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>>540615940that'll be 12 euros, chud. no refunds
Why is British food so disgusting? Holy shit the best part of being an amerimutt is not inheriting British taste buds.
>>540615940What is it with brits and beans
>>540615940>"oi oi, im a brit too! blimey">ethnically replaces the british people
>>540615940Lancastrian dogs
>>540616087>Euros>UKAmerica isn't sending its best.
This >>540616127
>>540615940I recall the story of a journalist interviewing him in a greasy spoon cafe in London. The cafe owner told him afterwards that Burnham went there a lot but 'only with a reporter'. Lol. Its all fake. Just another posh boy larping as 'one of us'.
>>540615940disgusting>>540616193keep it up and it's gonna be dollars
>>540616193You'll use whatever currency we tell you to use, dog.
>>540616163He would do a better job brining in Germans and Italians to improve British genetics. They might at least make better food without getting dumber in the process.
>>540616105I have no clue as well, i was in London once and retards were so uppity to go and show me traditional English breakfastFood you wouldn't have heart to throw infront of pig you particuarly dont like and those bong ate everything while i had to fake some stomach virusDisgusting nation, whole UK needs to be under Sentinel island treatment
>>540615940It's so over Farage Fags. No recovery from this massive own.
>>540616282>keep it up and it's gonna be dollarsDon't give us hope like that.>>540616303Invade us and liberate us from the fucking clown show that runs this country, you will be doing us a favour.
>>540615940Is that a fucking bean Pop Tart?>this_nigga_eatin_beans.jpgSay what you want about Americans, but at least there is an ethos to our insanity.
>>540616105Its your corn syrup filled slop which is disgusting. British food is high quality and actually fit for human consumption.
>>540615940Going to Gregg's is on my list if I ever go to the UK just for the memes.
>>540615940They look like they will fuck up your entire gut and give you a big time heartburn.
>>540616504Great for a hangover
>>540615940Spoken like a true non Greggs-goerEveryone knows it's chicken bake / stake bake / Christmas seasonal supremacy all the way down
>>540616193that'll be $14 pence please
>>540616452Hard pass. I'll stick to Swedish and German food next time I'm in Europe. Fuck your """"food""""
>>540616652German food such as kebabs and currywurst. Authentic *chefs kiss*
For those outside of Bongland, Greggs was created to kill off the working class as young as possible from heart attacks. They are the single biggest cause of obesity in Britain and still, unbelievably, make everything with margarine, which has been known to be toxic for decades. The fact our PM had manboobs is likely down to eating that crap.>>540616504>They look like they will fuck up your entire gut and give you a big time heartburn.Good observation skills, and you're entirely correct.
>>540616797Is the snack on OP's pic good for hangover?
>>540616652I tend to believe the bong. Their food is expensive and has a lot of nanny state quality control.
>>540616797Greggs doesn't use "margarine" it uses a modern equivalent that is perfectly healthy. You are a FAGGOT. Greggs sausage rolls are heavenly delicious and the PM's fave is also very nice. Also honourable mention to the vegetable bake which is shockingly creamy and cheesy with big chunks of veg - go for it all the time.
>filled with beanscan someone tell the brits it's not world war 2 anymore, you can stop filling everything with beans now
>>540616452Our food was fine before the FDA Jews ruined everything. Blame philo-semites in government for that one.
>>540615940H-HE'S JUST LIKE US!
>>540615940>Beans and cheese pastry
>>540615940I wish we had this shit here in the states, luv me some beans
>>540616105Beans are delicious
>>540617220BASED
>>540616105Actually pretty good honestly
>>540617179dont knock it til you've tried it
>>540615940British food is gross. So gross they went to India to get spices. And everyone knows how shit jeet food is.
>>540615940>sausage, beans, and cheesebritish toilets must be sturdy as fuck
>>540616452>beef wellington stolen from the french>eats beans in a can from an american brand>slathers everything in curry sauce>chinese food contains frieslol, lmao even.
>>540615940what a joke ass country. uk needs to colonize some third world shithole to gain its footing again. maybe like take over belize or some shit. get the ball rollin'
>>540615940These things taste like shit
>>540615940Based it doesnt matter how commie Andy is, no one can never claim he is not a true anglo at heart.
