Why do Indians keep dying in the most cartoonish ways possible?
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>>540647914That's AI tho
>>540647914why do you have such videos saved on your computer?
>>540647914only the cartoonish deaths get reposted and spammed. also there's like 2 billion indians so the rate for cartoonish deaths would be higher in comparison to other groups
Do electric jeets dream of electric trains?
>>540647938You wouldn't have the camera smoothly panning if it was real
If there were billions of mayos in a crowded infrastructure wypipo be exhibiting the quality and dignity of canned tuna too tbqh
>>540647914Weird innit?
Love watching those cockroachs suffer
>>540648050>there's like 2 billion indians so the rate for cartoonish deaths would be higherthat's not how it works
>>540647914There should be a Jurassic Park movie where three whole planes of jeets land on the island.
>>540648364There he is - the Electro JeetsyIn his caravan, it's the future manSee him shit right outsideA loo won't do, they are too old school!Here he is - the Electro JeetsyHe stands motionless while the train approachesTakes a selfie to boost Izzat'til his head gets smashed - well, that's alrightThere he goes - the Electro JeetsyEverywhere he goes he needs to grab a cablePower is not what he craves, my friendIt's just the means to his electro end
>>540648759nice.
>>540648554>pants fall off>jeets come out to redeem
>>540647914Right in the nards
>>540648006Because mauled Indians are hilarious.A better question is, "Why don't YOU?"
>>540648006Pajeet death video folder is terrabytes, we watch this on big screen with the family is wholesome family activity, better than disney. Kids love it>Haha look at that one dad the train cut him in halfWholesome family moments
>>540648511why was the cameraman filming
>>540650308Because it's a prank and Timmy are gullible as fuck.
>>540648889Must feed the juggernaut....
>>540647914Jeet AI spam.
>>540650330>oooh saar let me telling you of timmies saar.Holy shit you're brown.
>>540648050Behold... the power of advanced human capital.
>>540650439Stfu rankeesh, you are not white and your pranks suck.
>>540647914bit it right on the crotch, yea it's an it not him
>>540650244for me, it's kike folder, but I guess, to each his own...
>>540648511He was expecting that they all rape that women. #NewDeliLyfe
>>540651092poor horse
>>540651054It's okay to love more than one thing.
>>540648554I was expecting him to shit himself.
>>540650244Make a torrent or upload to megaupload
>>540648567Were they actually trying to stop the two massive ships from colliding instead of just trying to jump onto the bigger one? It's insane how the jeet mind thinks.
>>540651352This has to be fake
>>540648567This is my new favorite jeet death thing. Its like trains but better
Slide thread. But the good kind.>>540649797Love this one.
>>540647914>all Indians are naturally imbued with the Jackass spirit>there is no Indian Jackass showditto for mainlander chicoms.. though they're more about torturing others and especially smaller creatures who trust them and can't defend themselves
>>540651092Poor hoser
>>540651054>Why do Indians keepthey entertain us with their ridiculous ways to leave this earth!!!>bless the low IQs
>>540647914LOOney Poos
>>540652419Why did one of them spontaneously combust?
>>540648759Russians are worse than Jeets and I love watching Russians get blown into smithereens by Ukrainian drones
>>540656438keep your retardation in your containment threads
>>540647914
>>540655951pierced phone battery.
>>540647914I have no clue what that garbage translates to but the sad emoji makes me smile.
>>540647938>>540647947Should have been a tiger instead of a lion.C'mon guys get your shit together.
AI thread then
>>540662076>jeets are so ridiculous that it makes one believe these webms are AI
>>540661738The Gir National Park in India has a tiny native population of Asian lions.
