/pol/ humor thread. Humor edition. Bonus points for hating women
>post threeI know. A woman threw all of my shit in a river. Including my laptop. You niggers need to step up
women are married to the state. The only thing worse than a woman is the parasitic sinp state that enables them. Proof me wrong.
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>>540674125This will be lost on a lot of people, unfortunately.
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>540673926Why the hate for single mothers? They're trying to do the job of both mother and father in absence of the man who left like a coward, I'd say they're some of the best women of all.
>>540674954still summertime>>540674987blessed. thank you for your cervix
women are easy to handle. even in wedlock
>>540673584Would
>>540675039Attention all niggers this is bait
>>540674932>When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with her sexual organskekd hard at this
women are the niggers of gender.
>>540673926>Snowshark
>>540675383>tatar wife
>>540675706That's literally a jeet pretending to be her boyfriend through vr goggles. SO, not a robot boyfriend. Basically a long distance relationship with a poo.
>>540675706Meant to attach picrel
>>540675899Doesn't matter. Foids will call you incel and then go onto to have AI partners 10x the rate of men. Robot bfs will only become more common especially among the infertile landwhale that fell out of the dating market.
>>540675762Political compass
Elective abortions = male genocide
>>540675899can you imagine how demoralizing that would be for the poo? ofc he wouldnt see it directly, but he cant escape knowing that his meat is inferior to a robot kek. if they had any concept of honor outside of izzat surely that would be suicide fuel.
>>540675383100% would get big steppe tomboy milkers
>>540676013Those aren't actual women you retard, it's just a bunch of insane trannies.
To foids being lonely means having a husband.
>>540676013Thank god. While they are distracted, we can fix this shithole.
>>540673584Tard > trad.
>>540675039Such a waste, you give a woman ultimate freedom and all they will do with it is destroy themselves
>>540676090I get the feeling they don't have the IQ to understand that the attention isn't actually aimed at them but the robot they are controlling. It would be funny though if they had to cycle bots so they could never go back to that specific one. Imagine how heartbroken they would be.
>>540676145>going with a heathen maids or bust
>>540676252by the nine!
>>540676252Women are retarded. Unironically. There is a reason why the halls of history aren't filled with women. Philosophy, mathematics, physics, biology, chemistry, computer science, economics. Literally all dominated by male thinkers. Female independence was a mistake.
>>540673584Every wife is a tard wife.
The "social gender" is doesn't know how to socialize.
>>540676396now imagine that this bitch will give you a white feather because you didn't wanted to get blown up for kikes
Universities destroy gullible young women. The effects of feminism are worse than of nuclear warfare.
We live in a matriarchy.
Does anyone have the screenshot with pic related? I seem to have lost this classic.
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Fecal Nigger Holocaust
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>>540674125Schopenhauer was an absolute retard and so is that anon. It is perfectly possible to both be a genius and not be narcissistic asshole who only thinks of themselves. But narcissistic assholes want their narcissism to be a hallmark of greatness, something that separates them from the rabble, otherwise, they are just like everyone else but worse.
peak
>>540677428Does posting this separate you from the rabble? Are these retards in the room with us right now?
>>540677519Yeah, one of them responded to me unfortunately.
>>540675851Luke 11:11If a father gives a snake to his children, he is evil.
>>540674125Literally me though I'm probably 2 times as unbearable.
>>540677584post hole
>>540677472I will give you a riddle! FIND OUT WHO THIS IS!
>>540676495I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!
>>540675383Text on the left is incorrect, it should be "дoчeк", which is genitive, instead of "дoчки" which is nominative.
>>540677995Hungary, are you ok?
>>540677286This video is more terrifying than any "horror movie" ever released.
>>540673584is that supposed to be Varg's wife?
>>540673584I love women. I hate modern bitches. I hate roasties.
>>540674125>This is a demoralization post meant to keep you out of relationships for fear of what other faggots think.there's lots of sour grapes out there when it comes to relationships. consider this poster for instance. anon perceives a good thing going on and they just makes up lies to try to sour it. say anything good about a relationship you're having and one of these types will always appear, saying whatever he needs to say to instill doubt and fear. woman behavior honestly.You have classic troon speech patterns: pathetic attempts at being snarky sandwiched by bugman terminology.You’re a tranny kike shill. You’ll never be a real woman and you’ll kill yourself soon. The world will be a better place without you, and sadly, you know I’m right. But enjoy the ride here until you’re dead.
>>540676252fucking jews man
>>540679575It’s always the Jews
>>540679486kys simpnatsmart men do not get married in such an environment. help us overthrow feminism & the gynocentric state then we'll talk
>>540674125>women are married to the state. The only thing worse than a woman is the parasitic sinp state that enables them.Lefty women surely are, but all the women in my life hate the government and kikes and faggots. I'm blessed to have good frineds and family.
