>Be me>Car totaled by retarded drunk driver>I am fine because God protected me>Fat insurance payout>Gotta buy a new truck for my work>Planning on buying a 2018-2020 to avoid the Covid/Chip Shortage enshittification>Decide to look at what a truck would cost new>picrel>$70kHoly fuck, what retards are buying this? I can literally get the same thing, low-mileage, for like $40k. Almost half. Who exactly is buying new cars and trucks? Not everyone is a fucking millionaire, but somebody must be buying all these.
>>540690791>>I am fine because God protected mestopped reading there.I got assaulted on may 18th 2025.haven't been the same.
Boomers have accepted car payments as a normal, eternal fact of life so they have no reason to not continually swap their 3 year old trucks for new ones.
>>540690844Brown hands typed this
>>540690791Construction companies are buying them with your tax money.
>>540690791get an older one. 1990 trucks are better anyways.
>>540690791I just bought a "new" car with 100 miles on it, stop being poor lol
>>540690791>Only $71,000Lol. You broke ass maga niggers.Try to compete or kill yourself.
>>540690791Oh hey! I noticed you looking online!! Is there a day that you are available to make it in and check it out in person?
>>540691113>I just bought a used carFTFY
>are buying this? >I can literally getDo you not see your retardetion before hitting send? Who the fuck bought the new vehicle that is now used for you to get? You never get new vehicles you turn into India.
>>540690791For a fuckin half ton
>>540691082Agreed, but I don’t want to buy a truck with 200k miles on it. 2018 was 8 years ago now. 2012 Rams look way better, but, as my only vehicle, how old can I realistically go before reliability becomes a huge concern?
>>540690791My parents are getting me the new corvette. That's ok right?
>>540691169how many miles does your truck have retard?
>>540691118>$130k>It looks like a retarded spaceship for gay aliensPeople just really fucking buy whatever slop that corpos tell them to.
>>540690791The answer to "whose still buying this shit" is always Boomers. They are the only demographic with massive disposable income. In fact, they've been the target demographic for disposable income since the 1980s. You might remember that age 18-35 used to be considered the peak demographic market for advertising, then shifted to 24-45, then shifted to 30-50, then 35-55, etc. it's always following boomers. Because they've rigged the entire economy for themselves their entire lives.
>>540691118ford has been shit since 2005
>>540691118LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING WHEELS, WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!!
>>540691239My advice is to buy it from someone you know won't try to fuck you over. Maybe an uncle with an old f-250 for example, those can push up to 700k miles and work just fine.
>>540690791I restored a 2004 350Z. Best fucking purchase I made, it only had 40K on the odometer. Put my cell phone in a faraday bag and my license plate diffuser and I can't be tracked.
>>540691118God I love the sound my 05 Diesel F-250 6.0 makes. I sound like the short bus from Hell coming down the road. Nutrucks are for tech sector cucks.
They intentionally break your car now
>>540690791Retards think they can afford these through financing then complain when they have no money leftover and live paycheck to paycheck
>>540690791>Not everyone is a fucking millionaireAnyone can spend like a millionaire with the power of credit. Sure you might end up owing the bank a gazillion dollars but that's a problem for tomorrow.
>>540691414Bretty nice anon
>>540690791You obviously don't work in the trades or a job that requires a truck.
>>540691389>700k milesYeah no lol.Eventually you have to accept that the golden age of trucks is over. I’m not buying a truck with 200k miles on it unless I know it was taken care of, which I don’t.I’m still not retarded to buy a 2024 iPad truck tho.
>>540690791Actually, the average American is a millionaire and making over $200k.
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>>540690791That's a high end model with country style interior. It's an expensive gay truck. If you aren't looking at a truck for functionality, then you don't need a truck
>>540691659Also it's a 5'7 bed. That's the same as having a little dick
>>540691617It’s true, I’m stripping the copper pipes out of his winter cabin as I type this.
>>540691353Let me guess. You drive a chinkoid lifted Toyota Tundra? Lmao
>>540690791Maxicans, probably. A new truck is a sign of pride and accomplishment. It's not merely a tool for work and commute like for most others.
