In The Lord of the rings universe, dwarves are jews (they are diaspora, live in tunnels, hoarde gold etc). Tolkien admitted himself. Dwarves can't farm or create their own food. So what do they eat?
>>540677107shit take, apply yourself
>>540677107Dwarves eat OP's mum. Moria ran a train on her.
>>540677180>shit takeTolkien said himself that dwarves are jews. Look how fast you start seething
>>540677202Look at the immediate seething and shitting and pissing on the floor.
Jews are elves. Because they are the most liberal and graceful race while having shared ancestry with orcs, not humans, and you can still tell this by the pointy ears (jews were originally niggers)
>>540677328>Jews are elvesNo they're not, Tolkien himself said that dwarves are jews and the Lord of the rings universe. Why are you lying?
Interesting how fast the struck a nerve, because the movies portrayed dwarves as Scottish men, but that's not what Tolkien intended. Dwarves were never Scottish. You've all been brainwashed, and that's why you seethe that me, because you don't like hearing the truth
No one wants to answer my question. If Dwarves are jews who live underground in tunnels like the tunnels under New York, then what did the Dwarves eat?
/pol/ is jewish af
>>540677107indians toohttps://executiveconcern.substack.com/p/sabbath-millennium
>>540677107Dwarves do hard manual labor.Jews are Goblins and not present in LOTR.
>>540678358Okay retard
Ok. Next question, what are the turtles and the rat in TMNT?
>>540678932>Ok. Next questionBut no one answered my question yet. What did Dwarves eat? And why are you trying to change a subject?
>>540678977Who cares. Probably pizza.
>>540679035>who caresSo you're scared of me talking about this
Meat and roots, and they trade for grains to make beer because Middle Earth has cross cultural economics and social interactions. Pretty simple, really. And curious how many people this triggered
>>540679179>MeatOf what? > and rootsThey didn't garden, and any Roots would not go into their tunnels that were deep into the mountain. So that's not true.Any food they ate would have to be from trade or hunting, but it couldn't be hunting because they don't leave their tunnels usually
>>540677107>lorelet first attempt at superficial allegoryDwarves are Dwarves, Elves are Elves, Orcs are Orcs. Black Numenoreans on the other hand were the actual Jews.
>>540679347>memeflag denying the authors own wordsI expect nothing less from this board
>>540679332Unfinished tales talks about dwarves eating a starchy root called earth bread. Quit arguing like a fag if you're a lorelet
>>540679632So the Dwarves relied completely on trade for food. They were Marchants. Also, don't try to lead me like a fag and I won't reply to you like a fag retard fag
>>540677107Tolkien didnt admit jackshithe stole his ideas from Wagners Ringand there the dwarf is Alberich who hoards all the goldand is obviously a jewWagners Ring is also where he got the entire idea with the ring from, obviously
>>540679704pure seethe
>>540677107>jew worshiping christkike ashore comparing Dwarves to jews...
Lots of stuff about fantasy and roleplaying etc in the catalog today. What's the deal with that?
>>540677107>Dwarves are jewsNiggers are gay
>>540679984Hopefully its a sign The Saxon is awakening.
>>540679835Tolkien is a fraud that lied where he got his idea from"A dwarf steals gold from the Rhine and forges it into a ring that grants absolute power but carries a curse. Wotan and giantsand heroes like Siegfried, and gods fight for this ring. In the end, the old world of the gods perishes.
>>540677328You're retarded, the race of people who are ethereal, beautiful, noble, care about beauty rather than money, are jews according to you.
>>540677223Yes, I remember my cousin is an extreme fan of Tolkien and would always talk about the dwarves being the Jews. Maybe they just eat the mushrooms like billy and mandy implies
>>540677107The dwarves were created out of mud and then snuffed out because they displeased God (Eru Ilúvatar).
>>540680255the dwarves are jews due to Wagners Ringthats where Tolkien got his ideas frombut he was philosmetic so he changed it to somethign unrecognizablethats why his book makes no sense
>>540680327I never read wagner's ring but from your description of it, I would consider that claim believable. I mean, look at Fortnite, not trying to make a stupid comparison, but it's an obvious one. They weren't the creators of any aspect of their game. They just borrowed ideas from others and happened to be the one that hit the jackpot. Sees , believable that the same could've happened here
>>540677107It always struck me as odd, the things about jews that made it through to his caricature of them. Of course, jews lack all the good aspects of dwarves, but Brits had few jews and therefore had a much better opinion of them than they deserve. They got their food through trade - I wonder if "not farming" was also something he based off kikes or if that was a funny side effect of them digging down for gold and living where there's no sun. That's also an interesting parallel, them not living in the sunlight/being effectively hidden from everyone else
>>540680425E Michael Jones made a book about itTolkien lied his entire life where he got his ideas from
>>540677328There's only 1 race of jewish elves in popular fiction
>>540677328-3 rings for elves (Norway, Sweden, Denmark)-9 rings for humans (Netherlands, UK, Liechtenstein, Belgium, Luxembourg, Spain, Andorra, Monaco, Vatican).These 12 represent the European monarchies, which also represents the 12 stars on the EU flag. The remaining 7 rings went to the Middle East monarchies (Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, Oman, UAE).