>>540675383>>540678467Fuck it, my autism wouldn't let me sleep if I didn't do it.
>>540674125>Proof me wrong.
>>540679814>smart men do not get married in such an environment. help us overthrow feminism & the gynocentric state then we'll talkYes, fellow goyim. White men should definitely not get married or have children. It's too dangerous. Just let jamal and tyrone have them. Only simps get married and have kids. Oy vey!
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>>540679575>fucking jews man
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>>540679994>lefty womenwomen have no political agenda. They aren't capable of it. They take the man's political agenda and copy/paste. They have no thoughts of their own because they never progress beyond the child stage. What you mistake as a "lefty woman" is a women that was told by the state that "left" is the popular opinion
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>>540676248I'm down if she down.
>>540677286What the fuck, that's like all the shitty parts of having kids without the good parts.
>>540674987you are not the real anon. stop larping nigger.
>>540680465should've went with a bit more classy>btw i'd love to suck your dick you look like you are packininstead of this gay shit
>>540676826>are you black >no >reposts with glove
>>540680693>What the fuck, that's like all the shitty parts of having kids without the good parts. In female mammals that have not had offspring, there’s sometimes a phenomenon called ‘phantom pregnancy’ with physical and behavioral changes mimicking real pregnancy. They can go full psycho like this. >In humans, women who have phantom pregnancy are usually at the latter end of normal reproductive life, and are often frustrated or in grief because of their inability to conceive, or because they have lost the object of their love (whether a child or a lover.) >Psychiatric disorders, such as anxiety or mood disorders, personality disorders, and schizophrenia are common among women with false pregnancy, and may be linked to its development. Some women with depression may gain weight due to decreased physical activity and poor eating habits. Antipsychotics can induce pregnancy-like symptoms such as amenorrhea, galactorrhea, breast tenderness, and weight gain via raising prolactin levels. https://www.news-medical.net/health/Phantom-Pregnancy-in-Humans-and-Other-Mammals.aspx
>>540674987Thank you leaf. May your week be jeet and chink free.
Does anyone have the story that this image goes to? It was hilarious.
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>>540680038Kill yourself when you get the chance. Use a rope
>>540680905I didn't need a wall of text to know she was fucked in the head.
>>540680034thanks king
>>540675013What does it say?
>>540680338
>>540676068Women tend to let themselves be subjugated when they outnumber men.
>>540681117No problem, Czechbro. Grammar is no joke, no matter the language.
>>540680546Ugly tumblr girls are absolute FREAKS but they'll stab you in the back.
>>540681301not as nifty as this fifty
>>540680997>>535096017>be me>taking a walk with the wife and the kid>nice spring evening, total peace>kid is being stubborn, refuses to sit in the stroller>end up carrying him; he falls asleep on my shoulder>dog person walks past us>dog sees the massive empty stroller and lets out one "woof">wife immediately enters sub-orbital rage mode>starts screaming at the guy to shut his dog up>I tell her to pipe down, she’s literally louder than the dog>"HE WOKE THE BABY">I’m looking at the kid; he’s dead to the world, hasn't moved an inch>tell her he's still asleep, calm down>she lunges at the stroller with crazy eyes to check the bassinet>sees it's empty>turns to me and shrieks: "IDIOT! YOU LEFT THE BABY AT HOME!">she pulls a full Olympic sprint back toward the apartment building>stand there on the sidewalk>empty stroller in one hand, warm sleeping baby in the other>make eye contact with the dog owner>we both just watch her disappear into the distance>mfw even the dog looks like he feels bad for me>be me>taking a walk with the wife and the kid>nice spring evening, total peace>kid is being stubborn, refuses to sit in the stroller>end up carrying him; he falls asleep on my shoulder>dog person walks past us>dog sees the massive empty stroller and lets out one "woof">wife immediately enters sub-orbital rage mode>starts screaming at the guy to shut his dog up>I tell her to pipe down, she’s literally louder than the dog>"HE WOKE THE BABY">I’m looking at the kid; he’s dead to the world, hasn't moved an inch>tell her he's still asleep, calm down>she lunges at the stroller with crazy eyes to check the bassinet>sees it's empty>turns to me and shrieks: "IDIOT! YOU LEFT THE BABY AT HOME!">she pulls a full Olympic sprint back toward the apartment building>stand there on the sidewalk>empty stroller in one hand, warm sleeping baby in the other>make eye contact with the dog owner>we both just watch her disappear into the distance
>>540680580I honestly think a ball of macaroni doesn't seem so bad apart from the logistical issues of getting it into your face
>>540681440Is that a man in a position of power on your money? Yikes sweaty, we don't do that IN EUROPE.
