>>540651499there are no gaps in my resume, you stupid bitch
>>540651499Ive been gainfully employed since junior year in college and promoted 3 times in 5 years are you blind. Tell the hiring manager i am looking elsewhere. Have a great day Ramesh
>>540651499there are no gapsI make shit up to fill them
>>540651499Oh that? I kidnapped a cute hr woman and have been raping her in my basement for the past 4 years. She died though, sadly, and I decided to find a replacement
>>540651499It's called double spacing you stupid cunt.
>>540651499How do you explain that gap between your legs?
>>540651499What can i say i am a bad goy.>humiliation ritual number 5673456
>>540651499There's been no gap in my unemployment
Working is Humiliation for the KKK Klansmen who counterfeited a trillion new dollars last month.What do you think you're doing working for shabis nigger tickets? They lose their value at 15% per year and have been for the last 20 years straight.The USA and its currency are finished.
>>540651499"I'm a psychic magician, ma'am. I spent time in astral dimensions you couldn't comprehend."
i had a psychotic breaki'm better now
>>540651499resume?what are u, not just a slave but one desperately looking for approval too?also no, i would never hire an idiot coming to me with a fucking resumeu show your skills, manners + willingness to learn and that's it we either collaborate or not
>>540651675based
>>540651499I was busy fucking your mom.
I do bad things at bad times with bad people.
No one should be trying to find a 'normal' job to prop up this clown world society any longer. I am thinking of transitioning to thievery as my next line of work
>>540651827based
>>540651499I put years exp/how long I was at the company vs listing out a timeline of each year I was at each place. Saves time. Also saves these retarded ass questions from ever being asked.
>>540651499"I was doing model work as a male model" *smile while looking deep into her eyes*
>>540651499>How do you explain that gap in your resume?I'm a welder, gaps in my employment don't matter, whens the fucking welding test?
Well, I definitely don't tell people thst the fucking gays in the government gangstalk me because then they will think I'm nuts
>>540651499You should be lying like crazy on your resume. If you don’t have a job, then add in smaller business that are currently defunct. Give your certifications that you can easily doctor and add references that go to phone numbers that you, your friends or family can answer. This is the the Bharat way.
>>540651499>i was taking care of my sick parent/grandparent/uncle/niece/etc.works every time
>>540651711Kek>what is this reddit in your resume anon
>>540651943>I am thinking of transitioning to thievery as my next line of worksame, I can no longer contribute to this fake and gay society
>>540652013Tell them… there are no gaps once I weld them together. Pure rizz.
>>540651499Freelance programming.HR bitch doesnt understand computers, you could say anything."Learning the new Jiggaboo framework for web apps in Rust""Learning the Zig language automation toolchain Zigger"
>>540651499What even is a resume?
I WAS JUST WORSHIPPING THE LIZARD!!!! https://youtu.be/UDZ_ldUNRcY
>>540651499Greekcel 1pbtIDniggerfaggot kys
>>540651499Can't be a gap if it's blank.
>>540651499No love no interviews no explanations, simple as.