>>540680581This is the ultimate goy take , but even if this is all true, and that token and his entire success in existence is because of an anti-Semitic German author I will not cease to love the movies or the video games even if it is completely all because of the fact that he was a Jew lover with Stubborn beliefs, because we all know this world is as it is the Jews run it, they would never allow a movie game.Multi franchise, like to load the rings to even exist at all even if Wagner was the only fantasy author to ever make a book about a ring. I'm not here sitting here telling you that I love Tolkien's Jew loving, and I think that he is a perfect person. I'm just saying that I'm almost kind of glad he was a Jew lover in a way because knowing this now that the entire story is because he copied. An anti-Semitic author. I'm kind of glad you did it, because if he didn't, we probably would've had even less European centric fantasy that was good in the 2000s
>>540677107Dwarves are an industrious race. They like to work with their hands and produce marvelous works and objects. They are brave and noble.>Uhh that's just like jews!!You're fucking retarded. Don't slander dwarves like that.
>>540677611Most Canadians claim to be descended from Scots.At least until recent times, now thanks to Castros bastard and his lickspittles, the "new" Canadians are Indians.Are you descended from Scots too?
>>540681058Lord of the Rings is a kosher version of Wagnerthats why jews like you and this obvious shill thread promote Tolkienthats why Thiel and Karp and all the other jews in silicon valley suck Tolkiens dick
>>540680135>>540680135I knew this would trigger a ton of seed because you watch the movies where they gave the dwarves Scottish accents. If you read the books, the Dwarves have nothing to do with Scotland. If you only read the books you would never imagine that the Dwarves were Scottish
>>540678358the hard labor part is a myth. stories of dwarves came up around here when italy based interests sent groups of mining experts, who were indeed short in stature and wore funny tall hats. they were looking for silver. their behaviour is said to have been secretive and foklore added what they knew of actual miners. those came into the plot only long after the experts had left, when mining rights had been aquired and mines started. apparently they were pretty good at finding ore. or they had help.
>>540681596>Lord of the Rings is a kosher version of WagnerThat's nice retard So what did the Dwarves eat, since they were jews in the Tolkien universe?
>>540681725>the hard labor part is a mythThat's nice retard So since Dwares were jews in the Tolkien universe, what did they eat since they lived in tunnels like how jews live in tunnels under New York?.
>>540681267I'm not doxing myself but as an Anglo you know Scottish people don't live in tunnels. If you only read the books and never saw the movies, you would never associate dwarves with Scottish people would you?
>>540677107No. Dwarves are different from jews in:-Great warriors -Live on their own, instead of subverting other societies -Hard workers-Dislike intellectualism -Not religious -Honorable-Austere
>>540682988>-Live on their ownNo they don't. The dwarves were forced out of their tunnels by orcs and a balrog. They were a diaspora, kicked out of their homeland just like the jews. That's half the point of the stories that the dwarves wanted their mountains and tunnels back. You probably played world of Warcraft and think it's the same thing as Lord of the rings.
>>540682988In the actual books the dwarves were literally just short little merchants merchants. There was nothing honorable about them at all.
>>540677107this is retarded and wrong. tolkein said the dwarves were based on swiss folklore. the name gimli and much of tolkein's dwarvish language can be traced back to old norse.
>>540683441Okay retard
>>540683441the stupid lies this man toldthe dwarves are from Wagners Ringhttps://youtu.be/frpSylLTi-s?t=2444
>>540679967Wait till you find out that dwarves were Mesopotamians in the norse myths.>>540680327>philosmeticIsn't it odd how the Dwarves were still portrayed as short sighted scoundrels to the point of going nearly extinct out of pettiness and refusal to help others, and only one dwarf in history earned a place among the elves.>>540681088>>540682988>They are brave and noble.As evidenced by the fact that all they did in the Hobbit or LOTR was hide, refuse to help their allies, steal, and commit functional suicide, with a single exception.
Me dwarven gems
Correct. Dwarves are Nibelungs are Jews.
