>last vid: 9 days ago>last tweet: 6 days ago
>>540739765Maybe he realized social media is bad for him?
>>540739765hopefully dead
You mean fake ai video styx...Ya ... I know bout dat too.
>>540739765no im fine
What about onlyusemeblade?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJlHIxUp5Mo
>>540739765Styx is alive and well, probably chillin with crumbs in his beard, thinking something like YAR Matey! I’s be saving that crumb for a delightful tomato basil burgoo
Stop begging for clicks you sad faggot
>>540739921If you're going to larp as styx, you need to show some proofs.
>>540739765He's ricing up his new gaming laptop before he comes back with a vengeance
>>540740101If styx wanted clicks, don't you think he'd upload more vids instead?
>>540739765He’s in Hell getting them cheeks pounded by BDC (Big Demon Cock.)
>>540739981amazing he's still amongus
>>540740184no you're a lazy faggot, get a job bitch
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540740683I heard from a reliable source he’d kick your ass at miniature golf
>>540740735
>>540739836Flat earthers were rightIce Wall Bitches
>>540740735kek
>>540739765He needs to do cooking videos again but this time pirate themed. He can cook rum and meth for us on stream
>>540741153He should gird up his loins and play me at miniature golf, pirate themed obviously, we can stream it to the whole universe, maybe even the god damn metaverse. People would tune in. Just me mentioning it has people talking about it already.
>>540739765Maybe he's just low-keying it.
>>540739981grown men who continue to wear backwards baseball caps all the time are sub-90 iq 100% of the time.
Realistically where does he go from here?
>>540742769You're looking at it wrong. Anyone who ever wore backward baseball caps are sub90iq 100% of the time. Baseball caps generally put your absolute ceiling at 110.
>>540739765think he said he was gonna kill him self
>>540739765Styx is lucky the Quartering is currently speed-running a life collapse right now or he'd have Fumble of the Century locked up.
>>540739765Styx is working with Stolas to figure out his next move.
>>540743534Rumor I heard Styx had his soul claimed by Stolas as per their contract. We always knew this could only end one way. You burn the coal you pay the toll.
>>540743152I think the quartering should have an RC car race against me, even on his home track. We can stream it to the whole universe maybe even the god damn metaverse. People would tune in. Just me mentioning it has people talking about it. You know I’d show up with either the most cheap worthless piece of trash RC car, or something so tricked out I’d be calling an uber and telling his bull it’s time to move on, there’s a new sheriff in town. That last part is a joke, Jeremy cracks me up and I think he’s a cool dude, I really think it’d be cool to have a race against him and I’d be super respectful, I might talk a little shit actually but that’s to be expected. I’d hope he talk shit on me back, especially if he’s good enough to beat me
>>540739765aids flare up
Ghostpolitics won in the endStyx 0Ghost 1KWAB
>>540739765I was a frequent viewer and longtime fan/subscriber of his a few years ago, but I kind of drifted away as my life got more complicated.Yesterday I tuned back in to see how he was doing. It was depressing. I pray for him (explicitly without his consent.)
>>540743815Unfortunately, the Quartercucked has to cell his RC collection to service his second mortgage, pay the fees needed to get Coffee Brand Coffee onto Walmart Marketplace (only to have them not only dox him, but also definitively out Coffee Brand Coffee as Whitelabel Coffee. [KWAB]).
>>540743968Edgelords make me sad sometimes too and I also pray for them, I was a fan of Cobes despite him giving praise to Satan, watched him pass away saying hail Satan and didn’t repent or ask for forgiveness. And everything in me questions and wants to believe, did God love him anyway? Because he didn’t seem evil, I thought he seemed like a gentleman and quite nice the majority of the time, for a dude who had what I’d assume were learning issues he was quite polished, distinguished even, I just kind of question whether he had the mental capacity to even understand what he was giving praise to, and God loved him and shined his light on him anyway
>>540739765The situation has become dire. Styx is doing a dangerous sex magick ritual with the retarded girl he's living with to summon Stolas, the demon king of internet donations and lost teeth.
