THE AMERICAN MILITARY LOST TO A GOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
geese can be troublesome
>>540622040Looool paper tiger
>>540622040The goose was lucky it wasn't an innocent school girl.
>>540623719It was a severely antisemitic goose.
>>540623746Biden really fucked up our military
>>540622040meanwhile a 80yo chinese man with a hunch back would grab it by the neck in one motion and hurl it to the side.
>>540622040Just fucking kick or smack it. jfc
>>540622040What a fairy
GOOSED.COM
>>540623815then the op would post>HURRR AMERICAN MILITARY DOESN AN ANIMAL CRULETY
>>540623815Then you'd just have a 'fucking yanks torture a goose' thread instead.
>>540624083remember when our soldiers threw that puppy off a bridge in Iraq?
americans fear the goose
>>540622040To be fair, those uniforms are sufficiently protective that the goose couldn't do shit if you kept exposed skin away from it. But really, all you're doing is mocking someone for not killing an overprotective mother.
>>540623848>t. lost a war to birds
>>540622040Sergeant Goose keeping the grunts in line
>>540622449Geesus christ. Did he dieds?
THIS CANADIAN AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND
>>540622040Now we know their weakness
He didn't have to grab it or smack it out of the air but he didn't have to freak out and dive like a sissy either. It's a goose wtf is it gonna do, bite your ankles?
>>540624615Shuddup
>>540624188so what? that was like 20 years ago
>>540623965>>540624083That's the point. Zogbots are evil jewish globohomo golems and should be shit on for whatever they do.
>>540622449lol Indians are retarded
>>540623719Geese are protected by the Migratory Bird Act. Iranian schoolgirls aren't.
>>540622040That Goose was Iranian
>>540622040Gun free zones are easy pickings, even for geese.
>>540622040Goose defense is pretty easy.You big dawg alpha them so if they attack stand there and don't run away. If you walk near a cobra chicken and it starts hissing just keep walking because you're the alpha and they don't do anything.Geese for having a tiny bird brain are somewhat intelligent they will roam busy city sidewalks like in downtown here there's some goose just waiting for the light to change and then crosses giving you that goose head shaking thing like 'call the police, I don't give a shit'
>>540627291I forgot if you lay on a beach here in the summer a goose will likely come stand on you and declare victory where they hold their head straight up and do weird head bobbing but they won't bite you, guard your eyes though. Then they waddle away like they are the king now. Srsly wtf
>>540622040Millennium of humiliation going strong
>>540622449He was bombing geese?
Who would win:Virgin milicucksChad gooesanator
The goose: Who said that? Who the fuck said that?
>>540624615>>540624956
>>540622040America vs Canada webmThe clearly more powerful Americans yield in terror to the threat of violence
>>540624369jesus christ
>>540622449His goose is cooked :)
Holy crap! I thought the US military had more members than this?
>>540622040How will their reputation ever recover?
>>540628897Jesus Christ...
>>540622040>caught on Flock camera
>>540628897Just boys being boys.
>>540628897Literally every military person i know jokes like this, including friends in Norwegian military, idk about denmarkRussia goes a bit beyond jokes tho
>>540622040>>540628897I'm hella dodging the draft if THESE are the dregs I'm going to get yelled at by in boot camp
>>540629064Hazing ritual, haha those lads are a wacky bunch.
>>540623815>>540623965>>540624083>>540627291The response looks goofy because if he stopped to actually shoo it away he'd get in trouble for "breaking formation" - it looks like he's an officer leading a single file of a unit so he has to be at the lead and everyone else needs to stay in order of rankOne of many reasons the military is very gay, very homosexual.
>>540629064>Literally every military person i know jokes like thisI'm not even sure how to react to this information
>Service member doesn't want to harm an animal >/pol/: look at these losers they aren't attacking a goose to prove how macho they are
That poor dude, first one... he'll never live this down in the locker room! Meanwhile, he was facing a highly skilled and capable warrior and did quite well given the circumstances. lol
>>540627291They never attack me.One at work chased everyone but mez eventually I brought it water and crackers and to his lady friend nesting.He would chase people down, it made me giggle z them running.