>>540683441>>540683693>ACKTUALLY THEY WERE SWISS!>ACKTUALLY THEY WERE GERMANZ!Why does every shill sound exactly the same on this website?
>>540677107What are you talking about you weirdo? There are no jews in LOTR that’s why it looks nice
>>540677107>Tolkien said Dwarfs were JewsPlease show us the quote.
>>540683874Your chatGPt should be connected to the internet. Go for it
>>540677107They eat the fruity pebbles.
>>540683935>Makes claim>Burden of proof falls on OP>OP refuses to cite proofI accuse you of being a liar and possibly Indian.
>>540683949> live underground >nothing but rocks and pebbles >they eat the fruity pebblesI see what you did there
>>540683441>this is retarded and wrong. tolkein said the dwarves were based on swiss folkloreYou know the traits of the Dwarves in myth and folklore?>Different skin than us>Beady dark eyes>Big noses>Curly dark hair>Cut dwellings into hills and rockfaces>live in the southern world>Carry a secret metalThey're Mesopotamians the actual historical group the Aesir are based on encountered during the bronze age collapse.
>>540684042Yep you win. Have a nice day retard
>>540683184And where do those dwarves go after they were forced out?
>>540683184They don't live in their homeland yet they don't live in the societies of others >>540683338Another lie, dwarves are characterized by their commitment to uphold their word and while they engage in commerce is not their main activity.Their economy is mostly self-sufficient, humans are the only LoTR race in which commerce is notable>>540683701You didn't read the books, the dwarves fought in the North preventing it from falling in the hands of the dark forces, and the only time Thorin was acting selfishly was because of Smaugs supernatural influence
>>540677223so why do they talk and act like scots?
>>540684364They were literally sheckle rubbing money grubbing greedy little bastards who would steal the shirt off your back if you let them. They hoarded gold.
>>540684461LmaoBecause (((Hollywood)))
>>540684500see>>540683693
>>540684364Listen my Moroccan fren, Tolkien *liked*Jews. Or, at least, he'd never met one in the flesh. OP's assertion that his version of Jews wouldn't follow the tropes of today makes sense. They wouldn't just be evil goblins.
>>540684643>Tolkien *liked*Jews.Well he was English
Tolkien wasn't redpilled on the Jews so even if the dwarves are allegorical (which he hated by the way), it paints them in a fairly good light. Dwarves are noble warriors, against the dark evil lord and the main dwarven character in Gimli befriends the elf Legolas, even getting to die and go to Valinor.
>>540684364>Smaugs supernatural influencecan we look at the section of the Hobbit that talks about that for a moment? The complete text is online for free if your copy isn't available.
>>540684643No, even if you take the most neutral historical view on jews, saying that dwarves were as jews makes no sense.At its core and this by jewish scholars themselves, judaism (every jew was religious until very recently) is completely centered in living according to halakha, ritual law.Dwarves are a people who think little of the supernatural, extremely telluric.Jews were an urban population under the rule of foreign kings, while dwarves always remain independent and make their own kingdoms.Jews dedicated themselves to jobs that required literacy while dwarves are hyperspecialized in mining and craftsmanship
>>540684878>allegorical (which he hated by the way)Tolkien's critique of works that were too allegorical being construed as Tolkien believing stories emerge from nothing a priori and reference no real people or events is like the "But I did have breakfast this morning" filter but for white normies and redditors instead.
>>540685022Atheism is most common among jews by an order of magnitude btw and always has been.
>>540677107They eat plump helmets, and gigantic tortoise tripe
>>540677107Nah, they're gnomes.
>>540685119Yeah, that's why they lived by autistic OCD tier religious laws for millennia
>>540684461Because jews in Hollywood needed to get the focus away from jews.This isn't complicated.
>>540685022OP never said Tolkien was *accurate.* What are you trying to argue?
>>540677366The dwarves hate being short, hairy and ugly compared to the elves. Thus, they learned the art of denial and prokection.
>>540677223Can you give me a so(ooooooooo)urce for this information?
>>540677107SHOW ME ONE JEW WHO HAS EVER DUG A COOL HOLE.Hardmode no kike digging his own ditch at gunpoint.