>>540647914>whyit is a mystery>how do we increase this trend??VERY IMPORTANT
>>540652343That's very old, not fake, you can find it in archives pre-2017
>>540652188most Indians genuinely cannot understand absolute things such as the laws of physicsblame it on culture and religion and low IQ, but their brain really thinks they can bargain and talk and cajole their way out of absolute realityit's a very subjective way of existence. to an Indian, a rock isn't really a rock. It's just a rock that hasn't been harassed or begged or threatened into becoming something else
>>540664129see this is a perfect examplethe Indian cannot understand the concept of hard boundaries and absolute laws. there is no 175cm height limit in the Indian brain. there is a height limit and the Indian thinks that if he begs or threatens or cries enough, he can get that reduced - just for himit's a strange mix of toddler infantile brain mixed with a deep narcissism that causes Indians to think they can just bend reality as with most things, you can also blame Bollywood
>>540647914>lions in India
>>540652343I agree: lack of blood and extreme jewish vulgarity all point to it being part of the illusionist's magic act. But still funny to see a faggot kike reckt.
>>540665095>>540664925this probably explains their complete lack of self awareness with women
>>540648364>flame on
>>540665252I genuinely don't think I've met a single Indian who will self-describe himself as "average" or "below average" too many of them here also don't have any idea of looksmatching and you invariably find the tiniest, ugliest jeets getting into fights and killing themselves because they're in love with some 10/10 and genuinely believe they have a chance
>>540665446>I genuinely don't think I've met a single Indian who will self-describe himself as "average" or "below average"but 99% of them are "below average" on a global scale kek
>>540647914They do it for clicks, likes, and shares so that they can say "heh, yeah that was me" when they are a cockroach in their next life
>>540648567Not even the little brains to jump when it was still possible.It's as if they relied too much on the collective, on the herd around them.> If the others remain in the boat, so should I.This is what the lack of individuality can cost you.
>>540665446How will you prove your loyalty, Gunga Din?
>>540665446
>>540651092well at least they are replacing slums with commieblocks, something is something
>>540647914ai?otherwise BRUTAL
>>540648050you can't do math.it wouldn't be higher. it's just a higher number due to the sheer numbers of comparison which makes it average out or possibly even be less than average.
>>540665525global scale is pretty retarded when you're trying to get laid you dumbasseven the village scale is retarded. you only have to be the most attractive guy within her local context
>>540665869what in the FUCK was the thinking here?
>>540665931global scale is relevant when all jeets just spend their time going after white women
>>540665623the whities can fuck off and diebut that doesn't mean I'm going to enable the retarded behavior that's been normalized by bollywood brained Indians
>she now has shit in her mouth
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>>540648481all people wouldcept blaq folks. they don't break. they made of rubberrubber doesn't conduct electricity eitherBlak pipo super heroed
>>540665119there are lions in India you dumbfuckstill ai tho
>>540665979white women are genuinely unattractivemost age horribly and have terrible rough man skinI can see a white woman half naked and it does nothing for me
>>540665980You won't be able to stand out and still seen as a Jeet by others
>>540665980Your skin color is brown
>>540665119>american edukashon
>>540666324You're a Nokia fuck
Hello hello food delivery
>>540648364do jeets dream of electric jeets?Kinda sucks how in just 2 years AI has largely made it impossible to detect fakes if the scenario isn't crazy.
>>540648609> Why do pajeets always seem to have diarrhea and 3/4 of the entire country is infected with intestinal worms?Oh.
>>540652419>This is my new favorite jeet death thing.Came here to say that , used to think the Jeet vs Train was peek Jeet behaviour but Jeet and barges and boats are so a level above. Saw a Youtube video of them driving a pre fab bridge span on a barge, driver slams on the breaks the whole load shifts and topples over. kills dozens , sinks the barge.India is like the zoo's monkey exhibit if you allowed them vehicles and power tools
>>540665869DUCK and COVER
>>540652343Nope it's an old clip from before Ai.Yes, jews actually will sit on a stage and literally spin a hypnosis wheel to the crowd while doing jewish incantations.