>>540691345>The answer to "whose still buying this shit" is always Boomers. Not necessarily. There are some boomers who are pissing away their retirement on big luxury trucks/SUVs as one last "fuck you" to the world before kicking the bucket, but zoomers are not entirely blameless. Financial discipline and delayed gratification are at all-time lows. A lot of zoomers will happily sign up for a $1000/mo 72-month 39.99% APR loan for the appearance of wealth and opulence.
only hicks and white trash drive pickup trucks
>>540691222Legalize putting slice of cheese on the party grilled
>>540691118That’ll pay for itself in 2 years hauling hay
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>>540691659>That's a high end model with country style interior. It's an expensive gay truck. There’s no reason to not get a high trim if it’s 50% buying used anyways. I can afford an extra $2k for a fully loaded package easy. Insurance is gonna pay for most of it. I’m just not retarded enough to spend $20k on a high-trim, which is what happens when you buy new.>If you aren't looking at a truck for functionality, then you don't need a truckI’m an oil and gas contractor. I need a truck because, if nothing else, a sedan will bottom out and get fucked up even just driving to some of the sites that I work at. I also have big, heavy test equipment to haul in the bed. The bed size is fine for my purposes.
>>540690791>I am fine because God protected meSo Rabbi Yeshua destroyed your car for shits and giggles? What a jerk.
>>540690844Victim mentality lol
>>54069128894. I got a good deal cuz I bought it used. That still pretty low miles imo.
>>540690791I bought a new car, but it only cost me like 30k.
>>540690791These are solely built to debt entrap blue collar retards who can’t do math and are willing to work 80 hours a weak to pay off their truck that’s going to start breaking down the moment it’s paid off
>>540690791>read this thread>decide to scope around for new cars>everything is a 2 liter 4 cylinder with CVT transmissiondamn well fuck that
>>540690791You could spend 80k on a brand new limited long horn ultramax long bed gt crewcab 4x4 offroad cowboy edition.. or you could get a nicely trimmed 2023 with 25-40k miles on it for 30k....You're retarded if you buy it brand new.
>>540690791middle-class people trying to fit inpretty dumb unless it is for work or something, in which case going new can be worth it esp if ur not a mechanicalso maybe satan protrcted you, you dont knowyou might be destined to be the antichrist's poopy-pants'd jester that he chokes when he's angry
>>540691239Well of you get a manual pre-08 diesel from somewhere other than the rust belt you can go over 500k miles easy. My buddy has a million miles on his 24v cummins with basic maintenance.
>>540691222>draws grill lines on the hot dogs with sharpie>slips into microwave for 50 seconds>frozen burger patties >"hey chuck, hold one up with a spatula">"better throw a slide of Velveta on a frozen patty to make it look legit!">smile for the camera!
>>540690791Ford should have a $30,000 electric truck, the Fathom, next year.
>>540692552>electric truckdoes it come with a vibrating dildo and pride flags too.
>>540690791Apparently 1 out of 10 Americans are literal millionaires so car manufacturers are just catering to that demographic now
>>540692633only on paper due to real esstatethey dont actually have 1 million dollar lying around
>>5406926331/3 actually
>>5406926331/3 Americans go into credit card debt to buy shit
>>540692684What is stock portfolio, private pension, and reverse mortgage
>>540690791I want cheap Chinese EVs and Hybrids fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA. MACA, Make America Chinese Again.
>>540690791God bless God bless
To answer OP: Retarded people and fat country fucks.
>>540690791This depresses me i have never spent more than 4 grand for a vehicle in my life but i know streak when my sportage finally kicks the bucket in another 10 years
>Holy fuck, what retards are buying this?Why do you think they import so many migrants? The migrants aren't just here to work for less, they're here to go into debt to bid up the prices of consumer goods like cars.
First off it’s fancy trim. Second it’s supposed to be a work vehicle meaning a large portion of its sales demo is supposed to be a company not Dave from the sales department and it’s depreciation written off every year on taxes. Third government contracts cause this mass inflation on pricing. Finally if you’re buying any Stellantis product in 2026 you’re retarded beyond saving.
I guess ill just buy a different brand of truck
>>540692924>Kia>10 yearsAnon I have some bad news for you…
>>540690791Manlets with inferiority complexes.
