>'Overwhelmed' probation officers warn of early prison release crime riskhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39e3y1y2zjo>Andy Burnham is 'dishing out a vindictive punishment beating to the middle class' as he tells all parts of the country to take migrants... and more than 3,000 arrive in just 22 dayshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16044369/3000-migrants-Burnhams-small-boats-policy-tatters.html>Stalker threatened to cut leading UK judges ‘into little pieces’https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238264/stalker-threatened-cut-leading-uk-judges-into-little-pieces>Fifty police chiefs unite to fight early releasehttps://archive.ph/LfWEC>Richard Tice accused of ‘nasty tactics’ over legal threat to the Guardianhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/11/richard-tice-accused-of-nasty-tactics-over-legal-threat-to-the-guardian>Historic Blackpool site among 13 asylum hotels to close amid ‘immigration overhaul’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/asylum-seeker-hotels-grosvenor-grand-metropole-blackpool-b3031289.html>Scientists discover source of ‘mango-like’ tropical taste in whiskyhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/scientists-scotland-ireland-edinburgh-japanese-b1293099.html>PM to chair emergency Cobra meeting amid ‘extreme heat’ warning and wildfireshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-12/pm-to-chair-emergency-cobra-meeting-amid-extreme-heat-warning-and-wildfires>Households near UK grid upgrade projects in line for lower electricity billshttps://archive.ph/r7PVe
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Solar eclipse soon, heebs will be working their kosher magic to perform a ritual during it that will further doom mankind
Turn Westminster into a HMO/prison.
Joshes dad is a good lad
>>540652304>In February 1969, Carrott started his own folk club, "The Boggery", in nearby Solihull with his friend Les Ward.
this never would have happened if you had just banned lip filler
This is the only good general
>>540652367
>>540652400Should just air drop them over India/Pakistan if they love them so much.
>>540652422Filtered, back to bumcord you go
>>540652304reminds me of that one floyd album cover
>>540652349Paki pedo rape gangs operating in every town and city in the land since the late 1950s. Millions of white girls raped and covered up by police and politicians.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbGUFe18ig
>>540652418no, that's /britfeel/
>>540652470again, i don't even know what that is
>>540652400These 2 lads getting non-stop pussy on tap while you lot sit here malding.
I've got the squits
>>540652422Stolen eyes.
>>54065249810 hours of radio 1xtra and hammering to lose your soul to
>>540652518GEEEEEDEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEE, THE LINE, MUST GO UP!
>>540652580DO THE SQUITS AND SHOUT
oy vey! flock cameras for thee but not for the chosen me!
>>540652580Are you on the bus too?
Imagine thinking the chinks wouldn't try to exfiltrate data from military drones.
>>540652649... Is that where the tunnel people live?
REMINDER. The police had to move Josh from his flat because he caught noncing a local kid
>>540652506haven't been on britfeel in years mush r9k went downhill after like 2015
>>540652747so it seems
>>540652777you're not missing out on much tbhdesu lad, but it keeps that board afloat
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/08/12/clowns-entertain-migrants-people-smugglers/>Clowns entertain migrants and smugglers bound for Britain >The queue of migrants watched in bemusement as volunteer clowns attempted to lift their spirits.
>>540652747yeah it's the ONLY part of jew york they live in
>>540652776At least put some effort in, if he got caught noncing a kid he'd be in parliament with the rest of his kind
>>540652816le_clown_world_face.jpg
>>540652747Moleman now resides at Area 51
Brett May is being released tommorowGood times for the Dark Corner ahead. Lots of chew coming
>>540652816What is there even to say.
Today, Rahu, the decapitated head of a divine being will swallow the sun, but as it is a decapitated head, it will emerge from the neck shortly afterwards.The head is immortal as the Asura drank the Amrita (ambrosia) of the gods churned from the deep ocean and it made its way down the neck before it was cut off by Shiva.You should not face the eclipse during this inauspicious time, instead face east where the power of Surya originates and boost your energy flow by chanting the mahamritunjaya mantra and using the vayu mudra.Thanks for listening.Om dev mahadev.
>>540652868no idea what you are trying to say
>>540652868you gonna be sucking him off then?
>he caught noncing Thick Esl turbo jewnigger at it again, no wonder he couldn’t fizzbuzz
>>540652816The fucking state.
>>540652875hahah hahahagive your head a wobblehahaha hahaahSo glad I'm leaving this shithole sinking island.
