Why hasn't Russia used its most powerful weapon in the war so far?
>>540660562He shit his pants.
>>540660562Too dangerous. If He is Unleashed...the World will be Changed Evermore.
>>540660562He's not there to "help" Putin. He is there so that if Putin ever decides to interfer in the jewish genocide of Iran. The moment Putler even THINKS of disobeying his masters in Tel Aviv, Seagal will break his neck.
He is from Lansing, Michigan
ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>540660562they did thohere is photo of him being congratulated on his capture of pokrovsk
>>540660562He IS the doomsday weapon.
I think he's out of shape. His films are just the props department literally propping him up with items while he fires guns and brags about fucking bitches. There is one scene in one of his films where he had to drag someone to safety and the guy was clearly on a wire and he was barely putting any effort in. He's not what he once was I'm afraid guys. It's over.
>>540662319>I think he's out of shapeStop with this bullshit. He would put you to sleep with his sweet Aikido moves
>>540660562punani first>me want da punani
>>540660562Didn't he go fight in the very first weeks? But left pretty quick too
>>540660562How many dead pigger scalps has he bought from the Russian army to mantain that hairline so sharp?
They will only use him if nukes don't work.
>>540660562his aikido skills are banned under the Geneva convention
>>540660562They are, they call him the Siberian Tiger in Ukraine. He stocks the night sneaking up on drone operators and snap their necks with a single smooth movement.
>>540663758Stalks I am a tard
>>540660562who do you think is causing the food shortages in ukraine?
The ultimate obese doomsday weapon...the end of all existence...
>>540663821Hi a tard, I'm dad
>>540660562What would be the point? RUSSIA WANTS FARM LAND AND WATER. That's what this fucking war is truly about.So tell me, what happens when nukes are used? Everything for about 100 miles becomes unusable an toxic, including fresh water. Also, the moment Russia launches others will too. Bad day for Russia, also bad for China.
>>540660562What's hilarious is that Putin trots him around to do publicity as if a "major" Hollywood action star like Segal willingly moving to Russia is a giant middle finger to the west. He is seemingly oblivious to the fact that Segal is a complete laughingstock who has been irrelevant his entire life outside of a brief window in the late 80's/early 90's.
>>540667170>Grrr I hate fun! No fun allowed!!!Why are Ukrainefags like this
>>540667170ThisThe nigga hasn't been relevant since late 80s early 90s
>>540667235I didn't mention Ukraine you fucking jeet.
>>540660562Deploying him would trigger an automatic nuclear response from US, EU, China, NK and Israel
>>540660562They're saving him for the urban warfare in K**v
>>540667431Where is the market for these low production value movies at?
>>540667640>whereI think think you mean when, and the answer is 1995.
>>540660562They kicked those jews out.
>>540667980isn't that movie from the era when Seagull was already way past his prime popularity and Statham style movies started dominating? Should be long after 9/11
>>540660562His drone video would be the funniest shit ever.Too based to ever actually happen.You think he'd try to karate chop the drone? Lmao
>>540660720>World will be Changed EvermoreCarrots will definitely go extinct.
Subhuman clown state.
>>540667640They show them on free-to-air TV channels.
>>540660562A man named Wendell told me he worked for the Taliban.
>>540660562America would just send Chuck Norris, and then they can both fight it out like the big sisses they are.
>>540660744>implying fat fuck has access to Putin
>>540671900How old are you?
>>540660562Putin needs a personal bodyguard
