Iran bent the knee
>>540729993Fpbp
>>540729993My girlfriend (she goes to a different college you wouldnt know her) confirmed its true
They get $300B+ and toll money plus don’t have to give up nuclear material
incoming kvetch
>>540729993hod i love him so fucking much i am crying right nowfuck joe biden and his pussie-asss faggot crackhead maggot
>-Trump
>>540729993>privately
>>540729993how come oil is still > 80 bucks a barrel? the markets don't believe it, hell I don't believe it
>>540730194>hod i love him so fucking much i am crying right now
>>540730123Hi, it's her boyfriend here at her college and I can confirm that she confirmed it.
strait status?
he just cant stop winning
>>540729993>says the "White" House
>>540729993TRUMP FUCKINGWON
Nyet.Iran has #Winning in about 3 days. You are just not looking at it correctly. >>>540730137this plus all resurrected from dead and gets to keep 72 zutts each. This definitely is big #Winnings and is real in our mind. >straight of homo’s that trump benefits from closing. that isn’t very important. WE CLOSE IT WE WIN! You must care. Have TDS prolapse. Is natural. Cope with me.
>>540729993Leftoids are so fucking brainrot. The ayatollah got blown up. Then the ayatollah's backup got blown up. Then the ayatollah's backup backup got blown up. Now the current guy is a confirmed gay muslim (lmfao) and leftoids claim they won
>>540729993Who does he think he's fooling at this point
>>540730488>The ayatollah got blown up. Then the ayatollah's backup got blown up. Then the ayatollah's backup backup got blown up.Does that mean Iran is now a country with a democratically elected government? No? Is it now at least a government that's aligned with the West? No?????Not sure what the fuck you think it matters, then.
>>540729993They privately called him an orange kid molesting kike?
>>540730488what have you won?
>>540730646They probably call him Santa Claus for how he just handed them all their regional political goals on a silver platter
>>540729993>Iran secretly agreed to a deal>No, I won't tell you any details about what it entails, timescales, or who it was withlmao ok sure
>>540729993I don't believe a thing he says about the Iran war.
>>540730773It was an Indian on Whatsapp
For the 100th time? And Iran said they refused to talk to him?Hmmmmmmm..........
proof of claim?
>>540729993Assuming it's real (lol) whatever deal he's referencing was struck between Oman and Iran with China as a silent third party. The US has been totally locked out from any negotiations.
>>540730170I’d be pretty scared if I was Jordanian right about now
>>540731021What, you mean Iran doesn't want to talk to the president's son in law and his old business buddy anymore?
>>540730710>Santa ClausThat fat inbreed can't grow a beard lol.
>>540730304Hey Marcus! Just wanted to remind you to return my switch haha ive been texting you but idk maybe your phone broke havent gotten any replies
>>540731286Hey man, be nice. It's not his fault. Sometimes you just get dealt a bad genetic hand and everything comes out looking all fucked up and weird
>>540731017source it's the same guy who said trump was hiding in a little food cart inside of a plane so it must be 100% true
>>540729993Im convinced they wrap Rabbi Schmuley in a turban and send him to talk with Trump likes hes the leader of Iran
They always were going toNo one uses the little inlet of whore mouse
>>540729993I took a shit in his mouth, privately. Don’t believe?
>>540729993Yeah okay buddy I believe you this time lmao
>>540729993>we made the deal Oil price fail, friends in tel-awiw buy>market closes on Friday, no deal bomba away Oil price raise, friends sell oil with profit. How many times we seen this before?
>>540729993>JulyNice. Why the delay?
>>540730078Short oil? ha ha ha ha, no really, it's pure bullshit but the markets still obey him for convenience.
>>540729993Good fuck those open borders muslim jew faggots
>>540731624Enough times that we should all be rich from swing trading.
>>540729993This nigger really tries everything to manipulate the market huh
>>540729993
>>540729993>Iran bent the kneeIt must be another day ending in y.
>>540729993Great. So how many hundreds of billions is Trump going to pay Iran this time to open the strait? Or will he reach the trillions now?
>>540729993kek, no
>>540730488Your dormant stomach cancer is stirring btw. Call this shitpost if you must, but we all know those unexplainable pains in your core has you worried lately.
>>540733053Ships have been passing through the Hormuz with their transponders off for months now. Why don't you know anything? lol
10th deal this year! Nice!!!!!
>>540733121If that were true and not cope, then why would they want to get a deal done so desperately.
>>540729993OP is fake and gay
>>540729993>>Versaille was just a joke. The real one is coming soon. Trust me.
>>540730449>NyetI just throw "nyet" in a tool some neet coded, and the response, was "nyet means yes".What now? Should I delete it or write him? Hmmmm. What's your opinion Ivan?
>>540733204>If that were true and not cope, then why would they want to get a deal done so desperately.Trump just wants it to be over. Doesn't matter much though as the IRGC is cooked and their demise is only a matter of time. Unironically though, 9 million barrels a day transited through the strait last week.
>>540729993ART OF DEAL
did trump offer them 300 billion again?