>>540652947he read half of clean code and thought it was a revelation
you lads made your eclipse viewers yet?
>>540652747no those guys, specifically, are over in brooklynupper west side is just extremely fucking rich. even by manhattan standards
>>540653014Filtered
>>540653049Please read>>540652917
>>540653049No, but I’ve put weighted blankets on all my apples
>>540653049nah I'm just gonna rawdog that shit because I'm built different
>>540653049Safety squints.
>>540653023>they will come for us allYes, like what the nazis did.Firstly they came for the child brothel owners, then for the transgender surgeons, then for the pornographers and other sexual deviants, then for the corrupt bankers and profiteers, then for the traitors and the communists.Oh those evil fascists, suppressing freedom of desire and expression.
>>540653121jeetshit
>>540653131oh is that why schizos think gravity is gonna turn off? the eclipse?
>>540653121call out GOURANGA be happy
>>540653049Any real man has 14 welding glass already to hand
>>540653157>safety squints
>>540653049Bought some glasses for me and the missus. Got to keep the economy going init.
>The last thing the disabled kiddie sees before Josh nonces it to death.Grim.
I am currently sat outside Gail's in Pimlico. It's a Tuesday morning. I hear English, Spanish, French and Italian being spoken. It's diverse. There are no "migrants" committing "crimes". There are no so-called "grooming gangs".In my hand? A coffee, brewed using beans from Brazil, made by a barista from, I think, Colombia. So maybe Rupert Lowe should get off his computer, have a walk around in the real world, before giving his head a wobble
>>540652816might this work as a deterrent?
Real men stare at the sun
>>540653302What do trans men stare at?
he has a point
>>540653367bluesky
>>540652816Yeah, fuck this country, France needs to be added to Rupert Lowes terrorist no-visa list.
>>540653302what happens if I do this during the eclipse?
>>540653367Men then seethe
>>540653367they know better
>>540653193Don't you have to run them over for that?
>>540653418Hopefully your next door neighbour honks a brick into your face.
>>540653367Englishmen
>>540653526doing it anywaygood for me chakras
>>540653418I think that's how the Hulk happened
>>540653367Women's bathrooms
>>540653404Kek
>>540653418Are you on a bus?
>>540653418Ffs imagine getting sunburn on your hoop
>>540653487
>>540653572yeah (driving) why?
>>540653378Okay what's the origin of "give your head a wobble"?
>>540652375yes.
The missus is off the birth control for a bit, my plan is to cum inside her a little bit each time we fuck before pulling it out and shooting it on her tits gunna knocker her up. I've started sneaking folic acid into her food too
>>540653576You get friction burns
>>540653605Bingo or windowlickers?
>>540653613jewish token predictor is saying scousers>Urban Dictionary entries from as early as 2007 explicitly call it a Liverpool phrase meaning “to ask someone to re-think what they have said.”
Why is that phrase everywhere
Indians talk behind your back all the time. They're openly chatting about scams and what tricks they're pulling. I've started to use realtime translation tools. Now the jeet can't hide what they're saying. Really fun to do in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIF-RwkQkYI
>>540652304>making ai pics to rage againstwhat a sad existence
>>540653829>realtime translation toolsessential for HMO living I should imagine
>>540652375Which one?
>>540653820Deano virus
>>540653820Affected everyman informality, innit. Performative, "just a normal bloke like you, mate," chat to mask the fact that they're actually doing political advocacy for things which are not broadly popular
>>540653814But why wobble rather than shake?You can shake your head to clear out cluttered thoughts.
>>540653971>you're arguing with a bin, mate
Give your harddrive a wobble
>>540653418>Think about it... why would you not sun the most vital area of your body?1. I'm not a bald tatted faggot.2. Don't want ass cancer.
>>540652304Yes! It's entirely France's fault! Let's go to war with France, fellow Brits!
>>540654049Has got the whiff of 'stop hitting yourself', hasn't it?
>>54065249810 hours of going through 16,045 unread emails
>Do really I have to wear special glasses to look?
>>540652816>a clownIt's a stupid fucking docile middle class woman who never got enough sex so now sniffs around wogs
>>540654193i can tell you are a mong by the apps you have
>>540653367Anything but mirrors.
