Here we go again!Fifth major heatwave of this summer 2026!First countries to experience precooking (waiting for tomorrow and friday's real steam baking) are the following:Spain (41-42°C) variable humidity with possible surprisesFrance (40-41°C) worse situation due to high humidityItaly (40-41°C) also high humidity in the NorthAlbania (39-40°C) if we can consider it EuropeUK (34-35°C) before tomorrow's cookening at 38-39°CAll maps with both predictive models and live data from local stations are as usual available at meteociel.fr!MORE RESOURCES:Wildfire map:firemap.liveFire satellite images (better visible in the evening):https://www.meteociel.fr/observations-meteo/satellite.php?mode=fire-mtgElectricity map:https://app.electricitymaps.com/map/zone/BG/72h/hourlyNEWS:QRD on Danube river situation and Eastern Europe:https://www.dw.com/en/drought-europe-electricity-supplies-danube/a-78269916About 400 retarded migrants drowned during the heatwaves this summer (official data is stuck at 274 deaths the 15th july but you can see more local news articles raising the number way beyond 350).https://www.santepubliquefrance.fr/traumatismes/noyade/bulletin-national/surveillance-des-noyades-durant-lete-2026-bulletin-du-24-juillet-2025https://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2026/07/24/en-france-274-personnes-sont-mortes-par-noyade-entre-le-1-mai-et-le-15-juillet-dont-quatre-sur-cinq-pendant-les-periodes-de-canicule_6731482_3224.html
RAW TEMPERATURES FRANCE:As you can see some places are already above 38°C, and it's only 13h local time!
MORE NEWS:Blackouts are possible in Hungary, Serbia, Romania, Bulgaria due to the shutdown of Hungary's only nuclear power plant due to low Danube water level. Without power, no AC:https://dailynewshungary.com/magyar-energy-crises-paks-shutdown/https://balkangreenenergynews.com/historic-danube-water-lows-signal-blackout-risks-in-tandem-with-fuel-crisis/The Romanian government tried to blow up a rock with explosives to deviate the Danube toward the Cernavoda nuclear plant, with dubious results.https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/aug/03/europe-heatwave-wildfires-migration-ceuta-spain-latest-news-updatesCarmakers Dacia and Ford have temporarily suspended their production in Romania until 19 August due to blackouts:https://archive.is/20260804054257/https://www.autonews.com/manufacturing/automakers/ane-ford-dacia-production-halt-romania-0803/Bulgaria, Ukraine and Greece are now providing most of electricity to Romania and Hungary to prevent grid collapse and blackouts!It seems Bulgaria has a lot of battery storage capacity!https://eualive.net/battery-champion-bulgaria-helps-neighbours-maintain-electricity-supplies/https://united24media.com/world/ukraine-delivers-electricity-to-romania-to-cover-deficit-after-cernavoda-npp-unit-shutdown-21298Hyde Park in London (not exactly the heatwave epicenter), looked like this at the beginning of the month (see picture):
>>540647417gott strafe frankreich
SW FRANCE HUMIDEX MAP:Let's see if some Humidex red zones (>45°C equivalent) will appear!Reminder Humidex combines temperature and humidity in a realistic way to give perceived temperature (it's not really that subjective)!How many retarded migrants do you think will drown?Darwin's ghost is watching and placing his bets!
>>540647417France getting cooked
>>540647458 >>540647524that sucks, hope you'll find mitigation measures euros
>>540648080That's why I always say in every single thread, to buy at least a portable AC unit for your survival and push for more nuclear and hydro power politically where you can!Solar and wind are trash, only more nuclear and hydro (and partially biomass) can prevent civilizational collapse!
FRANCE UNZOOMED HUMIDEX:The red zone in Lombardy is there almost every day lol, I almost forget about it sometimes.
Extremely high chances of a red zone appearing in the next 60 minutes in the broader Bordeaux-Toulouse region!
>>540648167solar/wind are really quite useful. but maybe you need to know how much of these you can/will use given your storage?solar even is cheap power that somewhat coincides with AC and some other usage and can be installed on various houses with failover if the grid goes down to provide emergency power, which is quite great because a grid that will never need to be maintained or can't fail *also* won't exist any time soon.well yea you probably will have greater amounts of nuclear/hydro/other power. and you want AC.
>>540647417my balls are sweating lad
>>540648495Show skin color. I doubt you are white
>>540648495Try linen shorts (possibly made in Europe), they let air circulate quite well.
>>540648474Solar panels and wind turbine parts are manufactured in China by burning tons of coal.Total greenwashing.
The funniest thing to do in those jeet seething threads is to click on id in op and see it being over 50% of the posts in the whole threadEvery. Single. Time. lel rope
NEWS:2027 is projected to become the hottest year globally in millennia, possibly in the last 120k years (only the last interglacial maximum beats it):https://grokipedia.com/page/last_interglacialhttps://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/may/29/hottest-year-earth-ever-recorded-coming-soon-un-climate-report-warns/https://archive.is/20260511031043/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/opinion/el-nino-climate.html
>>540648922If you folks posted more I shouldn't have so bump it so much.Also it's normal at the beginning since I'm posting more info etc.
>>540648584the entire energy required to make a solar panel from mining to delivery is like 1-2y of solar panel operation in europe. and you can actually recycle almost all of it.likewise of course making wind turbine blades is at a completely different scale from the energy the wind then provides over 20y or whatever of operation. but these WERE very non-recycleable for a while and i think the 85-90% recycleable blades still aren't deployed so... its not as great a setup yet, sure.
>>540647417>how it started: little wyboi summer>how it's going: OMG!!!! PLEASE BIG DADDY GIBSMEDAT, PLEASE TAX EVERYONE SO I CAN GET FREE AIRCON!!!!>big daddy gibsmedat: here's some cheap chinese aircon>little wybois: NOOOOOOOO!!! NOT THAT ONE!!! I NEED MADE IN EUROACHLAND AIRCON!!!!! pathetic, whites wouldn't exist without gibsmedat
>>540648584>every new technology was built wiht previous technology>euroachland: let's stick with row boats and sail boatsinto the extinction bin you retards go
>>540649094>>540649160Silence chang, we'll see who laughs when your oil and coal end too in a couple decades.
>>540648584Solar and wind are fine at small scale, for autonomy, not too pricey lately. Basically keeping things maintainable with a farmer's workshop. Who cares about the greenwashing.
Cool. I get time off for free when it's too hot. Nice to sit at home with the AC on.
Basically half of France is in the dark orange (40-45°C equivalent zone).Convection is slowing it down a bit but we should see some red zones pop out soon.
>>540649263>who caresAnyone who can observe the muttification of his environmentDon't you notice that all flying polysenators are dead? There isn't even birds anymore.Do you realise that we are going to know mass starvation very soon?
>even africa is colder Will europeans start to use ACs now?
11 monthly records for august beaten already, let's see if some absolute records fall too!
The situation is starting to heat up in the Paris region too:
>>540650818Bees and pollinators dying are a major problem.You can help them by leaving some water near flowering plants so they drink.
This is a useful reminder about bees and heatwaves:
>>540647417>after a short reprieve, I am back to spread fake and gay values for the temperature, alongside fake and gay reasons its taking placewelcome back, retardnow that the jet stream has wobbled a hot patch in your direction again, we are treated to you gleefully reporting people's discomfort and deaths with a smile and hopes that some day you might akshually be able to prove the co2 conjecture, not knowing it is scientific fraud because you only read what you're told and no other materials that shed light on the lies and fabrications that the conjecture relies upon
>>540648997this is because nobody gives a shit about this thread except the tard or two that believes the retard co2 conjecture, and a couple based anons like me telling you that you believe in bullshit and co2 has a cunt hair above fuckall to do with the problem
>>540649206its also amusing how climatetards believe the oil companies about how much they have sitting there, and its origin
Did you know that male bees (drones) can coom to death above 42°C temperature?NOW YOU KNOW
>>540651817My garden is in standby since this HAARP thing.First days I saw pollinators dead in front of my vegetables because of the heat. Now the soil is cahotic, the only flying insects are tiger mosquitoes, flies and night butterflies doing damage to crops.I always kept in mind that jews created many artificial famines in the past, why would they change?
