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>>540679238>t.hans uberpoopenfahrten von scheissenlieben
>>540678823Because French cuisine is based on the premise that your are starving to death in an urban warzone. That's why they have so many recipes for pigeons, snails and frogs.France is the China of Europe.
>>540678823>Naturally flavorless protein fried in garlic butterWhy wouldn't you eat it?
>>540678823i wonder why they eat them fresh and not a bit rotten, for more aroma and better texture
So you only eat animals you are physically attracted to?
>>540679548No, because I'm not attracted to animals. I only eat young white women.
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>>540679649You are cannibal? Kys
>>540679338I came to that conclusion at some point too. At least nobody on the Balkans eats snails and frogs.My working theory for the Chinese is that during one of their endless civil wars they had no choice but to eat dogs and it kind of stuck with them ever since.
>>540678823Because french "people" are all FUCKING DISGUSTING dude, they're the jeets of Whites
>>540679338This is true. UK is japan. The rest of mainland Europe is SEA, you even have your own version of tiny countries cram next to each other with ancient blood feuds however everybody looks exactly the same (balkans)
>>540679548>KILLING CRAAABS!!
>>540678823They're tastyAlso hot take: snails are cute
>>540678823Because it's good. Have you ever had some?
>>540678823Theyre pretty good fried in butter and garlic. The creature has a lot of muscle in it.
>>540680117Is it even a hot take? They're prime cute.
>>540680136what kind of food you usually eat that you find snails good?
>>540680390Most people I've met don't like them :(But they're so friendly and curious
>>540679860If we throw leftover rice in the street, this will attract pigeons, rats and stray dogs. And then we can eat them!Hyaaaa
>>540680409A wide range of things. The snails alone are ok but the flavor is subtle. In practice it is a base for sauce dish. I don't understand people being psyoped into reducing their animal options to a few standardized factory farming items (chicken, beef if not jeet, pork if not semitic, maybe sheep products and even half of the world doesn't do that). Ironic that some anon ITT imagines it's done as cope for starvation. In the 21st century first world it's poorfags that restrict themeslves to three or four species for meat sources (and even then eating the same three speicific pieces carved out of large animals, or mystery whole ground preformed). They do the same with vegetables too. I've had people feign disgust or distress at eating rabbit, duck, lobster, snails, frogs, deer, crayfish, shark, etc, or even parts of cows and pigs they were not used to (feet, ears, tongue, heart, etc). There's no issue unless the animal itself is unhealthy or at least disgusting, which snails aren't.
>>540678823Someone who takes a picture of their dick and asks why the French eat this could do something really funny
>>540678823The French have the world’s finest cuisine. Yeah snails texture is gross but the French know how make it taste amazing. How many times have you heard another country that can make foreigners actually enjoy a land bug? None.
>>540678823So that we can eat these
>>540682874you dunno what you're missing though
>>540679920lol
>>540683467Noo Gary was it Mr. KRABBS??!
>>540680570
>>540684197>>540680570according to jewbot4000 they're heartless killers that are secretly plotting your destruction
>>540678823>>540679338>>540679920Nobody outside of tourist-trap restaurants eats those. Frog legs were actually an old Roman delicacy while the eating snail trope was part of British propaganda spread ahead of the arrival of French troops in Newport in support of George Washington. Kinda like Napoleon being short where in reality he was as tall as Churchill.
>>540684530it's not true I've had them a bunch of times, they're super cheap from the supermarket canned too... They smell terrible when you open the can though. Garlic butter, white wine and I forget what else, you stuff them in a mushroom cap and put cheese on it, it's actually quite good. It's not gamey either
>>540678823I have a few expired cans, what should I do with them frenchies
>>540678823Never had escargot, but I've had frog legs and they were good, a bit rubbery. Reminded me of gator.
>>540679933>UK is japan.Ireland is korea.
>>540678823I eat the ones I find around my house. And Sometimes, around other peoples’ houses!
>>540684197Cute
>>540684803did you have them at the "Chinese Buffet" ? lol.. That's where they serve them here
>>540678823https://holocaustsummit.com/
>>540679741Yeah, i’m sure he’s a real cannibal. Those are real
>>540684725Yes I've seen them in supermarkets and can confirm that the French don't actually buy them. It's for the same kind of people who get sushi rolls from walmart.
>>540678823>Why do French people eat these?Great taste, fantastic texture, excellent nutritional value.Why do Amerisharts eat and drink carbslop?
>>540684914that's for people that make stuff like picrel
>>540680570Fuck that thing. It would be taking a salt bath if I saw it. Disgusting.
French, Portuguese and Asians! AssCargo-T. lolA bit of butter, garlic and salt makes it bearable. eww
fresh water snails are full of parasites and bacteria. i believe that's a huge factor of why the French have a supernatural fetish for black people.
>>540678823> Why do French people eat these?
>>540685038guinnea dago
>>540685147the canned ones too ? Also what's a freshwater snail ? Usually you just see them stuck to the sides of ppl's houses
>>540679338Modern pigeons are a species of feralized domestic birds that were historically used for numerous jobs as well as being farmed for meat. Why would you not expect some people to still eat them? Do you turn up your nose at raspberries and their cousins or rice and einkorn as well?
>>540679933Correct,France:>Absolutely central to Europe's culture and philosophy>Spread its culture not by war but by virtue of simply being superior>Has a reputation to suck at war somehow even though all of its enemies are a shadow of their former selfUK:>Every worthwhile bit of their culture they owe to France>Complex vocabulary necessary for advanced thoughts comes from french>Nation of petty, envious pirates with shitty teeth>Architecture: french>Boat design: french>Language of the elite: french>Had it's little glory days with a short lived empire it built out of greed and malice.Etc. the parallels with China and Japan are uncanny.
I want to try fois gras
>Once you get over your fear of eating snails, then you can enjoy life.https://youtu.be/sBYCckRqldM?t=1319
oh shit the conspiracy goes deep....
>>540679238>>540679282>why dont you eat shit like we do IN GERMANY
>>540685281>>Has a reputation to suck at war somehowThat's just modern Pharisean propaganda post Chirac's refusal to participate in neocon wars to shame the French for not dying the last mam against the Germans in WW2. Nobody with a passing knowledge of history actually believes that. Pretty good summary otherwise, tho cultural influence by warfare actually did take place throughout most of the Middle Ages, going back to Charlemagne really. To cite a random example: the consumption and monastic production of beer (bière) spread in Germany after the Carolingians promoted the cultivation of cereal in much of central Europe, which in turn was only possible through intense warfare agaisnt the Saxons.
>>540684197lol ok that's cute
