>Ann Widdecombe's loved ones gather for her funeralhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwz81w892o>Andy Burnham considers disposable barbecue ban ahead of emergency Cobra meeting as Britain faces 38C with 'extreme heat' warnings issuedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16046277/UK-heatwave-drought-Andy-Burnham-Cobra-emergency-Britain-faces-38C-extreme-heat-warnings-issued-firefighters-saying-nation-faces-national-emergency.html>'Was that it?' Brits fume as they barely notice 'overrated' eclipsehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238630/brits-fume-overrated-eclipse>Cambridge vice-chancellor insists Arday case is an ‘aberration’https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/08/12/cambridge-vice-chancellor-insists-arday-case-is-aberration/>Double murderer and rapist Simon Levy sentenced to whole-life tariffhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/12/serial-sex-offender-simon-levy-sentenced-double-muder>I’m a space expert. Here’s why the solar eclipse may leave you feeling ‘emotional’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/solar-eclipse-2026-space-expert-emotional-b3032085.html>London 'axe attack': Police arrest man, 63, on suspicion of attempted murder after assault by canalhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/axe-man-arrest-murder-canal-brentford-injuries-hospital-b1293187.html>Households living near new pylons to save thousands on billshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-12/households-living-near-new-pylons-to-save-thousands-on-bills>Scottish North Sea tax revenues drop, fuelling debate on oil and gas industry’s futurehttps://archive.ph/DC6qx
>>540673839its over
>couldn't afford venice>went to dhaka instead
Fish & chips is not jewish. Don't be so fucking ridiculous.
>>540673967kek
>>540674100Bet that smells fuckin lush
>>540674135
>>540673967She stole all their arses.
this would unironically work on mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftyG2QajD0&t=2022s
>>540674189She just wishes her boobs were bigger.I wish mine were smaller.
>>540674300Because you're a gay incel
>>540674126>how dare you
So now we have two threads.Mongoloid hours
>>540674189Central character syndrome. Its now the default female personality.
>>540674605glad you could make it in time
>>540674600would
>>540674605We always have 2 threads. The split starts the moment a new bake is posted C.260 posts.
>>5406748312 new threads 3 in total
>>540674794Sure. Hot af.
>>540674918Ffs!
>>540674928would lick her plopphole any day iykwim
exam results don't matter btw i got two E and a D and now i'm here living my life
FUCKING DOUBLE BAKE SPASTICS!
>>540674033>white guy hidden behind MS paint spraypaint brushKek
>>540675082this one is way comfier tho
>>540675018I failed my GCSEs, didn't go to college or university and I 'earn' £4.8k a month.
>>540674189that's a man
>>540674794o lordy
still livid at how shit that eclipse was
>>540675184
they're in the trees !https://streamable.com/g5m2ku
>greta postingThis is the proper one
>>540675327You can take the bunny out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the bunny
greta's givin me girth cor
>>540675277I would impregnate Greta by ejaculating semen out of my penis and into her womb during sexual intercourse, if you know what I mean.
>>540675386
>>540675396beware the nesting negro
>>540675506Am chubbin' now.
>>540675443>>540675496for the sole purpose of procreation ?
Why the fuck is the wanker who does the ITV news at 10 have to do it in such a wanky way?He’s just opened by going>I’ll make no apologies for the fact that the eclipse is our top story tonight, I’m sure some people will have a problem with it but it’s life affirming blah blah blah anyway here’s the report…Bring back the days when the newsreaders read the fucking news without comment
>>540675327kinda based ngl
>>540675608Why are you watching TV? Pretty boomer that.
>>540675608everything is written by these people that went to unis after they became woke.
Countrys gone crackers
I can't wait for my Binface miniature to arrive.
can't wait for greta to sit on my face
>>540673839UP THE NRP!
>>540676393nigger retard party?
>>540676714The NRP you wally, everyone knows about the NRP.
>>540676714*rimming
>55 posts
>>540679142
>>540677042>you repostedhahahaha what a fucking sad act, into the filter you go x
Josh Howie needs a shower
https://xcancel.com/Whatsthehapp5/status/2087581626360344620#mLook at this filthy kikeI hate them so much
>>540681495>Free Speech Nation @GBNews, Josh Howie’s Losing It @BBCSounds, Hapless @netflix @peacock, Father of five @vasectomy"Free speech is when you say nothing that might step on the toes of jews"Is Downes even posh? That entire crowd seems like desperate wannabes
>>540680741How do we know the Sphinx is a lion and not a cat? Weren't cats worshiped in ancient Egypt?
>>540682688>Sphinx is a lion and not a catIt's a sphinx you dopey twat
>>540683771
They had the prettiest girl i've ever seen in my life watering the trees outside the restaurant on the streetbut i watched her and she was doing it in such a fucking retarded way taking out 1 litre of water each timeprobably to maximize advertising which is genius from the restaurant
>>540684135Probably just washing the dog piss of them.
