Fifth major heatwave of this summer 2026!Big boiling day for South and Western France, prepare your ACs frogbros!Worst places to be today in Europe:Spain (42-43°C max) variable humidity with possible surprisesFrance (41-42°C max) worse situation due to high humidity, today also in PARISItaly (39-40°C max) also high humidity in the NorthWest Germany (37-38°C max) possible high humiditySouth UK (35-36°C max) also moderate to high humidity in many places.All maps with both predictive models and live data from local stations are as usual available at meteociel.fr!There's a big heatwave happening in Eastern America too if you want to check the sadly low resolution USA map.MORE RESOURCES:Wildfire map:firemap.liveFire satellite images (better visible in the evening):https://www.meteociel.fr/observations-meteo/satellite.php?mode=fire-mtgElectricity map:https://app.electricitymaps.com/map/zone/BG/72h/hourlyNEWS:QRD on Danube river situation and Eastern Europe:https://www.dw.com/en/drought-europe-electricity-supplies-danube/a-78269916Romania just shut down completely the Cernavoda nuclear power plant due to lack of water.Blackouts coming in Eastern Europe?https://www.politico.eu/article/romania-cernavoda-nuclear-reactor-shut-down-danube-drought/About 400 retarded migrants drowned during the heatwaves this summer (official data is stuck at 274 deaths the 15th july but you can see more local news articles raising the number way beyond 350).https://www.santepubliquefrance.fr/traumatismes/noyade/bulletin-national/surveillance-des-noyades-durant-lete-2026-bulletin-du-24-juillet-2025https://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2026/07/24/en-france-274-personnes-sont-mortes-par-noyade-entre-le-1-mai-et-le-15-juillet-dont-quatre-sur-cinq-pendant-les-periodes-de-canicule_6731482_3224.html
RAW TEMPERATURES FRANCE:As you can see some places are already above 40°C, and it's only 13h local time!
MORE NEWS:2027 is projected to become the hottest year globally in millennia, possibly in the last 120k years (only the last interglacial maximum would beat it, current record is from 2024):https://grokipedia.com/page/last_interglacialhttps://archive.is/20240727023821/https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2024/07/hottest-day-on-earth/679255/#selection-829.123-829.211https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/may/29/hottest-year-earth-ever-recorded-coming-soon-un-climate-report-warns/https://archive.is/20260511031043/https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/opinion/el-nino-climate.htmlRich kikes are preparing for the apocalypse in Argentina buying up land from locals (sometimes after burning it) and building isolated ranches and bunkers:https://archive.is/20260811052419/https://www.ft.com/content/0e9c3c2e-1d67-4b70-981b-73bcdf409a6cAnother 23 year old migrant drowned in Lyon (there's hundreds of articles like this from the last 30 days, 5 dead in less than a week just in the Rhône department):https://actu.fr/auvergne-rhone-alpes/lyon_69123/elles-s-enchainent-a-un-rythme-effrayant-nouvelle-noyade-mortelle-a-lyon-la-quatrieme-cette-semaine_64664565.html
MORE NEWS:Blackouts are possible in Hungary, Serbia, Romania, Bulgaria due to the shutdown of Hungary's only nuclear power plant due to low Danube water level. Without power, no AC:https://dailynewshungary.com/magyar-energy-crises-paks-shutdown/https://balkangreenenergynews.com/historic-danube-water-lows-signal-blackout-risks-in-tandem-with-fuel-crisis/The Romanian government tried to blow up a rock with explosives to deviate the Danube toward the Cernavoda nuclear plant, with dubious results.https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/aug/03/europe-heatwave-wildfires-migration-ceuta-spain-latest-news-updatesCarmakers Dacia and Ford have temporarily suspended their production in Romania until 19 August due to blackouts:https://archive.is/20260804054257/https://www.autonews.com/manufacturing/automakers/ane-ford-dacia-production-halt-romania-0803/Bulgaria, Ukraine and Greece are now providing most of electricity to Romania and Hungary to prevent grid collapse and blackouts!It seems Bulgaria has a lot of battery storage capacity!https://eualive.net/battery-champion-bulgaria-helps-neighbours-maintain-electricity-supplies/https://united24media.com/world/ukraine-delivers-electricity-to-romania-to-cover-deficit-after-cernavoda-npp-unit-shutdown-21298Hyde Park in London (not exactly the heatwave epicenter), looked like this at the beginning of the month (see picture):
FRANCE HUMIDEX MAP:Let's see if some Humidex red zones (>45°C equivalent) will appear!Reminder Humidex combines temperature and humidity in a realistic way to give perceived temperature (it's not really that subjective)!It's not comfy to be in a red zone!How many retarded migrants do you think will drown?Darwin's ghost is watching and placing his bets!
Getting nice and toasty here, loving this new climate.
Hello, I am in Barcelona and I am currently boiling to death. My AC is half broken and temp inside the house is 29ºC. Without it however we would be over 30c INSIDE
>>540762762I hope your beaches are good enough now with the climate change and everything.Why don't you Dutch/Germans stop blocking our St Gotthard tunnel for days when traveling to Italy?
>>540762451Is this the last one for the year swiss anon?
>>540762855Hi bro, I unironically had a nightmare about the AC breaking down some days ago.That's why I bought a second one as reserve, redundancy is a basic engineering principle everybody should adopt.If it breaks down sleep in the bathtub with 10 cm of water.
