>Councils to get more powers to stop vape and betting shops, PM announceshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg90el9236o>Boss of Britain's largest teaching union distances himself from 'plagiarism professor' - as student claims his lectures were 'mostly nonsense'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16042627/Teaching-union-prof-letter-fair-transparent-investigation.html>UK seaside village in shock as migrants quietly moved in – 'absolute betrayal'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237912/uk-village-shock-migrants-gronant-flintshire>Britain faces ‘worst food security crisis in decades’https://archive.ph/FuRLJ>Hundreds in London flats left without regular running water since last yearhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/11/london-flats-left-without-regular-running-water-tower-hamlets>AI TikTok videos of violent vegetables could ‘radicalise’ young people, researchers warnhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ai-tiktok-vegetables-radicalise-extremism-b3030708.html>Wreck of warship found 118 years after it sank off the Isle of Wighthttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/environment/isle-of-wight-edward-vii-royal-navy-government-armed-forces-b1292975.html>England on track to eliminate hepatitis C, health officials sayhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-11/england-on-track-to-eliminate-hepatitis-c-health-officials-say>Reform vows to deport all foreign prisoners from British jailshttps://archive.ph/nwYQn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-F1uWgClUBanger
Watch out tomorrow fellas, the gravity is gonna be switched off for 7 seconds.
fuck thatcherites
>>540591267>Grok in IDMust be true.
Name one (1) Welshman
When was the "Should we ethnically cleanse our own cities with Mass Immigration?" vote held again?
>>540591329Shirley Bassey
>>540591119>Councils to get more powers to stop vape and betting shops, PM announceswatch how this does absolutely nothing when most of the areas where they're most endemic are having their economies and local politicians entirely propped up on their incomeI don't think for one moment, way things are going in my no-horse town, that giving my council more power to get rid of vape shops is going to stop people from opening vape shops because right now they're the most profitable business we havesame goes for kebab places, mini-marts and barbersthey're the four pillars of our local economy right now and without them we're basically just a town where dickheads live
>>540591329tom jones(ba-da-nanana)
>Andy Burnham interview with GBNews at 4pmFinally. Our no-nonsense, straight-talking, right-wing people's channel will force some real answers out of that wet liberal.
>>540591329Sir Tom the Jones
Feel bad for Josh's Dad ngl. His missus goes loopy and his disabled retard kid sinks into schizophrenia too.Him doing a runner can be forgiven easily as no bloke wants to be lumbered with that mess.
extremely sane man
>>540591329There used to be this one lad who posted here under sosban.fach97@gmail.com who was Welshone of the all time greatswish he'd join the NRP and lead the Wales region
>>540591309what kind of dyslexia do you have?
>>540591403>they're the four pillars of our local economy right nowWhat's the fifth?
of course he wasn't finished, he just took a half hour break
Roast pork bap 4 lunch
>>540591518>jewish seething intensifiesowned lol
>>540591329That guy who was burned in the Falklands war
>>540591119Your new proim minister looks like some cartoon character I've seen. You can just tell that he's a turbocuck. It's written in his cuckface.
>>540591569probably some rotary club illuminati bullshit honestly ever seen Hot Fuzz?
>>540591119YOU FAGGOTS ARE COMING BACK TO THE EUSSRBYE BYE POUNDBYE BYE BORDERS YOU DIDNT HAVE ANYWAYNOW YOU MUST NUKE RUSSIA WHEN BRUSSELS TELLS YOU TO
>>540591309>Dumb in idChecks out
>>540591648Back to the mines, slav
its almost trench coat season lads
>>540591329Huw Morus
>>540591584post more allcaps tantrums
>>540591706posted while pooing btw
>If you look at your high street these days and think ‘who asked for this?’, you’re not alone.>I’m doing something about it. We’re giving local people and councils more control over what opens, and tougher powers to crack down on businesses that aren’t good for our communities.>For too long, Westminster has stood by while our high streets declined. That ends now.
>>540591574He's a hard-working fella
>>540591518lmfao
looks like one of his ankle tagged chums passed him a drag off a spice+soapbar+drum tramp spliff
>>540591706>>540591766skills
>>540591766that is why it is shit i suppose?
