>>540676505Holy shit Sheriff Mike has cancer
>>540676505by who?jews? jeets? cia? christcucks? mods?
>>540676505>4chan is fuckedall those arrest videos where fake. everyone on this site is labeled satire. even threats. Go look at the 34 pages of chitwood threats. where are the arrests for those? Some of them, grusome.
>>540676724He's not playing around this time
>>540676505Hold hands with Sheriff Chitwood. Love Sheriff Chitwood. Buy Sheriff Chitwood a bunch of flowers. Hug Sheriff Chitwood. Go to church with Sheriff Chitwood. Invite Sheriff Chitwood to a nice restaurant for dinner. Offer to take Sheriff Chitwood fishing. Make Sheriff Chitwood a tasty stir fry in a wok. Invite Sheriff Chitwood for a weekend getaway at Yellowstone National Park. Offer to pay for Sheriff Chitwood's next tank of gas. Teach Sheriff Chitwood some new judo throws. Turn Sheriff Chitwoods head to the side and whisper compliments in his ear. Report a chud to Sheriff Chitwood. Help Sheriff Chitwood train for his next karate grading. Curb stomp a degenerate criminal with Sheriff Chitwood. Build a sand castle with Sheriff Chitwood. Take Sheriff Chitwood's trash out to the curbside on garbage collection day. Shout Sheriff Chitwood a beer at the pub. Lightly breathe on Sheriff Chitwood's neck on a cold morning. Cook a nice meal for Sheriff Chitwood. Lay in bed with Sheriff Chitwood. Massage Sheriff Chitwoods head gently. Roast a turkey for Sheriff Chitwood on Thanksgiving. Play a round of golf with Sheriff Chitwood. Offer your wife to Sheriff Chitwood. Watch a romantic movie with Sheriff Chitwood. Go to the beach with Sheriff Chitwood. Put a blanket over Sheriff Chitwood when he's fallen asleep on the couch. Carry Sheriff Chitwood's groceries in from the car. Take Sheriff Chitwood on a trip to the Florida Everglades and see alligators in the wild. Throw a surprise birthday party for Sheriff Chitwood and give him the first slice of cake.
>>540676724Threats are free speech anyway, that's how I know this is all fake. The first amendment says "freedom of speech" or doesn't say "unless it's scary or threatening or makes a sheriff piss his pants"
>>540676505Mike chitwood is a gay Jewish Freemason serial killer.If sheriff mike chitwood of velousia county florida was crosdressing in a gay dildo store, and he knocked a shelf over, then he started choking to death on a dildo that fell down his throat, I would not intervene
>>540676861What is this? Kek that last photo
>>540676851Jews pretend the law doesnt exist because they would be in federal prison or sentenced to death for their crimes.
>>540676928Jews and Freemasons are fag pedophile sodomites who infiltrate and blackmail the legal system. The Facebook pic even has a comment talking about chitwood's deputies raping a 13 year old.
>>540676851This.
>>540676505>Bogus threatThen let's make sure they aren't bogus anymore.
shitwood is looking a little rough these days, he should repent
>>540677125The dark side does terrible things to one's outward appearance
>>540676505I warned you guys. Each time you mention his name and alarm goes off in his office and he reads what you say immediately.
>>540676505Sheriff Chitwood is an American Hero.Every time he's de-anonymized you and prosecuted you for hate speech, it's been in absolute accordance with the 1st and 4th amendment, and in fact, it exemplifies his commitment to human rights and decency. I don't want to hear any of you slovenly losers, besmirch this good man's name. I hope he rounds up and prosecutes anyone he deems a threat; Sheriff Chitwood has a sixth sense for your bad behavior, and he's coming for you. Hell yeah!My favorite part is when he personally waits at the airport and says, "Welcome to Volusia county, enjoy your stay". You useless chuds never see it coming. His vibe slaps so damn hard, it's like he's saying "yes we've solved all the crimes in Volusia County, cold cases too, and all our focus should be on you". BASED BASED BASED.We love Sheriff Chitwood here and we're excited to see how many of you dorks he rounds up. Oh, and If you happen to die in custody, that's your problem.One final note, picrel is entirely AI generated, I'm sick of you losers reposting it. You pathetic incels keep reposting images of what only appears to be Hero Chitwood, dancing in a bra, in many independent instances, over the course of many years, over and over. Yeah, those are all fake. Every single one of them is AI generated. A hero like Sheriff Chitwood would never demean himself like this, he is the definition of a "man's man", and frankly, let's be real, he's pretty handsome. My favorite feature of Sheriff Chitwood's handsome face, is his large, dominant, masculine nose. You noselets wouldn't get it.Thank you Sheriff Chitwood, for your eternal vigilance, thank you for watching over us! You are a true American Hero.WE LOVE YOU SHERIFF CHITWOOD.And you, reader, WILL respond to this post with an "I LOVE SHERIFF CHITWOOD" or you might just be doing a lil' hate speech yourself.
