How does one respond to mormons at their door?
>>540599053I just pretend to be a Catholic who is convinced they're trying to convert people into a Hellbound religion. Once you start telling these Missionaries they're luring others to Hell with them, they pretty much immediately fuck off.
>>540599053"I'm Catholic."
>>540599053I blow my shofar at them so they know I am The Holy One
>Hello>No thank you>Would you like a drink before you go?>Have a nice day:)
tell them about Marcion of Sinope
>>540599053Like Tony Buff with Riley Price
>>540599053tell them you believe in heckin science
>>540599053Not
>>540599053They're kids. They're dumb. They are meant to go on goose chases to reinforce the idea that the out-group is full of mean, retarded, vain assholes.
>>540599053show your retarded kikeshit up your ass golem
>>540599053>Hey, appreciate it, but I'm a waste of your time>I'm pretty dedicated to my particular perspective on God>Thanks anyway
>>540599470the real mission is the enemies you make along the way?
>>540599332you’re not really a mormon, are you?
>>540599053Ask how much it'll cost. They want money nigger! Money!
>>540599053Whenever i get mormons or 7th day shillers knocking on my door i just salam alaikum them and they will sheepish leave
>>540599053>I have a confession to make I actually feel bad for not opening the door for walking missionaries while I was living in So Cal years back. I still feel sick when I think about it. They knocked on the door and I looked through the peephole. I was surprised and didn't know what to do. They knocked a second time and I pretended no one was at home. I am not sure if they knew I was behind the door or not. I still feel guilty about it. I should have opened the door and have a chat with them. Drink some tea and coffee together. Let them express their faith and ideas. I wish I can go back in time. I would listen to those young men. Though I was also very young at that time.
>>540599053Answer the door in an open bathrobe with nothing underneath, and invite them in for a beer.
>>540599053>Open the door dressed like pic related >Gutentag!
>>540600018they're just salesmen. they use the same tactics, but for their cult
>>540599053When mormons target a male prospect they send out pretty mormon girls on bikes to your door as bait. I know because it happened to me.
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>>540599053I put up signs "No trespassing. No Mormons!.
>>540600018>Drink some tea and coffee togethergood one, another excellent way to get mormons to leave
>>540600189I believe that young guys had something pure in their hearts. Who would have gone from door to door in sweltering heat to preach while getting no monetary compensation in return? I know it is christkike ideology but I still respect their dedication to their beliefs. I wish they would have put it use for better things.
>>540599053Just tell them no thanks
>>540599053Call them heretics, just like I'd call you.
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>>540599278This is what I do for all solicitors. It’s been over a hundred degrees and humid every day this summer, I always give them some water or lemonade. I don’t understand why people treat them beneath contempt, never had one be overly pushy or show up during dinner time and 90% of the time they’re just college age kids getting doors slammed in their face by boomers. It’s not the society I want to live in. It’s not a great labor to say “no thanks, I’m not interested. Want a bottle of water? Have a good one.”
i always assumed they function as a humint.
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>>540599053No idea, never seen one.
>>540599288Based Marcionist
>>540599053"welcome to kolob! i know it doesn't look like much, but it's home!"
>>540599053You politely tell them you aren't interested. Maybe offer them something to drink if it's hot out. And then move on with your day.
>>540600780Mormon detected.
Start chanting the Diabolus
To judge the tree, look at the fruit. The Mormons produce some good looking people. Well formed bodies. Energetic. Bright eyed big beautiful people. That's what happens when you focus on the family. I got nothing bad to say about them.
>>540599053They come by regularly and ill tell you why. Most of these guys are early 20's and just starting on a mission. Its a hard experience. Its what transitions them to men. To explore the world and its people. They learn a lot and it takes a lot of courage to do what they do. So I sit with them and talk to them about thier journey and how they see god helping them on that journey. How god has shown himself to them during the harder times. How god has helped them continue on thier mission even though they could be out being young adult men instead. Its a commitment. In the end, they understand that I dont wish to enter the church or read scriptures. Instead, I am a brother who has an open door for them to come to when they, themselves have doubt. I get a new pair every so often and we sit and talk.
