>Farage's by-election victory won't stop questions about financeshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwz9delwwo>Flames jump from house to house as six homes are destroyed by wildfire on hottest day of yearhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16051367/rampant-wildfires-engulf-streets.html>Builders find human bones in Biggin Hill garden as London police launch investigationhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2239046/builders-find-human-bones-biggin-hill-garden-london-police-launch-investigation>Burnham faces legal challenge over moving migrants to middle-class areashttps://archive.ph/dAREV>Two seriously injured after passenger train derails near Lewes in East Sussexhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/aug/13/train-derailment-east-sussex-closes-several-routes-lewes>Police investigate death of 75-year-old woman following burglaryhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/burglary-woman-death-finsbury-park-investigation-b3032884.html>Mother who killed baby daughter with heat from hairdryer due to be sentencedhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/emergency-services-high-court-children-aberdeen-b1293364.html>'Predatory' couple who drugged men seeking sex services to steal from them jailed for manslaughterhttps://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-13/predatory-couple-who-drugged-men-in-order-to-steal-from-them-jailed>UK government considers aid for drought-hit farmershttps://archive.ph/3jIvx
>26.93% to the guy with a bin on his head>More than a quarter of the population in Reform's heartland would rather have a comedian with a bin on his head than Farage>Farage flees Clacton refusing to make an acceptance speech>Investigation resumes immediatelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
from #gamergate talking head to the political heavyweight we see today
>>540775590>deleting your own post because it was the end of the threadEmbarrassing behaviour
>>540775601Come on anon, you can't forget his philosophy degree.
>>540775601i wouldn't even rape him
>>54077559544.4% voter turnout is HUGE.Cope harder!>>540775627I deleted it to post at the top of this one instead of waiting 5 minutes to post a dupe image :^)>EmbarrassingRich coming from Reform LMFAO
>>540775590Probably about right.Lefties are everywhere.
>>540775697Reminder that these are two of the people who voted for >le funny costume man
>>540775601>these hands are clammy, now starmer's gone it's time for lammy>he's talking grand, but can he really steady the family?>the spotlight's bright, and every slip looks mighty scrammy
>>540775590>Gentlemen, here we have the Mk1. Time Torpedo>Once fired it travels into your future and destroys any potential of a career in politics
>>540775747those are the same person
>>540775800BONK
>>540775811Bottom one is obviously fred durst
>A woman who denies owning an XL bully that bit her partner's father, causing him to bleed to death, has told a court the animal was not "the type of dog to savage anyone".https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyr2zyxxgzo
>>540775931IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>540775984Bumporeno
>>540775967>good boi dindu nuffink or anyffink
>>540775967ban lip filler>>540775601/pol/ will never not fall for this
>>540776076>/pol/ will never not fall for thiswas it one of those trick pictures where it's actually his boyfriends arse and we've all been bamboozled?
>>540775747When I see faces like those I develop a lot of sympathy for thralldom as an institution.
>>540775747That eye shape is always indicative of degeneracy and low intelligence and
>>540775747Bet they're both on the sex offender register. Not even entirely joking at this point.
>>540776199>_0f_>21s ago>beard is grey at the cheeks>wrong eye colour>wrong ear shape>wrong eyebrow shapehow can the board of great noticers be so fucking shite at noticing things?
They're really outraged that Farage didn't give them a chance to snap him next to the guy with a bin on his head.
Sherry trifle for afters
>>540775967>chanel fong.She gave her father in law lunch but it choked on him.
>>540776215that image explains a lot
>>540776538Are those beans cold? They look cold.
>>540776530>the world's media genuinely expected Farage to appear alongside this lot
>>540776620Who tf eats hot beans?
>>540776725I'm confiscating your trifle for that comment
>>540776725non-mentals
bbq bames
>>540776677>"Don't eyeball me Gandhi!"
>>540776865excogitate the redolence
We need a new party to split the British Democrats and another one after that to split NRP and another one to split those parties. We need to get it to the point where there's only one vote per party in every constituency for each person's exact flavour of racial nationalist autism.
