>ICE introduces new electric glove into its arsenalabsolutely shocking
>>540745718What could go wrong
>>540745791Deportation rates stays flat as ever.
>>540745718This will be great for the zogbots to use on the goy cattle. I can already hear the boomer bootlickers salivating over instant unconditional surrender to authority.
I can’t wait until zogbots are using this on racists
>>540745718does it prevent masturbation or make it better? asking for a friend
>>540745718I'll take five pairs, please.I plan on getting drunk as fuck with my friends this weekend.
>>540745718Where can I order a pair?
>>540745718Kek based! Anti trump supporters on suicide watch
>>540745718>Electric gloveWhere can I buy one as a gift?
>>540745718FATALITY
>>540745718Based >>540745972Why are you troons still seething here?
>>540745718It's just a shitty ad. That little thing can't be more powerful than a proper taser and some people resist those all the time. Also imagine having to take a piss or something happening to your other hand making it unable to take off the damn gadget. This is a giga L.
>>540745718kek legals and illegals alike going to get the electric chair
>>540745718LOL goy prods
>>540745718they should make these with the shock pads on the knuckles so you can deliver more brutal beatings.
>>540745718Looks like rapists have a new toy to play with.
>>540745718Looks more like those mcdojo guys that use their magic to take down their own students that are in on it
>>540745718gake and fay
>>540745791a way will be found.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gwxZuUoguU&ra=m
>>540745791what if you grabbed somebody's balls with that?
>>540745718How long before there's a masturbation scandal?
>>540745718>Taserthats fine >Glove TaserWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>540745718Post the link so I can buy 4 shock gloves
>>540745718I can't wait to see some browns get toasted with these. I imagine a few will pee.
>>540745718Neat tech for take downs.
>>540745718I've seen this before...
Has anyone considered just not letting them in?
>kuwabara kuwabara
>>540745718What happens when you use it in the rain?What happens when two people use then on opposite arms of someone?
>>540745791Nothing, if its against spics.
>>540745718Need handjob from this..
>>540745718Remember this when they come for you anons, if they so much as touch you, you are dead.Defend yourself like your life depends on it.
>>540745718How do I make these at home? I make all kinds of leather goods.
>>540745718How long till zapfisting becomes a thing?
They should make these as condoms
>libshits: I really, really, really, really hope someone unintentionally dies from this so I can be vindictively upset that they're doing this now
>>540746030Shein probably has them. Good luck with the wash cycle.
>>540749525hold........hold.........okay your elbow deep, NOW!*exploding meat chunks and fecal matter*
Why does it not shock the officer when he is touching the person’s skin with his other hand? It seems like the direct skin to skin contact with the officers other hand should make him receive the shock as well.
>>540749637Anon, i
>>540745947>Shills mad their they can't dopesmoke and go try to fight federal law enforcement and get shot.They will shock your retarded asses and instead of becoming a leftist propaganda chant you will be a felon noone has heard of.hahahahahaha.OVERWHELMING POWER LEFTARDS.
Back when we were kids we used to play a joke where we would hold hands then touch the electric fence and the last person in the line would be the one that actually got shocked, anyone know why the scenes where the guy is holding onto the arm of the guy getting shocked doesn't travel back into the glove guy?
>>540745718Americans can't seem to come to grips with immigration.
>>540745791>illegal spic or some chinese bug dies from cardiac arrestOh no, how horrible lol
>get hit with electric glove>entire body tenses up as a reflex>he is resisting boys, shoot em
>>540748789
>>540746080>some people resist those all the time. You can't resist a properly deployed taser. If you think otherwise, you've never been grabbed by voltage. Resistance must be to avoid a proper deployment. Inflicting pain is secondary to overwhelming the electrical component of the motor control ststem. You might have enough motor control to pull the electrodes out, if you're lucky. If I'm rocking your core with spasm level electrical signals, you can't stand. That's all there is to it.
Anybody have ideas on how I could make something similar with one of these bad boys? I want to fuck up some illegals too.
>>540745718Is that what Seagal used in his Ji Juut Ko championships?
>>540750751I've literally seen multiple men get up from being shot by actual bullets 9-10 times
>>540745718if giga niggas on PCP can take tasers, they can take this too
>>540745718these guys are faking itthey start reacting before the glove touches them and just instantly go down to their knees safely instead of dropping like a brick like how you usually do when you get tased
>>540745718Notice when doing these "demonstrations" they never shock the person for more than 1 second.>>540745791>What could go wrongSomeone could try to pull away from the guy with a tazer in his gloves, Thus forcing him to grip even tighter, and not let go. By being electrocuted even longer it forces them to feel as if they're being tortured, who may reasonably react by freaking out, thrashing about, trying to pull away harder, which will only make the officer grip and electrocute them even more. It could create a vicious circle/feed back loop where officers feel the need to electrocute people for long periods of time, or until they stop moving.
>>540750751Fat people do it all the time, and most people are fat.
>>540745718KNEEL BEFORE THE BRIGHT LORD!
