Does Australia have evangelical christianity?
I hope notI hope that it has the good, old fashioned, racist Christianity
>>540635233>>540635291chat stfu this is real tawlk okay but its just basically a masonic playground real tawlkthreetrampsbootystamp thanks for the gifted subs
>>540635233Yes those dumb fuck retards came up to me at uni all the time
I don't think so. I don't even know what the word evangelical means. I'm guessing it's those McChurches that aren't officially linked to the catholic or anglican church? If so I've never seen or heard of one here. All our churches are filled with foreigners now anyway, like my local catholic church is all vietnamese for some reason.
>>540635233American evangelicalism is heretical cancer. If your theology involves "free will" you have bad theology.>t.LCMS Lutheran
>>540635233Oli is a fucking boss.
>>540635233Unfortunately yes, they sent missionaries out here and got the cancer to take root. It's relatively small though, the country is largely non-religious, not even atheist, just non-religious
>>540635426>my local catholic church is all vietnameseAre they south Vietnamese?
>>540635508Do they get drug addicts and alcoholics to be "born again" christians? Its real common here.
>>540635233>>540635426hillsong. look it upand its no different to any other stupid cult as hillsong was found to be full of pedos and conmen
>>540635233The fucking fools of All Christian denominations... Evangelical Christians are as dumb as a bag of hammers... to be fair they're just really gullible and their pastors are fucking shekel collectors who always take a bag of shekels.. I've known and worked with several Evangelical Christians and they're fucking funny they're just so fucking funny... LMFAO
>>540635592>their pastors are fucking shekel collectorsI know one. He had a church for a few years. I didn't work out. Now he trains dogs. I wonder if it takes the same skills.
>>540635233We have Hillsong. Those fags are corrupt.
>>540635569Our worst prime minister ever was one of them.
I see uniting churches everywhere and they're pretty cucked. It's all climate and the gays and the browns with them
>>540635426Basically take baptist churches and combine it with "making a personal choice for Jesus". We Lutherans call it "Decision theology". The idea that to be saved, you, in your free will, must decide to become a Christian. Usually involves reciting the so-called "sinners prayer" where you "invite Jesus into your heart". None of that is biblical. Because it's not biblical, they then fall further away from scripture and you end up with Zionism/dispensationalism/hyper-grace/prosperity gospel and a focus on your "personal relationship with Jesus". It all becomes feelings-oriented, and faith in your faith.American Evangelism has crept into everything too including Catholicism. It's a modern invention and mostly came about because as America was rapidly expanding in the 1800s, the infrastructure for high churches did not exist, so the culture of rugged individualism lead to a new take on Christianity where it's all about your personal decision for Christ. Meanwhile the Bible states that God chose you, and that your faith itself is a gift from God, and that your individual will is the object of conversion, not the force driving it.
>>540635842Yup looks like it.
KILL ALL CHRISTKEKS
>>540635233We have small numbers of kinds of weirdo's, not 100 million of the fuckheads like the USA though.
>>540635233Yes our former (allegedly conservative) prime minister Scott Morrison is one. He is the guy who signed us up to Net Zero and got conned by Modi into a free trade agreement that opened the floodgates to infinite Jeet immigration. He now spends his time literally curryposting on Facebook. Embarrassing clown.
>>540635233yes we have retards too
>>540636197He didn't get conned its the plan. You need the Indians to fight the commies. You could not have voted yourself out of that one.
>>540636287Morrison is responsible for increasing our migration rate from 200k to 600k per year. He was our Boris Johnson, an actual retard
>>540636311Think tanks make policy not voters.
>>540635688Kek
>>540635995OY VEY
>>540636411He was an assistant pastor at a bigger church but if they sense you are trying to poach their flock they will kick you out. That is what happened to him.
>>540636311He also completely cucked out to the Labor state premiers during Covid and ceded power to them by creating the ‘National Cabinet’. This allowed commies like Dan Andrews to seize control via centralised committee and implement their redistribution of wealth and crackdown on the proles.
>>540635233Yes, schizo israel loving spastics all over the place here unfortunately.
>>540635857Interesting explanation. It would also explain why under the individual will some seem to be very materialistic without retrospective since there no rules to be force.
>>540635233150k people went to see billy graham when he was at the mcg in the 50s
>>540635857>mostly came about because as America was rapidly expanding in the 1800s, the infrastructure for high churches did not existbullshit. its because america started with assachusetts puritans barely constrained by the first amendment from imposing puritanism on others so they got around it by becoming holier than the Bible and Jesus (transcendentalism and unitarianism) before becoming holier than God (secular humanism, shared with sadducees). the problem with the territories was that normal and papist and puritan settlers would be in the same schools and papists and puritans would demand that religion be an individual private affair, this ended at the supreme court with the declaration that its illegal for a Christian to be a teacher. so religion became an individual moral code thing and half the pastors cant even say abortion is bad mmkay
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>>540635233It's like asking if we have KFC
>>540635426>don't even know what the word evangelical meansIt's basically an American cult that worship jews as their lords and masters.
>>540637339I don't know. Does it have a silly name like your McDonalds.
evangelicals are retards, prove me wrong
>>540637419We call it Nyoongah’s
>>540637069This shit pisses me off every time I see it.I can't imagine attending this and not feeling sick to your stomach.