>>540762934For you in the UK probably, but I see there's still a huge mass of hot air floating over France and the Benelux the 23rd of August tho.After the 23rd I don't see anything too hot but the model ends the 30th August, there could be something in early September we cannot yet see.
>>540762997>If it breaks down sleep in the bathtub with 10 cm of water.Lmao it's not that bad it isn't vietnam, I just sleep shirtless and without AC on my bed and it's fine. Also I have fans if I need them.It's just annoying during the day
>>540763196I know I know, but thinking at the worst case scenario is good practice.
>>540762451Niggers will still say this is fine and natural
>>540762855Lol, euros are such weaklings. I sleep in a 33c bedroom every summer. No AC, just a small fan. Just put a futon on the floor. Comfy
>>540763758>Just put a futon on the floor. ComfyThat's not a bad idea at all.Are you a jap? Is it true that some parts of Brazil are full of you rice frens?
Paris is now in a dark orange (40-45°C dry equivalent) zone.Imagine the smell.
>>540764428Raw temperatures Paris area.There's not even that much humidity in the air at the moment, about 20%.
>>540762469we cooked
>>540763837Yes it's true, oh curious cheese fiend. Huere geil!
More on France's temperature records.I will just let this here:x.com/SergeZaka/status/2087947969400393974
>>540762855A red zone just appeared in Barcelona, Catalonia!IT'S HAPPENING!
There's already a new all-time record for a mountain near Alsace (in red) and some monthly records for august (yellow).Interesting, didn't know there was a map view for records too:
>>540762451binland might be poor, socialist, living next to russia but at least we have tolerable weather
Another RED ZONE just appeared in Continvoir, not too far from Paris.LET'S GO
>>540766667>66667what did kek mean with this near-get?
Two more RED ZONES just appeared in the Bordeaux area:
More monthly august records for France, we're at 41 at the moment!
Raw temps Paris area.There's already a 42°C there!Maybe we'll see some 44°C's today, and that's just raw temperature, imagine how does that feel with 20-40% humidity!
>>540762451>ACJust take a shower, retard
>>540767064Do you usually shower while you sleep?
>>540763758It was 36C in my bedroom last night. No fan, and no AC in that room. It was okay but whites are not built to perform in these temperatures. My cognition is more shit than usual at anything above 27C. People must hang for this insulation psyop.
It disappeared a moment due to a humidity fluctuation, but the Barcelona red zone is back!About 6 million people (I kid you not) are now in a red zone in Spain!Add 271k more for France to the count.
Imagine not being a pig in China and suffering in the heat without air conditioning. Sucks to be you, oink oink.
Two more RED ZONES just appeared in Béziers and Corse.
>>540767543You can add 100k more people to the red zone count.
New raw temperature readings in 7 minutes.FRANCE ARE YOU READY?
Yesterday's UK records for single stations (national record is still 40.3°C from 2022):
Big RED ZONE near Bordeaux right now.Have a look at that!
3 new all-time absolute records in France and 67 for august:
>>540763758Based. First worldoids are so dramatic. They have not learned to take it slow and survive in a 35c room with high humidity.
Paris area humidex:
>>540762519>Carmakers Dacia and Ford have temporarily suspended their production in Romania until 19 August due to blackouts:>Bulgaria, Ukraine and Greece are now providing most of electricity to Romania and Hungary to prevent grid collapse and blackouts!We need someone to conquer us to they can actually run this country competently.
About 10 million people are currently in a RED ZONE!Expect at least 10k casualties.
No frog has posted here yet. Are they all crispy by now?
>>540771268I noticed that too.Frogs are you ok?
It's starting to get not-so-comfy in western DEUTSCHLAND too:
All the frogs are dead
It's 27°C in my place now despite AC being set at 22°C.That's what you get with a single tube unit.
Klima macht BRRRRRR 8-)
5 new all-time records for single stations in France, and 84 monthly august records.We're entering june heatwave territory here.
We also eat snails
>>540772389One of them is still alive!How's the weather there?
>>540762451This summer was ass.
New data for overmortality in the occitanie region for the june heatwave (up to 50% more deaths than usual aka boomer and migrant apocalypse):
28,3 in my room, it's over
>>540773858Forgot link:https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.nrpyrenees.fr/2026/08/10/decryptage-la-surmortalite-en-forte-hausse-dans-les-hautes-pyrenees-suite-aux-premieres-vagues-de-canicule-il-est-lun-des-departements-les-plus-13485487.php
>>540773900My room is at 27°C despite 13000 BTU AC blasting at max.I feel you frogbros.
50-75% overmortality in the Indre department in june.Probably similar values across Eastern France.https://www.lanouvellerepublique.fr/indre/de-50-a-75-de-surmortalite-estimee-dans-l-indre-en-raison-de-la-vague-de-chaleur-de-juin-1786721283
Big cookening also in Florida, look at that RED ZONE (it's only 12h there):
>>5407724882 of us. It's cool
>>540775365This AC has sugar in its tank.
>>540775564Sucks at the bottom, blows at the top - if you get what I mean?I mean I'm fucking it - with my peen.
These are all of today's France records:
New RED ZONE appears near Paris due to evening increase in humidity.IT'S HAPPENING!
For the American frens... Florida looks like an inflamed appendix today:
