jewish pedophile
>>540557421yeah this is shit is all fun and games seeing stock go up and down until you seriously fucken badly run out of the types of crudes you need for your shitty old oil refineries in the Fall
>>540569454Trump added damages incurred by Iran by attacking and killing people in multiple nations throughout the war and in decades of recorded terrorist attacks, all of which the Iranian government proudly took full responsibility of. Try to pull your head out of your own ass and keep up with current and historical events before you attempt to form a political opinion, you stupid fucking tranny cuck piece of shit.
>>540581249>>540583805>>540578802lol so this is the latest discord talking point. Most people here would gladly burn the entire stock market to the fucking ground. Holy fuck you faggots are fucking worthless.
>>540557421>Twitter post claims...Do you faggots never read their names?All the nonsense for/against Iran/America is done by a few accounts with rather obvious names.
The orange bitch has been negotiating with the imaginary Iranians again?
Just GO, GO, GO!They can't get you if you all rush in together!
>>540584456This stuff only works on muslims such as in Gaza, and while technically true we all know how it ends.
>>540557421No ship will risk it.
>>540584328>becoming president to make yourself richer is actually LE BASED!
>>540584452Tehran Trump
>>540559823If you repeat a lie often enough lots of people tend to believe it. But it only works when you are on the winning side or control the population.
>>540558074>nazi
>>540566366Yes
>>540557859These are the numbers from two months ago, in early June.
>>540558666Satan knows what's up.
>>540557421>100% open>approved commercial trafficSo it's not 100% open, it's only open for traffic the US allows
>>540584452Potomac Pete:>This war will end in a few days. The glorious American army is destroying Iran; the regime is on the verge of collapse, and the Strait is at its pre-war openness. We are winning, we are winning.
>>540557421It's open
>>540586530>If you repeat a lie often enough lots of people tend to believe itThis principle is the basis of the mythical "Holocaust."That such deceit was the essential nature of the jews is what Goebbels and Germany meant when they warned of the "Big Lie."
>>540557421What took them so long?
