>>540586129Just buy him laptop already
>>540586129>thats about it, peace out.Maybe the church of Satan can help?
>>540586129Dude disappeared for months, then came back missing teeth, looking like he'd been on a weeks long meth bender. Are the cops from his home state still looking for him or did he get all that shit handled already.
Make-A-Wish Foundation has been asked made the wish of this dying manPlease donate, so we can grant Tarl a laptop he always dreamt of
How do gentile cattle not want sex. Every day I wakeup and I think about sex
>>540586129if I had to listen to some snaggletoothed hillbilly ramble to himself in the next room I would enter his room and give him an extra bump on his receding hairline
>>540586129Literally who? Not everyone knows your e-celebs.
>>540586668How can you not be too misanthropic for sex? People are scum and deserve suffering, not pleasure.
>>540586668They do want sex. You are just typical Jewish narcissist who actually fell for the “chosenite & goyim” false dichotomy.
>>540587539>e-celebsyes. yes! let's only discuss kike hollywood vetted celebrities. REAL celebrities. the ones that make magazine covers!!! that's what i'm talking about. pffffft. the internet.
I think he got a brain damage when his toof got knocked out. He's not been the same ever since. His voice is getting more and more shrill, he seems more oblivious and "happy dappy" like he's become retarded or something. He definitely also drinks and possibly does drugs too, but it's more than that. His personality has changed from being somewhat serious, to yeah, whatever you want to call him now. He seems brain damaged. Also the fact that he's been on the run. Any rational person would just turn themselves in and get it overwith.
>>540586129dude is a fucking mess. a few days ago i remembered styx and decided to check in on him. played his latest video and he was talking slow and slurring his words. he was obviously on something. shouldn't have even turned on the camera.
>>540586129HES PRETENDING!HES PERFECTLY FINE, THIS IS ALL A PLOY TO FARM SYMPATHY BUCKS FOR A BRAND NEW GAMING LAPTOP!HE'S ACTUALLY IN GOOD HEALTH
>>540588131Last upload was a week ago. He's either dead, or he's deep into a serious meth bender, gooing his soul to smithereens. He's always uploaded vids on a daily basis, and in recent years, several vids daily.
>>540588131Isn't he an alcoholic??
>>540586129I'm assuming this is AI? Styx would rather die than go to a hospital where he'll be picked up by the police and become Tyrone's girlfriend in prison.
>>540586129He dieing?
>>540588276>Isn't he an alcoholic??who knows. he's on something that makes him not give a fuck. imagine your career choice is to be in front of the camera and you get a busted out tooth and don't bother to fix it. like there are plenty of content creators that have a dirtball aesthetic going, but styx just looks like a junkie now.
>>540586129Asmongold is not looking good
>>540586809Wtf is that? It looks like a deflated party balloon
Styxhexenhammerו66 is running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy a place on his Salvation Laptop. In reality Styx will just add our name to a list and save it as a Word document. That's that place you paid for. He will then use your money to buy himself a bunch of expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540588739styx watching asmongold>that should have been mee!!!>weeps>hits meth pipesomeone really should do one of those deep dives on styx in a doc like that edp445 guy because there's tons of shit styx has not made public and left everything to endless speculation.
>>540589167Maybe cut him some slack. I think his life is rough enough already, kek.
>>540588119wtf even happened last time i saw him was around 2017 or 2018 and he seemed weird but normal
>>540586129I used to watch him back in the day. My theory is he became an alcoholic, and when you drink you start tripping and falling down / passing out, and your teeth sometimes get knocked out.I used to be a drunk, and I got injured quite often.The good news is, if you quit drinking your life will improve and all your problems will go away.
>>540589977just looked at his channel and this development is only a few months old really hope for him this is some Ai shtick for attention
Another anon did they lay-up but he really got his worth out of deals with demonsHealth, riches, children…NopeTranslated 300 books for shit and then diesNever do deals with demons chat
>>540589977Some woman knocked his tooth out and I think he got a brain damage from it. He's also on the run for pulling a gun on someone. I don't know all the details. If it's the same person who hit him or whatever. But he's on the run, hiding in someone's bedroom, and he's clearly drinking heavily and possibly doing meth. He's completely lost the plot. I don't think he's getting back from this one. He's starting to look like that other streamer who died a couple of years ago.
>>540586129See, this is why you shouldn't try and become famous on Youtube or any other socialmedia platform. It will literally be the end of you. Not worth it.Peace out.
>>540590934It's always a woman. Same as Ralph. Dudes get a tiny amount of fame, whores come out of the woodwork, and they're dumb enough to let them inside their head like this is a normal relationship.>muh demonsNot necessary. Women are already that bad.
>>540586129Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
Did he died?
When he dies I'll lay a laptop on his grave.
Why isn't there any News anymore? I know glowies take their holiday in August but this is getting weird.
>>540588119The only brain damage he's getting is from booze, he drinks rum from wake to sleep now and doesn't stop, ever. He's probably physically dependent on it by now and has wet brain, and will probably have delirium tremens when he goes to dry out. This will probably unfold into a more dramatic "death by alcohol" than JFSKingCobra, iirc Cobes died on camera but all he did was fall asleep. Styx will deteriorate in real time, Leaving Las Vegas style.
>>540589977He's basically just retarded, he's always been alcohol adjacent and a narcissistic retard. In the past he had a wife and a kid and cheated on them with some fan, this was in Netherlands, he had to flee the country and then he repeated the infidelity arc with another woman later, this resulted in charges being pressed after a fight, Quarterpounder bailed him out, Styx "rebuilt" his cozy zone by shacking up with another fan girl yet again, cheated yet again, caught charges yet again, and fled to his current state where he's shacked up with a mentally disabled woman, drinking liters of liquor a day, and basically just trying to kill himself on camera at this point. Really nothing to see here of note, he's just your average retard doing retarded things.
>>540586809manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.
>>540586129I never understood the appeal of this ugly dumb subhuman.
>declare openly to have a demonic pact with a Goetic demon>life gets ruined Maybe there's a lesson here, anons.
>>540587977Same thing, you retard
>>540594978not really....e-celebs is always used as a pejorative....like they are somehow lesser celebrities...posts ragging on styx should simply be called 'celebrity gossip'.
>>540591826>>540589004lol at this fucking retarded idiot