>>540677615Mike Chitwood is a fagot pedophile who fucks little nigger babies
>>540676861Ummm anon, why are you implying you would be in the gay dildo store to watch this happen?
>>540676666by the florida man
>>540676505there's a documentary called the killing season its about the li serial killer, a young shitwood is in it.
>>540678631Lmao
>>540676666Kids.
Is he still around? Have there been any new arrests since the initial ones?
I told you assholes to chill out but you just couldn't do it. Now you've pissed him off. I don't think you fully omprehend what you've done
>>540676505better lawyer up chuds
chitty don't play no shit chuds. apologize
>>540676505>"you wanna hack into my computer and put CHILD PORN in there go for it!"I love that HT made this a soundboard gag every show
talk chit, get hit
>>540676505I wouldn't shed a tear if life handed him ass cancer or something devastating. Maybe his daughter getting stage 4 bone cancer or his bitch wife getting dementia and shitting herself silly
>>540677615Chitwood should be "insert your own line here"Topkek
Now, Your Honor, we have to circle back to the phrase that the prosecution is oh so conveniently ignoring. “In Minecraft”. You all know what Minecraft is, right? Right? I see, ok then.Allow me to enlighten you; it’s a video game that allows the player, or in this case my client, to build imaginary buildings, create non-playable characters, and he can… if he wants to! He can destroy them. Now say my client creates a building that resembles Sheriff Chitwood’s place of residence, ok? I mean, it could really resemble any house to be honest. It has walls, a door, all that jazz. Maybe my client was feeling a bit creative and created a nice white picket fence to go with it. Now say my client created a non-playable character who he named Mike Chitwood. Maybe he saw Sheriff Chitwood on the news and thought, wow, what a swell guy! I like him so much that I’ll create him in Minecraft!Well, one day my client woke up and saw that his whooole landscape that he had meticulously made in Minecraft had been destroyed, yes, DESTROYED by the non-playable character named Mike Chitwood! How would you feel? You spend hours and hours building this BEAUTIFUL structure in Minecraft, and this non-playable character that you YOURSELF had created with your own TWO HANDS has destroyed it, quite literally, overnight! Wouldn’t that make you so angry, so totally furious that you decide to talk about this situation online with other likeminded folks who also play Minecraft? What I find here, Your Honor, is a case of unfortunate coincidence. A coincidence, that if WRONGLY prosecuted, will set a precedent that anyone who plays Minecraft could go to jail! Do you know how many people play Minecraft? Not just adults, like my client here, but also children! Think of the children, Your Honor! Do you want them waking up every day, scared to death of playing Minecraft because they think that they will go to jail?! Is this the kind of world that we would want to live in?
Unfortunately for him most people on 4chan know the only thing you say to cops asking questions at the door is to ask for a warrant, there were only a few low hanging retards with mothers who just want to clear things up with the police to go after.
shit and wood lawl
>>540676666i did it
>>540681120U moder fucker u
>>540680685Lmao I'm sure that is why he is looking like shit. He reads what someone says about him and his curiosity makes him read the thread and than the consequences of his actions start hitting him
>>540680503They would be putting it next to the rest of chitwood's child porn. Freebie!!!
>>540676505That poor man.
>>540676505>>540676603what is the most effective non-violent, diplomatic even, final solution to the Chitwood Question /pol/?
>>540683015A country that isn't run by tyrants
>>540683015If he's a Freemason then he swore to commit treason so a public hanging is considered state justice and not violence.
>>540676505wot lil chitty gon do
>>540676505He just attempted their bogus. Free our basement boy!>>540677641Once is kinda funny. Making it persona is gay. >>540678948Explain further.
>>540682177kek
>>540676505Kek. Just you have a look at that niggerjew.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/chitwood%20%20die%20today%20dead/type/op/
>>540683015link him to /b/
>>540683015just stop fedposting
>>540676761Sure thing, kike. Remember when shitwood tried looking like a badass only to get mogged by a 35yr old NEET?
>>540677641>in accordance with the Constitution No it isn’t. I’m not surprised you think so, based on the fact you need a room temperature IQ to support the police, but I encourage you to actually read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights
>>540685380I'm pretty sure that post was satire. At least I hope it was.