>>540591732>mossad yid actually seething about the Epsteinocracy ethnically cleansing London with mass BAME importation collage that gets posted organically by real /pol/ posters>so obsessed he scours the archives for potentially related postslmao, just lmao. you probably think I'm "the wigger starmer poster" too. take your medication
>>540591574>>540591777It's good, he's doing what he should be doing. Man should not rot in front of the telly.
>>540591574seething because a craftman is making things happen whilst you rot and wait for the giro to pop in the bank
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yP6lyPlmpxE
joshes dad is a good man who was done dirty
what did they mean by this?
>>540592030clearly
>>>/wsg/6212164>>540591540I like Countdown. >>540591675Vadium.
>>540591713ossum, will make the trek to oxfam for next seasons nazi wear
>>540592096I still wanna bang Susie
>>540592096lmao that vid, sad but true
>Buy baseball bat from JD sports>Would you like a bag with that, mate?>Nah, I'm alright mate>Proceed to spend the rest of your afternoon in busy town centerNo offense to the lad but that's a dumb move. I remember having to buy some garden shears from homebase once, I didn't have a car at the time so I had to walk home with it, you bet your arse I kept that thing covered not to potentially cause any confusion or percieved danger. I don't condone the police actions as always. But avoidance is the best strategy
>if you want a White majority in every area of your country as it has been for thousands of years you are a muslim actuallymental retardation
>>540592096dickinsons real deal is where it's at
>>540591730Huw Janus
>>540592191it glows
lil floppo fantasy hours again? lmao poor lil floppo
>>540592191according to reddit , the guy is a well known shoplifter and stole the bat.no idea if it's true or not mind , just saying
what did he mean by this?
>>540592191Don't defend it.
>>540591533He dressed better than yerbury
>>540592191basedball is based for me it's Chicago White Sox
>>540592282Repeat of Toledo.
>>540592065josh's biological father is Dorian Yatesjosh got the lifting gene (and small bicep gene)
>>540591590Still has a better complexion than argies maw
>>540592323not his first rodeomanlet though if he fits in a bin bag
>>540592030White negroid phenotype.Does he have Irish ancestry?
>>540592030>mate, bruv, geezer, bud, senpai, cuz
>>540592356
>>540592281lol hold on we used to have a meme for this
>>540592191Thing is a decade or two ago probably no one would have cared. It wasn't usual back then to see balaclava wearing 12 year olds running around with machetes and bats. To do it now though is asking for trouble.
>>540592230>>540592281I agree, something seems a bit inorganic about this story. Just saying, if it's true, a bit of common sense would have avoided the whole drama
Chinese century, heil Xi, heil the CCP.
>>540592420>gary s economics transforms into an anime girl mid-sentence
>>540592522>he has also sidelined women>no woman has ever made it to the more important PolitburoSo he didn't sideline anyone, just kept the status quo.
so the jews are going after the non anti semite right, they just can't help themselves can theyLow test eaters today covering the full on attacks by jews on Restore, Stelios looking very uncomfortable
>>540592356when Josh goes the gym he has his middleaged women careworkers lift for him. They had to do risk assessments because their lanyards got caught on the oly bar. They also press the button for him so he can cross the road.
https://www.thenational.scot/news/26448996.rosebank-jackdaw-heat-deaths-would-kill-inverness>Rosebank and Jackdaw heat deaths 'would kill more than population of Inverness'>EMISSIONS from two proposed Scottish oil and gas projects would cause so many heat deaths it would be equivalent to killing more people than live in Inverness, according to new analysis.>Rosebank and Jackdaw, which are being considered for approval by the UK Government, would emit enough carbon to result in 65,495 excess deaths globally, Oxfam has said.based
>>540592541yeah forgot about the filter f a m
>>540592326Thought purple helmets were more your speed
>>540592191I used to hand my shotgun to the barman on entering my local
>>540592710it was very funny
>>540592494Yeah 10 years ago, if I saw someone walking around with a bat I'd assume they only just bought it from a shop and are going home. Now, I'm staying well clear even if it's a white, some many crackheads in town center ready to flip their shit
>>540592771same like that round here, it is getting a LOT more ethnic lately though
>>>/wsg/6212171
>>540592771We got loads more jeets and proper africans with thick accents and an ass so far they can barely walk. They waddle around at a snails pace in their fucking flip flops while OOGABOGGAing into their phone on loud speaker.Fucking sick of it.
>>540592849>getting a LOT more ethnic lately thoughawesome isn't it. at least we are not stuck with fat ugly british women anymore
>>540592937>farfat
>>540592191Up until 1969 Shotguns were considered household items and could be purchased with no restrictions by anyone. How pathetically weak cucked and babyish "we" have become.
>>540592771The crackheads have been getting a lot angrier since quality has gone down, prices have gone up, and they're seeing all the best drugs and crackhouses given to immigrants for free.
>>540592703>globallyMeaningless. And also absolutely impossible to prove.
>>540593005everyone takes coke now, so everyone is functionally a crackhead. and yeah they're all fucking angry and horrible.
>>540592975If you wanted a shotgun license when i were a nipper you just popped in the post office and bought one over the counter. 2 groats and a hapenny.
>>540593005this guy gets it>t. crackhead
>>540592703We need to ban meat, ration energy usage and import at least 3 million more browns.
>>540592703What's more dangerous, a more or less first world country drilling for some oil or letting jeets have electricity and trains?Trains alone kill half the population of Inverness in India alone.
>>540592849>it is getting a LOT more ethnic lately thoughThink of the food though.
Are their any charities that do aything worthwhile or should they all get mulched?
>>540593099Whoa wait hang on how will the 3 million browns help?
>>540593136Its all such bollocks
>>540593166Should all be ground down and used to fill potholes.
>>540592966Now we get fat ugly foreign women too cooooorr
>>540593166Independent animal charities/vet groups like wildlife aid because they don't spend the money on importing third world niggers I guess
>>540593166I think the Donkey Sanctuary is sound?
someone got shot to death outside my old local in Clapham last night, glad I don't live there anymore
>>540593072I got mine as a christening gift
>>540593305donkeys are pretty cool
>>540593218More GDP and they have smaller carbon footprints than the old stock Brits.
https://xcancel.com/ThatAlexWoman/status/2086448584581341609#m>I highly recommend anyone mildly tempted by Restore takes a tour of the comments on my timeline>Most make Andrew Tate look like the Dalai Lama>Always read the ingredients on ultra processed junk>It's probably bad for your healthDidn't the Dalai Lama come out as an ethnonationalist and say Europe for the Europeans?
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/11/i-feel-motherly-towards-them-the-nature-reserve-manager-sharing-her-office-with-a-wasp-nest>“Insects learn that certain individuals won’t harm them. Just keep calm, they will sense that and won’t feel threatened.”living metaphor of suicidal empathy
>>540593378It was a pretty innocuous>take in refugees, but they should go back home when it's safekind of comment
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv85sQbphis
>>540593359https://www.yorkshiredales.org.uk/jimmy-the-donkey/He was a good lad.
>>540593456More staunch than Reform
>>540593347Just think: if it were you then you would have been out of this hell.
>>540593250That's not a woman, lad. I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.
>>>/wsg/6212182
>>540593299At this point I can't give any of them the benefit of the doubt.Until proven otherwise I have to assume that they are involved to a certain degree, even if its "just" them trying to get more BAMEs into the countryside.
>>540593446
tfw yearning for the gentle touch of a woman
https://xcancel.com/KayBurley/status/2086824047585767583#m>I’ve seen longer queues in the ‘five items or fewer’ isle.>Stop it, just stop it!?
>>540593378
lmaothe boomer has broken free of the shackleshttps://x.com/JohnCleese/status/2087162477456826392
>>540593724Cor.
>>540593732>You've seen queues of more than 230 in a supermarket? Come off it: people aren't that stupid.'member COVID? I 'member.
>>540593720
>>540593732>stop noticing!>stop getting angry!>stop disagreeing!>stop dissenting!>do what I say!
>>540593854this post broke him
>Spanish mother who worked to raise awareness about gender based violence fatally stabbed after ending relationship, as local police say Moroccan partner confessed to killing.
>>540593532I've been to the donkey sanctuary, kids really enjoyed it and they were selling slushies in the canteen. Top day out.
>>540593446>suicidal empathyWhat's suicidal about it? Are you that afraid of a few wasps?
>>540592771>>540593005>>540593079crackheads are sound to be fair. never had a problem with them myselfout here in brighton theyre literally the only remnant of old brightons culture leftits based seeing middle class student ponces and wogs getting bullied by our local crackheads
>>540591119I might be starting a job in the NHS. Will I be forced to get vacc'd?
