My politics revolve around how many sizzlin' fajitas I can afford. It's the simple things in life, Anons.
>>540713889Call me when it's a tablita.
>>540713889fajitas dont sizzle. they pour water on the skillet before they bring it out to create the sizzling effect. its mostly to get other customers to order an overpriced skillet of meat and vegetables when they smell it go past their table
>>540714093They still are sizzlin to me dammit!
>>540713889be careful he skillet is very hotok thank you . . . .TSSSFUCKING NIGGER
Trump wants to deport the people who make the delicious fajitas
>sizzlin' taco
>>540713889I knew a guy that looked exactly like this, his name was torben.
Rolled taco anyone?
>>540714093>fajitas don't sizzle, it's simply your meal (which is fajitas) that are is sizzling
>>540714454Rolled tacos with cheese and guac are peak
>>540714530May I interest you in a flat taco?
>>540714573
Perhaps a folded taco will tickle your fancy
>>540713889my politics revolve around how many times a week I can get Mark Levin to seethe at the goyim
What's the point in stuff like a taco if you know your rear end will paint the toilet like jackson pollock
>>540714573can someone explain why flat tacos sometimes come with 2 torts?
Or the deep fried folded taco
>>540714717Sorry sir, you're thinking of the soft taco
>>540714493cooked food doesnt put off that much steam when it comes off the oven or when you put it onto a hot skillet you retard. i literally worked at a fucking chili's which is how i know this. they used to keep a spray bottle right by the serving station for this
>>540714327I can make my own fajitas plus Chili's is still there
>>540714712I have literally never gotten sick from Mexican food
>>540714744The seething rage with which this image was created must have been something.
>>540714717Whoops, I thought those soft tacos had two torts. I think it depends on how drunk the beaner is that day.
Hard taco coming through
Soft flat taco
Taco bowl
Taco chip
DID I MISS ANY OTHER TACO FLAVORS?
>>540713889same vibeboth deserve immediate painful death
>>540714744I look like this and I do this when I hear the sizzle
>>540714907>NOOOOOO!!!!>it is NOT your meal that is sizzling!!!!!>it's simply the food and the dish that it's served on which is sizzling!!!>GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
kind of funny how now people know him as the SIZZLING FAJITAS GUY while i used to follow jacksfilms since the ygs days
>>540714493I could put ice cream in the same thing and make it sizzle. It's the water and the pan.
>>540714717Put 1 ontop to make a Mexican pizza
>>540713889Sometimes I envy normies. I could not imagine acting that way unless I was literally mentally retarded, or on a combination of drugs.
>>540715971Still makes me laugh. >:/
>>540716638That reminds me that we've got CHOCO TACO en route!
>>540715971she lost weighthttps://www.instagram.com/add1ctedtoana/
>>540716638>>540714907Can't tell if you're both anti-sizzle because the tism makes you predisposed to hating sizzle, or because you can't afford the fajita plate and are instead forced to order the grande burrito (un-smothered) instead
>>540715971I get uncanny vibes watching thislike a corpse dancing or something
>>540716738Ah yes, the ol pizza taco
>>540716891Why would someone pay money to do that to their ass
>>540715207thats a quesadilla you window licking retard
>>540716891Her mental life must be hell, what the fuck>do thing for attention>experience mild criticism>change your entire life and do different thing for attentionthat has to be a form of hell, right?
>>540716891>Massive disgusting turd cutter
>>540713889>My politics revolve around how many sizzlin' fajitas I can affordabsolutely based if true. Im starting a new political party, The Burrito Party we would love your support.
Premonitions of sizzling becoming a meme have hit me
>>540716959So a taco? Flat perhaps. Soft even. Hmmm...
>>540713889Why did this cause so much seethe?
>>540716891>https://www.instagram.com/add1ctedtoana/
>>540716891Holy dump truck batman
>>540716891
>>540714093people that pour water onto hot cast iron end up with lots of broken cast iron.
