The fairer sex is showing how they cook when they're cooking for one. It's not good. It's a viral trend called girl dinner.
>>540688723I find it funny because grannies cook well even if they live alone.These women excused themselves in "expecting me to learn how to cook is sexist o algo" and never learned to cook properly Their mothers should have slapped the shit out of them when there was still time enough
>>540688723this actually needs to be encouragedmaybe then women will stop being such humongously fat bitches
>>540688864Women have only gotten fatter as their cooking skills have decreased.Instead of eating well made dishes prepared with natural foods, they get take outs and prefabricated shit
That works for me, just quadruple the serving size
>>540688723didn't feel like including the reddit link this time faggot?
>>540688723I slow cooked a brisket and been having it with scrambled eggs, it's that simple you lazy cunts
Doing it right
I mixed up some ground turkey and leftover mince and made hamburger helper and brownies. Bitches are lazy and make for terrible pets.
>>540688723This the new rage bait?I'm disappointed, not even angryHere, look at my cock
>>540689341people on the pacific truly cannot separate asiatic cuisine from their repertoire lmao
>>540689341That's a boiled egg, not a scambled egg
>>540688723>and then she DoorDashed a pizza and chocolate lava cake
>>540689449Gorgeous cock anon, really beautiful and big
>>540689165dropping cocaine and chainsmoking is doing a bit of lifting there too
>>540688723no american woman is eating like that
>>540689486Different mealIt's also sardines and not brisket and the eggs are pickled, as is the cucumber and the kimchi is homemade
>>540688723Women nowadays are too solipsistic, for the most part, to cook well for others’ wellbeing and enjoyment. Sadly, this applies to over 95% of all American women.
>>540689476I made the kimchi though
Stop calling the way I eat a girl dinner
>>540689571False advertising
OP has been on reddit. This is the second thread OP is pushing this girl dinner reddit thing. OP is perhaps inauthentic and homosexual.
>>540689632Quite being a girl
Tonight we ate rice cooked in chicken stock I made, with diced ham, broccoli and cheddar cheese, but I didn't take a picture of it because I'm not gay.
>>540689602basedi was just saying that because i live in BC and as a former exec chef it's truly hard to not be influenced by east asian cookery
>>540688723>It's a viral trend called girl dinner.this has been a "thing" for ages
girl dinner.
The source of op's flagrant homosexual nonsense.
>>540689636I don't have a pic of the brisket and eggs but I'll see them soon out the other end
>>540688723>one pack of italian sausages>lay out on sheet pan>lightly season/salt>set oven to 375>cook 20 minutes>take frozen bag of peppers and onions>pour over sausages>lightly oil and season>cook 20-30 additional minutes>temp should be 165+ F>veggies should be soft/mildly charred>serve on large bun/roll
>>540689449Nice cock, bro. I got two.
>>540689713>people pay money to circlejerk
>>540689598Legit thought that was Tech Shrek for a second
>>540688755Grim
>>540689714Post a picture of that then
>>540689692That's Hongcouver, of courseAll Aussie pubs have Asian stuff on the menu
>>540689771Tomorrow, I OMAD
>>540688723
>>540689735
>>540688723yummy
>>540689449This Cock Mega Evolved.
i love boiled eggs but this is what i mostly get
>>540689341>Kimchi for that guy health and microplastic removal>deens for that protein and essential minerals>eggs for dem bulk to keep muscles fed>cucumber to place fiber and moisture into guy for better digestion>mayo to tie it all togetherThis guy fucks
>>540688723girl dinner is chads semen
>>540689823Tomatoes look delicious They go very well with shiso leaves, try it
>>540688723Yeah, but the. they pish off a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's or some other slop. Women are pigs. They aren't stopping at 2 eggs, 4 raspberries, and a fucking pickle.
>>540688723> girl dinner> looks inside> nothing but tranniesSorry, I do not believe in girl anything on the internet. Same way I don't believe a Canada flag poster is an actual canadian.