>>540593963They just do that sometimes.Knives I mean.
>>540591590Simon Weston. Still remember that
>>540594030No but you'll be forced to be bossed around by BAMEs, listen to their forren globbledygook and smell their disgusting food.
> NEW: The Government says it will now set "clear expectations" for shop designs to "improve the appearance of high streets" >"Garish neon signs and oversized logos have contributed to high streets feeling less welcoming">They’ve been doing this in Huddersfield since September so now the same money laundering, human trafficking, drug dealing fake front ‘businesses’ are all still there they just have charcoal and gold signs paid for by the taxpayer."Let's put lipstick on this pig"Another comms *folds arms* solution
>>540593758when this guy was at his peak popularity there would be a myanmar flag show up and talk in basic english about how delightful he found the threads about wirathu>ah, wirathu thread again!he'd say, in that kind of ESL waymyanmar flags were fairly rare
>>540593446But what if she needs to access the breeding wetland bird reports and data
Apparently the police protect the public.
>>540593724>PicMe yearning for the strength and encouragement from a dilf who lets me play with his willy every now and again
>>540594113>about a sodahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UajTvU3sjrY
>>540594009I find in my experience that cokeheads cause way more drama really
>>540594030Post training material when you do
>>540593937Song for John Cleese's funeral:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIuFyrv729I
>>540594123
>>540594144seems a bit gay m8
>>540594213Jesus, Limmy's looking rough
>>540593671Every single Christian related mission/initiative from my church, involves gibs to browns in one way or another. This mega boomer cuck last weekend was bragging about his "charity/organisation" he works for that helps English national pakis/banglis learn just enough basic english and computer skills to get there beny's. Oh but they're also getting told about the Gospel so it's OK. I don't know maybe I wasn't being charitable, as I walked out into the corridor as I knew where he was going, I didn't wanna listen fully. I was sooo mad. I'll have to listen to the live stream recording to see if my church is really fucking shilling for bullshit NGO funded garbage. It's gotta be NGO money right, because I don't know these "Christians" get to persue these nonsense charity jobs and still live in a house and have a good standard of living
>>540594113sodapoppin
>britain got a new PM 3 weeks agowhy didn't any of my anglo brothers tell me
>>540594123they protect the policiessome of them are even good at it
cleese was never funny, neither were the rest of his squad of toffs
>More than 70 asylum seekers to be awarded compensation after their phones were seized>The government will compensate more than 70 asylum seekers whose mobile phones were unlawfully taken upon arrival in Britain, the High Court has ruled.Why do Immigrants get free money because the government seizes their phones, but when the government does it to their own citizens for "you went to a country we don't like so you must be a terrorist" we don't get anything?You could be an ISIS member and you would still get more rights than a British person under terrorism law.
>We can reveal that a former supporter of Hizb ut-Tahrir, now banned as a terror group, has been appointed assistant research professor of education at Cambridge, in the same faculty as Arday.>Farah Ahmed has explicitly attacked 'western education' as a 'threat' to Muslims, condemned democracy and integration, and criticised British schools for teaching pupils that child marriage is wrong.>During her time at Cambridge, she has written that the Islamic concept of education is sharply opposed to 'gaining literacy and numeracy and other disciplinary skills demonstrated through qualifications'.>These statements are part of her long record of bigoted, extremist and separatist views on education.Does she not, um, see the hypocrisy of her whole career?
>>540594327idk how u couldn't have heardhe's a total norf memehe's from manchesterbeen talking bout chips and gravy and oasis and ur mum on the telly all monthon the strength of that alone he's doing better than keir starmer who had shit memes that nobody liked
>>540594361the philosopher football match was a good laff
>>540594395that's a man
>>540594399same party so nothing will change anyways right
>>540594372>You could be an ISIS member and you would still get more rights than a British person under terrorism law.Reminder that the whole point of focusing on R Shemima was to cover up the fact that hundreds of them have come back to this country, safe and sound, and have faced zero legal consequences for the atrocities they committed (on behalf of Israel)
>>540594372Because you are a subject, not a citizen.
>>540591119Whenever I watch your programming it's all betting commercials what's up with that
>>540594588Not true. Sometimes it's funeral plans.