>>540713889this picture irrationally pisses me off
>>540716851only heterosexual taco in this thread
>>540714093You're a fucking idiot
>>540713889when your jeet comes out sizzling
>>540714252>i can see>it be sizzlin'
>>540715971Wife material out back. Tits mcgee is a pump and dump
>>540717224i would shove my sizzling carne asada inside her bocadillo if you catch my drift
>>540716980Probably not, like you said in a previous post she's like a corpse, because she is a corpse. An empty shell that'll shift with the wind.
>>540717253Here's a special taco for you my frend
>>540717518thanks frend I'll pick some up next time I visit a buccees
>>540717412>empty shelEmpty taco
>>540717644Only if your Buccees has a time macheen
>>540715971Can't decide whether I want a quirk chungus gf or cynical doomer no fun gf
>>540717932I found the right taco pic for you
>>540717910why are you teasing me with discontinued wonders :(
>>540714630>filenamelmao
>>540718052I told you it was special
I have a nice ramen restaurant ran by japanese people in my city. If I could afford a bowl every day id consider myself rich
>>540718201You're in luck. RAMEN TACO
>>540718195where am i going to get my calzone-taco bastard in a mini form now?!
>>540718386Oh I got you bud. CALZONE TACO order UP!
And the minis for posterity
>>540717129Cute feet though
>>540718633Compromise and you can have one foot taco
>>540715459Casey's Taco Pizza
>>540718521THATS AI NO IMMIGRANT IS CAPABLE OF THAT PERFECTION
>>540718332Id eat it. :)Good thread
>>540713889>the pinnacle of human cullinary achievement is curry
>>540717224I saw her on instagram dayum.
>>540718840MAMA MIA THAT'S NOT A TACO!
thats too many vegetables its not fajitas imo and the smoke is created by oil or something its not water. fajitas are like 45 for two and thats in Houston.
>>540714327>>540714923>they think Mexicans only work at Mexican restaurantsIf you got rid of the Mexicans, every restaurant would close.Zero exceptions.>inb4 just hire whitesWhite people won't wash dishes for $9 / hr.Restaurant margins are way too thin to pay more.
DELETE THIS
>>540718980>drops some nachos on itit is now
>>540719008>smoke is created by oil or something its not wateri got bad news for you anon, no matter what your local alchemist told u, water doesn't smoke
>>540716891Lmao my favorite is the comment that just says "Trans". She put all the comments that gave her maximum butthurt and that made the list. I'm sure most the comments werent even about her appearance but her cringey demeanor, but SMV is the only thing that matters to a foid so those didn't even bother her.
>>540718905We have ALL the taco recipes. >meat>cheese>tortilla
>>540716908No they're mad at you because you don't understand English.
>>540717224
>>540717254>*your
>>540713889>being able to aford food is le badThe absolute state of miggers
>>540719144you are joking but here in europe most tortillas are made of non-white flourand yes, they turn to shit when heated, as opposed to white flour tortillas
>>540718840got any ice cream tacos?
>>540719295Corn flour?There is where all that Ohio corn ended up
>>540719295>non-white
>>540713889Imagine going to a slop chain place and getting all excited for something you can get anywhere. This man has no standards.
>>540719101The best I can do is deconstructed taco on a flatbread
>>540719219I hate it when girls go ultra fit and look like their starved of nutrients.
>>540713889Wow what the fuck happened to moot?
>>540713889Lol
>>540719782He non-ironically was accused of rape in Japan.
>>540714093This nigga from oregon lmao
>>540719671More tacos ought to do the trick!
>>540719144I dunno i like to eat what i want to eat.
>>540719932HARAM TACO
>>540719398no, corn is counted as whiteI'm referring to graham or other gay flour that gets (basically) sawdust mixed back into it
>>540714454The proper nomenclature is "taquito"
>>540713889>white people top sirloin fajitas>more mushrooms and peppers than meat>$7.99 extra to add shrimp >literally served with Pace mildWho is this insufferable faggot?
