>LIVE GB NEWS COVERAGE OF CLACTON BY-ELECTION RESULTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8E6eDmhegY >Leading doctor rebukes NHS chiefs over transplants https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crl711557e6o >Rewilding link to record fires: After 1,017 wildfires ALREADY this year, eco-dogma is blamed for turning the country into a tinderbox https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16048529/Rewilding-record-wildfires-eco-blamed-tinderbox.html >Six arrested after missing Rugby girls, aged 11 and 12, found by police https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2238661/six-held-abduction-suspicion-after-preteen-girl-from-rugby-found-cornwall >Burnham will send asylum seekers to middle-class areas despite higher costs https://archive.ph/dwCzb >Nurses fainting in ‘inhumane’ conditions due to extreme heat, union warns https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/13/nurses-fainting-inhumane-conditions-due-to-extreme-heat-uk-union-warns >Will the next pandemic be spotted in a hospital or under London’s streets? https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/next-pandemic-sewer-water-early-warning-systems-hospitals-b1293136.html >Ann Widdecombe: Family, friends and colleagues attend funeral of former MP https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2026-08-12/ann-widdecombe-family-friends-and-colleagues-attend-funeral-of-former-mp >Crackdown on zero-hours contracts could cost UK firms up to £3bn per year https://archive.ph/oaVFz
cumin meat
muh freeze peach
Wish I went to FarageFest. I'd get wrecked, batter Lee, and shag Laila.
>>540741718You'd just end up pooing yourself in a tent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291ET6Py6H8
>>540741679>Always on AI monitoring>Mobile internet triangulation>Floc saturation>Data Centre build outReal time antisemitism management
Mad how if you go on the internet and look up reviews for any highly esteemed book on history/philosophy/political philosophy 90% of the bad reviews are from women saying how they were forced to read it for their university class and it was racist/homophobic/sexist and it was boring. It seems like they're totally missing the point of the education they're supposed to be receiving.
>>540741941Bet they still get their shit pushed in.
>>540741941>To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.--Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
>31.4
excited for my weight gain reveal when i finally pluck up the courage to step on the scales
>>540741963Higher education for women and black men is a status symbol. It's all performative really. They want to look smart and esteemed but not really live it. It's like these women who graduated with a psychology degree, then the rest of their life is spent being manipulated by men and throwing away everything they've learned when they catch a vibe.
Would you stay with a partner (mother if your child) who was planning on getting a tattoo with another guy? Like sharing half of a love heart each?
>>540742450Glad I don't live on an estate. So many dilemmas.
>>540742450no and i'd probably fucking kill myself unless it was her brother
>>540742540Kek
>>540742611That means she's shagging her brother.
>>540742643i think if you were getting cheated on it would be better if it was incest
>>540742450I've left for less. You underestimate the impact you can have on someone's life. They will try as hard as possible to find someone exactly like you after, but it's never the same for them. Women generally just want who they can't have. She shouldn't be doing that in a relationship though.
>>540742450Fuck no
night niggers
>>540742999Scariest type. That's exactly when you can't see them.
>>540742999>999>mentions niggershelp is on the way lad, hide under your bed
Gagging for some springs rolls and hoisin sauce rn. Need to bite the bullet and get an air fryer.
>>540743098>>540743163i meant goodnight i'm not sleeping now
>>540743186they are good likemine cost 19 quid and it's greatput a sandwich in earlier and it came out crispy
how come japan allows lolicon doujinshi and pedo gay anime like boku no pico but still remains the safer country...i thought if you watched third catergory you were more likely to go rape an english loli irl but apparently not, according to the statistics.japan remains the safer country by far and it's brownoid muslims and rapefugees grooming and raping lolis in england.a tough fact but it's true.
farage won thenbit of a hollow victory considering it was just for him to be able to drum out a soundbite in response to the allegations
>>540743273this sounds like a topic for the bumcord as 99% of them are heavily invested in those subjects based on the chatlogs
>>540743268Link?