>>540652401I don't know if it's some HAARP shit but jews must eventually be punished regardless for all their evil.FUCK TIGER MOSQUITOES
>>540652824Idk too tbf but one thing is sure this have nothing natural. No one saw something like this their lifetime even old people and the lack of thunderstorm and rains make it even more obvious.
Fuck tiger mosquitoes, they are more or less everywhere in continental Europe now.
>>540653071CO2 has never been so high in the past 120k years... we will see some crazy shit even without HAARP intervention.
>>540653321its amazing that people can believe in both haarp and the co2tardisms at the same time
>Summer? In the Northern Hemisphere?!?Fucking niggers.>>540652824No, it's far more stupid than that. The burning of Russian oil, and the subsequent Russian burning of Canadian and US forests (yeah, it's them), is causing rain west of Europe, and leaving you with dry air. Dry air has fewer clouds, fewer clouds = less global albedo = higher temps AND areas with constant particulate matter and clouds = lower temps. mixed = weird storms.
>>540653989>muh russiansnot totally wrong but STFU kike shill.
>>540651529look at yellow Lebanon, it's 29 degrees here I can't imagine what 40 is like
>>540653321The carbon bullshit have no relation to that. Remember that Iran bombed weather manipulation system, this isn't a conspiracy. Weather manipulation, geo engineering is the cause for me.
Updated raw temps for France, we're entering red territory with some 40°C already visible!
>>540647417It's God punishing Europe for embracing Zionism and importing millions of shitskins for their ZOG masters
No red zones yet.All that energy must have went into making the dark orange area bigger then.
>>540654375Why is it so hot in FR specifically? Could it be because of the nuclear reactors?What do you think?
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER HEATWAVEDON'T FORGET ABOUT MARINE CLOUD BRIGHTENING, PIC RELATED, IT COULD SUPPOSEDLY MASK THE SYMPTOMS OF WARMING IF DONE AT SCALE>>540652330SCORCHING HOT TAKE: GOOD, MORE HEAT NEEDED. PIECE OF CAKE FOR HUMANS TO INSTALL AC FOR HONEYBEES AND MOST OTHER BEES LIVE UNDERGROUND ANYWAYHUMANITY'S BEEN SOFT FOR TOO LONG;LET THE WET BULB EVENTS SORT THE GENE POOL.MILLIONS COOKING? NATURAL SELECTION SPEEDRUN. MORE HEAT, LESS WHINING
>>540654497Nah, I think it's mostly about being closer to Africa (duh!) particularly with these omega blocks now forming and sucking in heat directly from the Sahara.
>>540654539>MARINE CLOUD BRIGHTENINGThat's one deep rabbit hole if someone wants to dig.
NEWS:Rich kikes are preparing for the apocalypse in Argentina buying up land from locals (sometimes after burning it) and building bunkers:https://archive.is/20260811052419/https://www.ft.com/content/0e9c3c2e-1d67-4b70-981b-73bcdf409a6c
>>540654539>HUMANITY'S BEEN SOFT FOR TOO LONG;>LET THE WET BULB EVENTS SORT THE GENE POOL.>MILLIONS COOKING?>NATURAL SELECTION SPEEDRUN.Ill just evolve to be a dolphin. Its cool in the sea.
>>540653989>Russian burning of Canadian and US forestskys shareblue nigger
>>540654594reminder that a wobbly jet stream means more mixing between latitude regionswhy do retards leave out the most simple obvious shit
Is it normal for Europe to have four back to back major heatwaves in a row?I remember thinking 'oh, Berlin is in the 60s today, must not be so bad' a week ago and now everyone is back to 90+
>>540655702>Is it normal for Europe to have four back to back major heatwaves in a row?No. Even a single heatwave passing 40°C per summer was a rare event 20 years ago.
