> Out on a nice summers day> See a sports shop and decide now would be a good time to buy a baseball set to play in the park with later> Buy bat, walk out> OI!! STOP SIR! STOP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!Lmao. What a country.
>>540611313did you guys order the wrong kind of asian
>>540611313I don't get it.You can buy it but not have it?
>>540611313>Writer: Mhedi
>>540611590>>540611590Exactly. You can walk into a shop and buy it, but if you have it in your hand outside, you'll be tackled to the ground.
>>540611313Thankfully that Chinese officer was there to stop a white British guy from owning a bat
>>540611687at some point the brits are going to have to 1776 themselves
>>540611313I would sue the store into bankruptcy
>>540612324>at some point the brits are going to have to 1776 themselvesbwahahahaha, all those that could are either dead or in jail, imported niggers and jeets are exempt
>>540611313The bat was bought a week before and baseball bats are classified as offensive weapons according to U.K law.>Under UK law, it is illegal to carry an offensive weapon in a public place.>The Sentencing Council describes an offensive weapon as "anything made or adapted to cause injury, or intended to be used as a weapon".>A baseball bat can be classified as an offensive weapon if the person carrying the item intends to use it to cause injury.>However in a statement, Manchester Police said that the bat had been purchased the week before.https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/man-arrested-manchester-baseball-bat-5HjdftX_2/
>>540613700Ah ok, well if he bought it a week before he deserved to get arrested I guess.
>>540613700>UK pearl clutching over a big stick>still planning to force people to go doo their doody and die in a muddy hole
>>540613700Hahahahahahaha! They are going to have to outlaw everything. Niggers and poos must adapt, or leave the weapons at the nearest mosque.
a cop with down syndrome?
>>540611313saw the video earlier today and those cops can consider themselves lucky that everyone around them has an assload of patience>black guy tells them a million times it's still wrapped and the guy just bought it>cop just continues>even calls in backup>the cop who arrives on the motorcycle immediately get borderline violent with the bystanders I hope each and every cop involved in it gets doxed.You don't even need violence really (to avoid jail time), just a complete refusal to interact with them or perform any services for them or whatever. The second they take off their uniform they become a non-entity that might as well not exist, no one even says hello or acknowledges they exist.That would fix shit very quickly.
>>540613700>>However in a statement, Manchester Police said that the bat had been purchased the week before.and you believe them after you saw how they acted in the video?lmao
>>540611313>your honor, this bat was clearly not intended as a weapon or my client would have used it on that rozzer
>>540613700Next up on BBC:Man cleaning up street after storm faces jail time after pickup and and "yielding" a offensive tree branch, local "youths" who where defiantly not selling crack felt threatened by the 89 year old.
Britbongs, your police manage to make ours look downright sane.
>>540611313>be woman walking along the mall>looking at shops, thinking about woman things>see a young man walk out of a shop>for whatever reason women have she suddenly feels scared>its a young white male>he looks awkward>he gives you the ick>your spider sense tingle>you see the bat>its a young white male incel with a bat>he looks happy and as a woman you can not tolerate that>she feels afraid>call cops>cops take out the threat >she gets moist
>>540611313where is your king now?
>>540611313Why didn't he just use the bat? Problem fucking solved.
>>540611313The whole world is fucked. We're going into a new dark age.
>>540611590It's not illegal to carry a bat. The cops are fucking retarded.