>>540733663Probably not....because he is travelling these days inside boxes.....good practise for last box...the coffin.
>>540729993Based
>>540730245It's like the Obama deal but worse.
>>540730245Likely the irrelevant Iranian President Pezeshkian said something nice to Trump, who interpreted it as a deal won.https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/inside-growing-rift-between-iran-dealmakers-ultraconservatives
>>540729993Does the TRUMP have any credibility left these days ?
>>540729993double secret peace deal
No deal now or everWe'll spend $20billion laying new oil pipelines to the red sea/suez canalHormuz straight has been downgraded to fertilizer and sex slavesIran ain't starving us,we have plenty of sex slaves
>>540730586Miggers will just gaslight and say that was never the goal, just like ziggers did when they failed to take Kiev.
>>540735831>Miggers will just gaslight and say that was never the goal, just like ziggers did when they failed to take Kiev.Except ziggers are still fighting over tiny little towns 5 years later, while the US only took ~40 days of hostilities without a single troop on the ground and is simply waiting for the IRGC to collapse.
>>540734687that's basically impossible
>>540735939only 2 more weeks, right?
>>540729993No matter who actually wins this, both sides will claim victory, as will the shills on both sides.
>>540736070>only 2 more weeks, right?Who cares? The Hormuz is Europe's problem anyways. Too bad you clowns can't project power anymore and are stuck paying 12 bucks a gallon,lol
>>540729993baste
>>540736138No, only one side will be able to clearly declare victory. Like now, Iran has control over the strait and everyone knows it.
>>540736477kek cope faggot
>>540736176>The Hormuz is Europe's problem anyways.It's the US who is at war with Iran they can't get out of.>are stuck paying 12 bucks a gallonWhere do you get this dumb shit?
>>540736477>One side will be able to You going to physically stop the losing side from doing it anyways?
Mr. Iran just called me and he confirmed there are planned talks that will take place in two weeks about concepts of a memorandum of a deal.
>>540736535>>540736844Migger coping faggots is why this board stays low IQ
>>540729993>I talk to Iran and you can't hear it because I have the Iran talking stone
>>540736535>posts cope while accusing others of coping
>>540729993Millions of mutts believe this shit
>>540729993Sure! Sure they have.
>>540736910>Can't refute that there will be those who still say they won and he can't stop their screechingI accept your concession
>>540733121stop watching fox news you fucking retarded faggot
>>540737987>stop watching fox news you fucking retarded faggotThere have been twitter accounts following all the traffic in the strait for months, bruh.
>>540738051yeah and?
>>540731017Is proof is that he made it the fuck up
>>540738094>yeah and?You were projecting by assuming I watch Fox. I can tell you listen to (homosexual) "influencers" though, lol
>>540738188>Is proof is that he made it the fuck upyou forgot to attach the gigachad image.
>>540729993What is this, like the 50th time?Israel is just gonna bomb them again and the deal will be off
>>540736606You’ll have to pardon >>540736176 not answering. He fucked off to the Dildo Store. He’s an anal queen. His needs must be met!
Iran is going to have nuclear weapons soon thankfully. I can't believe I was actually angry at them in 2010. I thought they were the bad guys.
>>540738190Do you really believe that a hunk of metal the size of a small city becomes undetecable when it switches off its transponder
>>540738413>Do you really believe that a hunk of metal the size of a small city becomes undetecable when it switches off its transponderI think Iran has one trick and it's declaring the strait closed every couple days and I've seen enough ships pass through to know that they either can't see or can't stop any of them anyway.
>>540729993does he have any new material. i have heard this one before already. Mar 3: "We won the war."Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."Mar 11: "We must attack Iran."Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."Mar 13: "We won the war."Mar 14: "Please help us."Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip – step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."Mar 21: "Allies must open the Strait of Hormuz. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"Mar 22: "Iran is Dead now"Mar 23: "Having productive talks with Iran; postponing energy grid attacks for 5 days."Mar 23: "I cannot tell you who we are negotiating with in Iran because Israel will kill them"Mar 24: "Jared sent them a 15 point plan they will never accept so everyone calm down"Mar 24: "They are giving us a bonus gift too"
>>540739061>I've seen enough ships pass throughare the ships passing through in the room with us right now?
>>540739397>are the ships passing through in the room with us right now?you can just follow maritime traffic on twitter. One thing you'll notice is all the ships parked next to each other just past the straight who are unloading fuel and then returning to do another run.
>>540729993Oh look, the usual pre-weekend pump prime.
>>540739061iran lets 10ish ships through every day. that's not the same as the strait being open. if the strait were open 100 ships would be passing daily.
>>540729993Jews aren't real men. Their dicks are all fucked up
>>540739656>iran lets 10ish ships through every day. that's not the same as the strait being open. if the strait were open 100 ships would be passing daily.The only reason we care about the strait being open at this point is so that the ships can get insurance. 9 million barrels per day made it through the strait last week anyway.
>>540729993Dis nigga been tryna make a deal for 200 days now.