>>540600648>I don’t understand why people treat them beneath contemptWhat do you mean? These are people who chose it as their profession to invade your personal space to try and trick you into buying some garbage you don't need or that is an outright scam.They are 99% human vermin, because they CHOSE to bother other people as a job. They chose that. They know better, but they decided to bother other people anyways.How do you not grasp this?
>>540600998>In the end, they understand that I dont wish to enter the church or read scriptures. Instead, I am a brother who has an open door for them to come to when they, themselves have doubt.Sounds like you're a faggot on the prowl.
>>540601063But at least im not a Mongolian.
>>540600998This is gay as fuck. You invited deluded little cultists into your home to chat with them about your magic imaginary friends together?How fucking sad. How depressing. Fuck.
>hi there>you know I already have pretty firm beliefs but I’d be happy to hear you out>*have conversation about beliefs over some coffee or water*>I appreciate you trying to share your beliefs, have a nice day
>>540601126Neither am I, but thanks for playing and better luck next time.
>>540599053usually it was groups and they'd bring a baby in a carriage. not sure if they do that anymore. last year i was on a walk with my dog and two mormie bros approached me and i knew what it was about. i know they aren't from here, but hey, not too many "whites" around these parts so you stay cool. they start petting my dog. "oh wow nice looking girl" the big mormie bro says. i couldn't help but wonder how he didn't see the penis and understand it was a male dog, but whatever, he was interested in getting me sealed to the celestial kingdom. "do you want to come over and hang out at our church" he asked, since the mormie temple was down the street. luckily it was the day i had my ND socks on, so i pulled up my pants to show my socks and was like "i'm good bros but thanks". a day in the life.
>>540600303Went to the Hill Cumorah visitors center once. Obviously it's bullshit, but ten feet through the front door and there's a Midwestern 8 with a fat ass trying to tell me the good news, and she could probably tell I was in the middle of a dry spell.They know what they're doing. They're succubi. I almost converted anyway. I need a thick bitch to sit on my face at least once a month or I turn into a werewolf.
>>540600998based
>>540599053I keep a Mother Mary statue on my porch, so JWs and Mormons never bug me
>>540599053I already have Jesus, i dont need to join a cult to remain saved.thanks.
>>540600565based.
>>540599470they also got sent out so the town elders had all the women for themselves
>>540599053>I was watching some sissy orgy compilation and testing my new pocket pussy, wanna join? No homo bros
>>540599053Spray them with whisky and tea.
>>540599053Ask them what happened on John Smiths house stairs
I don't answer the door if I'm not expecting anyone. There are clearly displayed No Trespassing and No Solicitation signs at the property line and in the front window.
>>540601059You are the only one saying anything about tricking people. If you are firm that you are not interested in whatever’s being sold or proselytized there’s no way to “trick you” to change your mind. Their 20 year old kids trying to get a first job in a horrible market, or in the case of Mormons/other missionaries, they’re not even being paid, they believe that they are saving your soul and are willing to get doors slammed in their face for the effort.You are overly negative and cynical.
>>540599053>he actually opens the door when people are knocking
There was this dead gorgeous Asian girl and his bf while I was in a community college. They were in Christian Youth Group. They were talking about Jesus all the time. But all I could think about was creampie this hot Asian girl. I couldn't even look her in the eye. They were gf and bf but I bet she never put it out for him. He was simping like a good Christcuck. I think he was half White half italian or something, a little bit swarthy. But that Asian girl was 11/10. I couldn't believe she was a Christian.
>>540599053You kidding? Elders are bros af. They’ll actually do stuff for you like mow your lawn and move heavy shit especially if you let them talk to you for a bit about their religion. It’s easy and they’re happy to be of service. Man get in on this.
>>540599053Invite them in for a blowjob. They are homosexuals 100% of the time.
