Really have nothing, huh?
>>540768797There isnt a single subject trump nuutriders could even bring up at this point that they arent overtly worse on. All they have left is whataboutisms.
republicans aren't serious about winning midterms
>>540769893you lost tranny
>>540768797tbf all vegans must hang.
>Republicans are attacking Democrats as vegans on the campaign trailWhat the fuck does that even mean?
Democrats spent the entire Biden administration telling us meat eaters are bad and that by 2030 you will have to go vegan or eat bugs to save the planet. I'd say bringing up their veganism is fair. Voters deserve to know the truth about what they are planning.
>>540770078Vegans are the need trannys. You lost vegan!
>>540770078Democrats have nothing, so they make filler articles like this and pretend they're winning.
>>540770143>Vegans are the need trannysWhat the fuck does this mean???
>>540770078
>>540768797You're running a vegan in TEXAS. Your entire party is a joke!
>>540768797LOL, no. The left is a gift that keeps on giving, so the right has plenty>Leftist discourse, something something, pretending not to understand, something something...
>>540769932>tf>tp
>>540770176They need to learn how to write an article title. Perhaps if they used "for veganism" instead of "as vegans" I would have understood.
>>540770123You mean the Democrat apparitions projected on the wall in your damp little online chud cave
>>540770177Typo. Use your critical thinking skills.
>>540770123This never happened. You really love newsmax, huh JIDF? Nuke israel.
>>540770326But that’s literally what’s going on. They aren’t attacking him for promoting veganism (he's not), they are attacking him for personally being a vegan (he's not)
>>540770520Republicans dont care about whats true.
>>540769932You meanWe lost, to Iranny
>>540769964based moderate
>>540769964Tbf vegans are already hungIf no one else is gonna mutt’s law here then I guess I will
>>540768797republicans are carnovies. Just ask camp mystic.
>>540768797I mean, it's between finding some kind of attack line and leaning on fucking Ken Paxton as an actual candidate. They're trying to make it as little about Paxton as they possibly can, for obvious reasons. The dude is so corrupt and such a blatantly terrible person that only Trump would feel comfortable choosing him.
>>540768797God forbid a man have a bit of peanut butter on his toast
>>540770123just baiting republicans to be "trendy" npc's that just do exactly what democrats were being accused of plotting... it's all just a race to sell out america's beef to china first and republicans want to beat the "trannies" to make money off of china first
>>540768797 I mean it kind of shows how detached you are from reality and our species and our environment in general if you have enough time in your hands to formulate the idea that people eating meat and protein to continue existing is somehow inherently evil. It's one step below declaring that nobody has the right to give birth without consent... It just shows a severe detachment from the realistic living conditions and existence of human beings as we actually live. I'm not talking about being vegetarians I'm not talking about being if he or icky at certain types of meat or not wanting to chew a steak but for a hamburger, I'm talking about the people who spend their time trying to pretend as if basic existence is a human being is inherently evil because they believe life began when they were born and not a second after. Its main character syndrome
>>540771227Paxton already backed out of debates. Don’t blame him, obvious strategy is just run purely attack ads linking talarico with trannies, gays, and communism. Never bring up a single policy issue. Don’t talk about Paxton at all and hope your low information voters just show up confused the the polls and think D=Demon
>>540769931They are. That's why they did all those mid-decade redistrictings, and why the Democrats would be lucky to get the Senate.They are just morphing into a macrocosm of the Arizona GOP where they run loons and weirdos like Lake and Masters and lose.
>>540768797Yeah. Right wingers aren't aware that the culture war is over. People don't care about that stuff anymore, what we do care about is prices, jobs, the datacenter plague, surveillance etc. and conservatives and every brand of chud aren't doing anything about it. They have no solution because they're a part of the problem and are actively making it worse.
>>540768797Funny statement coming from the left when they cry about Trump not drinking water a certain way
>>540768797I don't like him because he sounds gay. Nuff said.
>>540771531>we Did you forget your meme flag?
>>540768797>nothingNobody likes vegans though, especially in Texas so this will be super effective
>>540771634>bunch of jeets and californianstheyre trying whatever it takes to trick them into keep weed illegal
>>540770641>whats trueLike men getting pregnant, right?
