I am pleased to announce my intention to enlist due to a strong sense of personal fulfillment. My qualities and characteristics align closely with those of the archetypal individual described, namely that I embody bravery and physical attractiveness.
God bless soldierKill those fucking hajis We’ll continue on the war at the homefront, posting NIGGER as much as possible, for freedom, for the white man and his country
>>540574468Can I have your stuff?
V coolMind giving me your wife's number and address while youre dgoyed
>>540574468Go join the county dog catchers
>>540574552>soldierummm actually it's warfighter now
>>540574468send the goyim
Send OP
I unironically regret not joining in my 20s. By the time you reach your 30s you realize there were a handful of things you had to do 1 of in your 20s for the world to really still be your oyster and if you didn’t do 1 of them then you’re destined for fewer opportunities and mediocrity. Military service is one of those things.
>>540574468Col. Kang
would it be in the corporations best interest to make americans hate their government? what about chinese, indian or russian bot farmers?
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper
You gonna run
>>540574468Kek. You are brown
>>540574746>warfighterA generic term for service member. Army are still called soldiers
>>540575207I don't think there's a citizenry left in the world that wouldn't benefit from hating their own government.
>>540574468>no white men in the adww3 no longer on the menu boys
>>540575103There's a huge element of truth in this post.
>>540574468You forgot to mention your financial situation.
>>540575454Upvoted
>>540574468>>540574574y-yeah man can we borrow your stuff while your gone?
Oh you just look so much better than all of those white bois on pol
>>540576375Im the bwc man btw
>>540575589Thanks may I have some gold too, good sir?