>>540720036WE GOT ANOTHER LIVE ONE
>>540720036>SHE WAS JUST A TAQUITO
>>540714717Little known fact: tortillas have a thin and a thick side that develops when they are cooked and steam builds inside the tortilla. The thin side goes on top and creates a barrier. If the thick side is mistakenly placed facing up, your tortilla is upside down and the taco will split. Having two tortillas reduces the chance that this will happen to 25% in the case when both are upside down, and you will have slightly more time to eat before it splits. You’re fucking welcome Prathamesh.
>>540714907>Because I worked at Chilis
>Little known fact: tortillas have a thin and a thick side that develops when they are cooked and steam builds inside the tortilla. The thin side goes on top and creates a barrier. If the thick side is mistakenly placed facing up, your tortilla is upside down and the taco will split. Having two tortillas reduces the chance that this will happen to 25% in the case when both are upside down, and you will have slightly more time to eat before it splits. You’re fucking welcome Prathamesh
>>540720421You may not like it, but that’s what peak taco performance looks like. You’re still Indian.
The beaner point of pride in their greasy slop is pretty funny. Lots of them in this thread like flies to shit.
>>540720216Did this nigga just ACKSHULLY Advanced Tortilla Theory?
>>540720536There was no competing theory, so no.
>>540720503Your blood sugar is low have some apple tacos
>>540713889I would never have made this image political, and that's what no one did.
>>540714573what the fuck. That's ridiculous
>>540715971How is this any different from jeets senselessly staring at you?
>>540717240A broken pan here and there is nothing compared to the money brought in by retards who think it's their fajitas sizzling and not the water they sprayed onto the pan.
>>540720664it's because you are a triplefaggot
>>540719995Tastes like the table.
>>540720766>a broken pan here and there, we can order 1000 more from india $10 apieceand you are amazed why white people are 100% for nuking your shitty country
>>540717129very, very disrespectful
>>540720831First result for table taco. Even some wood for that authentic table taste!
>>540720602>posts a gujiyaCome on, Satyajit. I thought you were a white person.
>>540720766you think you've got it all sussed don't you kid? in reality, you're a retard.
>>540721115>taco talkWE GOT ANOTHER ONE
>>540714093you would only know this if you are brown and/or mexican because you work in the industry. good job outing yourself shitskin
No stinking poopjeet would have the vast knowledge of my Americanized tacos! Beans and jeets seethe
>>540714093Fajitas are the biggest fucking scam. I go to a restaurant to have them make me food. Why would I want them to bring the food out half made? If I have to do half the work I should be getting paid.
>>540718754>one foot tacoJesus Christus
>>540721484Sushi taco
>>540719932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8&list=RDCDl9ZMfj6aE&index=13
>>540719251Legit I thought the thumbnail was a genderswapped flart guy
>>540721593no.that is a sweet waffle cone, and that is not guac but wasabi saucepic related is more taco than that
>>540721984I couldn't come up with anymore "mexican dishes" that are just tacos and lost the plot
>>540717129Nice stompersShes got that midget build
>>540717240This does not happen as often as you think...
>>540718521>>540718840>>540720602FUAAAAARK leme get a fucking BITTTTTTTTTE
>>540714252>Careful, it's VERY hotYes, bitch, I've ordered sizzlin' fajitas before, and the sizzling is kinda giving it away.I just deducted $2 from your tip.
>>540721356If one is going to eat out, one should order the stuff that's too much work or mess to make at home or requires exotic ingredients. That is my approach to dining out.
>>540717240>uses boiling hot watercheckmate, nigger
>>540723101I hate absolutely everything about this video. I would ban this bitch from my gym.
>>540716980for us accidental viewers, yescannot unsee
>>540719064>there was no such thing as restaurants before mass migration started
>>540717224>pierced nipples
>>540723101ONly natural tits are allowed.I also dont think i find shot putter physiques really attractive.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E7yYNGIKvk
>>540718840>seething italian intensifies>>540722745stop posting porn whores you jeetlet
>>540719671i've got some nutrients for her...
