>I can't afford burrit-
"Let them eat cake" -Some dead bitch
frozen burritos have always been scams
>>540564050Goyslop
>this goyslop is cheapDo kikes really think this is an argument?
>>540564050This shit is why colorectal cancer is skyrocketting. How many unpronouncible ingredients are in that monstrosity?
>>540564050>$2.83 per burritoDamn, is Amazon that much of a ripoff now? I haven't used it in like 5+ yearsSame burrito at walmart is $0.68 per burrito
>>540564050he prefer a chimichanga.
>>540564050>24 count>They're so small you need to eat 4 to have a meal>some jeet in a factory made it>tastes like shit>full of onions.>$70 plus tip
>>540564151>believes things that never actually happenedngmi
>>540564050You could get an 8 pack of those burritos for 4 dollars six years ago.
>>540564471>>They're so small younigger cook some rice you /ck/cel bitch boy
>>5405640502.83 these trash 5oz burritos is top goy. Local Safeway was selling this for like 69 cents each on a deal. You don't understand...theyre so fucking tiny...smaller than a basic bean and cheese from Taco Bell. If you're 6foot+, you'd have to eat 3 to 4 of these to feel satiated. You're basically spending 3 to 4x more ordering for Goymazon
>>540564471I forgot to mention>mostly tortilla because not only did they shrink the burritos they quit filling them as much>like chewing a shoe after microwaving
Remember when these burritos were less than a dollar each? Nuke Israel. Nuke DC
Do these people think they're convincing anyone that conservatism hasn't failed?
>>540564562>mimimimimiSHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT AND EAT YOUR SLOP.
"Let them eat cock" -Scott Bessent
>>540564050that shit would kill you before you finished the box
>>540564661>Remember when these burritos were less than a dollarThey still are, see >>540564422, it seems that Amazon got the goyim hooked and then rug pulled them>Nuke Israel. Nuke DCStill though, this should happen
>>540564050Those were .26c a piece in 2015.
>>540564050These things taste like glue. You can make burritos yourself that taste 100 times better for less than this.
>>540564788Keked n checked
Are there any frozen burritos that are any good? I wouldn't mind buying and eating them, but I don't wanna spend money just to find out the one I picked sucks.
>>540564050That used to be $10.99 in 2005
>>540564501I wasn't talking about the holocaust though
>>540564886It's been many years but I remember Red's being decent
>>540564050poor americans they dont even know where that comes from
>>540564050The $5 chicken is the best deal on the planet. 1 chicken. $5. Precooked and seasoned. $5.
>>540564050Those garbage tier burritos used to cost 50 cents.
>>540564998Those aren't boomer approved anon, someone post the screenshot of the boomer bitching about millennials buying rotisserie chickens
>>540564422> Same burrito at walmart is $0.68 per burritoDamn! Does Walmart ship to Goymoney?
>>540564692Whatever you think conservatism is, it is notAlso, pretty much every other system has failed if the bar is avoiding real famines, complaining about not being able to afford slop has not historically been a problem under any government system other than western capitalist democracies
>>540564886No.Buy some tortillas. Buy some cheap hamburger. Buy some black beans. Buy some taco seasoning. Buy some onions. Buy some cheese. Make your own.
>>540564050lel i saw this same thing at walmart for 9$ or so. this is just some reseller who price gouges or money launders.
>>540564050>amazonFunny you should be advertising fro themhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/20/amazon-sellers-price-raises-californiaAt this specific time.
3x per expensive per burrito than when I was in college
64$ for frozen burritos wholesaleWtf
>>540564562> rice As side dish to a burrito a fresh salad would be in order.
I can get 10 lbs of boneless chicken breast for $25
>>540565125They're still not worth it, they aren't good and full of soibeans. Just get a can of refried beans, tortillas and some dog meat and it'll probably taste better
>eat this processed food and get butt cancer, goy
>>540564050frozen food is disgusting
>>540564050>sarrrrr look what this guy (totally not me) posted!