>>540749009
>>540745718Power fist Mk .1
>>540745718FIFA level theatrics. Got to get that funding.
Those look great.I'm guessing x2 gloves shock using both hands will kill a mofo.Need me a pair.
>>540745718can you jerk off with it
>>540745718So on the wrist side but if you hit the face or chest with that im sure problems arise.
>>540745718can't wait for this to be used on me for my 4chan post history or because i refused the next vaxx
>>540746003this does prove we live in a gay timeline. instead of being able to freely obtain these as a citizen for a game of electro slaps with your buddies they're bogarted by zogbots.
>>540750751I've been shot by a police taser before. I was at a party and someone had one that they'd stolen so I volunteered to get shot by it for whatever reason following the preceding discussion on that matter. It hurts, yeah but it didn't drop me or even really incapacitate me. I was on drunk and on amphetamines thoughbeit.
>>540745718Rain starts...
https://youtu.be/utj9gV5t_uQ
>>540745791Water?
>>540745791Nothing. Contrary to trannyganda, our LE officers are the most highly trained throughout the entire WORLD. Coupled with rigorous standards for recruitment and maintaining the job and it's obvious why British "cops" look like a joke by comparison.
>>540753042No doubt, after all, the best and most brutally experienced genociders in the world train them in the arts of suppressing the goyim. Mossad.
>>540753150>da j00000000z!!!Get better material, memeflaggot.
>>540753183Sure thing...kike
>>540753210Jews hate ICE you fucking moron. Impotent seething muzzrat.
>>540745791What if I wear a layer of insulation plus a conductive outer layer then touch him back haha
>>540745718Isn't that just an accident waiting to happen? It's a glove and no matter how much you're trained with it you're eventually just gonna think it's a glove for a split moment until you either shock your buddy or shock yourself when you scratch your face. Seems retarded.
Simpsons did it
>>540749891CARLOS!!!!!!you gotta go home Carlos
>>540752880>properly deployed
>>540751198Steven Segall style.or covid seizure style.COMPLY
>>540745718>powerfist
>>540753278because their pets go home. cops and feds are "trained" in lsraeI and are bribed with Epstein-Iite tripsdipshit
>>540745718Imagine if civilians had these to wear in locations where they might be subject to government abuse
>>540745947>libtard is subjected to mockery and torture.>"y-you guys are bootlickers for letting this happen to meee!"ahahahahahahaha
>>540745718These will soon be used against the American people. Just watch
>>540745718Im gonna enjoy watching niggers get fucked up on youtube.
>>540745718They can use it when they're arresting antisemites.
>>540745718So they're going to start torturing people with these gloves, using them on kids and shit. Fucking faggot cocksucking pussies
>>540755740I hope you get fisted with them
>>540745718>not calling it the>"power glove"gay
>>540745718Imagine gooning with those.
>>540745718So its a less effective taser?>What if the taser was a melee weapon?Whats the point? Just use a taser.
>>540745718>throw scalding water around>winez
>>540756542ok fag.
What if we sawed off the hands?
Fun fact: It has an integral battery so if it shorts while worn they now have a flaming hand that can't be removed, is potentially electrocuting themselves, and can't be put out normally
>>540745718just throw water on the cunt
>>540745853Trump managed to make deportation unpopular.I can remember even bias polling showing solid majority wanting all Illegals instantly deportation no matter what no exceptions.Iran's leader's latest tweet hits it. "WTF would we want to kill Trump? He is destroying the USA for us."
>>540756753that doesn't sound like a lot of fun>:(
>>540756664new death grip meaning just dropped
What if people started wearing insulators?
>>540749903That implies they ever grab spics.
>>540756753Good point, gloves cant be removed once worn, so its very dangerous to put a battery in one.
Steven Seagal gloves
>>540745718No big deal.The police in public schools already have them.https://fortune.com/2026/08/13/ice-electric-shock-gloves-omaha-nebraska-public-schools/
>>540745718>all pussy whiteboistry it on a man
>>540745791Someone's going to forget it's on and fry their cock when they piss
>>540745718try that in a small town
>>540745718kinda wanna try it
>>540750751that's exactly why this glove is significantly less effective than a taser since the electrodes are never more than a hand's width away from each other and are confined to the same limb. 95% of their effect is pain compliance and all these people dropping to the ground are acting.
>Aikido LARP glovesGrim.
>>540756624They don't want to get sued by Nintendo too
This is going too far
>>540745718I want...I want to fap with it.
>>540745853>>540745791trump deported people just enough to make retard protest it, but not hard enough that the number actually go down, he is controlled opposition.If he did it hard enough eventually people would see that they do work, but now that he medicore it people won't see shit and year down the line people will think deportation in mass don't work cause trump did mass deportation and nothing changed.
>>540757095true, probably less effective on fent junkies
>>540756901I mean a Lithium runaway burning 1000 degrees Celsius is going to immediately melt that glove to your hand
>>540745718going to do numbers when they force conscript the cattle to get droned in iran