>>540743348twatlogs
>>540743428i can't do you a link i got it from boyes and their website doesn't work like thathttps://www.boyes.co.uk/
>>540743505
Constantly surrounded by idiots
>>540743508>boyesDrop-down menu doesn't work / no search bar. Like... Wtf.
>>540743508sounds quare
>>540743581cheap air fryers though
Constantly surrounded by geniuses
Didn't know this was directed by Nicolas Roegkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anVO_iPGNZ8
>>540743625must be alienating
>>540743273Japanese prisons are terrible and they don't give you playstations or anything like that so people are afraid to break the law.
>>540743666mao zezing
>>540743714Since you've mentioned japan, it's worth bringing up, just as an aside, that I'm very attracted to japanese women. You know despite the human experimentation and war crimes, those women sure do run well. Very polite.
https://www.johnpyeauctions.co.uk/Event/LotDetails/558412563/2005-Ayats-Bravo-1-Touring-Bus-Empire-RV-Conversion-Includes-Downstairs-LivingSeatingKitchenette-with-12-Bunk-BedsToiletShower-Upstairs-Reg-WU05EWG-Mileage-701344km-Former-keepers-4-V5-Pre
>>540743761I'm more into crispy beef in OK saucedigits and I stay up all night again
>>540743869good night you absolute melvin
>>540743783
Digits and everyone penis in the thread fall off (not mine)
Close one. Consider your penis safe for anyoher day.
>>540743869bedtime powerwank for you
The other day, maybe 2 days ago, i watched tiktok videos of street interviews in shibuya for like 8 hours straight
>Clacton by-election turnout of 44.37%>Manchester mayoral by-election turnout of 25.14%labour can't slag off turnout
>>540744214they will
>>540744115https://www.youtube.com/live/USugwyuGVKs
>>540744536going to china was the worst thing i could have donegoing from being an invisible fat fuck losing 80lbs and feeling seen for the first time in china nuked my braini'll never recover
>>540744649OK but the bee costume stays on during fucktime
>>540744739I went to a spa in china it was fully naked and men and women had to enter separately ended up walking round with my cock outno idea what the guards were sayingjust kept saying 'wo bu hui shuo hanyu' managed to get one of the guards to give me some robes through gestureswent upstairs on a liftgf still nowhere to be seenfemale receptionist trying to help me but i don't know what she's saying i'm like 'wo bu hui shuo hanyu, wo de taitati hui shuo hanyu', she guides me towards a bed to lie down eventually gf comes up on the opposite liftshe's just been chilling in the pool downstairswe go and get a couples massage, i get a stork onthe end
>>540744214Britpol meltie tomorrow when they wake up and Farage has won in landslide.
>>540744934also because i got a stork on during the massage they had a cleaner wait outside the door and listen to make sure we weren't fugging when the masseuses lefti know this because when we left the cleaner was outside doing a mr bean bit of putting her ear to the door in her hand like the hand was magnifying the sound and she suddenly jumped up lol
Looking up plants for me gardening and came across this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tradescantia>Members of the genus are known by many common names, including inchplant, wandering jew, wandering dude, spiderwort, dayflower and trad.
>>540744214can't sleep in this heatmay as well dehydrate watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5xhJ9velX0
>>540744942Boggy is going to be melting down too because the peso has crashed more.
>>540745131
>>540745182farage is so fucked, can this be considered a human being
>>540745131I killed my wandering Jew after it took over behind my TV.
>>540745101Followed this Scottish lad on tiktok who goes around different counties reviewing their packet he said China was the best place to visit, not for the packet just in general.
>>540745277i've seen that guy lol he's mint
>>540745277Packets of what?
>>540745308ryvita
>>540745308drugs innit
>>540745131tell your mum
>>540745197That's a wandering Jew, they are fucking cunts. I hung one on my window and it fucking grew everywhere.Got a strong of pearls there now. Fuck that Jew.
So has Farage won yet then lads?
