https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/11/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-riley-roberts-break-up/
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>>540619379uhh ozempic i guess?
it's over crackerbros...
>which one are you buying?
>nipples protruding, very disrespectful
>>540619460It's a prep for ovum extraction for the sake of preservation via cryogenics. Within a year her ex is going to have kids with another woman.
Fuck yes, bros I have a chance!
>>540619323She needs some real big black dick
>>540619599He finally realized she was a Zio
freezing her stronk independent wahman eggs for safe keeping. so she can live the boss bitch dream and have a baby in her 40's. kek
>>540619342FAT
>>540619323>Timmy couldn't dick her down right
>>540620087lmao
>>540619323lol she caught too much heat for dating a white guyYou're the voting class now sweatie, make room for her ethnic beau
He probably wanted kids and the abuela started talking about freezing eggs when she's already in geriatric pregnancy territory
>>540619548>nipples protruding, very disrespectfulI still can’t believe that was a real tweet. I love him so fucking much
>>540619323> fianceHow the hell long were they "engaged"?
>>540619323puertorrican girls have a male sexual appetite. they're pretty aggressive. you need to fuck them at least 3 times a week or you're going to have problems. if you ever make the mistake of turning them down for sex, they'll never let you forget it and will tell their friends you might be gay, just for missing one fuck. t. had pr gfs and was engaged to one.
>>540619323She got fat
>>540620443>at least 3 times a weekYou need to dick your woman down daily, preferably 2x. You need to keep your semen in them at all times, or they start going insane. Every single gf I've had was like this. You have to fuck the crazy out of them daily and keep them pair-bonded.
>Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced on social media that she is freezing her eggs to feel more in control of her life. The 36-year-old congresswoman is documenting her journey to normalize conversations about women's fertility.
>>540621356>I prefer cooked eggs
>>540619342>>540619379>>540620075>>540621356Goddamn AOC has the tummy of a goddess.I just want to kiss, lick, squeeze and hold onto her soft and squishy tummy while I'm making sweet and passionate love to her.
does she have what it takes to make it big into politics?
>>540619981We need more grok dominant mommy videos like that JP Morgan ceo
pol chuds heard the news aoc is back on the market and thinks he has a chance
>>540619323my meme magic is working, praise kek! now onto phase two, have her develop a mommy dommy face sitting fetish then we run into each other by chance of fate
So... she's single?
>>540619463This is the type of body I want my ideal woman to have.
>woman changes status to single>the internet:She'll 10x her followers count. Yep, she's running for president.
>>540626533Yeah, who doesn't want a childless single woman from Latin America to be President. That's realistic.
>>540619323He's White, he was sick of being the object of her White dudes fetish.
>>540627294Yeah, who doesn't exactly?I mean who the fuck even cares at this point.It's hard to say if voting even has any measurable effect. Trump had a populist agenda. There were large parts of it that the majority of the population wanted. Doesn't matter. It goes unimplemented.At least Trump was funny.She's kind of funny too. Intentionally or not. And much prettier than Trump. Despite looking a little bit like a donkey sometimes I suppose.Why not vote for her.
>>540619323one BWC is not enough for her
>>540619323She needs brown cock.
aoc is hot for Trump.Her bf was tired of being cucked yo. She wears out even MyPillow pillows pillow-bating so much!
Poor bro probably reads /pol/ and had enough of the jokes.>>540620087he like "Man fuck this shit! I fucked AOC, Imma write a tell-all book now!"
>>540619323It is now confirmed they AOC is in a relationship with da’marcus jackson. 6’5” 225lbs black man
>>540631695>da’marcus jacksonSounds too white. Let's give dat nigga a real nigger name yo. DESU I always thought AOC was a dyke/lesbian. She has the vibe of a lipstick lesbian.
>>540620087THIS is what some people will unironically call "chad" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her libtoid communist buddies cult-guilted her into breaking up with him because he's White. Now she's going to get with a nigger or become a rug muncher. OR declare herself asexual or whatever but watch her get caught at an orgy or some shit later on.
>>540619323Time for her to get dicked by a real Man!Send her to me in Texas
>>540631931LOL, are you white? ....NM dumb question.
>>540631973Whiter than you, spickoEast Texans are Anglo
>>540631903I'll be watching for this to happen because I suspect that you have a high likelihood of being right.
>>540626377well, you be livin in the right country, my chubby chaser
>>540632095Ever nailed a thick/chubby chick, bro?I think fat people are disgusting, but if you can find a middle type....her body swallows yours. Good luck pulling out
>>540627870Voting for browns is wrong. Voting for women is wronger.
>>540632017I'm not white, but if you are you have a good chance as she apparently prefers WHITE COCK.
She knew it wasn’t goin to work out and decided to freeze her eggs. But imagine getting to that age and not having children, so you freeze your eggs as a backup plan. Seems so fucking stupid - she had all this time to have kids, but instead just wants to work and post on social media. She could have have children years ago, but god forbid you have to take some time off or slow down a bit to be there for your kids.The whole thing is fucking performative. I’m enraged that in 2026 people think it’s acceptable to put every little bit of their lives online. I will always second guess these people, as it appears they’re living life for attention first and foremost. Again, if she really wanted kids she would have been a bit more selfless and had them already. The whole world isn’t just waiting around for her. But whatever. Modern men and women being retards.
>>540619323Girls are like birds, they only fly away...
>>540619323Dude dodged a bullet
>>540632279>bro?yeah you sure sound white "bro". faggot
>>540621568DO GIRLS REALLY WEAR CHEF HATS WHILE COOKING?
>>540632668Yeah he's the real winner here.>tfw he spitefully leaks her nudes
>>540632681Get the hell about of here, queer. I don't speak zoomerfaggot. What do you cocksuckers use today? Saying brother is what we did back when your mom's shat you out in the early 2000s
>>540619323It was inevitable really. She is obviously going to make a run for president in 2028 and there is no way she can have that ginger cuck onions looking faggot as the first husband. I mean look at this guy >>540620087 no one would take him seriously, and that would reflect poorly on her.
>>540619323Damn, it is over by like 28 for beaners, huh?
>>540631650nobody under 40 remembers what that sounds like gramps
>>540619323so thats the reason behind the whole freezing her eggs thing.