>>540776985She's touched a BMW
>>540776985Is the car for sale or something?
>>540776985>>540775601they could be twins
>>540776985Which one do you reckon has higher mileage?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/12/uss-abraham-lincoln-overboard-extended-deployment>USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment – reports>Aircraft carrier’s crew in ninth month at sea and has spent record 250 days consecutively without making land>The Navy Times gave details of thwarted suicide attempts onboard the aircraft carrier during the current deployment. Annabelle Loma told the outlet that her husband had tried to jump overboard after his spell at sea kept being extended.lol, good to see the war is going well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmbbgfGkQKw>this swarthoid saying "we will be replaced" wtf
>>540776785>>540776808you no steal my pud pud
>>540776985>Posing on her boyfriends car for dating/cock profileVeird.
>>540777172kek
>>540777120>Killing yourself because you spent 250 days at seaSurely you can trust those blokes when they aren't drone striking muzzies living in the 17th century
>>540777333double trips phwoar
>>540777364Well they're trying (and failing) to prosecute a war against a bunch of muzzies living in the 21st century, who have a fairly good grasp on drone warfare and their own territorial bottlenecks, and they're responding by having a melty and trying to kill themselves. Truly our greatest ally and one whose hands we should put our entire national security in.
>>540777333Not yet. Israel hasn't starting firing missiles at us.
>>540777557There were allegedly drone attacks on the Cypriot bases that totally, absolutely, 100% came from Hezbollah earlier this year. So yes Israel probably has already fired weapons at us, and recently.
>>540777468>>540777557
>>540777557https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0p4l9rm
>>540775590>All main parties quit out of cowardice >Middle class establishment shill backed by all media misses open goal>Are Nige awarded Triumph and an extra 5 millies >Total nigger professor death>Andy Pandy too scared to call a general election Total Chud victory
>Don’t get me wrong - if we look at the level not the change, London still has far more non-UK nationals in the workforce than other places - over 60% employments in Newham now. But the relative difference may be more apparent to local people when Sunderland goes from 5% to 13% or Middlesbrough from 10% to 24% than when Westminster goes from 52% to 53%.>What do these numbers mean? Well, at a TFR of 1.41, every 100 people will have 50 grandchildren, and at 1.96 they will have 96 grandchildren, so this birth rate difference, which might sound small, will actually bake in a lot of change for the coming decades:>Again, don’t get me wrong, when we look at the levels, not the change, London still has radically more children born with one parent from overseas - 84% of those born in Brent for example. Likewise in the other big cities - 61% in Birmingham and 65% in Manchester have a parent from overseas. But again, the change may feel greater in some of those smaller places.>Schools collect detailed data each year on their pupils. In 2017 an attempt was made to start collecting information on which countries kids were from, which would have allowed us to look at the impact of migration directly. But there was an organised campaign to block the collection of this data, with hard-left activists saying that mild-mannered Education Secretary Nicky Morgan was awful for even wanting to know this information.They're trying to keep us blind.>And to make the same point one last time for completeness, the change is of course not the level. London continues to have far more pupils from ethnic minorities - only 7% in Harrow and only 5% in Newham are white British:>Sadly, not with any confidence. Comparing the data on births, pupils and employments even for 2021 to the 2021 census we find big variations - even when we compare school pupils to the school age, and employments to the working age.https://x.com/NeilDotObrien/status/2088151849400443193
>>540777557>Israel hasn't starting firing missiles at us.what do you think the migrants are? care packages?
