All brazilians care about, in priority order:>sex>working out>going to the beach>being skilled at kicking a ballEverything else is a means for these three ends. Brazilians are physically incapable of greater aspirations. They made a summer break colony into a country. What Portugal even meant by this. Everyone, from lowly criminal to the succesful entrepreneur, owes their success to the fact brazilians think with their private parts. Recently, our "Epstein" Daniel Vorcaro managed to make business associates of Supreme Court and powerful politicians thanks to his army of hot babes. Vorcaro himself was passionate about working out, and celebrated his birthday with a big orgy.What is the problem with brazilians. What went wrong, and why is the world trying to become a sexless version of us, when the one thing keeping this country together is that it is a 24/7 porno in real life.When I try to argue over this, people say that is what life is supposed to be about.
>>540728788nice vpn jeetbro
>>540728788brazil has a curse where when it produces intellect the intellectuals create terrible things that are a net negative for humanitylike killer bees, bbl procedures, and the lua programming language
>>540728788Glowies are so Pathetic.Nobody here cares a fucking inch about USA or what the Traitor Trump says.You can't even invade Iran.
>>540728788Food, shelter, sex, and breeding are pretty much the only things that matter in life.
>i suffer in brasi-
>>540729126and electronic voting machines apparently
>>540729126Yeah...When brazilians actually invent something, the darkness within them manifests. Brazilians reverse engineered multiple videogame consoles because they wanted to play PS2 modded games, they made Lua, we built the vans that Ukraine used to kidnap all their men and send them to war. It seems like we are chaotic in nature.Maybe it'd be better if we kept to ourselves
>>540728788Based as fuck honestly. I imagine they know their country is shit and are all just retardmaxxing.
>>540729100Viste? Ellos ahora con esa onda de postear siempre en contra Brasil.Tuvo una epoca por ahi que era: Argentina no es blanca.Ahora Brasil is not a serious country.They believe that he have left with any control over LatAm?lmao!
>>540728788M8, you advertising it too much. How to move to Brazil? All you named is also my priorities plus shitposting in internet.
>>540729230Yeah, we are the world's biggest sponsor of electronic voting. Alongside democratic powerhouses with no fraud whatsoever, like Zimbabwe, Venezuela and certain US states thst are under federal investigations.>>540729213Yeah, I suffer in brazilAll the men care about is working out and sexThere is no connection, nnothing deep .
>>540729314Sure right.Airplanes for example are never used daily for commercial purpose. Only to drop Bombs.Oh, no... wait...We actually kinda almost never used to that end.But some have nuked with it. And, nobody is allowed to get nukes ok?Ahahahahaha
>>540728788To be fair there's more to life then worrying about a bunch of corrupt geriatrics sucking israeli cock and fucking underage prostitutes
>>54072878833 WASP never been to Brazil but would like to go and marry a land baron heiress or favela hoodrat that managed to get her life together thru sheer grit.Am I correct to say that Brazil is the equivalent 90s Sobe drinks? Add me on discord you sexy macacoettes. lastmelon
Bro, i imagine being a glowie or even a troll pajeet.They must think that i really have some sort of underworld power.Every time they create a thread in some sort of smear campaign i reach out just in time to nuke it.Woke Trannies from discord suffered the same fate with me.They have such a bad luck i guess.
>>540728788What about shaking their asses to a drumbeat? They seem to do a lot of that. Overall I think Brazil is based.
>>540729610Will do but we need to fap together while i post Brazilian sluts and you USA sluts.Otherwise no deal.
A Brazilian tranny called me a loser the other day. In my country he's flaunting his cock for everyone to see and then speaking to the natives like shit.
>>540729868>A Brazilian tranny called me a loserkek. you had found a favela tranny.they are so fucking crazy i'm sorry for that.
>>540729868That is a somalian, sir. They are beheading all of you.A brazilian doesn't do indecent exposure, there are way too many opportunities to expose themselves, so they don't bother.
>>540729126i like embraer tho
>>540728788>When I try to argue over this, people say that is what life is supposed to be about.And they are right. You live in paradise yet you complain? Millions, no, billions of people would kill to be in your stead.
>>540728788>sex>working out>going to the beach>being skilled at kicking a ballThe women are into this too? Sounds great
>>540728788>They made a summer break colony into a country.What a sad fate. If only you were Syria, or something.In all seriousness, Brazil is perhaps the result of enough land & resources, only few minor bottlenecks for survival and zero geostrategic problems.
When will you win the world cup again ?
>>540728788you were meant to be just a manpower factory for our projects in the rest of the world because we had no population to do real conquering like the spaniards or the britishnow you're a shithole populated by mongrels still tied to the old plan, breed and be dumb, and we're stuck being the balkans of western europe
>>540729126>Google who created lua> Roberto Ierusalimschy> Ierusalimschy> “Jerusalem-ischy”EverySingleTime
Brazillians are part nigger part aztec part iberian rapist. I rather be white dying in prison than be a shitskin fucking all day like a monkey. Race above everything
>>540731205You didnt really think that a bapzillian monkeyman created even a simple coding language. Without white intervention those monkeys would still sacrifice children to the sun god
Is it true the women like it in the butt on first dates
>>540728788Can we trade places cause I much rather be there then here
>>540731290>t. sideways Peru
>>540731525Yes they will peg you like a good boy and you should tank it like a champ.
not a problem where i live (rural south), people just want to work in peace, raise their kids and maybe retire to a farm in the middle of nowhereit's been cold and rainy for over a month too, peak comfy
>>540728788you dont need greater aspirations if you live in paradise
>>540730998Our football players only care about sex. They openly declare 'they have nothing to prove to anyone', and they follow that to the letter. Soon they'll be showing up drunk to the matches, or die in a car accident because someone is sucking them ofd while they speed around.
>>540732390This is a porn parody of a country, it is maddening
>>540728788>All brazilians care about, in priority order:>>sex>>working out>>going to the beach>>being skilled at kicking a ballwhere can i mail order a qt314 with these exact characteristics
>>540728788sounds better than living in zogged economic zone #1254how do I move to brazil and integrate properly?