>>540680465There are so many funny details in this. Mystery meat named Glo whose hobby is eating. Incredible.
>>540680034What does it say?
>>540681601I know several dozen of these "Glo"sTheir other hobby is usually watching videos of other people eating
>>540681678"We will have nine daughters", but in Russian, not Tatar. Although the vast majority of Tatars live in Russian-speaking areas, so it's not a mistake really.
>>540681836I like her better than the tradwife
https://youtu.be/aolP-VIp_qE?si=QRT11yUA6Ynqj_ZjRun far away from jewesses or adjacent ones.
>>540681349Is there video of this?
>>540681960If you find one, try and negotiate a deal for at least 2 sons and 7 daughters instead of 9 sons.Word of advice though, most Tatars are muslims, so keep that in mind before you meet her family.
>>540682197Why so many daughters?
>>540675558Faqs
>>540676791I'm surprised that hasn't been vandalized yet.
>>540682197>>540682281Instead of 9 daughters*, I meant, because that's what the pic says.
>>540675510wrong translation. he said something is wrong with her sexual orientation, not her organs.
>>540676495It's the grand champion!
>>540674932>100 women are not worth a single testicle
>>540682450Appreciate the correction. Nietzsche has been mistranslated many times before.
>>540682450To be fair, the distinction is often lost, isn't it. Women do become batshit insane if they have issues with reproductive organs. Hormones and whatnot.
>>540682634>Women do become batshit insane if they have issues with reproductive organs. Hormones and whatnot.Hysteria = Hysterectomy
>>540674987Thank you leaf.
King Bobby
>>540681149It says if you hold your poo poo in for long enough it will turn into gold
>>540675039Remove this disgusting video from the internet
>>540682961>Remove this disgusting video from the internetIt needs the DignifAI treatment then sent to her.
>>540683035Thanks, that's much better
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>>540683058Actually sad.
>>540675039Hopefully that mutt grows up into a decent human unlike its mother.I know this is bait, but most single mothers are that way because THEY left, only the mudsharks are single because dad went to buy smokes, but it's still on them because EVERYBODY knows that stereotype.
>>540673584> Bonus points for hating womenJewbots fucking everywhere
>>540683548judaism is matriarchal
>>540674495Cooperating with women>look how i a man do this relatively trivial thing>wow you are so naturally competent and impressive, you inspire me and i am fascinated by everything you are and do and i will be drawn to you despite all your glaring flaws"Cooperating" with men>man does thing well>other men seethe in jealousy and regard you as a threat and try undermine you because you just proved yourself to be competition
>>540679486Based. There are amazing women everywhere. Jews want you to only think of whores and SSRI lefty gashes as women, which is absurd. Fuck OP and his jewbot farm
>>540683688>describes the entire /diy/ board >describes every handyman youtube comment section>describes every tradeworker men will work together when necessity requires, but when immediate survival is secondary to competing for females or money, men are the same as any other bucket/crab-civilisation
>>54068289737 pure accidental coincidinks
>>540683768>jews jews jews I'll say it again buddy, judaism is matriarchal. They worship the divine feminine.
>>540683914>divineYou're really stretching that word here, kek.
https://x.com/TheMilkBarTV/status/2087406700299247778https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2087405944695398400/vid/avc1/1920x1080/t-j6JsIj0caOIb9W.mp4
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>>540684039they think it's divine kabbalism/dead sea scrolls / zohar talks about Lilith as a divine consort and fragmented cosmic energy (chaos or whatever)it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks to them
>>540684349Thanks!
>>540684306>hides flag>brings up candace unprompted who could this be I wonder
>>540677286This woman will 100% kidnap a kid in her lifetime
>>540683914> judaism is matriarchalThat’s a new and massive change that had to be instituted following them being BTFO everywhere for the last 1200 years. It’s essentially a survival system since all the men were killed and all the women raped to oblivion. The entire Old Testament is the story of men and their sons (Abraham, Isaac, David, etc) having divine rights above women. There are no woman prophets and the Bible instructs women to be silent and subservient to their men. > They worship the divine feminine.Hahaha are you even trying?
>>540684648See:>>540664879israel is doomed! oy vey!
>>540683914>I'll say it again buddy, judaism is matriarchal.Jews hate whites and want them to not reproduce. Judaic matriarchy has nothing to do with anti woman propaganda.
>>540684648>who could this be I wonderIt must be a white male!