>>540717129fucking grim
>dumb cringe super roasty foid>spammy avatar posting tacossame vibe
>>540714093That is disgusting goy slop. The water is probably city water.
>>540719219I wonder if those tits are fake or not.
>>540723026Wisdom. I can make a stir fry at home.
>>540714907Bruh, fess up.How much flare did you wear??
>>540723101id hit that, with a Mack truck, in front of a school, so that they learn what happens to Thots.
>>540714093All restaurant food is overpriced buddy. If it tastes fuckin good and you shit it out the next morning then who cares
>>540723101Shame about the face
For me, it's taco soup.$40 of ingredients gives me meals for a week.
>>540719219
>>540723101she must have very short legs to need such angle, she's probably 20% legs 80% torso.
>>540713889Fajitas are the worst buy at a mexican place. It's just vegetables with a few strips of beef. You go for the pick 3 entree and pick 1 chicken, 1 beef, and 1 pork option so they give you more meat from seperately selected portions and not a big portion split 3 ways. Newfags don't know mexican restaurant tricks. You also say no rice only beans. So you can blast the other tables on the way out.
>>540723101do they pinch there nipples before filming to get them hard?
/ckpol/ is always a winner. Great thread, don't ruin it by letting the waifufags on /tv/ about it. They'll hear "spicy latina" thread and think it's an invite to post weird looking D list actresses that look 12
>>540724941I'm calling them over right now.
Fake tits, fake ass, mogs most men
>>54072507510/10 in niggerville
>>540714093"Sizzle sauce" is mostly lime juice. But you're 100% correct that it's to attract other customers to the item.
>>540714907don't bother. 4channers are just as NPC as anybody else they just have an elitist "we know the truth about everything" attitude and you provided evidence the sizzle is a lie and they cannot handle it because it ruins their fantasy of a good meal.But I'm not like that. If we seek the truth we must be prepared to accept everything we hold dear is a lie if the evidence shows that it is.
>>540713889When where you as happy as him in that image? He is as happy as a child.
>>540717129Men with vaginas. Great. Thanks feminism.
>>540723101Where is the penis and tail?
>>540717224Mostly a ruse. Shapewear and probably did squats for 1-3 years. The ass only looks bigger mostly due to deception. The women end up looking like troll dolls cuz when you work out glutes you're also working out back of the legs so u get these girls with weird thick legs, skinny calves and skinny upper body. It looks goofy.
>>540717294anyone have an update? is he ok?
>>540720705jeets are not people
>>540714573Good but not elite
>>540725781He was dead before they even got him loose buddy.His brain was carbonized.
>>540713889I am not going to lie I used to be like this but I used to be like this at 20 not 40
>>540714573how do you even eat that. you just end up eating it like a taco
>>540723643
>>540714653This satisfies my turkish soul
>>540713889Is that Jackfilms
>>540713889slop>>540714454slop>>540714573slop>>540714653slop>>540714721slop>>540714827slop
>>540717119I think it highlights the personality that someone has. If you're a good person, you like seeing other people happy. If you're a bad person then seeing other people happy fills you with envious rage. Forget the grocery cart test, this should be how you judge whether someone can be a member of society or not.
>>540713889Look it's real life Jerry from Rick and Morty. You wouldn't get it though because it's a pretty complex show.
>>540713889I remember when he posted this as a obvious joke and all these attention whore tradlarp accounts with nazi/crusader/1950s imagery in their pfp's came out of the woodwork to make already ran into the ground comments about society and other blood and soil-tier cringe comments. Goes to show people obsessed with politics can't into sarcasm or jokes that aren't blatantly masturbating their preferred ideology, also known as having an iq well below 100.
>>540726209It's a bigger tortilla chip. You'll want the unfried version to fold. One may call it a soft taco. Others, just a taco. A taco taco if you will.
>>540726529I don't know what goes through the mind of a person who sees a social media post with 1000 replies and feels the need to also reply and also make the same reply others are making
>>540726306Here you go my white brother! A filet o fish taco!
