>>540735447Just smoke weed or do a felony?
be a fat type 2 diabeetus
>>540735447im too old
>>540735447i wouldnt mind if zoomer get drafted so then all the cute zoomer women will date us older guys instead as zoomer men die for israel
New imminent draft just dropped!
>>540735447Just go chill on skidrow and act high and don't shower for 3 weeks give occasional head and mumble to yourself while shoplifting.Something tells me you wouldn't be top of the list
>>540735447Schizo disabled vet, theyre not coming for me unless it’s to throw me in Guantanamo for mean words towards the tribe.
I will simply teleport behind them
>>540735447>How will you dodge the upcoming draftThere isn't going to be a draft with 400 million weapons.
I'm 45 lol, they don't want me
>>540735447She can't dodge all the cum shots
If my son gets drafted a whole fuckload of people will be trying to dodge 300 win mag
>>540735447I'm going to take a bite out of crime.
>>540735634How it would actually go is that zoomer men would eventually emerge victorious for Israel, returning from war battle hardened. This would attract zoomer women to them, drawn to their men’s strength and resilience.
>>540735447Buy a van and start traveling the country like my grandfather.
>>540736156Surely you meant this one.
>>540736151Britbongoshlong anon here would be forced to leave its immigrant island called UK and suck my dick for housing, its the most realistic outcome if zoomzooms get drafted, instead they believe some harry pothead nonse but the succ is real and waiting ;)
If they try to draft me I'm going to troon out and post it all over my facebook
>>540735447just say no
Anyone that voted for him deserves to be drafted. I don’t care if youre 350 pounds and 65 years old, you deserve to die before me
>>540735447I'll convert to Judaism and marry a Jewish girl with massive Khazzar milkers. Her father will exempt me for religious reasons and help me escape to Israel, were I will live out the remainder of my days among Gods chosen.
>>540735447I will simplyDODDDDGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Smoke catastrophic amounts of weed.If that doesn't work I'll just say I hate niggers.
>>540735447>I'll fucking suck your dick please I'll do anything You want me to eat shit I'll eat your fucking shit, I'll eat your fucking shit in the synagogue just dont send me to die for israel please
>>540735447Suicide vest
>>540737057>say I hate niggersLiterally indistinguishable from signing your name on the papers
>>540735447If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a draft
>>540735447
>>540735447I already served and got honorably discharged.I'm too old now to get drafted. Too old even to volunteer.
>>540735447by waiting 2 more weeks. Then I'll be too old
>>540737057Youre gonna have to pull a gun on the drill sergeant if you want out
>>540736882sure anon, the evil racist nazi empire isn't going to rid itself of problem citizens firstkeep dreaming, champ
>>540735447I will just say no.
>>540735447Postal personnel are not a part for the theater for war.https://archive.org/details/FM12-105AdjutantGeneralsFieldManualTheArmyPostalService
>>540736247Yes
>>540735447>How will you dodge the upcoming draft?Unless you pigskins build an underground cave with years worth of supplies, there is no dodging the draft for you. I am not a citizen and I've been telling all Indians that come to Canada not to get citizenship and stay PR because the goal is to feed all the whites into the war machine and we takeover when all the dumb pigskins are dead.lol You have no idea what's coming. As soon as the war ends, it'll be Indians that will take almost all the countries in the West because of the labour shortages.Both Ukraine and Russia are doing this RIGHT NOW.
>>540738346We don't draft here, we do however offer fast tracked citizenship for those that serve in the military. PR status is revocable since pr do not get the same extension of benefit. You're confusing us with Americans btw which leads me to believe you don't live here.
>>540735447Draft officers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be tortured to death.Their command will be hunted, tortured, and killed.All their families will be hunted, tortured, and killed.All the politicians and their families that pushed the draft will be hunted, tortured and killed.All the bureaucrats and their families that are even remotely involved will be hunted, tortured, and killed.All the jews will be hunted, tortured and killed.You can't do shit.
>>540735447Show them my DD-214 and ask if I can hunt dodgers down.
>>540738648We did have conscription in WW1, which non-residents were exempt for, then in WW2, very few were conscripted into actual fighting.The fact that you don't know that there was conscription makes me think YOU are either not from here or should be deported back to Europe.
>>540735447By blowing my brains out
>>540735520Lol you're confusing the volunteer force with the conscription force. They don't give a shit how much of a degenerate you are when the ukraine-style press gangs arrive. You are going to lie in a foxhole until either artillery or a drone ends your existence, and it won't matter how many dildos you shoved up your ass or how many drugs you ingested.
>>540735858you will be just the perfect age for fodder, dont worry
>>540735447Murder suicide. Fuck draft officer kikes
>>540735447Easy. Buy a kippah and say you are a fucking cockroach Jew.
>>540735447All draft officers sent to collect me or my family members will mysteriously go missing.That is all.
Go die for israel millennial
>>540735447I wouldn't dodge it.
>>540735447Oh hey it’s that gook lover who keeps making those faggy “show me your WW3 face sisters” threadsI’m not dying for Israel faggot, and I hope we lose
>>540735447why do retarded posts like this always get so many replies?
>>540736151Have you ever met a vet before? All they do is freak out at movies and obsess over their terrible dogs. The resilient ones just make terrible coffee and t shirt companies.
>>540737065>uses a crowbar to rip off your foreskin
>>540735848He is really matching his patch there.
>>540735447I wont. I will be drafted and I will be sent off to the frontlines to be culled. I never met my father. When I die no father will mourn my death. He died on Father's Day anyway. But I have been diagnosed with Schizophrenia and am on Disability for it. So maybe I wont be sent, idk. Eventually I probably will be. Then I will die.
Say you feel female. Can't get drafted if you're gender fluid
>>540740008Best goy