I’m done I am done. I’m not even going to try and calculate the inflation on that fucking burrito. That’s the most shit tier frozen burrito you can buy and trust me it’s all fucking tortilla. These are 50¢ tops and only because they microwave ok (don’t try and eat a stale one). Fucking first time in my life I feel like I’m legitimately being gaslit. Who are they trying to convince this price is normal?
>>540564151Marie Antoinette never actually said that and was very frugal and aware of France's financial troubles before she ever came to France.
>>540564050Ah yes the $2.83 ass blast machine
>>540565267Consider yourself lucky then.We pay €39 = $45 for 10 lbs.And this is as cheap as it gets.
>>540565344You are supposed to heat it before eating, macaco!
>>540564311First thing to come to mind
>>540564422GYATT ZAYUMN
>>540564050WTF 12 packs of those used to be like $6.00
>>540565528Simp
>>540564050>here goy, eat the driest fucking burrito you've eaten in your life
>>540564422"beef" is really just an allergy warning.
>>540564050I remember when someone was selling burritos like this with a hot dog in the middle, my mom would buy those all the time. They should make those again.
>>540565910what the fuck
>>540565910I put my hot dog in your mom's burrito iykwim
>>540564050>Water, Enriched Wheat Flour (Enriched With Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Beef, Beans, Vegetable Oil (Basedbean, Canola, and/or Corn Oil) , Textured Vegetable Protein (Onions Flour, Caramel Color), Salt, Isolated Pea Product, Chili Pepper, Spices, Flavor, Onions Sauce (Water, Basedbeans, Wheat, Salt), Dough Conditioners (Yeast, Wheat Gluten, Sugar, Guar Gum, Modified Food Starch)Not terrible, but not good either. Where can I buy pure "flavor?" Also, barely any filling. They had to cut costs somewhere.
>>540564050Those things are 90% tortilla with a little bit of beans and onion meat. They've always been a rip off but at least they were cheap.
so get the 8 pack for 5.12
>>540564050Sloppiest of goy slop
>>5405644223rd party sellers through amazon always charge retarded prices hoping people arent paying attention.
Wanted to come back and also say that if you decide to buy frozen burritos just get a few of these or the chicken one, especially if they're on a sale.
First libtards say we should have clean drinking water and now they say we should have affordable food. What the fuck is their problem?
>>540564050>We're in a golden age thank you trump!>No, you have to live off ramen, ultra processed crap MAHA says will kill you and ruin your sperm, and rice>Stop complaining can't you see we're in a golden age?
>>540564050>mom i want a burrito>sweetie we have burritos at home>ewww mommmmmm no i mean REAL burritos
>>540564050Those are $5 for 12, so ~$10 for 24. OP is a jeet scammer and a nigger.
>>540564969>I wasn't talking about the holocaust thoughkek
>>540564050Dios Mio..These things are fucking terrible for you.The literal visual and written definition of goyslop.
>>540564966it still is, op is just retarded. Amazon is full of jeets hiking oroces hoping you're dumb enough to fall for it.
>>540566723i am >>540565153 and to be fair the walmart website is confusing as shit when it shows you all these reseller listings instead of the in store listings. best buy does the same shit it's probably the jeets who make the walmart website scamming
>>540566091>CanolaThis shit is literally failed motor oil.
>lol
>>540564050>Fuck your grocery bill.That's quite a campaign slogan the Republicans are going with.
>>540566091jfc i can't believe people eat this slop
>>540566872make sure store you want is delected then toggle In Store near the top where the brand/dept/sorting options are
>>540564050Just learn how to fucking cook for the love of god. Once you learn how to cook you figure out how to make all the delicious meals that restaurants make you but in larger quantities for yourself.
>>540567066i dont buy online. havent ordered something on amazon in 5 years and before that it was another 5 years. i just google to see if there are any products that walmart carries. those fuckers stopped selling bacon jerky probably because of the muslims
>>540564599Also a Taco Bell bean burrito is $1.99.