>>540594524well because they don't like London, which is fair, they've opened a "Number 10 Norf" (it's actual name, misspelled for meme obviously) so that Andy and his team can just work where they liveI mean, fuck LondonI could visit London whenever I want and I don'tbut yeah idk it's looking like they might use this more personable guy to sand down some of the lawyery edges of all the stuff keir was doing and still push through the same things, but with a nicer face, that you want to have a pint with, or a brew, with ur mam, on the tellyit's working
>>540594630or a White getting cucked somehow
>>540594539>jihadis commit atrocities - jews responsible
>>540593854I am the author of one of the original Cleese posts. I explained his personality, his instincts, his personality, and said that all he needed was time.And now here we are. I am also the author of the original "influence the influencers" post, where I said if you can make someone with 1 million followers just 1% more aware... you will have done more for us that a million individual posters.i am here from the other place.
>>540591579Fucking gammon. Is it at least halal approved?
>>540594030you'll need to be vacced for hepatitis and they'll check your mmr status at least
>>540594361so is he based or not?
>>540593883Cor ginger girls.
>>540594910bogged/ladyboy>>540594941i had the same thought
>>540594757I kneel
what this meanhttps://x.com/PatNewsUK/status/2087156657209929858
>>540594997it means there's an announcement coming soon
>news host tells a councillor to do her job>"hahaha no, why don't you do it?">"it's not my job to do it, it is literally your job">"haha I'm just one person, I can't do it"Then what the fuck do you do, you useless cunt?
>>540594997
>>540594100Odds of them going after this sort of thing?
>>540595034>>"hahaha no, why don't you do it?"True though. Most people in Britain just want other people to run things so they can watch love island. Why don't all of these people who moan about everything become MPs and do it themselves?
>>540595034jewish daycare is real
>>540594327He doesn't have the rizz that Starmer has.
>>540594997Low these glowie pied piper operations.Charlie Veitch, Blackbelt Barrister, and the rest. I'll do a list of glowie aligned ones on a retainer next.Sit back, get angry, click like and subscribe, post in the comments.Dont organise.Dont plan.Dont actually take any direct action.Dont consider anything other than just voting.Dont form local groups.Dont do anything other than keep watching and posting.
Escaping to the country is a memeSister did it recently and it seemed nice at first but you start to notice everywhere is private. That forest looks nice, but some cunt owns it and another cunt owns the track to get to it. There may be a few public footpaths through fields and a quiet single track road to walk on but 99% of the land you cant even step foot on without tresspassing
>>540595066Absolute Haram
>>540594799No but it's big lad approved.
>>540595103This.
>>540595090No they've to a permit.
Manchester uber alles
>>540593937It is always funny when christkikes accuse everything going wrong with the world on people laughing at them and pointing out hypocrisy of the church and christians.You know the guy actually made fun of Jews, transes and their neuroticism in Life of Brian, something people are forbidden to do now. But only thing you remember is him laughing at christkikes and accuse him of wrongthink like the leftist and blame him for laughing at both sides of idiots. The christian side that he laughed at wanted to ban him for blasphemies. The leftist one for attacking jews and troons. You are literally the same kind of fucking degenerates and antisocial people who would condemn wrongthinkers but just believe in other fairytales.
>>540595203Great Yarmouth über alles
>>540595034genuinely think we should scrap every single law and just rewrite the whole fucking thing from the ground up at this pointit feels like we've gradually created a system which deliberately handicaps and undermines itself over time through amendments and new legislation and overcomplicated a lot of what should be very simple thingsscrap the lot and just start with like the fucking basicsyour autonomy as an individual, how that interacts with others, basic laws preventing obvious crimes, then just work our way out from theretear the whole thing outin its place create a new system where people who run our county actually run our country
>>540595090And guess how much government support they will receive to spend at Abdullah Shop Signz
>>540595066Nar m8You have an open surgical wound that you shove in a 12inch rubber phallus for hours every day to prevent it from closing
>>540595156>Blackbelt Barristerto be fair though he does give sensible common legal advice for these kinds of situations
>>540595238I have zero respect for Rupert Lowecunt ruined me footy club (southampton)
>>540594757based
Smackheads always like to big up their cities like it's the hardest place on earth. >WE DON'T PLAY IN BRIGHTONJust to get knocked out by an autistic auditor.
Just broke up with my SEA gf now she's spamming my whatsapp like mad. Stay away from the fellas
we used to be a respectable club before Rupert LoweTory cunt
>>540595312How bad is it?