>>540745376Ah, ok. I don't speak wigga.
>>540745277>Chinahome of the fent
>>540745476Binface won
>>540745182>AI Generated songswhat the fuck
FOMOing over Farage Fest I hope they make it an annual thing
I think with farage it's fascinating because he's still doing magabut maga is doing some dark shit and handwaving it away
>>540745536it's all a bit odd, he's not going to the results reading
Watch this, lad exposes Rupert Lowe as a grifter.https://youtu.be/URjyYzi23RQ?is=LTmx21MimxoZ9Nx-
>>540745608zero chance i'm listening to this cunt for 17 minutes
>>540745660You don't watch videos on 2x speed?
Horsepedo, floppo & co still having daily meltdowns? Ain't been here in like 2 eeks
>>540745608>grifter*GrafterFIFY.
>>540745681i'm not an Adderall twitch streamer
>>540745706>>540745690>>540745681>>540745661>>540745660Remember what you’re fighting for.
>>540745690Alri fatboy. Wee'd yourself today yet?
>>540745563>FOMOingLeft it a bit late to be fomoing 2bh la
>>540745750Made 4 double meat quadruple cheddar burgers. Then prepared schnitzel meat with my butcher knife for tomorrow.
>>540745719Neither am I tbf
business concept: vast internment camps for people who drive bmws, people who drive audis, people with fades, people who own puffer jackets, people with sky subscriptions
>Farage headed for meaningless victory in Clacton - The Guardian
>>540745681Only wimmin do that. Show tits
>>540745755>>540745750>>540745536>>540745498>>540745495Reminder the uk was the First Nation to give niggers rights so that’s why the west is superior
The moment i stopped chasing women i stopped enjoying life
>>540745823You're just mad because you can't afford any of those things you fucking doley.
Chance of Farage getting binned?
>>540745690>2 eeksWhat were you eeking about? The new dragon dildos range?
>>540745885skytards and doletards: famously disjoint sets
>>540745810>my butcher knifeShow knife. I bet it's a show off piece of shit.
>>540745810>quadruple cheddarI bet you did. Blubberboy.
>>540745864is that an irishman or do you just get a lot of sun down in london
>>540745823What about classic bmws?
>>5407458880>>540745949we have an understanding
>>5407458880%.Farage is going to be the most popular MP in Clacton's history.
>>540745967>we have an understandingFucking right we do or you'd be getting run over by one.
yeah anything before like1995 maybe should be exempt. but only for BMWs, Audis have always been wanker cars since the beginning
>>540745928Bet its plastic.
>>54074588895%A recount is underway.It's apparently really close
>>540745904ESL moment.>>540745933>>540745999How's the weight loss going, fat boy?Imagine being a 40kg overweight jeet. Kek, my sides.
given in to the fully naked mafia and declothed mesen
>>540745999Proper ones are plastic.
we need some sort of glasnost where young women all mutually agree to stop looking like love island instagram brown bimbo cunts
so wtf was the point of this by election?just an attention grab by nige?bravo, it worked. he has made rupert and restore completely irrelevant now. 8D chess.
old speckled hen is a nice tipple. when i go to sainsburys i get tribute but osh is more widely available at iceland.dont drink from the paki shop, all the main brands got added glucose syrup which makes you ill.
>>540746061>Kek, my sides.Are blocking the hallway?Don't fit in your clothes?
>>540745536I've noticed as a Yank that the UK Right is absolutely addicted to AI in a Dubai/boomer kind of way that makes them look extremely unserious
>>540746262Been getting in to the cherry flavoured Chouffe latterly. It's damn tasty. Might have some now actually.
>>540746301>DubaiThey're worse than jeets on LinkedIn. Post absolute slop constantly.
>>540746253Was a publicity stunt to take the thunder away from Labour after their by election.
>>540746253A deflection that made all the other parties look like cowards for not running against him
>>540746289Noticed you popped in with a 1pbtid when I made my first post.Did you just change your ID so I couldn't see your other embarrassing posts or were you just hoping I'd pop in so you could beg for a drop of attention?
