What will the miga cope be and how will hollywood spin this into a victory
>>540594970Leaving and telling Israel to fuck off is unironically a victory in 9 out of 10 American's eyes
>>540594970Invoke the great wisdom of Trudeau. Get a ridiculous amount of your own men killed.
>>540594970wtf? i thought the usa are winning? iran is begging for a deal according to the greatest president of all time.
>>540594970>DIDN'T YOU LISTEN, TRANNY? REGIME CHANGE AND STOPPING THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS WAS NEVER THE REAL GOAL, TRANNY. THE GOAL WAS MAKING LIBS SEETHE>YOU'RE A LIB TRANNY AND YOU'RE SEETHING. YOU'RE SEETHING THAT IRANNIES GOT BTFO BY MAGA. YOU'RE SEETHING.>Y-Y-YOU LOST T-T-T-TRANNY. Y-YOU-- NO SHUT UP YOU-- Y-YOU LOST, TRANNY.>OH? I-IRAN STILL HAS FISSILE MATERIAL? WELL GOOD, SINCE YOU'RE SO MAD ABOUT IT TRANNY, STAY SEETHING. WE LEFT IT THERE TO MAKE YOU SEETHE.>WE DIDN'T LOSE WE KILLED 400000000 SHITSKINS YOU STUPID TRANNY. OK? I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'D STOP AT 2 GENDERS, TRANNY>TRANNYTRANNYTRANNYNIGGERTRANNYSHITSKINTRANNYTRANNYTRANNY>IRAN IS LITERALLY CRIPPLED. GENUINELY CRIPPLED. IT LITERALLY CANNOT GENUINELY COME BACK FROM THE UBER PWNAGE WE GAVE THOSE IRANNY TRANNIES. THEY'RE DONE. IT'S OVER. WINNING IS WHEN YOU KILL SHITSKINS.>HAHA THAT'S RIGHT, WE WON, MAGA WON, GET PWNED EPIC H4X0R STYLE TRANNIES!!!
>>540594970>"We stopped Iran from gaining a nuclear weapon and saved the world thereby" Will be the Party line probably, regardless of whatever deal eventually reopens the Strait (probably with an Iranian toll now)
>>540595510The primary goal is opening the straight which is inevitable, Iran can’t hold out forever
>>540594970>IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT
>>540595804>THE GOAL IS TO OPEN THE STRAIT, THOSE SHITSKINS WON'T KEEP IT CLOSED!!!remind me why it's closed again? who closed it? what caused it to be closed?
But how's it a loss if the US didn't need the strait anyway, and everything that's happened has hurt Iran tremendously, and Iran has lost their navy five times, and Iran's military capability has been completely obliterated twelve times over, and the leadership of Iran has been begging Trump to lead them through this crisis, and the US has already won the war 41 times?
>>540595875Obama started this war
>>540594970Just call it a win and the 30% of the country that are miggers will believe it.
>>540595070>Leaving and telling Israel to fuck off is unironically a victorytrue and trump can't do this
>>540595070There's no losing scenario for trump>just leaveThat was his 2016 campaign promise>fire sale level destruction of Iran Based.>just take the first deal that gets offeredMakes him look good for the midterms>keep the strait double closedEven better as it harms our false friends in the ME, which is worth more than trump's reputation. Which is irrelevant because everyone's already picked a side.
>>540596182Oh look, a live migger!
>>540595804>The primary goal is opening the straightnigger the strait was open before Trump gave Netanyahu a sloppy blowjob and killed two hundred schoolgirls
>>540595936Iran has been threatening to bar the strait for generations ehich is why no one in their region likes them. Previous israel enslaved presidents were too scared to bomb iran even though they wanted to because of this.
>>540595804>Iran can’t hold out foreverThey only need to untill 2029
>>54059613680%
>>540596182geopolitics doesn't work like a videogame kid lmfao
>>540596266Lol look at you kvetching over the girl's school. If iranian leaders didn't hide behind little girls they wouldn't have gotten bombed.Any leader who lets his adversary weaponize his own morality isn't acting morally. He's enabling evil.
>>540596357>geopoliticsI don't care about that. I care about americaAlso,You have no argument and what you said doesn't make sense.Every possible decision left to trump only improves his position.
>>540596275>BRO THEY'RE GONNA BAR THE STRAIT ANY SECOND NOW,>BRO THEY'RE ONLY 2 WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUCLEAR WEAPON>BRO THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO ATTACK US DUDE
>>540594970>(((Jonah Shepp)))That's a good biblical name. I believe what he has to say.
>>540595070yes but trump won't do it and miggers will still vote for unconstitional trump 3.0 anyway
>>540595804why didn't biden open the hormussy?
>>540596287Miggers didn't even get 80% of the vote, retard.Slimmest victory margin in history, btw.
>if we just keep saying he lost then that means he lost!Gas yourself, kike.
>>540596597Where did those 20 million voters disappear to after bribem was "elected"? Hmm? They just up and vanished when it came time to vote for scamala. Where did they go? The mystery of the vanishing 20 million voters.
>>540594970Trump needs to shut the fuck up and fuck off.Time is almost up for the orange baboon.
>>540596438>he thinks america is a Banjo Kazooie videogame level where nothing that happens outside of it affects it
>>540596673>muh schizo theoriesI know this is hard for you to believe, anon, but sometimes?Sometimes people just...don't vote.You, however, remain retarded. Sad!
He started with the murder of almost 160 girls, and should end with the rape of another batch.
>>540596607The US military lost its boots on the ground or bust and muttmerica doesn’t has the constitution for a draft. You lost migger Israel lost
>>540596685I also like the way it outright states that Drumpf is such a fuck up that any action he takes is an improvement over the current state of affairs. I'll sure he'll be sitting with baited breath until the next victory declaration truth post is shat out.
>>540595804Didn't Trump say that WE'RE the ones who are keeping the strait closed with a blockade?If we want it open, why don't we just end it?
>>540594970The Art Of The Kneel
>>540596182The delusional cope is strong with this one
>>540596380I like that you completely ignored anons point about the straight being open before Israel got us into a pointless conflict
>>540595936We can drill our own oil we don't need iran anymore
>>540596287>80%In your bumfuck town in flyover country perhaps
>>540596944Because, as everyone knows, America is the only country on earth, right?And as everyone knows, once you hit X to drill oil, you just have to open the trading menu and the oil instantly teleports to wherever you want to sell it. Right?
>>540596944Factually incorrect you guys don’t use sweet crude at your refineries and we’re not even talking about the diesel that will be cut in half.
>>540597154
What the fuck did anyone actually achieve here?US leaders would have to be insane to claim they won or pay Iran indemnity, Iran got its leadership gutted, Israel is now universally hated, and now everyone else is pissed off that they can't trade.God damn Bibi must be as retarded as he is psychopathicThis is the most half-assed world war we could have possibly gotten, proving again how fake and gay everything is.
>>540597267You murdered a bunch of civilians and old government men, made petrol expensive for normal people, made oil companies richer, and will give Iran 300B $ for it.Art of the MIGA shart, as usual.
Paywall bypass for the article?
>>540597641https://archive.is/Xq3XS
>>540595804Impressive levels of denial
>>540594970Trump won, trannies! He just told Iran to pay us for the war!
