>>540679599Ukriane is that way ===> , have fun
ZOG'd
>>540679599Sign up for the Ukraine foreign legion
>>540679599I want to post rat birds on /pol/
>>540679599you can do it
I want to die in a whore
>>540679599Don't. The next few years are going to be more entertaining than you can even imagine.
>>540679777Checked! I have like twenty pictures of Clavicular taped up in my shed.
>>540679599I want to die in a school shooting.
>>540679599which one?
>>540680154nuclear war I wanna go out with a global bang
>>540679975blessed shed
>>540679599WAR!HUH!Yeah,What is it good for?Absolutely nothin'
>>540679599I also want you to die in a war.
>>540680059I wanna be the one doing it.
>>540680314You'd have to be very lucky to die right away; you won't like the slow, agonizing death.
Dying in war is glorious, as long as it is for a righteous cause, like fighting against sodomite world domination
>>540679599Cool, theres like 4 major conflicts ongoing, go enlist as a merc in one, they all accept those.But you wont do shit
>>540681057I can just sit and bake in the sun for all I care
>>540679599Just do it!
>>540679599I used to drop bombs on people like you.
>>540679599anti semite !
>>540679599no you don'tthe ways drones kill look nasty
>>540679599Play COD or CS or something. You gona die a lot mate, they are all cheaters.
>>540679599Go start a war with your local pd
>>540681350It’s just a bomb, pretty quick and painless overall. Unless you survive the initial blast of course.
>>540679599I want to die from snu snu.
>>540681860Same
>>540683073
>>540679599>I want to give all of myself to a cause that is worth it>but I need the government to tell me what how where when and why or I’ll just sit on my computer and earn a wage
>>540679599you're in luck, both Israel and Ukraine are states at war, you can join them and die, free of charge.go on good goy, live your dream
>>540679599Can't. Drones ruined war. You could do the funny with police or politicians but honestly it would definitely end up as a nothingburger made by a crazy retard so is not worth it imo.
>>540679599ukraine is taking volunteers, gogogo!
>>540681234and now you have sex with their boipuccihow the world has change
>>540679599You already are
SEND HIM
Good goy
>>540679599Just go outside It's an active war zoneThere are entire cities that are pvp areasHow is this difficult?>p-p-p-PLEASE mr. jew tell me where I can go to die for israel I want a special gravestone and a special flag for my gold star familyI do find it ironic that all the measures that kikes can take to motivate whites do die in ditches for them also motivate whites to fill ditches with kikes.I don't condone violence though violence has never solved anything in the history of history, ever>the hug of thermoplyae >the pow wow of little big horn>the stern talking to of Julius Caesar>the great reasonable reconciliation of differences>the reasonable reconciliation of differences 2
i just want the launch codes. i wont do anything. i promise.
>>540679599>i want to die in a war circumcised hands wrote this, no but for real what's the deal?
>>540685857ah>wari did not read this:/
>>540679599send fren
>>540679599Like a heroic soldier or a civilian victim? Or maybe hunted down by a drone? Or obliterated in an artillery barrage like in WWI? Or sent over the top toward concentrated machine gun fire? Or dysentery? Typhus? Or literally drop dead of exposure and starvation like German soldiers in Stalingrad? Or hit by a sniper from a mile away because you stood up?
If you could have died in an Battle in History which would you have chosen? For me Stalingrad just because of it being the deadliest in History.
>>540681091See this: >>540686721
Vietnam: send troops out on patrols as bait to draw fire from elusive enemy, so you can shell them and bomb them.
>>540686721I would pick a pilots death. It only takes like 10 seconds falling down and you are guaranteed a 100% death.
>>540679766More likely he dies if he joins the russian foreign legion, so he should go that route. i know someone who signed up for the foreign legion and it turns out frontlines is mostly just aimless boring patrols, he claims, he hasn't even killed anyone yet. Russians will probably send him on an immediate assault mission.
>>540679599Boy are you in for a treat
>>540686927Plus you die while fucking sitting. It doesn't get comfier than this.
Go to Chicago, gang bang, reprezent the south side, pack heat, drive by n shoot. Get capped.
>>540686935You anti-Russia fags are so delusional it's bordering on literal mental retardation at this point.
>>540679599same
>>540686927My point is, it’s not noble. You could be Sgt. Rock, but when 10,000 shells explode over your trench, you’re going to be hamburger, without ever firing a shot. So many shitty, meaningless ways to die in war. Inept leadership is certainly #1.
>>540679599A lot of you fuckin clowns do. Its why we're going extinct. The jews have been expoiting it for centuries
>>540679599What do you mean, like a war against jewish usury?
>>540679599why>>540683073>>540683315I wanna fuck some fat rat bitches
>>540686775d day because I wanna immediately get gunned down by an mg42
>>540687144Don't know what you're talking about. You're schizophrenic, poojesh.
>>540679599>>540680314Honestly, part of me is hoping that the world ends soon, either from nuclear war or something even crazier like the Moon messing up its orbit and crashing into Earth... because that way I won't have to worry and go through the extra stress of taking my own life, as selfish as that sounds.Plus I'm very curious to see if an afterlife really does exist and I don't want to have to wait many decades from now when I'm in my 80s or 90s just to get my answer.
>>540687441>like the Moon messing up its orbit and crashing into Earthmaybe you wouldn't be suicidal if you knew the length of earth history and basic probability theory
>>540679599i want to die by being eaten alive by a lioness
>>540679599I have a fetish for dying of radiation sickness. You and I are not the same.>>540680509This is war, huh? Wow!
>>540687303
Same. I'm 5 years old
>>540679599Just go to Chicago with sign in picture.
>>540679599I want to die old and feeble lying in my own faeces and urine unable to remember the name of the fat negress pummelling my face with her fat meaty face as I tell her to "fuck off nigger"
>>540687920Hey cat you can die like that. It ain't me
>>540688078>>540688151I don't think even 5 year olds are impulsive enough to *willingly* throw their lives away the same way OP would be
>>540679673Came to say this
>>540679673nice, haha , fpbp. OP is likely a fed;
>>540688469
>>540679599Go to ukraine
>>540681350As long as you dont get your legs blow off it seems ok.Modern war is fucking gay though.Its just an extreme high stakes game of hide and seek now.
>>540686721Artillery barrage would be pretty kino
>>540679599
>>540687337Based