>>540595238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ3boz4rUoAWe are so back.
>>540595165used to be a lovely bit of wood to walk through where i grew up. now its some cunts personal nesting bird sanctuary
stupid cunt cant even properly run a football clubwhat makes you think he can run a political party or a country?
>>540595312>SEAIsn't that where nonces go?
I hate Rupert Lowe
>>540595381aye
>>540595213>woke up on the wrong side of the bog
I'm living out my dreams guys. Just got told I'm going county lines! I even got gifted my first Zombie Killer (ZK) knife!!!
>>540595091love island viewers don't even know what an election is
>>540594284In a church setting I wouldn't be surprised if they used donations from church goers. Don't underestimate how fucking retarded these boomers are.NGOs as well of course.
did you glowing faggots really spam me with "you won't do shit" and then delete my fucking posts, on 4chan? loooooooolthe pendulum swing on you this time is going to be fucking biblical if you can't even handle words typed on a screen
>>540595427KEK
>>540595306what are they so angry about in the first place?
you stupid brincels do not understand the extent to which Rupert Lowe ruined me footy clubfuck youfuck restoremongs
>>540595278Don't talk to the police with legal representation?
>>540595165The myth of the "English countryside" is exactly that, a myth. It is actually just somebody elses privately owned land. You can look at it but not use it. It amazes me how many people talk about "our Countryside" as if it's a national park. Around 92% of the land in England and Wales is privately owned and legally off-limits to the public for free roaming. Most fields, woods, and riverbanks belong to private individuals, estates, or corporations. Where there are historical rights of way many Farmers deliberately obscure them or make them unpassable.
>>540595456We are so fucked if they ever make vote by text a thing
>>540594395>Does she not, um, see the hypocrisy of her whole career?That requires a level of reflection and self awareness inherently impossible for anyone but huwhites.
>>540595244Pretty sure there's a law against doing that, mate.
>>540595359A bird sanctuary I'll respect but when it's someone's private orchard on their literal 20 acres of land you better believe I'll be popping over the fence/ditch or whatever for an apple (in minecraft)>>540595165LadA metal sign can't physically stop (You)
I hate Thatcherites so much its unreal
>>540594757I sweat in the presence of such big brained individuals like you.
>>540591119>UK seaside village in shock as migrants quietly moved in – 'absolute betrayal'What did they expect? Wales is run by communists.
>>540595165Let them call the police. Watch them try to chase you on foot through the woods. They won't get out of their car.
>>540595034>>540594226
>>540595165problem is their so obnoxious about it these daysmy understanding of it was based on all these vintage satirical books I stole from book banks and the John Cleese movie Clockwise, which is kind of funny, is that part of British culture was occasionally needing to traipse through some farmers yards and potentially have to outrun a bull and that was all fine and dandyevery time I try and go back o beyond here where I live I go in any direction and some cunt tells me it's private land it's like holy shit I'm just walking pastat what point did it stop being a british meme to politely pass through some farms to get back on the trail or find someone to repair your car?
>>540595520Farmer in Thornton le Dale has a bull in his public thoroughfare field kek
>>540595312You reap what you sow.
>>540595574stop pretending this country still has law. I saw someone driving ON THE PHONE yesterday, but you'd rather beat up someone for buying sports equipment while repeating "its still in its packaging, its still in its packaging you fucking moron, its still in its packaging" there is no law.
>>540594361it was funny because we wanted it to be funny and there wasn't anything that actually was funny to compare it to, so much of comedy isn't funny, it's the audience doing the work
>>540595213I was watching the first Blackadder episode the other day.>Mr Bean, asks Macbeth witches which direction to go>Mr bean leaves, witches though it was macbeth>"Hmm Macbeth's not as handsome as I was expecting, he also looked a bit Jewish"Rowan Atkinson is also fucking based too
>>540595574in a funny kind of way, that is my point
What kind of person becomes a footy fan nowadays? Picrel is very strange behaviour.
>playing tf2>suddenly a british voice emerges from chat>"HURR COME TO [city], I'LL [violent act]"i just don't get why they're so angry all the time
>countrysideStart Farmyarddogmaxxing.
>>540595776Anyone here touched a darkie today and thanked him for wogball?