>>540693012Its literally 20 years old already ive had it for 10 years and the previous owner had it for 10 years
>>540691239F-150 with the 4.2 unless you need it for serious towing. That engine was unkillable. During Cash for Clunkers they used to pour bullshit into the engine to try to make it explode and that little fucker just kept on going. Million mile motor. Mine was an 08 with a stick shift. Fuck I miss that truck.
>>540693007Look for older trucks and when you find a good listing look up common issues for that make, year and model to use as reference for when you look it over. If you’re not a gearhead have a mechanically inclined friend come with you. Might take a few tries but you can find some real great deals. Cop auctions are good too but it depends on the area.
>>540690791I have no idea how most people are affording them.
>>540693136>10 year 100,000 mile warranty!Kia and Hyundai do that shit for a reason anon. Audi is even worse. If it runs it runs but know that what you have is a freak and your riding around in a time bomb. Ride it until it dies but don’t be surprised. Even for more reliable brands yours has lived a full life.
>>540693291Kias break down around 100K because they’re primarily driven by actual animals who do not treat vehicles with any kind of care. Try running whatever you drive for 100K miles with only 3 oil changes and 30K of those on a spare.
>>540693224Therell be a new truck for me someday
>go look at 32k car>sticker price is 39k>by the time the dealership has a quote they want a loan at 8% that by the time I pay it off comes out to 52k on the fastest repayment plan Holy fucking kikes
>>5406907918' box and regular cab or you're a homosexual.
>>540693385No Kias break down because they are somehow even more inept at engineering than American manufacturers. So they took the Audi model and instead of just selling it to lease fleets before cashing in on the maintenance fees they sold directly to the consumer with a set expiration date and cashed in the warranty.There is zero reason to own a Kia or a Hyundai as a daily driver when Mazda is mogging them on every front.
>>540690791have you tried not buying a truck, you fat manlet?
>>540692585Unsure. Better buy the "Very gay Raptor" edition.
>>540692585I don't see how your dresser drawer is relevant here.
>>540691276why do you need the new corvette?
>>540690844Yagay works in mysterious ways dontcheaknow?
>>540691944>Victim mentality lol>t. Proud Self Identified Town Rapist
>>540690791god modern trucks look like shit, they look like the front half of a DC skate shoe, and they haven't changed that look in 15 years now.
>>540693385love me picanto. nothing goes wrong with it because there's nothing in it for anything to go wrong
>>540690791>I am fine because God protected meFascinating. I never see people like you cursing Yagay like the puto he is when things don't go your way. Why is that? Is it because you are being retarded on porpoise?
>>540693291Mine is on 176k my dad had an elantea with over 200k that would have kept going but he totaled it running over a bicyclist. Im not brand loyal i just buy whatever is cheap
>>540690791Looks like shit too compared to the older ones> here 70k of plastics sirs
>>540690791Take the horse pill. they live off grass and you can get plastered at the bar and still get home safely
>>540694149But what if the horse gets plastered too
>>540690844So Your dad raped you in your sleep too?
>>540690844TREs. Crab walk posture on your bed or floor and shake yourself until you feel adequate or exhausted.
>>540690791>Who exactly is buying new cars and trucks?"It s only $1000/month" is who is buying new cars and trucks.
>>540690844>be me>may 18th 2025>go outside and spread my asshole to a group of iggers>beg them to sodomize me>niggers beat the shit out of me>now I have even more brain damage than before>how could God let this happen?
>>540690844>stopped reading there.This new generation of braindead atheists is incredible. I wonder who is doing the kikes’ work for free, you probably guess it is Christians since Jews are called out in the Bible a few times.
>>540693572wrenchlet detected even a tall dude would struggle to get in there
>>540694583Whoever blesses Israel will be blessed
>>540690791you can buy a $1500 Dodge Ram from 20 years ago and put $4000 worth of new parts into it and it will be more mechanically reliable than this piece of dog shit.
>>540694149honestly we should all go back to life before 100 yearshorses are remarkable animals and the world still worked just fine without cars
>>540690791Who cares? Middle class people are often very wasteful because they can afford to be.
>>540691414>Can’t be trackedTalk to me about the diffuser…
>>540690791>I am fine because God protected mewhy you?
>>540690791Dont waste money on a half-ton truck. The EPA ruined the reliability of the half-ton. Buy a 3/4-ton.