>>540744486You’re saying he has to sell his RC car stuff? So he hasn’t yet? Well that good, we could set this race up tomorrow. I don’t want any money that could potentially be made in ad revenue, or views, I just want to have an RC car race
>>540740139ok now relax buddy
>>540744849I think you could do better than that fart knocker, the oldfags here wouldn’t settle for anything less than a time stamped picture of your tits. I didn’t make that rule, I’m just repeating what someone told me once before calling me a newfag
>>540739765he's just going through a massive deterioration spike
>>540744963i dont knock no farts man
>>540740735lol. great pasta.
>>540744849>bloated face>skinny arms >hair falling out>slurred speechWhat's the diagnoses?
>>540739765literally actually and unironically, who the fuck cares?
>>540742769Wrong. Backwards cap and cargo shorts is the official regalia for white man summer you flimsy brownoid.
>>540739765He used to be alright 10 years ago and I'd start my morning routine and morning shit with his videos in the background. For his sake I hope he's dead
him and Jordan Peterson really are betting on whose death announcement is going to come first
>>540747398alcoholic
>>540739765Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>540740791Can Styx list any mini golf tournaments he's won?
>>540739765He ascended, but I can't tell you where.
>>540739765I hope he sticks around so he can shill for Marco Rubio in 2028.
>>540747946For trailor trash and beer pong fratdudebros stuck in 2005 lik Blade.
He's in hell with his beloved demons.
i wonder what richard, aka jordie pepsistien the 3rd duke of conway is up to
>>540739765KWAB
the jwh-018 really fucked up him big timepoor guy
He's trooning out. He'll post in a couple weeks saying his new name is Emily.
>>540742827Dude is done for. He is irreversible physically wrecked. There is no back for him. Best he could do to just end it instead of dragging it out.
>>540742827Prison. He’s a wanted fugitive in the state of Louisiana. He can’t run away and hide forever.
>>540743152“Would you like to buy some of my shitty bespoke coffee beans” Bro could have just sold retired LEGO sets if he wanted a side hustle kek
>>540751673>He’s a wanted fugitive in the state of Louisiana.Bad place to do time...I can just picture him on some work farm out of "Cool Hand Luke" getting his ass whipped and locked in a sweat box in 110 degree sun.
>>540751822>on some farm He's been on the run for months on firearms and domestic violence charges; the only farm they're throwing his bony-ass straight into is Angola and they'll be laughing about it.
>>540740735Thank you for your service.
>>540739765Saw one of his more recent vids and holy fuck you can hear the slurring. He talks so much slower, and all his words are slurred to the point of a speech impediment. You actually have to put it on x1.5 or x2.0 to make it how he used to speak in his old videos.Dude fucked his entire life up and is now paying the consequences of never maturing.
He's dead from vaxx.
>>540743534>>540743740He fucked his end of the pact and generally has no idea what he’s doing in magick. He’s demonstrated many times that he’s too immature and undeveloped mentally to take on something as disciplined and rigorous as a devotional pact with an immortal, cosmically powerful entity. Prince Stolas is a brilliant and indeed friendly spirit if you approach him with earnest respect and a willingness to learn things, to grow in knowledge. Styx approached him the way that any neophyte would: for ego.He fucked himself.
>>540742827Prison/Rehab or morgue.
>>540740613That's sus
>>540752479>for egoNot free laptops?
>>540752708He would not be publicly declaring his pacts to the uninitiated hylics if he was serious. He did so because he wants childish notoriety, or the same reason why diabolists wear inverted crosses. It’s to provoke reactions, not any fundamental spiritual evolution or alchemy of the soul. He’s, mentally, a child. And he’s paid the price for never growing up.
>>540739765I think back to the time I used to watch this guy and I cringe at myself, but that was like 10 years ago. I also stopped watching Razorfist and I heard he became some zionist neocon loser.
>>540739765Asmongold in 2 years
>As of today, August 14, 2026, Warwick remains a fugitive with active warrants, but no new arrest has been reported in recent days. So probably just on a drinking binge. Someone should do a wellness check if they can find him.If he's dead, his last words were>Green olives without a pimento are terrorism.
>>540739765He's just gaming on his new laptop. Mission accomplished.