Greggs is shit, they switched up the recipes and now everything is weird and slimy with no flavor. If he were a true working class lad he'd know that.He's a typical Labour champagne socialist who wants to swing the borders open to the "worker's the world" and will be happy when white British people are being beheaded on the streets by Muslims.
>>540615940nice to see he's working on the important stuff. This and those pesky subscriptions that make it difficult to cancel, biggest probbies in the UK right now
>>540617450Heinz is disgusting.jeetslop is not British and anyone who eats jeetslop is not British.Chinese takeaways sometimes also sell chips, what point are you making exactly?
>>540616452Idk why we call mexicans beaners; that should be reserved for you fucking animals.
>>540615940he is a fucking melt
Brits are goycattle
Whenever I think I've seen it all Brits manage to stump me with their ungodly cuisine. Is this some sort of humiliation ritual concocted by the upper classes to see just what kind of shit the proles will eat?
>>540615940>goys you can see me how human I am like you fucking cattle are>now accept that I will order my zogbots to flay you alive for bringing up rape gangs
>>540617815It's a texan thing to sound less racist. Everyone else calls them spics or wetbacks. Call them latinx though and its like calling a nigger a nigger and they want you dead.
>>540617060They literally admit they use margarie you fucking idiot. Their food is toxic af but please carry on eating it - my concern isn't that subhumans like you will die of heart attacks - I want this to happen - its that foreign people might come to Britain and think Greggs is a normal bakery and judge our country off that crap.
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>>540617450That is LUSH
>>540616105The Germans bombed them so hard during WW2 they got used to eating rations of beans and old bread, then took it as a point of pride. Now the cultural dish of England is Chicken Tika Masala.
>>540615940lmao brits replaced eggs with beans? Disgusting.
>>540616105What exactly is so crazy about beans, sausage and cheese together? Do you even grill?
>>540616127>>540616224Cheap source of protein, dry and store well, easy to grow in Britain's climate, and an ancient holdover from Roman cuisine introduced when Britannia got colonized by the empire (Romans were big bean eaters).
>>540615940guarantee he has only ever eaten this drone killer once in a blue moon when desperate for a feed but his team of advisors just tell him to say its his favourite food of all time so he looks more one with the people and they vote for him. lmao democracy was a joke
>>540615940I love beans on toast but this gives me the ickGreggs is fucking greasy and I don't get why it's some kind of emblem of the working class
>>540616105You’re turning mexican, you’re gonna have to get used to liking beans
>>540616105The British sausage game is miles ahead of ours
>>540616652Do you even know what swedish food is? Or what sweden is?
>>540615940Sounds tasty. I'll take 7
>>540616193Fine, dollywogs or whatever paki-jeet mongrels use
>>540616105The UK used to have normal people food, then world war 2 happened and an entire generation was raised on rations food in the bunkers, shit like beans on toast, those rations kids never learned anything else, so they went on and cooked the same slop for their kids, fast forward two generations doing the same thing and here we are today.
>>540615940>1pbtid>67 replies>its about snacks>>540622222
>>540616303Lol we won't do shit, we're too broke to fight dune coons in an anthill.
>>540616504>They look like they will fuck up your entire gut and give you a big time heartburn.you can't even handle a bit of blend beans with sausage and cheese?have fun with your knackebrod
>>540616105British food being uniquely bad is such a meme. You can tell because you never hear anyone talking shit about Irish food, even though it has 90% overlap with British food
>>540615940Is this the equivalent of Trump mowing down on McDonalds all the time?
>>540616105The British dont know how to cook, you have to cook for yourself here or youll starve
>>540615940>Im like you goyim I swear
>>540615940Is that the place where you get called racist?
>>540616105Some British food is good. Like savoury pies, fish and chips, English muffins, crumpets and tea
>>540615940If they had just left out the beans it would have been edible, maybe even good. No wonder my ancestors left that god forsaken island.
>>540622966>English muffinsYou mean المافن الإنجليزي ?
>>540623135>If they had just left out the beans
>>540616452It’s always humourous to see americans trying to get in on the english food meme, when they actually eat radioactive low quality slop full of carcinogens, they’d eat anything to get 4000 calories a day.