>>540595776touch the magical negro
>>540595803i see lots of room for serco bame boxes
>>540595749Rowan is so far beyond your average big national celebrity, he just doesn't give af and doesn't pretend to
>>540595735only comedy i repeatedly laugh at is allo allo
Angbros, I got the job!
>>540595796>playing tf2is that still going?kek I played that as a child now I'm middle agedis your server just kids or old men or a mixture?
>>540595661>every time I try and go back o beyond here where I live I go in any direction and some cunt tells me it's private land it's like holy shit I'm just walking pastThey're cunts. Don't get me started on them. This is why I attack anyone who blathers on about "the rural community" as if it's 1935 and rural areas are still full of humble family farmers and normal people. >>540595698Most Farmers are cunts like that. I would love to know how many millions in taxpayer subsidies he gets. People who blindly support Farmers have had no personal experience in rural areas.
>>540595892was arguing here the other day with a seinfeld fan, arduous
>>540595661>problem is their so obnoxious about it these days*they're
>>540595796>judeomanboy parasite gamer is the Epsteinocracy seetherkek it couldnt get any more clarse than this
COME TO BUDLEIGH SALTERTON
what would you do?
>>540595892I'm reminded of the Micheal Rivero quote about propaganda but about comedy instead>most comedy isn't supposed to be funny it's exists to give retards an excuse to laughor something
>>540595946man chased me down on his big tractor and told me personally very intimidatingjust trying to find a cool place outside of town to not be in town about for a bitI don't really do that anymore >>540595986I realiseused to be better at catching themmy melon has taken some bruising over the years so sometimes I say the wrong watermelon and don't even realise
>>540595281Southampton was already ruined by scummy people.It's only fitting the football team should also be ruined.He was doing you a favour. Say thank you.
>>540595956
>>540596069Wife knows exactly what she's doing, but this is all larp anyway and that r*dditor came after posting this
>>540596069>comments section is filled with men doing disgusting emojisJEETS
>>540596184>t. Portsmouthmongfuck off
>>540596069>what would you do?bring back patriarchy and subjugate women again, it's either that or the disintegration of civilisation, it still won't be the foids fault when the daughter is raped and dismembered by niggers, foids don't have agency it's time we stopped pretending they do
>>540595956by the end of that thread "seinfeld" had been mentioned 25 times
>>540596069BEATIFAL PLS SHOW NIPPAL ESPOSE VASHINE THANKINGS YOU (ROSE EMOJI)
>>540596069It is a sign of absolute madness that it's illegal to protect your daughter.
>>540596236SFB (so fucking based) only straight White men should have any say over anything, the Epsteinocracy treasures feminism above all for a reason
Anyone have the webm of the British kid yelling "racism should be banned!"?
>>540596236>it still won't be the foids fault when the daughter is raped and dismembered by niggersThe far right caused this
>>540596309crazy how none of the online safety act laws they brought in to protect kids can be applied hereyou'd think they'd include stuff about kids faces in online photos, using them in content, exploiting them, stuff like this, etc...you knowstuff that actually will protect childrenpoor guy, if he's not got custody then even if he finds a legal leg to stand on here, he's fighting an uphill battle
he's going to be reeing for days
>>540591713>A lot of people think August is too early to start growing your tash out, but this shocking tip for winter shows...
>>540596422Government is pimping out kids.
>>540596069>Wife>DivorcedSo ex-wife then you prat.>[Ex]-wife is grooming our daughter, exploiting her for Jeets and the government and authorities won't do anythingYeah no shit they won't how do people think the Pakistani grooming gangs continue to get away with it to this day? You want to solve this you have to rely on yourself and not institutions that protect paedophiles.
>>540595520It wasn't always like that. The enclosure acts (yes, acts plural) were mostly a recent thing, done on a massive scale to drive people into the dark, satanic mills. Given that the average peasant had a pig, 7 chickens, a garden and shared ownership of a cow, they were never going to agree to the clapped out tenements of a filthy city. They had to be forced.But...we are constantly being told that we live in a post-industrial society!Ok, I want my countryside back then. The one that was stolen from us. Let's drive out the unneeded industrial workforce they imported, who now occupy our cities, and go back to living in the countryside like we used to.Bet they don't like them apples!!