>>540627291>White man story Flag doesn't check out
>>540629064>yea we fuck each other in the butt on base oorah>at least it's better than those gay Russians who have to rape each otherFag anon... this doesn't make russia look bad
>>540622040
>>540624956The australian bird one never made any sense>enemy retreats>uhm you lostWhat?
>>540622449The fucking retard panicked and dropped External Stores.He should never fly again.
>>540622449What’s happening here?
>>540629064Just slavs being slavs
>>540629819Homo erotic jokes with the bros isn't gay sex franon
>>540630202No, faggotHe knew the plane would not be able to return so they were dropped in a safe area away from civiliansYou are such a massive faggot
>>540622040Foot goose, foot goose, I am gonna get foot Goose.https://youtu.be/ltrMfT4Qz5Y?si=WQ43wDlPdYZzRFIs
You don't have to do anything. You're wearing full military armorGodammit
>>540630985>No, faggotYou're a fucking moron.Single engine operations are not immediate grounds for Jettison.The FOD and Jettison of Stores occurred within 7 seconds.That's not enough time to ascertain the aircraft's airworthiness.faggot.
>>540622040that goose is s a tranny
>>540622040because if you do anything to the goose its a charge. its the same shit here in Canada.
>>540622040It's funny to laugh at them, but I have no doubt the pozzed superiors would punish them for standing up to, let alone injuring, the goose.
>>540627591>they hold their head straight up and do weird head bobbingThats goose for hello. Do it back and they'll treat you like a bro. My wife has those walking garbage bags so tame they'll bring their goslings around to visit. They should have been our official national bird. They embody the Canadian spirit of "I'm talking shit and nobody can stop me"
>>540630202Dropped tanks where nobody was located (end of runway) because in another 10 seconds he'd be over civilan housing.That did 2 things-Got rid of excess fuel that would be catastrophic in a crash and provided more lift by dumping weight after engine #2 failure, providing more time in-air to regain control or pilot the craft to a "safe" crash point.His response time and timing was exceptional.After watching the video multiple times while sitting on your couch you still can"t comprehend the scale, timwframe or nuances of what happened.If you had been in his place you would have been a puddle of burning biomass in the wreckage and the last thought that would have gone through your head would have been "was that a bird?" while he had already seen the failure, altered his payload to minimize casualties, adjusted course and planned his escape.
>>540631241Youre wrong because this wasnt "in-flight"This was during take-off.He was not at cruising altitude or cruising speed. There are different guidelines and regulations.
>>540624959>so what? Shitskin behavior
>>540631927>>5406322627 seconds is not enough time to ascertain airworthiness.I agree with you that this may have been the SOP for this unit.Not enough details, so I'll withhold my judgement.
>>540629160What part of his training told him to turn around and shadow box the goose after it fucked him up? Just admit the dudes a faggot. I wouldn't even acknowledge the fucker. Let it bounce off you. It's a fucking goose, you queers.
>>540624373What the fuck could a goose do even if you were wearing shorts and a tank top? It's a fucking goose.
>>540625331Canadian geese should be the exception. They are fucking vermin and need culled badly. They're fucking everywhere and shit up everything. Millions must die.
>>540630812Deep throating a dildo isn't homo erotic jokes with the bros, bro
>>540632787You wouldn't stand a chance.
>>540630235The pilot dropped external fuel tanks after hitting a Canada goose after takeoff, which could seriously damage the aircraft.
>>540630235A jet was videoed flying over an excerpt from my mixtape.
>>540632719They can break bones.
>>540633492Maybe when you're a jeet.
>>540622040Because if you hit that bird your NCO and CO are going to be up your ass about hurting protected birds or some shit. Plus they are just all laughing and walking around it. You can see the smile on their faces. To much humiliation ritual shit and dickwaving in the military. Learning and technical skills are side lined for fuck fuck games and it's a club for gay men with insecurity issues. It's calcfied itself with shit it's been doing since the 60s.
>>540630235He probably went to turn on the wiper and dropped the extra fuel pods instead. That black smoke is fuel burning.
>>540636198>that smoke arising from the conflagration is something burningSherlock Holmes, here, everyone.
>>540622040not so easy to defeat birds, is it
>>540629160> citation for breaking formationWhy is the army so fucking gay