>>540615940>luvs me greggstha lads a true son of the sod!
>>540616127I ordered a steak at a restaraunt in Rottingdean, they put fucking bread crumbs on it, and it was raw
>>540616452ahh yes, all of those turkish kebabs, halal sandwiches, and curry are top tier british foods.
>>540616323>Disgusting nation, whole UK needs to be under Sentinel island treatmentHoly based
>>540623412>If they had just left out the beansYou'd prefer high fructose corn syrup?
>>540615940So Americans can make one of these using some premade pastry dough, a can of hienz beans (which are the same as British baked beans) some regular pork sausage and some shredded sharp cheddar cheese.You cook up the sausage then put some of it in a pastry square you make with the pastry dough. Drain the beans of most of the liquid and add a little to your square along with some cheddar cheese then put another square on top and pinch the edges.You can wipe on some egg whites to give it that shine if you want. Then bake that bastard. It looks pretty good.
>>540617060>Greggs doesn't use "margarine" it uses a modern equivalent that is perfectly healthy.They likely use rapeseed oil because it is the cheapest oil - its also used as biodiesel. Its also indirectly very toxic due to its polyunsaturated omega-6 fat content. Its not the omega-6 oil itself but its oxidized decay products that are toxic.
>>540622392I've heard this excuse before and it doesn't really hold up. Shit like meat pies, jellied eels, toad in the hole, Sunday roast etc all predate WWII substantially, sometimes by centuries. Mushy peas/peas porridge is as old as Britannia itself.I say this as someone who quite likes British food btw. I really don't get the big fuss, it's just cheap rib-sticking comfort food. The OP pic is basically no different from eating a hotdog covered in a slice of cheese with baked beans on the side, something you'd find at any American grill out. It's just a different permutation of the same shit.
>>540623660I don't eat the stuff, personally. We have labelsThat being said, everything is GMO or carefully hidden trash nowadays.
>>540621031Tikka can fuck off.A paki made a curry in scotland.That's not british.
disgusting
>>540621157Common beans come from the new world, the romans wouldn't have had them...
>>540624227The Romans had broad beans, lentils and peas and were responsible for spreading broad bean cultivation, you historically ignorant fuck. >but they weren't kidney beans like we use today!BEANS IS BEANS, SON.
>>540615940waw, out leader are just like us, the eat the same pigslop we doo!!!!i feel scene!!!
>>540617304>tastes bland>some brit: "its actually good innit bruv"loik poteray
>>540616105They have tasty bakes anon,don't be such a foodie queer
>>540616105>>540616323>>540623640>>540621031>>540622392The surest way to find out if someone is non-white is to get their opinion on British food. All these posters I've replied to are non-white.
>>540626023If you were any other nation i would tell you to eat shit But since you are a Bong, i will tell you to eat traditional English breakfast
>>540616087Bongs would sooner mass suicide than ever use the Euro
Beans on toast is kino, but only if you use those jalapeno ranch style beans we have here.
>>540615940Now that's what I call authentic British cuisine.Makes you wonder why they don't just kill themselves.
>>540615940The English need the Mexicans to teach them how to cook beans.
>>540616774Rather picrel, in Northern Germany.
>>540626569They have to drop beans all togetherWe call spics beaners while right fucking here in Europe we have degenerates THAT EAT BEANS FOR BREAKFAST.Holy shit its like planet itself wanted to separate those pinky up, tea sipping, monocle squinting, hard hat wearing all as fucking decoy mind you, breakfast bean eating degenerates of natures away from Gods children of mainland continent.
>>540615940what`s with whites, mexicans and beans?it`s very mid
>>540626879what's with slanties and rice?
>>540623708You'd have to get special not sweet beans I've seen Brits complain all our beans are sweet to them
>>540616105Sausage rolls are like corndogs with more filler variety. There's no reason you should dislike them unless you are brown.
>>540622719>you never hear anyone talking shit about Irish foodThe real most boring cuisine in the world is definitely scandinavian. Nobody knows about it though because they're so irrelevant.
>>540624443The Egyptians were cultivating beans while the Etruscans were still trying to get a wolf pregnant
>>540627669they got good fish
We need to kick the Brits asses again.