>>540654437No, she doesn't. Black people can stare at the eclipse for the entire length of it without blinking because of the superior level of melanin in their irises. I encourage all black people to stare directly at the eclipses from 6pm all the way through to 8pm.
mad how Blamblas Britannica has surpassed Academic Agent as the top high IQ rightwing youtuber
quite simply not going to use any eclipse glasses
>>540653467>*stares in sexual harassing nature*
>>540654606it's basically nearly at sunset anyway
>https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/newthorpe-care-worker-gave-woman-11105294>Newthorpe care worker gave woman drugs in exchange for naked pictures, then told her boyfriend>The woman initially agreed to Haydn Lowe's demands, but then decided to stop.>She said the whole thing has left her feeling dirty, and this has affected her mental health.Big lad
>>540654448How much of the insanity is simply women not getting pregnant in their late teens/early 20s?
>>540654716yeah
Can't wait for BAME "doctors" treating fellow wogs who stare at the sun and permanently blinding them
>>540654507It's called the sun because only the sons of God (black folx) can look at the eclipse.
>>540654726>drugsHope it was ozempic
>>540654726Did he get to take the pictures?
Deeply unserious people itt
>>540654902honestly I used to think brit/pol/ was redpilled but its basically just:>incels>restoremongs>drug addicts>alcoholics>armchair natsoc larpers>royalists>teenagers>in-the-closet ginger gayboys>childless old men>pseudointellectuals>trannies>lazy married cucks>schizos>generic mentalists>feminised men>trannies>paedophiles>toryboys>NEETs>seethemongs>tripfag obsessed nobodies>wannabe e-celebs>bawbags>thread monitor spastics>wannabe jannies / mods>voters>southerners>racists>narcissists>liars>gaslighters>brainlets>fat cunts>future sex offenders>bootlickers>mainstream media consumers>muslims>the irish>bedshitters>baldies>blackpilled twats>americans>samefaggers>glowies>PA faggots / laura towler simps>stormfags>namefags>tripfags>anonymongs>epic titus>berty brincel>fenians>walts>ruperts>sly cuntsthe absolute state of this general
>>540654726>Gareth Gimson, prosecuting, said the victim started taking cannabis following a back injury.>He said Lowe told her he could supply her with the class B drug and, in return, rather than cash, asked if she would send him sexualised pictures of herself as payment.>The prosecutor said: ”She began sending him naked photos of herself, and after a time, thought enough is enough and stopped, telling him she did not want to do it any more.Why are we meant to feel sorry for her?
Mr Beast who can look at the solar eclipse longest challenge - losers go blind!
>>540655037She's a woman so she's automatically 'vulnerable'.I note it doesn't say the care worker is HER care worker.
>>540654979I'm disappointed you still haven't added Marianna Spring simp to this list.
>>540655120god i love her
>>540655120>southerners
Bit shit that they killed off Bonnie before she could get her royalties from todays event
fucking southerners dude
imagine the smell
>>540654731Hard to tell. If somebody gets pregnant in their 20s the "kids" will be gone by the time they're 50. Judging by the age of that stupid woman her offspring will have moved out long ago. Many older women go mad due to empty nest syndrome combined with menopause, they've based their entire sense of identity around being mothers and now it's over. Could explain why she is treating those adult wogs like children.
>>540655242>the fucking tonguelmao
>>540652816>rape the clownclownussy
>>540655242>2pac.vision
>>540652518we also build new areas and France is more wogged out than we are somehowwhat is his point?
>>540654022they workshopped it and decided wobble was less aggressive and a little bit quirky
>>540653820She's the insane pension rattler isn't she
>>540655244only if they're shit mothers, good ones have their offspring returning quickly to get them involved in the care of grandchildren.
>>540654726>I was a drug slag now feel bad for meI assume she too is now going to be prosecuted for buying drugs. What even was he charged for, the article fails to mention>The victim's identity is protected by law.Why? Everyone involved is an adult
>>540655037didn't read the quoted posted and thought this was about Rupert for a second there.
>>540652745the cameras were also recording whilst it was switched off and was also being used in special forces exercises so it would have been exposed to a lot of confidential stuff, fucking clown world shit, we're not a serious country anymore.
>>540653600>>540653487>>540653193Western hare krishnas are usually white
>>540655681>Why? Everyone involved is an adultconsidered vulnerable because in care.
>>540655748>I was undecided before, but he's got my vote now!
>>540655771listened to Mark Feltons series on the Opium Wars last nightoh how the tables have turned.
>>540655816kek
Good morning ‘glos! How’s my favorite ethnic group doing?!
>>540655615Not necessarily. People move away and start their own lives elsewhere. Grandchildren might not exist. Plenty of variables.
>>540655926Fine and dandy my old China, what's crackin?