>>540688723>>540688755sheeit dey needa git dem a black qwayne (male) to make baked flaming hot Cheeto encrusted boneless chicken breast strips and mac n cheese
can you teach me how to boil an egg
>>540688723Girls drool, Boys rule.
>>540688723FOIDSLOP AGAIN
>>540688723/ck has you beat with the one where the bitch posted slices of bread as her cuntdinner alongside a bawwpost regarding her bf making her "ugly cry" over a "lack of planning on his part""
>>540689449like a bawwwssse
>>540688723Can't tell if that's a stalk of celery of one of those string cheese snacks up top lol
>>540689851Add baking soda to the water
>>540689808hahahahahaha
>>540689341it looks like you scraped it out of the garbage disposal
>>540689808
>>540689851Use old eggs, they break apart with zero problems. Next time you buy eggs buy double and just wait.
>>540689797>>540689823based ploughmans luncherthose tomatoes look like a vampire could live off them damn
That’s why most Michelin star chefs are men.
>>540688723That's actually a decent meal, last time this thread was made it was just buttered toast
>>540688723I thought this was some single purpose cake batter maker. My disappointment was immense seeing that it's 4 strawberries, two eggs, and a fucking cheese stick.
>>540690043And not sourdough Dumb bitch
>>540689784close enough but at least you guys have anglo staples on your pub menus where as most of ours are an american/jap/chink/jeet fusion with fish and chips being the only bong food thats standard Tis hard to make nice food on the ring of fire
>>540689851I feel personally attacked.
>>540689753Might as well be, as both have the nearly the same negative social value
>>540688723For the last few years whenever I get hungry (lunch and dinner), I usually just drink 4 to 6 raw eggs, a glass or two of milk, and a bowl of browned hamburger with salt and pepper. Still drink a lot of (fluoridated) tap water though. Idgaf anymore bros
>>540690079At the end of the day a man just wants a steak or schnitzel. Burgers are quite good too
>>540690098welcome to my hell...I’m going to try adding baking soda and old egg to my next batch.
>>540690013how old can you go?if they float, can you hardboil them and be safe to eat?
>>540690156Just fry them broI scramble them with grated cheese, chopped spring onions
>>540689851old eggs as anon said.leave them on the counter to get to room temperature before you cook them.Get the water boiling first.Lower them into the boiling water with a ladle or something carefully.After your cooking time is up immediately hit them with cold water. Cool them completely and quickly. Gauranteed or your money back.
>>540689851You can get packaged ones from the store already hard boiled and peeled. You can warm them in the microwave but poke a whole in them otherwise they explode.
>>540689963These are much better when you toast the bread first
>>540690226A refrigerator egg almost never goes bad before its best before date and is usually absolutely fine even two weeks after it. If I'm making a big smash of deviled eggs I use cartons that are within a week of their best before date.
>>540689536kek
>>540689851Use a steam basket my negga
>>540690226>if they float, can you hardboil them and be safe to eat?post purchase from a supermarket your eggs are already a few weeks old so age is just a number, campylobacter and salmonella get raped by cooking to (insert local food saftey here) there is no issue unless foul odor/discoloration on the shell/odors from crackingEggs last a long time and hardboiling will kill mostly anything
>>540688755Middle one isn't terrible. Like if you were low carb or keto its fine
>>540690272This is exactly what I do and it never fails.
>>540688723>>540688755>>540688851this is why women live longer
>>540689851It's just overcooked. I bet your yolks are also dry and changing to a greyish color, right? 4-5 minutes from the time the water boils is all you need. You should be fine-tuning on each cook to reach the perfect amount of time for your location and equipment. Cooling the eggs after removing from the heat like the other guy said is also helpful.
>>540689449>i sa-i say boy mighty fine day out heah>now son, why don't ya tell me where i can find the hens. >the hens, boy! the hens! ain't ya listening?
More than niggers, more than kikes, I absolutely and utterly fucking despise women.
>>540690643I gotchyu Mr. Leghorn.