>>540655810Except maybe in Spain and S Italy. They're used to 40-42°C there but the air is almost always drier.
>>540655702>Is it normal for Europe to have four back to back major heatwaves in a row?100%, when you understand that sometimes the jetstream has highly zonal flow and sometimes it has highly meridional flowfollow the blobs aroundits no different then when we get batshit cold here and then it travels over to siberia, then it travels back here
>>540647417Yeah it's 22C here right now I think I'm gonna die due to brutal heat.
A red zone just appeared south of Bordeaux.IT'S HAPPENING
>>540655810>20 yearsthis is the problem with zoomers who only remember the last 15 or so years
>>540647417>35-38ITSFUCKING SUMMER
>>540651529I haven't had to use my unit this entire summer and it's unlikely to get even hotter still, that said I'm relatively lucky geographically, but I prefer a few hot nights to breathing the dry AC air, it's literally nothing if you're not in terrible shape, though obviously nasty for older people of course
>>540656593yeah these humidex values look pretty comfy
>>540647417>40% humidity>40cyou could have called it Frog Parboiling.missed opportunity anon.
>>540655702>Is Summer A Thing?!
I'm late to the planning, is there a US car lineup tent? Something to show off next year's models?
lol, wrong thead
I’m hoping that a bunch of euros die this round.
>>540656856It's actually comfy af right now, I do keep my windows closed during the hottest hours of the day but open the upstairs ones as soon as it goes below ~24C again and thankfully it now cool down at night again unlike the heatwave a month ago, it hasn't gone above 22C downstairs all summer even during ~30C daysand for some reason probably indeed the humidity even then it's still pretty comfy outside especially going for a bike ride or beach/swim
I have my central house AC going and a 2nd standalone window unit for the upstairs. I am so camfy rn. It's only going to be 25C today too which isn't hot at all. We were mid 30s for a solid week and a half earlier this year.I genuinely feel sorry for the yuropoors without AC. Shit sucks. Stay cool my underdeveloped frens.
>>540654281Based and HAARPpilled, no significant rain in 3 months, no thunderstorms, all of this is very fishy, this is nothing like the 2003 heatwave
>>540657909jew
Red zone now visible also on the big France map:
ZOOMAt least 200k people are in the red zone right now:
Raw temps are starting to go down in some places... but the energy and the evaporated water are still there!
>humidex 36 in the UKUK bros is it hot outside?
19 monthly records for august beaten today... tomorrow we will probably see some absolute ones too.
>>540659614Yes it's fucking hot. If only I had air conditioning like what pigs have in China.
>>540647417All those blacks absorb heat and make everything hotter. I studied weatherology. I know what i'm talking about.
>>540647417>roughly +20 for anyone living near the baltic seaIf only you knew how comfy things are
>>540659993do you also have regulatory issues on the island? or is it just personal expenses that don't permit the 1-2k or whatever eur or so these cost (which is more than the cheapest in china i guess but not exactly exclusive to the very rich either).
>95 degreescome on now
>>540647417I’m used to the heat now and it will only last till weekend so it’s whatever
>>540660469There's at least three more heatwaves to go anonTemps will start coming down in Octobre
It's fucking unbearable at the coast today. I did the shit I had to do, darkened my bedroom, cranked the AC up to 20 degrees and I'm waiting for the nuclear radiation to pass so I can go for a walk. I haven't left the room in four hours, fuck this shit.
GUESS THE LOCATIONHINT: IT'S IN EUROPE
French red zone still more or less covering the same surface as before.
>>540661018Yeah you're basically in a dark orange area.Imagine what must it feel like in a red zone many gefühlt degrees above 45.