>>540599053i would talk to them about God until they started to think i was insane and then they would look at each other and make and an excuse so they could get the hell away from me. my discussion would have been in earnest and i would be mildly hurt but unsurprised by the whole interactionthis is how i would respond
>>540602249I understand what you are saying and where you coming from anon. I saw my error too late and still feel bad about. They are good kids and we should at least let them in and hear them out. Not slam the door in their face or ignore them. It must be very disheartening> >>540600502
>>540602424That's fucking HOT. No homo.
>>540599053Shoot them of course, because ruining (You)r life over nothing is funny, you are black and fuck (You).
>>540599053>How does one respond to mormons at their door?By sharing with them the Truth.
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>>540599053i've never seen them but I would probably have fun with it and see what their approach is and try to get at what their conception of God is and sort of use socratic question to get them to elaborate it so they open up to me before I just start being very critical and condescending about how bad their conception of God is and how little understanding they have of the subject
>>540599053Just say you're Jewish. Christcucks hate bothering their masters more than anything
>>540599053Omg they are wearing seatbelts!
>>540599053"Would you like to come in and listen to a few chapters of Dianetics?"Also...>you just found out that this movie is based off a novel written by L. Ron Hubbard and scientology was a scam to created a tax shelter for his books.
>>540599278>>540600648You are scholars and saints!
>>540599590>>540599278>>540601193Based civil anons.
>>540601329Kekked
>>540599053I'm blasting the Mormon National Anthem>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYIcGuu-_Sw
NP;NLDS
>>540601952Are you talking about Emma Smith pushing Joseph's pregnant girlfriend down the stairs and making her miscarry?
>>540599053naked
>>540599053have friendly chat with them and turn them to Islam
>>540599192>>540599240
>>540599053I usually invite them in, explain I'm not Mormon and have met with them on several occasions, but it's hot as the devil's taint, so I let them cool off, get some grub and something to drink, and just rest up and relax a bit before heading out out of respect for their mission work.Most Mormons I have met were decent folk and decent folk are welcome in my home.
>>540603647These posts sound extremely performative and gay
>>540603698I mean, if it helps Mormons are overwhelmingly white, so it's not like I'm letting a bunch of random niggers in my house.
>>540599053Salt Lake City is the capital of Mormonism.It's also a Democrat stronghold and a hive of LGBTerrorism.Coincidence?
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>>540600303I have 4 door knockers in a storage container round back and their pictures are up inside the local walmart. One is on a strict diet and her snatch gets tighter with every 10lbs she loses. The plump one came in with a shaved pussy that little whore. Her pussy is super slippery and soft and warm and its tons of fun but i wouldnt describe it as tight. I found jamming my thumb up the skinny missionary's asshole (tan slit) or just wiggling it roughly with my thumbnail makes her clench, but it only stays clenched for a few seconds and relaxes. Im going to try putting a 9v battery on her ass slit tonight if she cant hold the clench. If i put a hot pepper slice up her ass slit, the vagina would contract also right? Im making progress with one of them also. She let me shave her pussy sithout having to pry her legs open with the straps, One of the brown missionaries even stopped crying when i make love to her and i taught her to kiss me by holding her nose shut. I am the air giver. I make them bathe each other and jerknoff as these survivors show each other such tender caresses to help each other adapt to their new life. Its the most tender love you can witness during bath time. Tending to each other's raw and abused genitals with such nurturing it almost lets me see what it is to be human. I have room for 2 more door knockers in the shipping container and im curious as to whether the jehovas witness girls shave their cunts or wear special underwear. Im gonna go take an anal virginity after i snort this 20mg dexmethylphenidate. I hope her anus stays like a tiny slit. Its hairless and when i force vibrated her clit while she was tied down, she tried to hide an orgasam from me and the other girls watching, but her poo slit started sweating then it got soft and puffy and beads of sweat starting to drip and it started spasaming but she held her body still and didnt moan, i caught her. I jammedvmmy finger in her cunt and pulled outva string of pussy juice mucus.
>>540599053I dont. The same goes with jehovas, i never open the door if i can see its them.