>>540655681>Lowe, of Main Street, Newthorpe, pleaded guilty to charges of sharing a photograph or film of a person in an intimate state for the purpose of sexual gratification and being concerned in the supply of a controlled drug of Class B.Oh I missed this, I don't understand how the first is a crime, that strikes me as just the distribution of pornography so I suppose it's without consent? >>540655813He was a care worker, unless I'm blind she's not in care
>>540655996add a big slice of generally to my post and yeah
>>540655244That's a good point.Perhaps she needs to be bred constantly, a new kid every 3 years. Her last one at 40 then she's good until age 60.
>>540656056>she's not in careany sympathy I had for her just left the buildingto be honest this is a pretty boring story anyway
>>540655771The hope would be that such events would encourage them to stop sabre rattling in regards to China and other countries but that's not what they're going to take away from all this.
>>540656056probably some extremely broad anti-revenge porn law
>>540656132You'd have sympathy for her because she was in care due to a back injury? Wew, save some simping for the rest of us, Captain Save A Hoe
>>540654979+Australian larpers
>>540656222yeah yeah just let twats in charge of a persons care sexually exploit them for pain medication do one you satanic bastard.
>>540656366Weed isn't a pain med and if he was her carer it would be in the headline, dumbo
my anglo brothers good morning chaps
>>540652816>like they're entertaining little kidsWhat the FUCK is wrong with these women?
>>540654979>>americans
>>540656458>Weed isn't a pain medyes it is and I didn't read that shitty article anyway, because who cares? apart from you and somehow you managed to reveal your low moral fibre in the this conversation so you can fuck off back whatever shithole you popped out from Achmed.
>>540652304
Alex Phillips ears are rather Lowe
>>540656668>womenThere's your answer
>>540656763>t. junkie
>>540656668
>>540652816>average leftie solution
>>540652816Oh just fuck off. Imagine being the actual clown of ZOG ffs.
https://xcancel.com/SecWar/status/2086937249124348054#m>These are the warriors of Joint Base Lindsey Graham.>May God be with them, guide them, and protect them on their mission.AIDS?!
hello retarded football goyim, are you enjoying your govt plantation slavery today? no? here's a beer, £5 off your energy bill and an episode of love island. ah now you are content and comfy. good, now we can enact the next step of the plan.
Anyone know what song did NRP used in this video?https://x.com/i/status/2087540787286286718
>>540657153Use*
>>54065666890% of our women are too retarded to functionally exist in a rational society. what do you expect.
>>540657153Buy an ad, Yerbs. Filtered
>>540657110um excuse me but I have not received my beerI must demand you cease your next step until I get it or I'm gonna kick up such a stink about ittake it all the way to the ombudsman I will
reminder that your "based right wing woman" is just as retarded and liberal as alex phillips if you bring up accountability to them. beyond help.
https://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2026/08/10/from-tel-aviv-to-tokyo-uncovering-the-hidden-israel-ties-in-japanese-anime/>From Tel Aviv to Tokyo: Uncovering the Hidden Israel Ties in Japanese Anime>In the fall of 2025, a quiet software switch inside one of the world’s most popular streaming platforms ignited a geopolitical firestorm that few anime fans saw coming. Crunchyroll, the jointly owned Sony Pictures Entertainment and Aniplex platform that delivers Japanese animation to over 100 million registered users worldwide, reportedly transitioned its subtitling workflow away from Aegisub—a popular open-source tool long favored by professional translators and the fansub community—and toward OOONA, a cloud-based localization platform founded in Tel Aviv in 2012.What an interesting little read
>>540657268do not kick up a stink goyim or you will be arrested and shamed, then put at the mercy of our loving, kind muslim prison gangs.
>>540657153I don't know but I do know political uniforms is a big no no. Let's hope he gets away with it though because it is kino.https://xcancel.com/Natrebirthparty/status/2087540787286286718#m
>>540656668They don't seem to be able to see non-whites as actual human beings. They're just children, or maybe like dogs (yjk), to them.
>>540657369Not heard him speak before. I must say, he sounds a right spacker.
>>540657287All women default to that until they find a boyfriend. It was Eve's curse to be subservient to her husband. You can still see it today. This is why you shouldn't really find a political girlfriend since that is seldom her own opinions.
>>540657287
>>540657522course he does, look at him
whats been going on today brit/pol/? something about my mum's private pension not being allowed the 25% tax free lump sum anymore???
>>540657522He's a good lad. But I have just realised he's speaking into an empty field.
everybodys nose itchesok bye
>>540657676literally how do you post this every time my hand is on my nose it's fucking bizarrestop this pavlovian nonsense at once
>NEW: Former Mossad Director David Barnea appointed to lead US defense tech company specializing in autonomous systems & drones.Can't wait to get drone struck (striked?) for not vocally supporting Israel
>>540657670Weal†h tax incoming.
What would the response be to national conscription?
>>540657676This nigga keeps saying this and I'm very confused.>>540657786US Army and Israel Army are merging into one also. It seems like they're clutching at straws now that every single zoomer right or left wing despises Jews.
>>540657846a number of self-deportations
>>540657522He's an absolute dribbler hence why he has to post about himself here, normies ridicule him and only autistic bumcorders pay him any mind
>>540657362>muslim prison rape gangs>no beeralright shariah law settle down now
>>540657904so wholesome that both left and right have agreed to coddle muslims
>>540657846>nation conscriptionWouldn't happen.
Listening to the Elite Morons, you come away with the impression that an organized minority can only seize power if they spontaneously materialize. A problem must first exist and knowledge of this problem must also spread before organization can occur. Yet, the Elite Morons spend their time criticizing slop and the news cycle. They also treat online discussions as an irrelevance. In our contemporary world, this is how knowledge of an issue spreads, and a cause gains momentum. Concerned people will then make attempts to solve matters within the current framework. When these attempts inevitably fail, people will seek alternative solutions and organization will begin. The Elite Morons will then smugly inform such people that if they'd listened to them, they'd have known these attempts would fail. Ignoring the fact the Elite Morons think everything will fail, you'd think a group that believes our current framework is a clever mirage (built by the elites to keep the plebs in place) would be sympathetic to people believing it actually functions. Regardless, when organization begins, as it has with Restore Britain, the Elite Morons will, bizarrely, treat the process of organization as if it's an impediment to forming an organized minority. They then treat singular errors as destructive to the whole. No organized minority in history would have succeeded if it paid attention to these morons.
>>540657846Imagine what a disaster it would be if they tried to conscript diversity.
>>540657369What's his story?
>It is not about fairness, it is about dumping thousands of people on villages you believe are too small/wealthy to riot so that you can claim you have ‘closed the hotels.’ It’s just self interested populism.
>>540657846BAMEs would suddenly want to go back to their shitholes.It would suddenly be very easy to determine who is English and who is not.
>>540653023Does he realize his grandfather probably hated Muslims as well?
Rise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1BPmtOyFEQ>>540657153Cпoкoйнaя нoчь · Кинohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiDUIfMk7go
>>540652745Sorry, they built military equipment with Chinese components?
>>540656531hi Anon
>>540652400i'm sick of all the tolerance and humanity boss. We euros need to start putting browns against the wall ans jews into ovens.
> BREAKING: Andy Burnham will chair a meeting of COBRA this afternoon about the extreme heatAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>Periodic reminder that COBRA is a room, not a committee. Coincidentally, it happens to be one of the better air conditioned rooms in the Downing Street / 70 Whitehall complex.>Periodic reminder that it's COBR. Cabinet Office Briefing Room>yeah but they’re holding a COBRA - Cabinet office briefing room Aircon
>>540658478Tolerance and humanity are good internal values to practice among our people. They're terrible universal values.
>>540654437I'd like to photograph it but I don't have any filters, feck
>>540658536and it seems like our own-group tolerance and humanity has decreased proportionally to the extent of invasion
>>540658619people have the sun in their photos all the time and the sensors don't get wrecked
>>540658221Someone in another thread said "he got in being the best paki basher in the country". Not sure how true that is though.
is this lushious babe british?
>>540658492Someone should FOIA the air-con status for 10 downing street and then shame them if they are using it, because Millipod green policies.
>>540658771bogtranny
Hahaha
oh lurd its hot
>>540658436It's all chinese. The electrics, the motors, the prototyles of PCBway, all of it is gook tech.
>>540655517Not just a pension rattler
>>540658536It's amazing how they managed to flip people's minds. They switched tolerance for your own and mistrust of the outsider around. People came to love the foreigner while hating their own.How do you even do that? How do you mindbreak people like that without torture?
>>540658953>posting tweets from an actual islamocommunist paid shill
>>540658953All by design. Worthless currency makes it easier for "foreign investors" to buy up all the property.
>>540659038institutional control
>>540658771isn't that hannah hayes