>>540616652my nigga
>>540627720What does that have to do with Romans spreading their crops to the northern borders of the empire?
>>540616187>four sausage rolls for £1what the hell that would be cheap even here
>>540627843what the fuck is that?
>>540622966>fish and chipsthat's jewish
>>540628488I just wanted to make the joke about impregnating a wolf mainlyWho is Romulus and Remus's baby Daddy?
>>540621157DIS ROMAN EATAN BEANS
>>540616105I thought mexicans loved beans and meat combos?
>>540628711>mfw an Ethiope youth exclaims this loudly to everyone in the coliseum after I spill my bowl of puls on my toga while trying to watch the gladiators and everyone laughs
>>540628594fried bananas and bacon on a beef patty with peanut butter
>>540628815The Mexicans want you to squish them up like you do your perfectly good previously unmushed delectable spheres. Most Americans aren't understanding your baked beans aren't candy flavored like ours are.Like sweeter then a can of coke it's disgusting.
>>540629072it not right
>>540615940>My favourite snack, REVEALED!Get ready for it to get fucked up!
>>540615940Steak Bake is way better from greggs alongside the 20pc mini doughnuts
>>540626638This image makes me want a Bismarck. Seems like a perfect lunch
>>540621938Yeah I just had lingonberry toast and herring for midsommer. Kiss my ass. You can keep your stewed vegetables and beans and blood sausage. I'll stick to eating food.
>>540615940>impotent control freaks>favorite food is hot pocketsholy fuck british people are literally jannies
>>540628913et tu, greggs?
>>540615940Greggs is shite and a meme. The tuna baguettes are alright but all the pastried stuff is terrible. Support your local small independent bakeries.
>>540616241Like a Reform MP and their constituency.
>>540615940what's with bongs and beans?it seems they eat way more beans than actual beaners
Primark x Greggs
>Sausagetake THAT, muslim invaders (who we let in and are still letting in)
>>540616127>What is it with brits and beansamericans eat way more beans than us,/pol/ makes it into a huge over blown deal because baked beans are grown in the united statesits a forced meme
Beans on toast with cheddar or fried eggs (never both) is a 10/10 quick meal.
>>540615940A broken clock, I suppose....
>>540616105Your kids will learn to love beans, don't ask me how i know.
>>540616105Bongs take pride in shitty survival food. Just ignore it and realize they're creating the next (final) crisis by voluntarily dying off because the alternative would be racist.
>>540616105That’s why they always look so anemic. Even their blood rejects their WW2 ration-tier slop
>>540633582>they're creating the next (final) crisis by voluntarily dying off because the alternative would be racist.Can we keep their women?
>>540617254Putting baked bean slop in everything that does not go with it? No thank you.
>>540616452The problem with corn syrup is that it's bad for you, not that it doesn't taste good.
>>540621031Creamed corn on toast would taste better.
>>540633942Jamaican meat pies look unironically way more upper scale than this churchill MRE swill >>540615940
>>540621135Mexicans do it better.
>>540628815British beans are sweet. Mexican style are neutral to salty. Theirs pair better with meat. British beans taste fucking weird even with BBQ. We call them beaners because they know how to cook em, and they pair it with rice
>>540622719Irish were starving a lot longer and they still managed to invent better food.
>>540626793Not even beans with rice. It is beans and toast.
>>540632253I lov me beans!
>>540616452Jellied eels and beans, yum!
>>540628594Food, Albania. That's called food.
>>540634168No they don't, that's why Tex-Mex is a thing and why it's the stereotype of Mexican food, while being more popular than Mexican food.
>>540616452fucking beans man
>>540616087Norf FC is so back! Sosij, mate.
>>540616087UK’s currency denominations called “starlings” and “squids”, retard. Not euros, kek. American education, everyone.
>>5406161874 for 1 pound?Is this sign from the 90's?
>>540615940why do you put beans fucking everywhere, it would be much better if it was just sausage and cheese melt!
>>540615940Not a surprise a brain dead mongoloid would eat something so utterly disgusting.
>>540621890Ironically americans put beans on every mex dish, chili con carne doesn't have beans and americans literally made it about beans
>>540616105
>>540615940Very disgusting!