Farage is not attending the election announcement kek. He doesn’t want his little image and ego shattered by the 32 other joke candidates that are running in this shit show farce of an election.
>>540746354if i want something strong i drink wine... extra strong beer taste like shit to me
lingonberry jam is nazi coded
>>540746301they aren't very bright
we live in hell
Nigel Farage doesn't give a single shit about anybody but himself. He does not serve the British people. Wouldn't doubt he's a Freemason who's putting on a show for the plebs.
>>540746420I'm not all that much in to beer, the stuff I mentioned is the only stuff I quite like.Tried hobgoblin a few times and wanted to like it but nah
>>540746253He was attempting to stop a parliamentary investigation into his dodgy russian money by leaving parliament but then the police got involved instead. Now he will be back in parliament with two investigations running. He's not the brightest.
>>540746506things can only get better
>>540746411No one hopes you pop in. Everyone hopes you fuck off you fat fucking idiot.
>>540746539bishops finger rules
>>540746585With stinking bishop cheese.
>>540746557So you changed your ID just to talk to me? Lmfao I mean I know you're a middle aged jeet who is seriously overweight but hahaha holy shit man
https://www.farageexposed.co.uk/factcheckinghub/2026-fact-checks/Farage fears Lowe.
my mum consoled me the other day by sayingyer grans gonna die soon and then you'll have a bit of moneyi was like mum wtf you headcase
Nevermind fasto, I found your posts - utter dogshit as expected, you really are a low IQ fecaloid.Kek.>>540744010 >>Digits and everyone penis in the thread fall off (not mine) >>540744031 >Close one. Consider your penis safe for anyoher day.>0 (You)sHahahah lonely sad fuck kill yourself lmfao
>>540746722lucky
>>540746764i'd rather have my gran than a million paaand
>>540746848She will die anyway.
They don't want you to know this but there's panthers roaming around the countryside. Have no idea how they've never been caught on camera up close or caught at all though.
>>540746848i have neither
Fucking hell John Curtis is looking rough
>>540746897i'm only joking she won't have a million squidbut i do love her, she used to teach me cockney rhyming slangshe lived next door
>>540746946Go have a cup of rosey lee with her.
>>540746722
>>540746894Reports of big cats have been around for decades.
>>540746894Pretty sure I saw a big cat down at Oare marshes once.
imagine if your grandma and great grandma both died within 2 months, and you mum inherited nothing from them, and your mum is an impoverished lunatic who owns no property in her 50sthat would be really lame
>>540747020>>540747087I just find it strange that it's considered a rumour or legend rather than something that really is real. There's loads of them just saw one on Birmingham news, an actual black panther.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfyLVhGcaVM
>>540747249Wakanda forever brotha
>>540747249Loads of people seem to forget a load of exotic pets got released into the wilds in the 70's.
>>540747473>70'sThat cat didn't look 56yo.
>>540747505What is breeding.
>>540747567Highly unlikely.
Good morning job seekers. Today we are going to learn how to insert Andy Burnham into gay porn.
>>540747582But not impossible. Otherwise sightings would have dried up over the years.
I remember the government finally investigating the beast of Bodmin moor in 1995 after decades of sightings. There was nothing.
we're bringing back weimar child brothels
>>540747729I can feel the GDP growing already.
>>540747802this is her also
Me bum's been sick again.
>>540748060She was also responsible for the salmonella debacle in eggs.
>>540748107Mines been a bit poorly today and all. A few times.
Binface won. Farage stole the election.
lmfao jesusso this is going well then
>>540747729genuinely what in the utter fuckis not having the migrants an option?that seems more sensible
>>540747729>Migrants are violent rapists?>That's a right wing dog whistle sprouted by fascist nazis! White men are evil!Same people>Lets set up some brothels so these migrants don't go on raping sprees hehe.You can't make it up
>>540750450these people will literally legalise prostitution before admitting that migrants are the problem
>>540750516Prostitution is already legal.