>>540665446Is that really why I see a new video every day of some subhuman rape rat casually asking some beautiful white woman for sex, and they claim to have had sex with every woman they clearly solicited for a selfie?Truly a fascinating sub-species.
>>540655951the bugs needed to do something with their unused chinesium when they progressed far enough to use stable things
>>540664925>>540665095You speak like a human but you fly the poo flag. What brings you to such horrid lands, friend?
>>540666235white women are grim in 2026 but jeetas are significantly worse. it is not even a contest
>>540665869I love to watch jeets suffer
>>540665932Honourable death, basically
>>540667865Almost but it's still basically littering but with biohazard waste. They need to be vaporized ideally.
>>540647938An Indian?
>>540667962>They need to be vaporized ideally.I dont want to breathe it in. We'll do it a dedicated vessel so (you) can have privileged exclusivity in inhaling the vapoo.
>>540649797>Horton folds a poo
>>540664801>>540666927it's not fake, but it's a skit
>>540647914so do palirats>LET ME AT 'EM>ACK
>>540647914AI. Lions are extinct in India, except one natural reserve
>>540648759What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>540655951He didn't. Pajeets are 65% poop, poop contains water, and if it’s warmer than the surrounding air, some of that moisture evaporates in the form of methane gas. All pajeets when they die evaporate in a foul poop methane gas, its normal.
>When you're hungry as a mofo and all the deliscous cows are locked up cuz stanky trash everywhere.>Only pajeet fauna aroundHope the lion brushed his teeth after.Disgusting meal in all honesty. Yuk!
>>540664220tbf these two bugs are as ugly as indians
>>540669368But they do let their cows just wander the streets and eat trash?
>>540666248who gives a shit about others fuckfaceif I never see another human being for the rest of my life I'll be finebut I just don't want to see retarded behavior and my fellow Indians just seem to have way too much of it, especially after modi unleashed the caged pent up retardation
>>540667047plenty of others like meyou just have to understand that the bottom 50% of Indians have been genetically cut off and isolated because of the caste system. It's poor genes mixing with poor genes for centuries. an absolute genetic bottleneckmost of these videos and news stories you see are from this bottom half. there are like 800M-1B of these so its a lot of people being just inherently stupid
>>540665980eat shit and die ranjeesh
Why is it that I don't feel anything about jeets dying. I'm a very empathetic person, I feel bad for people, animals and even plants and even niggers, but jeets? I feel nothing ,in fact some of these are quite funny
>>540647914Pretty sure this is AI, but the problem is that any Indian or Chinese death video you see, regardless of how retarded, nonsensical, or unbelievable it is, is still entirely within the realm of possibilities.
>>540664220
>>540647914They aren't human.
>>>540666666Posting to check the gets.
>>540647914Lions don't live in India, tigers do. Tiger attack would have been way more kino
>>540648567>>540652419Who split the videos, theres a version thats way longer than these 2, where the red skidmark gets made
>>540650330Because jeets are sub-human. You are lower than me, below and beneath me, in every measurable way, dalit.
>>540648364they are not human, no.
You have to hand it to him, that is some good dedication still holding on to the train for a few seconds after having your testicles chomped by a fucking lion.
>>540665869-_-
>>540647938>>540647947>>540648006>>540648050Hello Saars!
saarrs i did not see the train
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>>540673670Holy shit
>>540650330>>540651054>>540666012>>540666391>>540666248
>>540673670He almost loses his head, though I think it's not even fully on.
>>540665869but why?the risk of a serious life changing injury is just crazy highwhen you do a high rish sport like base jumping you aperently have 1 in 50 chance of an injury, but thats still leaves you with 98% of getting away fine, but here? its 100% chance of being injured with high risk of maiming or death
>>540673670This is my favorite clip because its not just a pajeet being mauled by a train. It is also a boomer being punished for the weird boomer habit>Im first! I go first! I push everyone in queue to be first!
>>540666012she's so hot