>>540777738kek
>>540777774Immigrants have actually got worse:>While this piece is mainly about the demographic change in different places, I thought I would quickly look again at whether the fiscal position of different groups has changed since the census - have the large numbers of new people arriving given us a big fiscal boost?>The only really comprehensive data is from ONS, The Effect of Tax and Benefits. Other analysis, for example by by the Migration Advisory Committee doesn’t cover some migration groups yet.>But it remains the case that the only ethnic group which has a net positive fiscal contribution is the white group. Asian, mixed and “other” ethnic groups have become more negative over recent years since the census. Black British people saw their position decline then improve a bit, but the balance remained pretty negative.>The “economic argument” for mass immigration has completely collapsed - the UK and other countries have seen incredible rates of immigration and it has not proved to be remotely the economic rocket fuel that migration boosters claimed. Instead we have sky high rents and dire productivity. Given the numbers from the ONS above, I’m sceptical that the long term impact of immigration has been a big fiscal boost.>Yes, the UK can and should obviously deport all foreign criminals - and obviously we should not allow people who are welfare dependent to remain or become citizens - that’s a no-brainer. But also, though it has come down a bit, legal migration is still just far too high. With 703,000 non British people arriving during 2025, that’s still huge change every year.>I don’t agree. You can get on with many types of people and avoid pre-judging people and enjoy other cultures, and yet still prefer your area and your country to be mainly full of people like you. People who have some history in your culture, rather than a transient hotel-like country with an ever-shifting mix of strangers.
>>540777938Re the mega dingys, whar if the plaan is to get longer and longer ones so eventually they can just walk over?
>>540777669That story fell out of the news remarkably quickly.
>>540777852>exploding niggersWouldn't mind that. It would be less messy and less destructive. They also wouldn't replicate after landing.
This graph alone is just insane.
No way a bunch of dumb pakis are building giant dingys. It's got Putins handiwork all over it. Blaming the government is picking the wrong target.
God I'm bored. Might join a gym and go tonight. Talking to slags online is so exhausting
>>540778047Just as quickly as the totally Lebanese drone that wasn't an Israeli missile fell out of the sky
Hey, look at these tits.
>Could you predict which children will be Neets? No – and it’s unfair to ask that of teachers>You know, frankly from preschool,” he said. “So, definitely primary schools should be identifying children who are at risk of being Neet. And secondary schools and other services should be intercepting, intervening, supporting and helping those young people to get on a different path.”https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/11/alan-milburn-teachers-predict-children-neets-unfair
>>540778178Very similar to that story about the RUSSIAN DRONE HITTING POLAND!!!!!! only for it to be revealed to be, er, Ukrainian.
>>540778326FUCK! Guess we've got to trigger Article 5 now and partition Ukraine with the Russians, oh well.
>Disposal barbecues have been banned
>>540778307>>Could you predict which children will be Neets?Skin colour?> and helping those young people to get on a different path.”Send them to prison early?And just like her Greek forebearers she manages to work busy without actually doing any productive work (she writes for the Gurdian)
Fried mincemeat, blue cheese mixed in, with sauerkraut and Franks hot sauce for dindins
>>540778307insane
>>540778326
So tempted to shave my beard
>>540778525>So tempted to shave my beardI need a shave, but in this heat it's annoying.
>>540778515are you simping for chechens again
>>540776985i would drink her piss
>>540778631trannyfucker
>>540778515pure filth
>>540778621Theyre real?
I've gotta have a little postA little post to blig things overI better read between the linesIn case I need it when I'm older… Now this mountain I must climbFeels like the world upon my shouldersThrough the clouds, I see cringe shineIt keeps me warm as life grows colder… In my life, there's been cringeache and shameI don't know if I can face it againCan't stop now, I've travelled so farTo change this lonely life… I wanna know what cringe isI want you to show meI wanna feel what cringe isI know you can show me, oh… I'm gonna have a little postA little post to blog about meI've got nowhere left to spamIt looks like cringe has finally found me… In my life, there's been cringeache and shame I don't know if I can face it againI can't stop now, I've travelled so farTo change this lonely life… I wanna know what cringe isI want you to show meI wanna feel what cringe isI know you can show me… I wanna know what cringe isI want you to show me (and I wanna feel)I wanna feel what cringe is (I know)I know you can show me… I wanna know what cringe is(Cringe that you find inside britpol)I want you to show me(And I'm feeling so much cringe)I wanna feel what cringe is(I know you just can't hide)I know you can show me, oh… I wanna know what cringe is(Let's talk about cringe)I want you to show me(I wanna feel it, and I wanna feel it, too)I wanna feel what cringe is(And I know, and I know)I know you can show me… I wanna know what cringe is (I wanna know)I want you to show me(I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know)I wanna feel what cringe is (I wanna feel)I know you can show me
>>540778415But what about zombie barbecues and ninja barbecues?
