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Let's say you built your image on being a high-T Christian alpha male warrior guy. Someone films you doing this. How do you recover?
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>>540762802
WE WERE REHEARSING A PLAY
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>>540762802
one of us
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Why is exercising with the troops controversial?
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>>540762975
no one got ran over by an apc so its gay
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>>540762802
So he filmed himself doing proper warmups and dynamic stretching for the hips, hammies, acl, spinal, and hes doing it with others doing the same shit

Obviously op, youre a retarded faggot, hope youre at least paid to be this retarded and gay
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>>540762802
Lol he looks so gay.
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>>540762802
Looks like a great warm up. I fail to see the issue here. OP is a faggot.
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>>540762975
>here's your alpha male bro
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>>540763172
He’s secretary of defense not spec ops. Nevertheless, he sucks israel cock and is more MIGA than MAGA.
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>>540762802
My high school football team would do this stretch and we won state. It's a good stretch, we also did the playboy pose. Jeets cannot fathom stretching if it isn't yoga devil worship.
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Tate-pilled warfighter
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>>540762802
peter pan was a good sword fighter
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>>540762802
We had to do those faggy side steps during pre-practice calisthenics when I played football... and duck walks, and bear crawls, and dippity-doos. You look ridiculous doing them but they keep you agile.
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>>540762975
It is to fat neets.
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>>540762802
cuckold physiognomy
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>>540762802
This is what peak judeo-christian alpha male patriot performance looks like. You lost, tranny
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>>540762802
>Christian alpha
lmaooo
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>>540763080
Now let's analyse his tattoos
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>>540763496
i HEKKIN love GOYBALL!!!!
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>>540763245
This is something boys learn as children, not at boot camp.
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>>540762802
As a proper alpha make I never exercise, stretch, or even warm up.
The couple times a month I have to leave my government paid apartment everyone is intimidated before they even see me, talking about how they can smell the presence of a true alpha.
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>>540762802
pre-Syrian War/Ukraine War if someone told you trench warfare would make a comeback you'd laugh and call him a retard
same for drones. imagine being told a bomb strapped to a $500 piece of shit aerial reconnaissance device could delete a top tier $1,000,000,000 tier 10 25 delta smelta gefilte fish force oper8or oper8tingly operations squad with the push of a button

if it works it works
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>>540763516
Natalie actually went to heaven three days after David
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>>540762975
The exercise is not the issue. The issue is how uncoordinated his body is, it makes him look like a dancing girl.
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>>540762802
i was literally taught to do this in school but enjoy your ruined back retard
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>>540762802
Huh. He has the tic in both directions.
That's not brain damage.
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this satanist was proud of bombing fisherman in venezualian waters
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>>540763780
why did the fisherman have chemical drums in their boats? was it full of worm bait?
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>>540762802
I'd be more concerned about the time they filmed him doing this.
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>>540762802
He's dong it better than everyone else, his legs are actually coming high because he's exercising whilst everyone else is going through the motions.
>But it looks gay
Only if you fancy him? I see a man doing the exercises correctly whilst everyone isn't trying.
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>>540763724
>Lifting your legs up high fucks your back
It was already fucked mate, join the club
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>>540763687
With a diaper on
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>>540762802
He is drunk kek
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>>540762802
The problem isn't he is doing fitness
The problem is he took a oath to the kikes instead of his troops
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>>540763616
Not everyone went to faggot camp like you.
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>>540763695
Sadly he's probably healthier than 60% of all Americans. British Cheerleaders are more fit than our Entire Military.
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>>540763172
those twig legs are pathetic, i thought he lifts?
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>>540763695
>How to say you never attended PE without saying you never attended PE.

Way to out yourself as a pathetic fat loser.
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>>540762975
miglets pretending to play dumb is so adorable
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>>540762802
This faggot never warmed up for sports ever?
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>>540762802
We officially launched 'Operation Liver Cirhosis' 24 hours ago. By now the drunkest, most dirty, pants pissing alcoholics to EVER stumble across earth have been daydrinking for weeks. The Irish, Polish, Germans, and Native Americans... All unleashing the divebar ethos together, reaching unprecedented levels of shitfaced priviously thought to be impossible. We've been buttchugging vodka, jägermeister, steel reserve - sometimes even hand sanitizer. You name it, we drink it. Sustaining ourselves on single potatoes and blasting them into the stratosphere again with violent kinecitity. Projectile vomit, explosive diarrhea. A never ending display of aggressive dipsomania that make Charles Bukowski look sober. And to our enemies: We're not going to stop drinking either. As matter of fact, we're currently drunk driving towards you, and we're going to drink your booze as well. Let it be known, we're calling the shot now. Be sure of that.
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>>540762975
Why are you pretending to not notice how faggy this looks?
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>>540766138
BECAUSE THEN MY TEAM LOOKS BAD AND I CANT HANDLE THAT!!!
YOU LOST TRANNYYYYYYYYY
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>>540762802
I hate the guy, but I'll be honest with you.
HE WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON THE VIDYA DOING THE EXERCISE PROPERLY! It's a weird dexterity training exercise the military does where you run sideways. I know it looks weird, but look it up and try it. If you have poor coordination, you fail completely.
This closet-faggot shabbo kikeslave is actually very well coordinated physically, if a we bit slow.
>>540763280
This. It's also a coordination exercise too, not just a stretch.
>>540763455 (Chek'd)
>faggy side-steps
Thanks anon, I was struggling to recall the name of these.
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He has the physique of a Jeet. The "three plate" bench press was faked, too.
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>>540762802
Why do you need all of your soldiers to be good on their feet when most of the work is done by the chair force?
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>>540764597
Cheerleaders have the best available fitness coaches, nutritionists, cosmetics, and healthfood/supplement availability of pretty much anyone on the planet other than whatever athletes they're working for, though often it's the same people and resources.

The US military has the absolute bottom of the barrel, and it's not even just the American barrel. They take in shitty foreigners for contracted jobs even.
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>>540762802
>high t
he can barely bench 3 plates tho
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>>540766542
He can't, the video was fake plates
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>>540766574
I can never tell with bumper plates but yeah you’re probably right
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>>540766138
It's the only way he can metabolize reality. When it conflicts with his politics, he just plays make believe kek
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>>540762802
a ton of excersises and stretching techniques look gay but are extremely effective. if you want to be at peak fitness you will do stuff like this.
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>>540762975
>>540763695
He's drunk
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>>540763496
What a fucking embarrassing faggot.
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>>540762802
Its over, he might as well commit seppuku with huge pink dildo
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>>540762802
Hegseth is a distraction. Deputy Secretary of Defense Steve Feinberg is really in charge.



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