>>540684685It is inherited from the mother thoughNot that I disagree but, if you meet any jewish man they are tremendously bent to their mother's willnot to mention jewish presence in a society always precedes feminism and women's rights- although this is obviously just a tool to disrupt societies they intend to thwart my point is - even though they women are used as a tool to disrupt, they are victims of their own poison and whatever public facing image they have seems to support their belief in the tool they wield so does it really matter biblically whether they inherited from man or woman if their goal is to use kabbalistic magical vaginas and blood magic or whatever to fuck over societies that prosper without their involvement and furthermore, this is a humour thread and you came here shilling and waving on about jews see:>>540684946I know
>>540674954It's like you didn't even read it. She's describing you except you're not brilliant.
>>540683768Based seconded and confirmed. If all women were evil then they wouldn't be able to help themselves and it wouldn't be their fault. Only some women are evil, so it is their fault. Your goal should be to find a women good enough to contrast their evil. Not to be demoralised.
>>540675039holy bait
>>540681349Man, that's so based.
>>540685860Switch that to a Diet Coke and she transformed into my mom
Rollin
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>>540683688>>540683831I have not encountered this. Or I'm an oblivious chad but really the evidence doesn't support that. I didn't even see that shit in prison. Maybe your regions or cultures have bitchy men
>>540683905Use this picture, they keep trying to nuke it from the internet
>>540687717Blitzball fucking sucks and I always got past that section as fast as possible
>>540687843Its funny cause it sucks the first couple of games because its too hard, then sucks after that because its too easy. Very undercooked mini-game. Still, I tend to play a bit of it on each replay.
>>540675039I'll take the bait. It's fair to say in the clip you posted that, ya, the father is probably a piece of shit. But just throwing out that all single moms are heros is retarded. How many cases where the woman drove the father away or just left with the kid(s) and made up some bullshit so that now he can't see his kids but didn't do anything wrong? Saying single mothers are the end all be all because reasons is dumb. I've raised my kids myself since they were 2 and 3 years old and I get no praise for being a single father nor do I seek any. I just got lucky that their mom knew she was a fuck up and didn't try to fight me for custody. And that my mom had just retired so was able to help me out so I could continue to work full time.
>>540687777Im pretty sure ive seen it with my own relatives. but it really depends on the person.
>>540682509In all fairness, he has two fewer limbs to lift.
>>540687777They even do it to Chad. They’ll just talk shit about him behind his back instead
>>540686186Is that Ellen page?
>>540689453With one of those limbs being an arm? Pretty sure he's lifting more weight per arm this way no matter how you look at it
>>540686311> Not to be demoralised.Correct on all counts. Be selective.
>>540676252Ok you can stop being surprised now
>>540687096I want people to murder UK cops not in Minecraft for being tyrannical demons.
>>540676013Like all plebbit incel bait, it's an Eglin psyop to get sad burgerbois to enlist to die for Israel.
>>540673584I got a trad wifeI'm the tard
>>540674125Not all women mine literally modelled herself on Sarah Connor lol
>>540686071what
>>540673584I love how women always got some sad story about how somebody raped them when they were five and that's why they gotta act like pieces of shit with no sense of discipline. I was molested at 2 but I'm still respectful with people because unlike women, I'm not a pathetic little faggot that uses my trauma as an excuse for my shortcomings.
>>540676534It doesn’t matter anon. The subversive international shadow government that wants us all to be eternal serfs will simply retard us with heavy metals in our food, water, medicine, etc. until we have all reached a collective room temperature IQ.
>>540675039bix nood quavious
>>540676252I remember giving the drunk Nord booze just to piss this bitch off.
>>540679528she's a mudshark
>>540690604To be fair my muma and her huge tits kinda messed me upScared of big boobies and have mommy issues til this day
>>540676252I would have believed it if she had paid $50mil to go the other direction.
>>>/wsg/6213304
>>540680997diddid you have chatgpt generate you a mspaint of this story based on the tard wife imagebecause i can SEE that fucking "Dog Walker once)" articact
>>540675706In case you forgot how much money is being spent to make you hate women and vice versa, this video is a great reminder. She didn't pay for anything in it or around it, it was her (((Angel investors)))
>>540673584This is way betterhttps://i.postimg.cc/x8mFQdTj/1e5.png
>>540674125random incel spiel. pure cope. he could have had a point but didn't in the end. you could still go either way.
>>540677768and only 15% as smart
>>540677647Who put the snake in the garden
>>540682961It could be worse. Much worse.
>>540673926>White babyShe got one thing right.Probably hates Jews too.
>>540680256Certified Tiddy Boi right there
>>540678467cyкa
>>540677286Bros, I'm scared
>>540687777You're in no way a chad, which is why you've never been undermined by another man. Men are bitchier and less secure than women or fags, no doubt about it. Just fucking look at >>>/fit/.
>>540693101>You're in no way a fag, which is why you've never been undermined by another man. Fags are bitchier and less secure than women, no doubt about it. Just fucking look at >>>/fag/.Fixed that for you
>>540687812>Wicked Witch of the South