>>540567251bidenomics tripled the prices of everything
>>540564422i was about to say. i'll get these occasionally and put them in a casserole dish with enchilada sauce and refried beans on top.
>>540564050What a fucking moron. You can get 2x BOGO at Publix right now for 6.99, that's 16x, $.87/burrito.
Those burritos that used to be 50 cent at the grocery store? It's so over.
>>540564050>offers $14 worth of burritos for $68
Those things are so god damn grossMy brothers always used to eat them and id almost vomit from the smell
It's not about the burrito it's about the fact that eating fast food used to be cheap. Even as a broke college kid I could reliably get a $3 budget meal if I forgot my lunch.
New Burrito thread just dropped!
>>540568855>delivered to your door
>>540564050Why the hell is that 70 dollars? You can get for 8 at my local grocery store.
>>5405640509g of protein for a burrito that's suppose to be a replacement for dinner is not nearly enough. You'd need to eat 4 of those., and at that point, you can buy a much healthier ready made meal with more protein. An adult man should be getting 100g of protein a day. AT LEAST 50g at the minimum.
>>540566091>Yes I do want 1/5th of my burrito to be pure polyunsaturated fatty acids which will fuck up my thyroid and cause cancer and heart disease in the long run!
all this vitril from boomers when young people accurately point out that things are too expensive is just because they don't want to accept or admit that they failed to create a society that was better for their children than the one they grew up inso it becomes>I had to live a certain way, so you should have no problem with itwas that the goal? being the most prosperous and blessed generation of humans in the history of planet earth, in the greatest country on earth with near-unlimited potential for true greatness?>well, you can still just eat ramen and rent an apartment with 3 other people until you're 40>it's not THAT bad>you can buy the frozen burritoswas that what they wanted to leave for the next generation? obviously notthey're ashamed of their failure, so now it's your fault
>>540564050>net weight 142g>142x24=3408>assuming approximately 90% beef by weight = roughly 3kg>mfw amerigolems will pay 70 bucks for 15 dollars worth of food
>>540564050>>540564422This is why DoorDash, InstaCart, and others thrive.People will pay a premium instead of stopping at the grocery store after work or walking to the store on a weekend.
>>540569368>they're ashamed of their failureThis is the only incorrect part of your post, they're not ashamed at all. They hate you for existing.
>>540564050Buy an ad
>>54056405067 dollars for burritos
>>540569677It's crazy to have kids and then just not care what happens to them and actually get joy out of seeing them faillike what are we even doingwhy'd they even have kids then
>>540564151She was a strong independent woman!
>>540569798This is exactly Boomer parents in my experience. My dad seemed actively jealous of me right up to when he died, staring at me angrily for still living.
>>540566925Buy a fucking ad already, Ann.
>>540564050America is a NIGGER COUNTRY
>>540569877I recently told my boomer dad that nobody in my generation expects to ever get a cent of social security because everyone even financial experts agree it's going to go start to become insolvent somewhere around 2035-40 and he just told me>That's nonsense. You're paying in, so it'll be there.what pissed me off is that I know HE knows I'm right. He's not a stupid man. He just said that because he didn't want to actually talk about the implications of what that means.
>>540564050EAT THE SLOPBE HAPPY
>>540565995It was a chili dog except a tortilla instead of a bun. Like this, but one hot dog.
>>540564625>microwavenigger there's no reason to not have an air fryer these days; they're as easy as a microwave and you get a superior end-product. you can even cook steaks in an air fryer
>>540569171>9g of protein for a burrito Yeah and since it's 140 grams, some of that protein is from beans and wheat (and TVP).Since beef is around 20% protein, each burrito contains maybe 1oz of beef at most.
>>540565145Yeah man just cook up 12 burritos that you might only eat half of before they go bad and you have to throw it out. meal prepping is for poor retard cattle that want to eat the same meal for 7 days straight
You have to be a vaccinated retard to use Amazon for groceries.
>>540570368>meal prepping is for poor retard cattle that want to eat the same meal for 7 days straightI legitimately don't see the problem with doing this. I'd probably do this much of the time even if I was rich.