>>540673839>mp4"But how does this personally affect you?" - smug white woman who complains about dole dossers stealing her tax money
>>540684208i said i'd definitely come back to the restaurant and she said thank you like it belonged to hermaybe it belongs to her family i don't knowwhich would put a different angle on the tree watering if she is pimping herself out as a gardening whore
i have more in common with enbies than the average british bloke. sad!
I've got more in common with kenneth macalpin than william the conqueror
>>540681219oh no, n r p lads... i guess we'll just have to power through!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oktXgHx-eeg>-eeg>eeg>An EEG (electroencephalogram) is a safe, painless test that measures the electrical activity of the brain>, the former frontman of the [The Amazing Snakeheads, died on September 25, 2018, at the age of 32. He passed away from an aggressive and terminal brain tumor known as a glioblastoma (grade 4 glioblastoma), which was diagnosed in late 2017 after he suffered a collapse and seizures.
>>540684459is this you coming out as trans?
Why do so many weegies end up in manchester
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtHGzGk5IR8
>>540685532
some people look like they stink of rotting earsin fact probably 90% of people
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w0TwgkPM6F8
>>540685532>>540685551i think we can get 80% of the way there with some proper practisethis march had to turn to a void a crater left by zoomer historian
>>540685710lets not forget that this is the SA phaseimagine the kinds of things Yerbury can accomplish when he has his own SS
>>540685840he's like the organised part of organised crime and he just forgot about the crime part and he's just really good at knowing where his pens are
saw my watch in cex earlierwas like oi that's my watch in cex
>>540685840first thing to sort out is recording equipment desudrone wasn't working and phone cameras really aren't itediting needs to be more polished,less energetic, more solemn and purposeful>Their voices were even and low. Their eyes were level and straight.
>>540686108he needs to fucking resurrect as a different human
i'll mission it to the 24/7 petrol station smoking cigarillos, i'll come back and be too tired to drinkwhat's the pointand yet i'll do it
>>540686154you need to sort out your drinking problem mate
>>540686399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MljeQzcmUfE
>>540685935https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-wMqCi95RJs
>>540686108it is what it isthat kinda shit just takes reps, not a big deal
>>540685629There was a guy in the Welsh town I was living in were, no kidding, you can actually smell him very strongly from 3-5m away walking down the pavement. Felt a bit sorry for him 2bh, would have liked to have jet washed him and turbo hot washes his clothes.On another topic, I've got so say I'm not very happy with the drop off in Greta posting. Up your game boys.
>>540686376i'm setting off, i honestly don't even want to drink that muchit's more of like i don't even know how to explain itit's like i simply must
>>540685840>this is the SA phaseSpastic autists I presume.
>>540686660you aint ready for our Super Spastics phaseyou just aint ready
you do realise everyone can tell you're samefagging you retarded VPN spacker?
>>540686780Haven't had a decent seethe out since Southport.
>>540686818shut up josh
anyhow, I noticed there was a new third bird in the NRP marchwhat is it about Sir Alek Yerbury's masculine aura that attracts them?
>>540685250enbies aren't trans, they're just tomboys and androgynous men
>>540685477most african americans are coping homosexuals that live by sodamy prison culture
>>540685532Alek Yerbury was in the army. Hitler was in the army. Hitler went to spy on socialists, Yerbury went to spy on National Socialists. Both fell in love with the idea and shaped the course of history as it then happened.You can see how it's paying off here. He's organising loads of ardent National Socialists, teaching them how to march, to get fit, to have good administration and discipline.
>>540686928They have the same cup size.
>>540686928It's not about Yerbury, it's because all NRP lads are handsome smart individuals. They could shag any bird, but keep it humble. With more masculine clean shaven men with purpose who join, more women will become infatuated with the idea. This is the community building Mark Collett was on about, but Yerbury has the right image.
>>540686984You have in common the looks or the autism?
>>540686928she's with one of the lads
>>540687156Yes, Yerbs has elite administration capabilitiesImagine what he will accomplish when he is working full time for the Partei
im looking through the archives and twitter rncan someone explain this "the party will be proscribed" shit? like what line did they cross?
>>540687429probably some of both
>>540687156You missed something out. Hitler took over the party from the limp wristed wusses originally running it.Yerbury needs someone strong, powerful, dominant to do likewise.
>>540687787>Yerbury needs someone strong, powerful, dominantall according to keikaku
>>540687745they think it's illegal to walk around in a field with unbranded shirts bought on amazon
Lmao. You couldn't make it up.
>>540687922ah I see, so it's just restoremongs impotently seething over NRPatriots taking IRL political action
>Smoked a few cigarillos>arrive at the londis>press the buzzer >no response but hear a vague sound in the back>tap the buzzer>no response but hear a vague sound in the back same as when i pressed it once>wait a few minutes>think 'nah this is taking the piss'>tap the buzzer>nobody comes>wait a few minutes>hold the button down>hear the noise going constantly in the background>suddenly some north african prick emerges like he's just been grafting out the back all this timeget me my booze you fucking immigrant cunt
Oh and guess what gf had moved all the cans and bottles so when i opened the door it made a nice racket as a nice treatisn't that pleasant and nice
>>540687502he's certainly got some fat tits at least
>>540687830yes that's what the Fledgling National Socialist Party needs a middle aged workshy jewish communist.dago please just fuck off with that nonesense.I actually like NRP and hope they do well.
cigs were bangerthe metal box said 'citizen' but when i google it i can't find them
>another woman on GPs behind closed doors putting a fibromyalgia claim inMy pip better go through.
fuck Englandboth angloid nigger-cattle shabos goy slaves and their jewish overlords who rule over them
>>540688346Don't worry. She will be gone soon.