>>540684945"Bilbo thought that Thorin would at once admit what justice was in them. He did not, of course, expect that any one would remember that it was he who discovered all by himself the dragon's weak spot; and that was just as well, for no one ever did. But also he did not reckon with the power that gold has upon which a dragon has long brooded, nor with dwarvish hearts. Long hours in the past days Thorin had spent in the treasury, and the lust of it was heavy on him.""The old Master had come to a bad end. Bard had given him much gold for the help of the Lake-people, but being of the kind that easily catches such disease he fell under the dragon-sickness, and took most of the gold and fled with it, and died of starvation in the Waste, deserted by his companions."Heavily implied to be a curse that affects people already emotionally weak, like the One Ring.Gold in general seems to have that power, specially when under influence of dark powers (Dragons are Morgoth's creation)
Well you see, Moria is in the mountains flanked by Rivendell on one side, and the elf stronghold of Mirkwood on the other. Maybe they had some trade?Then again knowing Tolkein, he would just have the dwarves eating the stones themselves, or some other mystical explanation.LOTR lore is very strange. There are a whole series of gods and demigods. Gandalf, Sauron, Saruman, and the Balrog are all demigods known as Maiar. While Sauron and Gandalf both serve gods above them who had greater battles in previous eras. There is also the god-above-gods known as Eru who plans everything. The dwarves were technically the first race created by the smith-god under the mountain, but this violated Eru's plan, so they were kept dormant until awakening somewhat after the elves came into being. They are literally born from rock and stone.
>>540685257>that picturevery based
>>540677107I've you've read The Hobbit you'd know they eat everybody else's food
>>540685535They tunnel around New York a lot, but they aren't *cool* holes, they're all gross and slipshod, like goblins make.
>>540685279Yes because atheism doesn't actually exist it's just bitter hatred towards natural law.
>>540685343This is a retarded argument. Everything is related if we stop taking "accuracy"
>>540685548You took this to mean Smaug, who represents nothing in particular, shot magical lasers into Thorin's head to make him evil, thus making his deathbed redemption completely meaningless.Holy shit you Materialists have no hope.
>>540685567>LOTR lore is very strange. There are a whole series of gods and demigods. Gandalf, Sauron, Saruman, and the Balrog are all demigods known as Maiar. While Sauron and Gandalf both serve gods above them who had greater battles in previous eras. There is also the god-above-gods known as Eru who plans everything.>The dwarves were technically the first race created by the smith-god under the mountain, but this violated Eru's plan, so they were kept dormant until awakening somewhat after the elves came into being. They are literally born from rock and stone.Not that strangeEru Illuvatar = GodValar =ArchangelsMaiar = AngelsMorgoth = Lucifer
>>540677107Tolkien said that there was a small similarity there, and only because he was a christcuck simp and wanted to fellate the chosen tribe.The dwarves, though wanderers, xenophobic, selfish and resource motivated, were not parasites. They had been evicted due to a dragon, not because of their own heinous behaviour. In foreign lands they did not conspire against or sabotage others for their own benefit.The comparisons are never that strong. Sapkovskis dwarves in the witcher series are much closer to kikes since they conspire to dominate banking, are conniving and dishonest, and at one point screw Geralt around because he reveals that they’re involved in fraudulent fractional reserve banking.However, sapkovski always crudely transforms them back into rowdy and gruff Scotsmen when it’s time to resume liking them, rather than using them as a reason for why you should hate the humans (ie Europeans) of the continent.
>>540677107>dwarves are jewsjews are more like sauron and his goblins while orcs are their loyal amerimutts
>>540677107https://holocaustsummit.com/
>>540685781Can you even read? Dark powers affect people with already moral flaws.I said it before. Thorin acknowledges this (that was tempted by ruinous powers).It's nit straight up brainwashing but more like Satan is the father of lies
>>540685967witcher was even more stolen than lord of the rings>Witcher being a carbon copy of Elric of Melnibone. Fat pierogi muncher of a supposed author was just a comic translator in the 80's and he stole everything from said franchise since then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiP64adGjY
>>540685885Tolkein was just throwing in every European myth into one bag. Numenor is Atlantis for example, which also relates to legendary history about the Phonecians. He combines the chrsitian god with the pagan gods, so there's gods but also a god-above-gods. I heard he was cribbing a lot of his ideas from an antisemitic german author known as Richard Wagner
>>540686105So thorin was a bitter miser who'd betray and double deal, and "dragon sickness" is a fucking analogy for that.
>>540686196Claiming that any creative work that came after another is “ripping it off” is zoomer tier bullshit. Stop being an art snob.
>>540686563Just like every Christian believes that demons tempt you into bad choices because human nature is good? This Tolkien guy sounds like he may have been a Christian
>>540686720I don't even believe in the ownership of stories but the polack absolutely did just lift huge chunks of someone else's work and then claim he never heard of it lmao.
>>540686789No every christian does not believe that red men shoot lasers into your brain to make you evil lmao.
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>>540686965the dwarves are from Wagners Ringhttps://youtu.be/frpSylLTi-s?t=2444
>>540686886It's like you don't know what tempt means, even less at an spiritual level.The only one who thinks that's brainwashing is you