>>540662189>many gefühlt degrees above 45.is that real temp, or fake and gay embellishment
No absolute raw temp records beaten today, meh but I already knew it, I saw some red zones so it's not a total nothingburger.Tomorrow it will be hotter and maybe some big records will fall.
why are so many heat records being set in recent years? picrel
>>540662329it aint because of co2, anyone who understands physics and respects the scientific method will be able to tell you that much
>>540662280It must be the humidex or the heat index, the heat index is slightly more optimistic but we're more or less there.There's 40-60% RH in Montenegro right now, even 35°C can feel like 42°C dry.
>>540662450You're not one of these people, since you don't understand either, and keep shilling your schizophrenic babble despite having read several time how IR spectroscopy and calorimetry work. Idiot.
>>540662450I'd like to know more. Care to explain and provide some near term predictions? What do the next several years look like in terms of temp anomalies and why?
>>540647417Im in the north of england just chilling in 20 degrees max, enjoy
>>540662751Are there many shitskins there?Might consider moving there in 30-40 years as plan B lol.
>>540662533I'm both of those and you're a retard that's eaten the globohomo epstein co2ism feed without question>muh IRoh, if only retards could understand a log curve and what saturation meansif co2fags were right then yous wouldnt have had to have kept lying, falsifying data and methodology all these yearsbut you're not right, and climatetards keep having to invent new ways to try and convince the goy that their exhalations are going to turn the earth into fucking venus
>>540662874There is no such saturation as heat absorption and retention also depend on intermolecular interactions, that obviously increase with higher concentrations of CO2.Extremely poor bait.
>>540662874>>540663197Anyone who still has doubts should read this:
French red zone is getting smaller but it's still there:
>>540662562you can trace the current trajectory of the magnetic field back to the carrington eventthe magnetic field was waning 5% per century for most of the time since, but in the last 20 years its now declining at 5% per decadefraudulent scientists who measure TSI in a limited way like to point out that their space based measurements of TSI havent changed appreciablybut look at things like the increased amount of low latitude auroral activity and the fact that 40 years ago, SPF 25 was about as strong as you could find anywhere and most of the stuff came in 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, and you got 15 if you needed stronger than normal stuff..whereas now, 15 is min, 30 is usual, and we have 50 & 100.the sun quite simply feels hotter these dayszoomers of course wont remember being a kid in the 70s and 80s and we'd run around all day in the sun without a drop of sunblock and you only had to worry about getting burned if you were at the ocean...I remember my grandfather driving his tractor until his back was fuggin brown it was so tanzoomers will never know how comfy the sun used to bemillenials wont, eventhese days, stay out in full sun for a couple hours and you're burnedthe only "climate change" we really need to worry about is solar flares and cosmic impactsthat's itco2isms have 30+ years of failed predictions and getting caught in lieswhy anyone believes wholly unproven shit is beyond meexcept insofar as retards seem to be more suggestible and more easily tricked by propagandaAs for Predictions, I'm not Nostradamus and it entirely depends on whether or not the earth has the capacity to absorb solar impacts, which directly ties into the magnetic field strengthif it recovers in a reasonable timeframe, we may get out of this period relatively scot freeon the flip side, if the Micronova is gonna happen, our shit's gonna be fried hereworst case, Ben Davidson is correct and we get a pole shift from the micronovaGerman micronova anon, is 99% likely to be right out
>>540663423>Objects warmed by the sun re-emitthis only counts for macro sized objects, retardwhen you're discussing molecular motions, there is only net flowyou'd understand this if you had any training in physics, or respect for the scientific methodas usual, your position relies on crafty lies and the sheer ignorance of the reader in order to be accepted
>>540663197>that obviously increase with higher concentrations of CO2.regardless of what you believe, there is indeed a saturation curve for the IR absorption capacity of co2, and once you get to about 400 ppm, you're far enough towards the asymptote that each additional ppm's contribution becomes less and less relevantyour problem is that you arent intelligent enough to understand that these model assumptions are political inputs and have nothing to do with science, which is why we have been treated to 30, 40 years of shit tier predictions from themnewer models arent better, and pointing back to a model made over 20 years ago and saying see it predicted today's temp is an accidental data point from garbageits little different than the PCR tests ran during Corona where they knew for a fact they were running the tests well past the threshold of replication competency, but they went with it anyway and told you those results were solidco2isms are literal epstein tier fakery and only tards believe this bullshitits amazing that in 2026 we're still talking about this fake and gay bullshitthe co2 catastrophe conjecture will be laughed out of the halls of science in your lifetime, mark my words it cant go on forever
>>540663592this is interesting stuff anonwhich governmental monitoring office do you work at?