>>540769964>Wanting to reduce the suffering of intelligent animals is le bad KYS
>>540771398>D=DemonThat's literally true though
>>540771567Talarico eats meatTrump does do weird shit constantlyYou can’t equivocate a lie to the truth even if both are about petty subjects
>>540771754This is why people cant stand you obnoxious faggots
Veganism is based. Keep pumping your blood full of cholesterol, mutts.
>>540771813Have you seen the Talarico ads where they try to make him look “manly”? Don’t tell me that isn’t weird
>>540771754>le badShouldn't you be the one killing themselves for using such faggot speech?
>>540771815You want to hang people for disagreeing with you but somehow I’m the obnoxious one. Anyway your country is a vassal state of Israel and you’ll probably have a heart attack before hitting 50.
>>540770192the last panel should be the migger posting the millennial woes tweet
>>540771924And your country is our vassal, so what's that tell you?
>>540768797I think they should call them pedophiles. People do hate vegans but even more people hate pedophiles.
>>540770231literally who cares if someone doesn't eat meat???
>>540771924If only we could be vax island sheeple like you.Such a good little non meat eater, just like what the kikes want.Veganism is extremely jewish.
>>540771398Yeah, there's no way he'd do a debate. Paxton is, in a sense, a new kind of candidate: the non-candidate. He himself, the person Ken Paxton, is almost invisible. He's such an irredeemably ugly person, inside and out, that his entire campaign is just about his opponent, social media spin, and endorsements. He's such a unique liability to his own campaign that if he himself gets involved in basically any way, they're just going to sink him immediately.
>>540772236Imagine the voter for the non-candidate
>>540771893Reminds me of Beto eating a brisket salad
No one give two shits about Texas white trash one way or the other
>>540769893>Jarvis, bring up Talarico’s stances on BLM, white people, the border, trannies (including kids) and guns.
For a second there it seemed like the left were the lame, out of touch ones.Not anymore. The vibe shift is incredible.
>>540768797WELL VEGANS ARE GAY SO
Vegan means someone from outside of Texas or from Austin.
>>540771227THE ATTACK LINE IS THAT HES A LOW T MANLETIT WORKS AGAINST LEFTOIDS PRACTICALLY ALWAYSWHY BECAUSE ITS TRUE THATS WHAT LEFTOIDS ARE ABOUT ITS THEIR WHOLE IDEOLOGY DEMOCRAPS ARE THE PARTY OF ESTROGEN
>>540777256Fake news, they have to seal the bottles extremely tightly to prevent the contents from spoiling, it's normal to need a specialized tool to open them.
>>540771754All vegans are social darwinists who want HUMANS to suffer. See Hitler
>>540771947That, or angrily posting the "you ever notice that liberals pretend not to understand what you're talking about as a debate tactic?" copypasta. Because sometimes its an attempt at Socratic dialog, but also sometimes I genuinely have no idea what the fight the MAGA guy is talking about because they're claiming a victory on some conspiracy talking point I genuinely have never heard of.
>>540769893Rentfree
>>540770078>both sides fling mud>headline news when one dude utters something half serious on the campaign trail or during an interview>other side gets nothing but dick riding, no matter what faggotry they loudly and proudly say
>>540768797The texas GOP wants to replace it's native population with a population that is entirely vegan
>>540778350Tbh, if the TXGOP keeps running these insane clowns and pursuing no-fun allowed policies, and engaging in slopulist economic policies instead of letting the lolbert economists do their things; I'm just voting democrat.
>>540778288The governor attended the grand opening of a Bucee's yesterday so he could get a photo op carving up brisket while sitting in his wheelchair. The Texas GOP are dead serious about making a big deal out of meat cred.
>>540768797Republicans will lose midterms bigly but democrat platforms haven't changed one bit and still suck ass with infinite brown worship and no borders.
>>540777500>they have to seal the bottles extremely tightly to prevent the contents from spoilingLike every fucking thing else on the planet that gets put in to a bottle?Nope, just a pussy.
>>540777500The fact that his coworkers can open them but he cannot still says something, anon. The seal doesn't magically get weaker in someone else's hands.