>>540689851Just get an 8-12 dollar egg cooker it is way simpler, quicker, and more efficient. It will come with a little measuring cup that will tell the amount of water you need for different types of boiled eggs and also a kit for omelettes and poached eggs.
>>540688723For most of history humans generally didn't cook all their meals. They'd eat whatever didn't require a fire all the time. People got fat once cooking became normalized. Then sedentary. Now the AI surveillance state rises and you're worried about what women "cook"? A useless man you are.
>>540689744pretty sure reddit is free
>>540690851Yes cavemen evolved from berries they picked
>>540690462>ham>not terribleFYI World Health Organization classifies ham as a Group 1 carcinogen due to its sodium nitrate content
>>540691075Lol
>>540689851For me, the shittier the egg quality, the worse they are to get out of the shell. I've tried every egg brand in 3 of the stores around me, and only two of them have eggs where the shell slides right off easily. Coincidentally, they are the most expensive and best quality from local farms, and have the best, richest colored yolks.
>>540691075>WHOthey have been discredited
>>540689341did you eat it and shit it out before taking the pic?
>>540689963Mmm my polish mom used to make me tomato and onion sandwiches with mayo, salt, and a bit of pepper. Fuck they were good. Would still eat them if I didn't stop eating seed oils years ago.
>>540688851>>Their mothers should have slapped the shit out of them when there was still time enoughTheir mothers encouraged them, and ate the reason they are the way they are.
>>540691177Missing Michelin star slop. Like 94% of Michelin star chefs are men.
>>540689248Based
"Boy kibble" foids have been real quiet since this new meme appeared
>>540688723Men are better cooks anyway. We just made women do it because it was very time consuming a hundred years ago and we had way more important shit to do.
>>540689950This or salt.
>>540688723>>540688755Grim. My microwaveable Devour meal looks better than this.
>>540691075>literally WHOah yes the mass murderers led by a communist that isn't a doctor
>>540689449now that's a goddamn mini t-rex
That looks healthy for a girl to eat. Have you seen the average fat birch in America?
>>540688851Their mother's picked dog shit men, and then when they were disrespected, cheated on, never supported, they said, "Don't ever do a god damn thing for any man". And just didn't bother to teach them to be basic respectable humans.Unfortunately these are the ones that breed like crazy. So over a couple decades we're completely swamped with these useless people, both male and female btw.
>>540690226Floaters being bad is a myth. Has to do with humidity loss through the pores. Nothing related to contamination. Unwashed can be safe to eat left on the countertop for over a month. Washed and in the fridge are safe for an ungodly amount of time.>>540690394Wrong. Shiga toxin producing e. Coli is still a concern. No cooking their metabolites out.t. Ag vet
>>540691529
>>540691317Olive oil, spanish
>>540691075I don't think the WHO has your best interests at heart.
>>540689851Next time stick them up your as an lay them. You might give birth to a janny.
>>540688723Behold what feminism hath wrought. Even the women are miserable
>>540689753it's tech fiona now, bigot
>>540689713>feral platesThese bitches have no idea.
>>540691573Is that campus police?
>>540688755White women are shit cooks
>>540689165And alcohol
>>540689851They are not "old eggs." Those people are retards. They have been boiled to long. They need three minutes (at sea level.) The need to be timed when you see the water 1st start boiling. Then after three minutes, run them under cold water and crack the shells and keep them in cool water for a bit so when you peel them they are not to hot to touch but don't let them cool all the way down. Make sure they are all cracked while they are cooling. The skin on the inside of the shell will come off with the shell and they will be perfect. If you are at higher elevation let them boil a little longer. I don't have a formula but my mom's house is at 6,000 feet so when I am there I do 4 minutes and they work fine.
>>540691177>>540691384>tweezerslop
>>540689851everyone is wrong, poke a hole in the shell, boil 12 min, ice bath. thank me later
>>540688723this is why people need to hold on to their traditions. At least cook what your parents made you.
>>540688723Why are women so disgusting?