>>540664092He's probably a shill for some oil corporation, he's not smart enough to be a three letter glowie.
>>540662329>why are so many heat records being set in recent years? picrel>recent yearsyou gave the answer yourself, here data from one of our oldest stations. the further you go back the warmer it gets, to bad the mercury thermometer only was invented in 1714.Only in 2013 we reach the same mean heat days (aka days above 30°C) compared to 1856.The only difference why the "mean temprature" was lower was because there were a lot more frost days.Another thing is, mercury thermometers have build in smoothing of 3-5 minutes, they can't measure tempratures that are only achived for a few seconds, like how all "records" are mesured.E.g. our new "all time for ever" record (41°C), was measured in the 10 minute intervall avaraging out to 40,2°C, while the avarages before had 40,8°C and 40,6°C.
>>540663893You obviously know that the saturation only takes into account one molecule, and not the collisions and energy exchanges between excited CO2 and all the other stuff in the atmosphere (N2, O2, water, etc.)
This is tomorrow's predicted raw temperature situation in France.Hope your ACs are ready!
>>540663592>>540663688>>540663893EXCELLENT, GOT ANY MORE BEDTIME STORIES FOR US?
>nothing burger generalKudos to you, but we are not at "hurricane season thread" levels
>>540665449go away, jew
>>540662189I'll have comfy 32 degrees night temperature, so that's something to look forward to. I used to avoid running the AC at night, but you simply can't sleep without it.
>>540665551AND THERE IT IS, THE COPE JUST WENT NUCLEARBACK TO THE WEATHER, I RAISE U THE CLOUDS OVER EUROPE AS OF JUST NOWWE GOT SOME THUNDER OVER THE ESPRESSOS
>>540666437FUCK I FORGOT THE DAMN CLOUDS, HERE THEY ARE
>>540662280"Real" temperature was 38, but that's not really relevant. "Gefühlt" is just what my Weather app calls it (it's from Accuweather, so it's RealFeel which is much more accurate than Heat Index).
>>540666149I tried sleeping at above 30°C a couple nights, woke up with a massive headache and never slept without AC at 22-23°C ever again.
>>540666437>>540666492kek, based ALL CAPS anon
>>540666625>never slept without AC at 22-23°C ever again.same same
Also friendly reminder that if you don't have AC and go to sleep with open windows at anything above the "yellow" level your sleep quality will be fucked up.
>>540666625My strategy is running it at 20 and using two cotton covers to cover myself. It seems dumb to cover yourself while you crank up the AC, but the room temperature is nice and the combo works.
Unrelated: australian and argentinianbros, how are you doing?Because I am fucking freezing down here.
>>540666793That individual jew and many other overtly alarmist kikes were wrong of course, but climate change driven by human activities is still happening.That's why I won't tell you "There will be a catastrophe in 3 years".We will just observe what happens together.
>>540667028I never witnessed a summer like this here in the coast of Montenegro. The first heat wave started in June and while others got a breather here and there, we had constant 32-36 from then on, sometimes more. Pretty much zero rain, high nightly temperatures so your body can't catch a break without AC, it's terrible. My bros back in Germany moan, bit they can get fucked, they had a couple of bad days followed by weeks of normal temperatures. Picrel is considered a long awaited cool down for me.
>>540648298>stops at the borderat least this proves that switzerland is an integral part of france
>>540667028>they lied to you, but I still believe them overall
>>540669008You truly have the IQ of a bacterium.
Well... I guess that's it for today... see you tomorrow for the first of the peak cookening days!There's still some time to buy at least a portable AC unit before tomorrow night!
>>540669712you trust liars