Speaking of slop. Have a wet folded taco
>>540726697oh ye...
>>540717254Youare*
Any love for huaraches ITT???
How could I forget about the california folded taco. It's got freedom fries!
>>540726894fried that imlliterate motherfucker
>>540717659this is obviously a hispanoid yentayou’d be part of her uppity polycule at best
>>540726969Oblong taco
>>540726969>huarachesBased
>>540727035I bet her feet are leathery like a crocodile's from walking barefoot outdoors all the time
>>540713889
>>540714630i can smell the stench from here. Germoids like Sheisse I guess.
>>540714093I was wondering why fajitas would sizzle
>>540714653>Filename correctly calls it a burritoFuck you and Texas I thought for years that "breakfast tacos" were something that I'd never had before only to realize Texans are retards that can't tell the difference between a taco and a burrito even though they're 60% spics
>>540727279Anything and everything can be a taco
>>540727188barefoot walking actually makes your feet soft. Excess callous skin is caused by wearing shoes.
>>540716638I miss fried ice cream I only knew of one place to get it and they closed down over a decade ago
>>540714717i'd enjoy two tortas with my tacos if you catch my drift
>>540724259Hopefully
>>540726209If it's a hard shell you cut it with your fork
BrAaAaAaAaAp>that smell? das just that seasonin'>now how u want yo taco, anon?
>>540714573>>540714454>>540713889>>540714653>>540714721>>540714827Why is all mexican food really just the same dish?
>>540727661RIP ChiChi’s. T’was a Celebration of Food.
>>540728236Yep all Mexican dishes are the same ingredients jumbled up in different proportions lmao
>>540713889Friedrich Nietzsche’s concept of the Last Man (der letzte Mensch) is introduced in his 1883 work Thus Spoke Zarathustra as the antithesis of the Übermensch (Overman). It represents the ultimate state of humanity characterized by complacency, mediocrity, and a complete aversion to risk or struggle. The Last Man is defined by several key traits:Pursuit of Comfort: Prioritizes security and safety above all else, seeking only "little pleasures" and avoiding any hardship or existential challenge. Passive Nihilism: Having lost faith in transcendent values, the Last Man accepts a life devoid of deeper meaning, viewing ambition and creativity as unnecessary or foolish. Conformity: Eliminates all social conflict and individuality to maintain superficial harmony, ensuring everyone lives equally and safely without deviation. Lack of Aspiration: Claims to have "invented happiness" and blinks when saying so, representing a species that has bred itself into apathy, unable to dream or strive for greatness.
>>540728236Here's a curve ball. Behold the french dip taco
>>540728224I’d tap that
Local joint in a indoor plaza has papusas the size of a standard paper plate(12-14")Easy on the masa,beans/meat/cheese poking out of it here/there...bretty gud for spic slop
Uemployed and homosexual taco
>>540714252kekused to get 'itas at baja grill in wilmington on way back from beach vacay
>>540728531A pita pocket taco? That's a new one
>>540728571Or the pay denbts taco as I've heard it called
Hybrid taco. Combined both flavors; hard and soft
>>540726529Laughs on them, more fajitas for me.
Fried bread taco
Corn husk taco
It's so over.
That guy looks less like a basedboy than most chuds, because he actually has good facial features, regardless of how he looks on that photo.That food also unironically looks great.I agree with your underlying point on immigration, just being autistic about this because it annoys me when people are low IQ.
Soupy taco
Taco hot dish
Taco casserole
>>540729125>>540729206Timber nigger fare
>>540719236no one cares that the sizzle is fake bro
Red pepper taco
>>540729717Yellow pepper taco
>>540729761Green pepper taco
Different green pepper taco
Can jalapenos be tacos too?
American taco
>>540713889I hope he was drunk or on drugs instead of just being a faggot. I haven't smiled in decades.
>Wypipo dont season they tacos>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>540730999Checked for best taco>>540731198Soul taco with extra Lawry's
>>540713889Alexander Sizzlin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DflGvf5pvss