>>540692708Its kinda funny making people pay money to eat flowers or powdered deer penis as long as you do is aesthetically
>>540692364Apparently you're the retard, no one said they were old eggs. They said if you want eggs that peel easily, use old eggs. Learn to read, retard.
>>540689713One of the gayest subs and it's posted here every single day
>>540689853>This guy fucksnot for long, he's setting himself up for blocked blood vessels, which is the leading cause of erectile dysfunctioneating like le alpha male makes you impotenthttps://youtu.be/Jne9t8sHpUc
>>540691075>World Health Organization classifies ham as a Group 1 carcinogen due to Islamists deciding what is best for you.
>>540693172Well OP has figured out how to remove the reddit link in his OP postWill he learn how to change his filename?Tune in tomorrow to find out!
>>540692932It's been happening for a while now so even some people's parents were making slop their whole lives. We need some type of education drive to rekindle a culture of gastronomy
>>540690319i find that's messier, as the dry bread doesn't soak up the juices as well, and makes for loads of crumbs, not to mention cutting up the inside of your mouthyou end up with juice all down your arms and then your stepdad calls you a gaylord pussy>>540690851>People got fat once cooking became normalizeddemonstrably false, most of the world living an agrarian lifestyle are incredibly healthy and lean. they eat mostly starch, from a single source, cooked over some sort of heat. the earliest human remains show they ate tubers and wild cereals for the most part. just like the native north and south americans, with exceptions like the inuit and the plains indians who ate mostly meat due to their environments.>>540691557i worked with a lot of euros, and they always wondered why we kept eggs in the fridge. turns out they're powerwashed with bleach or something to get the salmonella (aka chicken poo) off. >>540691810is that a cut up muffin?
>>540692895>boil 12 min
>>540689713>r/IncelLunchManifest
>>540688755Someone post something from bestgore, I need to see something more appetizing to cleanse my pallet.
>>540688723how in tf would one combine these into an actual meal? I love eggs and strawberries individually but what in taf is that
>>540688723I have one pot where i put in like 300g of spaghetti.Other pot i put in 300g of premade bolognese sauce with 5 eggs 80g of crated cheese and a can of tuna.Bon appetit.
>>540692895totally wrong, you need to go 30 mins minimum, if the eggs aren't green you're doing it wrong
>>540690480add a teaspoon of baking soda to the water before the eggs.
>>540693299Kek. Lol Anon. Lmao even.Thanks for the hearty Kek.Also see (pic related)
>>540689851That also happens to me quite often.
>>540688755>>540688723I don't want to hear a foid making fun of my dino nuggets ever again
>>540690596I dunno i simply leave them in a cooking pot and let the water cool down.
>>540693883might want to familiarize yourself with the rules anonadvertising is against them!
>>540689165>Instead of eating well made dishes prepared with natural foods, they get take outs and prefabricated shit"any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie"
>>540688755>Please notice my quirky & colorful vape that has become part of my personality. I hope she gets the most aggressive, incurable type of cancer that starts in her toenails and spreads no matter how much they amputate.
>>540688723Why is it so hard for retards to cook? You can literally make a nice dish of pasta in ten minutes. Bring water to boil, cook pasta for 7 minutes, strain, add sauce, salt, spices, stir. Put in dish. Add parmesan cheese
>>540693104Gonads are important for fertility and pain relief. Lions eat them first for a reason.
>>540690272>Get the water boiling first.no, you should start them in cold water.
>>540694142Depression unironically.
>>540689341Did you pull that out of someone’s trash?
