they got high on DEI instead of getting DUI's

>>540592610
BASED Trump did some James Bond level shit. That is cool and not pathetic.

>>540592610
>New generation of muttmericans gain power
>Delude themselves that they are the modern day Roman Empire followed by much jingoism and sabre rattling
>Eventually start shit with some backwater
>Find out that instead of Rome they are Carthage, they have no warrior instinct or spirt and their only source of power is economic prosperity
>Sign pathetic treaty so that they can argue they technically didn't "lose" the war.
>New generation comes to power, repeat.

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>>540592610
it always has been
Abraham Lincoln once had to hide in a coal car with hoboes to escape a team of Copperhead assassins

>>540592935
at least we're not traitors to any roman white ancestors like you faggots are by having gay sex with niggers instead of feeding them to the lions in the colliseum. you're pathetic

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>>540592935
why haven't you gone to Tim Horton's yet?

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>>540592610
>shits all over the middle east
>worst thing that happens to him is getting shoes thrown at him (dodged like a boss btw)
Why is Trump such a pussy lmfao, camel jockeys and gayatollahs won't do a fucking thing

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Requesting someone do this meme, but with trump.

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>>540592851
How i imagine him in there.
But the whole story sounds psy-opish.

>>540592851
This is the third time I’ve seen the specific phrase “James Bond level shit” in response to these threads. Is the whole thread a shill? Are you the shill? SOMEONE sent out the script of “James Bond level shit” for hiding next to some Monte Christo’s.

>>540592956
Memeflags and Epstein arrests

>>540592610
>bomb state leaders and children like a terrorist, gets paranoid about retaliation
who woulda thunk

>>540592610
Because this is extremely believable. If Iran were capable of any real threat against the President on US soil they'd have done something a million times over by now.

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>>540592610
boomeRs & kikes

Cowering amongst a load of spoiled pastries

Vs

The ayotollah calmly awaiting his assasination from his desk

>Begin operation - SUPER SECRET SHITTY POOPY PANTS CATER SHITTY
> WE NEED 200 BEST AGENTS RIGHT NOW ON THE GROUND!!! CATER TRUCK ITS ALL SUPER SECRET!!! WE GOT SUPER SECRET REPORT BIG BADDY GONNA ATTACK OUR MC POOPY PANTS DONNIE!!! WE NEED 500 BEST AGENTS ON THE GROUND NOW!!! 20 BILLION ANTI AIR SYSTEMS DEPLOY NOW!!!!! SECRETLY EXTRACT MC POOPY SHITTY PANTIE!!!

Because the US government is running scared of everything. They know their time is up and they are all gonna get roped up high soon for what they have done.

>>540592610
>now