>>540636203its a quid you retarded mong
>>540616105Britoids have good food while their best dishes like beef Wellington come from France they have good native britoid food mostly working class stuff too and it can be enjoyed.
They think its a food discussion. Labour pedophiles would love them, it’s obvious now why they are importing them. Well done OP. You should get an award, now dispose of them hygienically with gas and we’ll talk about your Fix It badge.
>>540621157Nic niga fabas edit
>>540616105It's truly a mystery to me why they are so obsessed with beans.
>>540639492>CadburyIsn't that just swiss-style chocolate?
>>540639483nobody asked beaner
>>540632202They are cheaper than mc slop or burgerslop and actually fresh.
>>540632697Why do americans love Red40 so much, you put it in everything
>>540615940disgusting
>>540616105Isn't rotisserie or spit-roast chicken a staple? It's a classic in British historical movies.
>>540615940At least it's not kebab.
>>540640111Kebab was invented in Berlin by shitskin roaches. In their country their "kebab" is completely different. It's just meat and veggies with some bread stuffed perfectly for eating on the way."Indian" cuisine is British created by Brits and pooojeets living in Britain while actual jeet cuisine is completely differently.
>>540615940>He's just like me!
>>540616105beans and toast isnt the disgusting british foodyou're using low quality ingredients and making a subpar product and then complaining when it doesnt turn out rightOI BEANS N TOASTIE B SHIEET CUZ I USED AMERICAN HUWWYTE SUGA BREAD N HEINZ BACON APPLEWOOD SMOKEHOUSE
>>540623745it is the omega 6 oil itself that is toxic and it oxidizes spontanously in room temperature and body temperature
>>540639483beans = cheapcheap = better profit marginsbeans = still pretty tastycheap = cheap menu pricestasty + cheap = happy customers not complaining about authenticity its always abt saving money and cutting costs with us Americans
>>540615940Fucking gross.
>>540639492based beaner
>>540615940>At leasht we gawt fwee helf care innit
>>540640541Lol.
>>540639707>nobody asked beanerFactually wrong, read the thread Schlomo >>540640470>its always abt saving money and cutting costs with us AmericansFair enough although you are at odds with your other countrymen from the west coast
>be American>wake up>go to store and see the bread equivalent of breeding a defective pug>buy a loaf>come home>shit on other cultures cuisines
>>540640730Beans in a hotpocket.Nigger you can buy real bread, dont get the cheapest shit.
>>540640749sausage, beans in a hotpocketyou make that right its delicious and the perfect combination of textures
>>540629199its definitely elvis codedlook up the "fool's gold" sandwich for even worse eldritch horrors
>>540640825Meh, you know it's bland as fuck. Its English.
>>540617815>>540626793>>540632697>>540634265>>540640635we dont call them beaners because of beans that people eatwe call them beaners because they jump the border and are little squat brown thingsmexican jumping beansbeaners
>>540632926>spics are eating the beans
>>540632926Shut up dude you put beans on potatoes.
>>540616127"once, we I was a wee tyke, I hard a bananer. It was good".
>>540616452I dunno mate, have a look at Tesci meal deal sandwiches and there are more chemicals in it than a GCSE science lab
>>540639701It's a block of palm oil at this point mate
>>540616323why would you throw bacon, sausage and black pudding to a pig?
>>540615940>UK PRIME MINISTER REVEALS HIS FAVORITE SNACKNOBODYSHOULDGIVEAFUCK!>193 repliesFucking retards...
>>540639697dunno, but MP got it right way back when.
>>540615940What's insane is how I lived 5 full years in the UK and never heard about Gregg's even once in my life
>>540616484In Gregg's?
The seethe in here from foreigners. You are all inferior and you know it. You all learn our language so you can pretend to be like us but you never will be.
>>540616105Oh shut up fag. I've never had one of those but if it came down to it and I was stuck eating freezer food I'd take that over a hotpocket. That's not even bad as far as bongfood goes.
>>540638906>deep fried foreskinsfucking kikes, disgusting
>>540616282>>540616303>>540616604>>540622228How's the jew dick over there at Langley?
>>540615940THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS!
I have never eaten beans