>>540691353Toyota has been shit since the early 2010's. The 2nd gen Tundra was a flimsy piece of shit that had such weak frame the bed could dent the back of the cab... and that's before the rust rot eats half the frame away over the course of a few years. The nigger that put a million miles on two of them lived in the deep south and worked for a logistics company that paid him to drive constant highway miles. Conditions that even a pos 2015 Chevy Silverado 1500 with lifter eating AFM V8 managed to go a half-million miles in Exxon Mobil's testing without an issue. And Toyota refused to release a detailed list of repairs and services those trucks required.
>>540690791People finance it over 69 years.
>>540690791>enshittificationLoser
>>540691118That used to get you a ferrari. 130k for a truck is fucking retarded goy shit
>>540690791I buy a $5,000 old beater every 10 years and drive it until it explodes.
>>540691824Found the limp wristed nancy, bet you don’t even have callouses on your hands
>>540694583>read my schizobabbleHe should read it
>>540690791These nu-Trucks are so fucking shit. We need compact trucks again. These faggy trucks are just modern age minivans.
>>540690791I hate new cars, but im tired of having unreliable vehicles. I ride a motorcycle pretty much all year long except for when it's below freezing. I'd put less than 5000k miles a year on a car. That's why I'm buying a new Corolla. They cost like $27k out the door. One of the most reliable vehicles out there. I have about half down and a 740 credit score. Probably going to get a 5-6 year loan to keep the monthly payments low, but try to pay it off as soon as possible. Figure the car should last me 20+ years.
>>540690791Get a 2003-2006 chev or gmc the cleanest low mile one you can find for like 15k. It’s simply a better truck than any of this shit they make today.
>>540696381>nu-Goyota>reliable
>>540690791$70k isn't a lot, and Ram dealerships will take $15k off. Stop complaining like a nigger.
I want a Subaru baja
>>540690844Funny, I assaulted some faggot on that very same day. Easy prey - God has been very good to me
>>540694822they're wasteful because they were programmed to be consuming shitters with no afterthought about the bunny or robin they ran over
>>540690791A big pram, for big babies.
>>540690844> i hate your religion and want to debate it> feel sorry for me im a victim
>>540696271This. Not everyone wants a truck that cosplays as large mining equipment. Leave the lifted monster truck larping, dildozer driving and bombast to the niggers.
>>540694017>because there's nothing in itThen why is there a zesty brown faggot in it?
>>540697468One time I was driving down a back country road, this was when cars had metal antennas sticking out of the hood. A bird swooped down and hit my antenna and I watched as it literally got split in half and it's intestines were wrapped around the antenna blowing in the wind. I'll never forget that.
>>540697768There was also a time when I was driving down a back country road where I hit a bump and went airborne and when I came down there was a cat in the road and I landed right on top of it and I looked in the rearview mirror and saw the aftermath. I love cats, so that made me sad, but I didn't build the road and I wasn't even particularly speeding, so wtf could I have done. Shit happens.
>>540697685you're projecting
>>540696271bring back the jumbuck
>>540697237if it can't fit in a normal car park it's too big
>>540690791>Not everyone is a fucking millionaireMore people are closer to millionaires than you know anon. There's a lot of money flowing around and a lot of fucking trustfunds and inheritances being blown every day of the week. Nobody ever said money came with brains.
>>540691239Ironically anon, a lot of 200k+ mileage trucks are going to run just fine because they’ve actually seen regular maintenance by the people who own them.
>>540690844>not protected by GodSucks to suck, sukhdeep
>>540698350>More people are closer to millionaires than you knowA million ain't shit in 2026
>>540690791you will own nothingafford no subscriptionand you will be happy
>>540690791All 2025/2026 vehicles on the roads are leases retard.
>>540691824(you)>picrel
>>540692740All shit that will mean nothing in 5-10 years because it is dependent on constantly increasing value. Value that will become impossible to match as we are currently seeing.Stocks can work, but only if they remove the Jew magic that has infested the market in the past 80 years.
>>540690791Stop being a bitch and get a used Diesel outfit and put a 10 blade in it and tune the fucker. Gasoline pickups are for wetbacks.
>>540690791Probably insular business practices, like a used car dealership owned by the same people who make the new cars. I mean, 40k for a truck is still ridiculous, but since it's cheaper than the listed new price then people think it's a good deal. Could be something like that