>>540637419you can't be as abrasive as you are in the USA.In Australia if you tried to do a mass talking in tongues or tried to tell someone jesus told you they were going to make it then you would rightfully get told to shut the fuck uphttps://youtu.be/wP4w6hF50XM?si=VcXeiVVeBFHICQ7K&t=258
>>540637528Your snakes are too poisonous. Want some of ours?
>>540637588Holy fuck I want to stomp their heads in so badly
>>540635857There is nothing wrong with Calvinism. Your faith and relationships with God is a personal matter and is up to you alone. Problem with American McChurch is they behave literally opposite of Reformist doctrine despite being born from it. If you compare with Dutch church and American Church is like night and day. American Church is ironically, more organized and more closer to a corporation. Since the Church become a corporation, they ended up doing dumb shit just to sell you their "faith".
>>540635688My brother is one. He's friends with a few of the remaining pastors and former pastors on staff at the church he used to work at. About half of them are huge fucking cocksuckers. I have no religious affiliation, but evangelicals need to be sent to work camps and receive the martyrdom they desperately crave. I never thought I'd see an institution I'd hate more in Christianity than the Vatican or the many modern cults that have been built in the last 200 years, but I know this one the most. It's putrid from top to bottom. A huge number of them sweep sexual abuse under the rug too.And checked. Heil Hitler, btw.
>>540637069Isn't that a scene from The Boys
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>>540635488All good
>>540635233Happy clappers? Yeah they're about
>>540637746Don't let a bad experience separate you from the Christian community. No one is perfect. Not even God expects us to be perfect.
>>540635233My australian BIL is a Q-adjacent evangelical Christian zionist who would send me videos about prophecies involving trumpSo yes I know one personally and he attends a church full of similar people
>>540638064It's Orthodoxy or private study at this point. Otherwise, I'm a Gnostic. The world is so shit it's hard to believe God would let us be subjugated by kikes unless you're a pure deist.I'd put it the way my father used to: I don't see God or Christ in Christians. I see it in nature. The problem is that nature is rapidly decaying.
>>540636546Completely balkanised this shitNone survived but this shit remains and Premiers are mad with power, just look at NSW and SAVIC is so fucked it should be annexed
>>540635426>I don't even know what the word evangelical meansPerformative Christianity. Think circus
>>540635766They are 7th day adventists I think
>>540635426Biggest goylems
>>540635233Half of Australian Christians are Catholics, a quarter Anglican, half the remaining quarter Orthodox and Uniting Church (Methodists and Presbyterian merger), then miscellaneous.
>>540637791Its a Texas mega church.
>>540635233Yep and like clockwork, they got done for pedophile shit.
>>540640379I used to live next door to some original hillsuckers. they were batshit nutters.>didnt eat or drink anything red because satan colour>didnt wear or own anything red reason as above>but ate tomatoes because muh exception to rulztheir retarded mental gymnastics was jew tier looney
>>540635233Yes. That one Australian guy with no arms and legs came out in support of Netanyahu
>>540635233>Does Australia have evangelical christianity?Haven't you heard of the Hillsong church? It started in Sydney and has now spread around the world. There are Assemblies of God, Baptist and 4 Square Pentecostal churches here. Our previous Prime Minister, Scot Morrison was an evangelical Christian. >>540638925Hillsong is a charismatic evangelical Christian church it has nothing to do with the Seventh Day Adventists. By the way the SDAs are also pretty big here, they own a giant health food/breakfast cereal company here. >>540640228>Half of Australian Christians are Catholics, a quarter AnglicanNo. 36% of Australian Christians are Roman Catholic and 33% are Anglican. Uniting church make up 10%, Presbyterians are about 5% and Orthodox are about 4%. Lutheran, Baptist, Seven Day Adventist, Mormons, Pentecostals, Salvation Army etc. make up the remaining 12%.>>540640756>>didnt eat or drink anything red because satan colourYou're full of shit. I've been to Hillsong a few times and I've known many people from there. Yes they are full of nutcases but they have no theology that prevents them from eating or wearing red coloured things. You're just making shit up.
the only pseudo evangelicals i know are all schizo doomsday apocalyptical CONVERT IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL BURN FOREVER super pushy asshats
>>540641260>Haven't you heard of the Hillsong church?Never have. I can't think of any examples of contact between US and Australian churches. I shouldn't be surprised though.
>>540641260>No. 36% of Australian Christians are Roman Catholic and 33% are Anglican.What year statistics are you going off Anglicans haven't had that share in 50 years.In the last 40 years Catholics have dropped from 26% of all Australians to 20%. In the same period Anglicans dropped from 24% to less than 10%
>>540641711They wrote like all the contemporary Christian music all denominations trying to reach da kids sing
TP USA is basically a mega church.
>>540641260>I've been to Hillsong a few times and take high offence.Opinion discarded. It was 100% true story for this family household
>>540635857This is just me playing vidya and doing a stupid ritual for RNGesus because it's funny. 50/50 works half the time. Helps that I compromise most of the time where a 2 out 4 mod outcome is actually an upgrade keklol, then you RNGesus it through the recomb or allflame it, again. And again.
>>540635457>Lutheran>double pre-destination>>540638306
>>540635233>evangelical christianityNo such thing, Strull.Evangelicals are not Christian.
