>this is considered comically out of shape for a man in 2026
what a fat fuck
>>540707589beer bellies are cute
>>540707589Paul gets fat and immediately loses 5-10mph off his fastball.Hmm
>>540707589ive the same body type , its perfectly normal to have some tummy post 30 years old.you just have to strongfatmaxx and you will feel and look much better.one of my friends looks like an absolute brickhouse , you cant hurt him unarmed , he simply absorbs every shock and punch while he lifts you up with one arm and throws you over his shoulder , or breaks every bone in your face easily.only faggots and insecure people give a fuck about how they look.
It's not exactly healthy, but it's not any issue either, visceral fat has associations with bad things and diabetes but I'm sure he is not above average in terms of risk.Now capture some disgusting fatso roastie icon like Adele on the beach and see what they think about such papparazzi treatment.
>>540707731>Doing creative writing exercises about fake friends doing things you see in your Chinese little girl cartoons, not faggy>The desire to not be a fat piece of shit, faggyI don't think so
>>540707589You can either be a looksmaxxer or you can be a human blob of lard. You aren't allowed to just be mid.
>>540707589Fat faggot
>>540708201Turn your monitor on
>>540707715Are you a real Pittsburgh Pirates fan in the wild? I live in Pennsylvania and see more Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, and obviously Phillies fans than anything
>>540708274Kek
>>540707589Worse than me and I'm 2000-ish comically out of shape.
>>540707589Dont know who this is but he looks a bit like if you would shit in a bag and then give it some tone.
>>540707589Don't forget to min max
>>540707589I look like thatAlthough I never exercised or played sports in my life
>>540708276No worse I'm a royals fan.he's just a top 10 player in the league so of course I've noticed his dropoff this year
>>540708465Kinda a bit too fat with a bit too sad chest but not like that.
>>540708274Lmao
>>540707589That is pretty bad. That’s a ton of fat for a skinny guy. If you’re buff and you put on a corresponding amount of fat, you’ll look round. Foids and nerds who never lifted weights don’t understand this.
>>540707589Unironically, yes it is. This is why lifting is important. Even if you got some fat you don't end up with this unfortunate body shape. >>540707731Shit take. You 100% care how you look, if you didn't you would post a pic right now so we can admire your bloatmaxx. You won't. Additionally, looking good equates directly with a healthy lifestyle and feeling good.
>>540707589This is comically out of shape for a man.All you need is eat clean and do like 20 pushups a day + a 5km run twice a week to look decent. Its literally that easy.
>>540708572What does this guy acktually do in baseball?
>>540708756He throws 70-80 pitches once every 5 gamesStarting pitcher is a dream job, probably one of the easiest and best paying if you're good enough for it
>>540708518I don’t watch enough baseball anymore, last time I caught even part of a game I was sitting on the porch at a beach house and 2 houses over from me they had like a huge screen on their porch that the whole neighborhood could watch the Phillies game. Was a pretty cool set up.
>>540707589Context really matters picrel
bros on a worthless team in shittsburg, skubal is also a fat fuck so maybe its the meta, also hes just tossing a ball every 5 days so its not like hes gonna be some pro bodybuilder
>>540709380Dont have to be a pro bodybuilder to not be a fat piece of shit.
>>540709264Dude is on vacation in Miami so you’ve gotta account for he’s probably pretty bloated from eating and drinking like he’s on vacation, and if he’s from Pittsburgh you’ve gotta account for he’s been eating and drinking like he’s on vacation. Dude looks like he’s been hitting the Vinnie Pies too hard
>>540709264I would take his excess belly fat like with a shovel and then smear it over that skeleton female maybe burry it in the sand so it can seep in.
>>540707589It really is.
>>540709264nice little fuck toy he's got there
>>540709264Is that a child??? Is he a pedophile?
>>540709657All sex is rape,you have to view it that way, it isnt two adults, it is always a man is physically superior to a woman and hence there is some power dynamic and that is always predatory.A 18 year old broccoli head is a grown man and a 22 year old woman barely knows to whipe her ass.
>>540707589I'm like 4-5 kilograms overweight atm (for US citizens: that's a lot) and I look better. Already lost one kilo.
>>540707589the fitness food chain:>fit>out of shape>comically out of shape <- he is here>fat>fat tub of shit>oscar
>>540709813The thing is if i would just write that as a rant, that would be fine, like women belong into barns.However they use a university sanctioned "underbelly" ("=)") and perpetuate that through the proper channels and at the end of the day that turd lies on my plate but i didnt ask for that. But a part of me still wants to eat that.
>>540707589he plows this though
>>540709853if i only drink 1 liter for the next couple of days i would lose 4 kg just from water loss
>>540708274Bodied
>>540710019A proper binge demands 3-4kg.
>>540707731This.Looksmaxxers are insecure closet fags with body dysmorphia.Lifemaxxers just enjoy life, whatever they look like.
>>540710019You'd probably gain some.If you don't drink enough, your body responds by retaining fluids as much as possible.
>>540707589>>54070773120 year olds have that kind of protruding gut now, it's really gross. It has to be bad posture and bad nutrition.
>>540710329I also dont liike manlets in bodybuilding, should we all put on our perspective glasses like to the total eclipse, i dont think so.
>>540707589Im laffin
>>540709813>All sex is rape,>you have to view it that way, it isnt two adults, it is always a man is physically superior to a woman and hence there is some power dynamic and that is always predatory.What if she rides me? Or jerks off my dick while tongue kissing me? Is she raping me?
>>540709264shouldn't walk in the sea grass, sargassum whatever. often man o' war parts in there that'll still sting, like maybe that little one on the right
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