>>540564050I've never had a burrito in my life despite a store called Burrito Jax being like 100ft away from me
Microwaved burritos were a nice snack after school and before dinner. I don't remember the last time I had any.
>>540564050that's pretty bad. you can get bigger frozen burritos for a buck fifty.
>>540570153>just bake your raw tortilla in the oventhats even worse, cooklet nigger
>>540571543I looked at their menu. I wouldn't eat there but if I did I'd make a simple burrito with chicken, cheese, pico and jalapenos. Get sour cream on the side with a few different sauces to try out.
>>540565208When I was in college a solid Chipotle order was $8 at most, and I used almost an entire bottle of Chipotle Tabasco every time I ate there.
>>540564050>A Chipotle burrito typically weighs between 13 and 16 ounces (roughly 0.8 to 1 pound), though the total weight varies based on the specific ingredients and wetness of the salsas you choose.>A standard Chipotle burrito base price typically ranges from $9.79 to $11.68 across most US locations, though the exact amount depends entirely on your protein selection and local taxes.
>>540564050Bet those things have bone fragments in themRIP teeth
>>540564050No thanks.
>>540564050But that isn't my preferred Burrito Brand.
>>540571967>>540564408let's have a fact based thread for once
10 years ago i could save my lunch money and buy 2 mcchickens instead
>>540571916I probably wouldnt try one unless it was being served to me, I'd rather have a sub with nice delicious fluffy bread, tortillas are just meh
I deserve home made burritos from a latina bimbo
>>540565344frozen vegetables are good
>>540572465Make Asian-style burritos, they're better and they come with an Asian waifu.
>>540564050i thought zoomers were going to be based but this expectation that you're supposed to be able to live off takeout, delivery and packet food does my fucking head it.learn to cook and shut the fuck up you entitled little cunts.
>>540564050
>>540567345Pretty sure China kung flu did that kiddo global inflation
>>540572648their whoreboss single mothers never taught them cooking beyond microwaving these shit burritos while she was chasing dick at bars
>>540564311this. probably 7-10g saturated fat in each of those fucking things
>>540564050Imagine not being able to make a burrito.
>>540564050>tortilla>beans>mystery meat>1pbid from mystery meat author>anon forgets to herb as usualthose were .30 cents per burrito a decade ago
>>540564050$2.83 a burrito?I bet you could do it for 1/2 as much or less if you made it yourself, which is not hard. Make a big pot of beans, cook a few pounds of ground beef, put it into tortillas, throw it in the freezer in reusable storage of your choosing Let's see.Mission flour burrito tortillas - 8 pack for 3.13, $9.39 total (0.39 each). Each one is 210 kcal, 4.5g fat 6g protein 35g carbsDry pinto beans 3 lb for $3.21 ($0.13 each), enough for ~4oz cooked beans per burrito, 150 kcal each, 9g protein, 27g carbs, 0.7g fat4lb ground beef, $6/lb, $23 ($0.96 each) 2 oz per burrito, 145 kcal, 13g protein, 10g fatTotal nutrition and cost per burrito:505 kcal28g protein62g carbs15g fatEach one costs ~$1.48 and contains much better ingredients and is more calories, and a lot more protein.Throw in a lb of lard into the beans and add some hot sauce for a couple dollars each and each one will be tastier and about ~77 more calories each.
>>540564422Aldi has an equivalent that's like $4.50 for a pack of 8
>>540572845For reference these are the ones in OPCalories 310Total Fat 14g Total Carbohydrate 35gProtein 9g (do these actually even contain beef?)For $2.83 each this is a horrible deal. May as well just buy a burrito from Taco Bell at that point, at least it's hot (warm) already.
>>540572229Could be worse for how cheap they are.
>>540564422Checked. These used to be decent goyslop, now they changed the recipe and they taste like NOTHING.
>>540570368You are aware that you can freeze what you make, right? Or are you so jew blasted that a frozen burrito you made isn't okay but a goyslop one is just fine?