Wait we really expected to make an aesthetically pleasing meal when we cook for just OURSELF now? nah nigga I'm making tamagoyaki and eating canned tuna at best you go fuck yourself
>>540693183You're dead on mate. I was a natty bodybuilder, and some of you may even know me. I used to eat 8 to 12 eggs daily, ate 180 g of protein consisting of other meats. 200g of carbs on a cut and 300g on a bulk. Over time I discovered my blood pressure was always up, my arteries were inflamed, my liver and heart were too big. So I cut it all down to 150g a day of protein and 120g of carbs a day. Dropped 100 pounds in a year. Biomarkers back to athlete level health. I'm in my 50's now so I'm telling you all to do your own research. You don't need to get big to feel good, just be and eat healthy to feel healthy
>woman does anything>constant nitpicking and complaintsthis is why you get zero (0) pussy
>>540694142that's 100% a woman's meal and you're too retarded to realize it. just pasta cheese and sauce? what are you 105lbs and gay?
>>540689851Lightly lightly lightly tap the bottom of the egg with a spoon, again, lightly. You will hear a loud TACK. This will make it easier to peel it afterwards.What I do is I let the water boil first then add the eggs and start a timer. 7-7.5 minutes for soft yolk.
>>540693183I have low blood sugar and low blood pressure thoughI clearly don't eat that every day
>>540689753finngolian phenotypewhat an absolute creature
>>540694693Nah, that's just a regular meal fatso
>>540691075What's their stance on the covid vaccine?
>>540688723That's minimalostic, but not bad. If the bitch is doing some weight loss shit, this is actually good.
>>540694514https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tz9eQH80N0Q
>>540688723at least she like eggs.
>>540688723I made some chicken cordon bleu for dinner tonight, with a side of air fried brussel sprouts to char them and a bit of olive oil.
>>540689851I hate when the fucking shell sticks to it like that.
>>540689735Bit of a snake are you?
>>540694142>0 nutrient meal made out of nothing but processed slopwell, technically I guess at least there are some nutrients in the cheese, but otherwise you may as well eat a bag of crisps
>>540690156vinegaralso stick them in the water while it's still lukewarm so they warm up more evenly>b-buh muh cooking tiemgit gud
>>540688723Cooking is one of the few joys I have in this hellish existance. Homemade bread, from-scratch soups, home smoked bacon, all manner of sausages, etc. For particularly lazy days, I throw meals in the sous vide in bulk and freeze them for use later in the week.A BLT with all homemade ingredients is bliss. Hickory smoked bacon, home-grown tomatoes and lettuce, homemade mayo with olive oil instead of basedbeal oil, and freshly baked bread...
>Food thread>Muts don't cook and are amazed that food can look, taste nad have nutrients in itGo figure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mmw_yBR0T4
>/pol/: egg boiling
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>540694598>just like eat normallyFantastic insight from the department of no fucking shit sherlock.
girl dinner is supposed to be some ice cubes in water in a pot
>>540692230Fuck NIGGERS!
>>540693923I'll slap a bitch on your behalf if I hear her talk shit about dino nuggies. Well, really, it's for all of us.
>>540688723you have missed the trendit's a hurt and comfort memepost a sad dinner and vent a sad story
I just ate a bachelor chow of canned chili mixed with brown rice now I feel bloated
>>540688755HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER
>>540689963That's like the opposite of the BLT I make--seems hellish. I just do bacon, lettuce, and mayo, then slices of salted tomato on the side.
>>540690596>You should be fine-tuning on each cook to reach the perfect amount of time for your location and equipment.This is the real key for most things. understanding your kitchen well is the best way to cook efficiently and with good results. Takes me about a month at least to key into the oven when I move someplace new. If one thing would make me want to live under communism, it would be the standardization of appliances--but then you wouldn't have any food.
>>540690123Reverse osmosis, niggy.
>>540691443Not even. Usually the idea behind hunting has been "being quiet."You ever been around a modern woman? I'm pretty sure every female hunter is slightly autistic, at best.>silent>solitary>patient>(on a kill) cooperativeDoesn't sound like women to me.
>>540693575Unfortunately, it's an issue of class, at a certain point.Every day I thank God I was raised by people with taste who were well-traveled.There are a lot of cultural gutters. The culinary gutter is just one of many.
>>540694693Make fresh gnocchi with fresh pesto, cook the gnocchi properly, and then get back to us, gaylord.