>>540596422okay I'm spitballin here but>if the mothers content is "implicitly" lewd or sexual in anyway>child should not be in it>because she will inevitably attract the wrong attentionso obviously outlaw kids being in lewd content such as yoga clips?kids doing yoga channels?that's fucking weird, don't do that, don't let your kids do thatto start withthen you can start working on laws that prevent parents from exploiting their kids as props in content or at least make it so that dads can tell their babymums in court to knock that shit off>>540596576well yeah but back on planet earth these still seem like actual issues to me
not beating the alien allegations
>>540596779Cunt's>>540596779Fucked>>540596779Mate>>540596779
>>540596770an alien tasted reggae-reggae sauce once, and made it xis entire personality
>>540592191Bought a chettie years ago. Didn't have a car. Had to carry it through toon back home. rIIIIte at the bottom of a bag.I also planned out the trip so I'd picked up everything else I needed first to avoid going in any other shops on the way back.There was a guy (possible just stop oiler type) on some police thing ages ago who'd gone into a bank with a chainsaw and ended up being arrested saying he was just walking home with it from work. Popping into Barclays with it probably wasn't a brilliant idea.
>>540596801are you having a tough day OP?
>>540596770Daily reminder this zesty nigger is married to a woman. If what he says is true.
>>540596856he's got Baker's Burnout he hasthat's what they're all saying
>>540596856No, why?
>>540596770Oi mate! Do you have a loicense for aliens? If not you will be hanged in Tyburn.
>>540596905you've posted exactly the same thread three times in a row>>540596901I thought it was a joke but it's gradually becoming less of a joke right now
>>540596856It's a malfunctioning bot.
>>540596984Groundhog day innit
>>540595892Father Ted can sometimes be a bit racist, even though he doesn't mean to.
>>540595924Did you learn the magic words?>would you like fries with that?
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/11/i-feel-motherly-towards-them-the-nature-reserve-manager-sharing-her-office-with-a-wasp-nest>She is quick to defend the wasps which interfere with picnics every August, too. By late summer, the larvae stop producing their sugary secretion, leaving the adult workers suddenly cut off from their main food source, she says. “The poor things are starving. It’s not a battle between them and me. They’re desperate. Let’s provide them with that sugar and maybe draw them away from someone’s real ale in the evening. “All I want is for people to be more tolerant of wasps, and of nature generally. I’m proud to be working where I am, and it’s our 100th anniversary this year – so maybe the wasps are celebrating too!”Women acting motherly towards invasive species that want to kill them episode 200
>>540596231See? Potty-mouthed trash.Remember that time when 2 Southampton players (who were on a 6 figure salary) went through the handbags and coat pockets of the cleaning ladies and stole their money?Pepperige farm 'members!
YOU SPACK OF FUCKING PASTICS
>>540597322>It's all fun and games till you need to fill out a tax return but retrieving last years petty cash receipts gets you stung to deathThese people are genuinely nuts. Remember that idiot girl who persuaded Clarkson to not crop a field till the swifts had finished nesting, but it turned out to be infra-red sheep shit?These cretins are everywhere, fucking up the chances of anything remotely sensible being done.
>>540594395>Hizb ut-Tahrirthey're good lads
>>540591119Just here to say that the British are - generally speaking - conniving, petty, cowardly nonces and they deserve everything that's happening to them. The most disingenuous and two-faced people I have had the misfortune of meeting in my life, with the exception of maybe MENA scum. You would all sooner eat a deep bowl of fresh dogshit then ever be truthful or forward in any statements that you make.You and your brownoid infestation are a match made in Hell, and it pleases me to no end to see you collectively squirm with what your precious kikes have wrought upon you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89Fq4Z2w30
>>540595719>pickek.. wish that were true.
>>540603666lol
can;t stand the heat anymoregoing to get my hosepipe out and cool off fuck the police
>>540593758>saaar not the hindu>its the muslim sarrrrrrr
>>540603906>another heatwave comingoh my days just FUCK off. I've never slated winter, give me eternal never ending winter. I'll even take nuclear if it means temperatures never exceed 18 degrees. Problem is, winter isn't even cold enough in this country, it used to be but these days I can survive with a single layer over a t shirt for most of it apart from like 3 days in January where I can actually wear multiple layers. Long gone is the day of the big coat and its sad.
>>540591713You can wear a trenchcoat today if yer want lad.
>>540605459Yeah, well, not in a good way.Looks like he's about to flash his bits.
>>540604290all reports say warmer than normal winter and dry