>>540688545her couples visa just came in today she's got till 2029
>>540688545Checked.And quoted.
>>540688580That's not what I meant.
>>540688545I fucking did her masters degree btwi literally wrote her dissertation 12,000 words
>>540688623you've attached yourself to an elderly chink womanwhy the fuck are you here?
>>540688751I also helped africans and saudis on my courseand i sat on the multi culti table at unii'm an xenophilebut i just think they should be sexy abroad and not here
>>540688398kek
the box didn't say citizen it said signature
>>540688795and look at what that nonsense outlook has done for your life.
I saved all the nice text messages i got from african women from helping them
>>540688880You're right my heart is too big and too sensible, i should just be a savage and start biting people in aldi
>>540688062niggas be named butt and want to be taken seriously
James Mason says in Siege that a political party shouldn't wearing uniformsbut there is some weird positive shock and awe element to it that I like
>>540688795So there's loads of unqualified forrins out there. Great.
>>540689008and a bunch of "sensible" traitors that helped them commit fraud
>>540688982restore wear colour-coded shite when out canvassingwhy can't we wear matching ties in a private event?
>>540689008there was this saudi qt who i fancied the pants off, it was obviously just like a doomed reveriewe'd be talking about criminal justice and she'd be like 'why not just cut off his hands'how could you not fall in loveanyway she's doing a phd now related to criminal justice at one of our most esteemed institutions
>>540688958There's this one, called after his son Jeet.
>>540689047judgemental
>>540689055I forget Mason's reasoningdoesn't matter anywayit's almost trench coat season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXR7w76VZU
>>540688982>a political party shouldn't wearing uniforms>but there is some weird positive shock and awe element to it that I like
>>540689209there comes a point where you have to accept the only opinion that matters is the man in the mirrormicheal jackson talks about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5psit's quite obvious michael jackson wasn't a nonceand they killed him over israel
>>540689376ermm what the spruce
>>540689376>{quite, because it's nightime} heeehe {quite, because it's nightime}
>>540689480I think the jimmy saville stuff is more about destroying some white mafia can i prove it, nobut i suspect it
it's always like jimmy saville was a very powerful manhowwell we don't knowwe don't really know
you know he was just so in bed with charity that no-one could touch himyou fucking wot m8
anyway it's thursday morning, there's no need to get political with these vile invectives
>>540689742The great thing about shitposting is you can do it any time of the day (or evening).
>>540689818exactly you can #bekind at any time of the day and make someones day at any time of the day
https://youtu.be/368bcANHG4g?t=173
scots are the scousers of scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_S9g01ypGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YSLB0nqk
i'm employed but like vaguely
>>540690368because of my erratic behaviour i am getting like 400 quid a month in shifts lol
>>540690475I hate to say it out loud
angloid "nationalists" is the most pathetic thing out there, fr...
>>540690475On the bennies yet? Always Benny Max.
>>540690475they're getting ripped off
>>540690682i'm not entitled to anything because of gfsounds untrue and mental but i'm not
i mogg everyone i went to college with if we freeze frame time and everyone remains exactly the same but i develop for another 14 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtmVhEd9teM
just fucking closed this thread in shame and then was like nah you had a point and reopened closed window defiantly then was like nah should have left it closed and reopened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qgFGqJz9yc
I knew a simple soldier boy who grinned through life in empty joyslept soundly through the lonesome dark and whistled early with the larkin winter trenches cowed and glumthrough crumps and lice and lack of rumhe put a bullet through his brainand no-one spoke of him again
when you see the millions of the mouthless deadacross your dreams in pale battalions gosay not soft things as other men have said that you'll rememberfor you need not sofor deafhow should they knowit is not curses heaped on each gashed headnor tears their eyes see not your blind tears flownor honour it is easy to be deadsay only thisthey are dead then add theretoyet many a better one has died before
>>540691114charles hamilton sorley really fucking nailed it with that oneimpossible act to follow
he's worse than josh
>>540690608>t. akhmat muhamadunov
I'm in the pits, in the gutter looking up and I say I'm preparedi'm ready for the futurecome what may
>>540691226Lol
I bet niggers did this.
>>540691576serves her right for what the japanese did to the civilian ships one of my ancestors died from the warship 'ashigara' firing upon an unarmed civilian ship leaving singaporemy gfs family members got raped at nanjing
the shit that the japs tried to pull with their human experimentation, it's shocking that collectively as humanity we didn't just beat the entire country to death with batsthese cunts had billions of insects ethnically tuned to kill us all
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