>>540750564escorts are a grey areayou're paying for the company and sex is an agreement between the two of youbrothels are still shut down whenever they crop upthat was my understanding of it unless that has changed, which it might havelife is hell
just pure determination in der Führer's eyesfucking love itvorwarts!
>>540746414>doesn't want his image and ego shatteredDoes he know anyone can go on YouTube and watch him talk about sigma Big Chungus' bussy getting clapped by Nick and Ker?
>>540750639Selling and buying sex is legal. Brothels and pimping is illegal.
will big Kai finish top 5?
>>540750747okay yeah then lets amend that to>these people will literally legalise brothels before admitting migrants are a problemand keep the focus on the boatwogs, which was my point
ITS FUCKING OVER BIN MAN!!!
9455 votes for binface, disappointing showing tbqh
>>540751589Wait nevermind, farage only got like 22k votes.
>bbc talking to ???>"A lot of people in Clacton told me Farage is doing nothing for their businesses>immigration is a debate in this country but immigration levels are low in Clacton [only brown people can vote on immigration]>people at the cricket club were telling me how much they didn't like the £5m>and no-one there really knows what Farage can actually do to help the constituency, pot holes and such [because MPs are responsible for potholes and the potholes down there are bad?]>... so all in all, mixed views"The interviewee's physiognomy would be called incel if he wasn't a communist being a useful idio- I mean having his five seconds of fame, just your average opinion outlet that might as well be a podcaster for all I know.The best part is when the BBC newsreader doesn't even need to prompt these random people they find and can just sit back and let them do all the work.Infinite immigration at all costs.
Imagine having to explain "bin man" to Trump
>>540751589Damn, that few?I was expecting all the labour, green and lib dem voters to flock to him in a protest vote.
>>540747729I seem to remember someone mentioning this previously.
>>540751999As long as 10% of the constituents of clacton band together to stop him from standing in clacton when the investigation finds him guilty is all that matters
The politicians and media are a criminal cartel who have set out to destroy us.
>>540752053>£400£80k.Minimum.
>>540752153Yep.
>>540750208Wow
>>540741679Wow america sort your shit out, atleast when it happens to us we get a cute blonde lady and her ugly muslimina friend.They get billybob and ranjesh
>>540741679Um, yeah, that's right, I said FUCK israel!
>11th place
>>540750648time for a few salads Alex
>>540751589let's move back to the traditional monster raving loony cringe please.
>>540752626>Nick the Incredible Flying Brick
>>540752546post your physique or fuck off
>>540752626>send fashage to the bin>send fashage to the bin
>>540752673That’s a fucking great name I’ll give him that
>>540752626Did Mr. Fishfinger not run? I thought he did?
>sniff sniff>whew what a stench>i don't think many whites would want to live there anyway pal
>already lashing out
>>540752626>3 Monster Raving Loony Party candidatesI'm starting to suspect that this party is not serious about government
>>540752850Bogdan can't enter Uk elections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnSgERhbavU
>>540753372That's nogger life after 40, this is how whites live after 40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnBwM37KGv8
Seething that their little prank was rumbled.
>>540752626>Rejoin EU>in fucken Clacton
>Too scared to turn up…>Now back to the investigation you resigned your seat to try to avoid…>Using a safe seat in a hugely deprived area, whose people will still fall for your lies & misinformation because many of them are lost & forgotten too, isn’t a win.>COWARD!!>y-you only won b-because the p-poors are retards and dont k-know any b-better okay????
>>540753329I now remember people genuinely seething about them entering the election because apparently there was only one novelty candidate allowed.
>>540754307What makes them think we'd let you lot back in?
>>540754557Don't know, don't care. The real retardatuib is having a single person campaign for a single constituency on a national issue like rejoining the EU.You can keep your euroshithole commieblock.
>>540754557We have like 10 million brown people, and we all know the EU loves brown people