>>54077698520 years out of date
>>540778621>chechenswhat year is this where they're relevant again
>>540778878they're saving the white race
>>540778878Weren't Chechens shooting up France like a couple of years ago?
>>540778588I trimmed it up yesterday, looks sharp, but still. Then I regret when I shave.
>>540775967>Chanel Fonganother proper Welshperson
>>540778326russians has been repurposing Ukrainian made drones to make it look like them, it's one of russia's oldest tricks ''accuse your enemy of doing what you yourself is guilty of and do with plausible deniability'', why have we become ignorant to russian tactics that they've employed for generations
>>540779070If that were the case, that story wouldn't have vanished like it did. It was a Ukrainian fuck-up.
alright lads. another horrible day of a horrible week. someone put me out of me misery please, just come round and kill me
>>540778088They need to fuck off "asian", im sure its not mr yamamoto sucking at the govt tit
>>540779131how long is sufficient?
>>540776985decent looking bodykit
>>540778415>its got nowt to do with banning controlled burns, cutting firebreaks, and brush clearingAlso arsony bames
>>540779158We can send around some migrants to rape you to death if you would like?
>>540776985>bet thats left a few skidmarks in its time
>>540779131yeah i don't dismiss ukrainian shenanigans the two of them are kindred spirits, it's like the MH17 bullshit
>>540776985disgusting whore
Might stand as a comedy golliwog candidate in the next Clacton election
Double yolk in my egg. Good luck or bad omen?
I swear sometimes i think brit/pol/ doesnt actually like women. Bunch of homos.
>>540779342
>>540779259also eco-terrorists. scottish wildfires were started by eco-terrorists this year and last.
>>540776985This bitches asian boyfriend and his mates rob you when you turn up for a date
>>540779551aren't you the fat old boomer who posts blokes in motorbike leathers?
>>540779597When do you think the last time he actually solved a problem, and wasn't the cause of them, was?
>this tweet has barely been discussed on brit/pol/https://x.com/NeilDotObrien/status/2088151849400443193Fucking state of this yous lot.
>>540779491comedy Shamima Begum in Birmingham Yardley against Jess Philips. Count Binbaghead.
>>540779656he solved the problem of his hospital discharge by throwing himself on the floor
>>540779656Never
>>540776996>British DemocratsAs in Andrew Brons' outfit? I'd honestly go with them out of all the others
>>540779551just not into bogtroons
ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING WEATHERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>540779724qrd? if he’s saying we’re being replaced and it’s irreversible we already know that
>>540775601Sargon's videos always make me laugh because at first glance he looks like a white man but the longer you stare at him, the more African he becomes
>>540778473Apparently I'm a "weirdo" for dipping pizza in soup, yet a sandwich is ok apparently. Sick of these double standards.
>>540779551NRPatriots love womensame cant be said about restoremongs thoughlike look at their zoomer-millennial leadershipdefinitely some homos in there
I googled the term "NRP" and the AI summary said it stands for Nation Roleplay.
>>540779851Yes he's saying that, but there are a ton of graphs etc mainly focusing on the demographic changes since 2021. It includes info on ethnicity by birth, schools, and which ethnic groups are net contributors to the British economy etc. Great stuff, and surprising to come from a literally who Tory.
The paddington reaper has taken binface
>>540779644Only to critique sussexes suspect preference for cruisers
>>540779724It was your job to start the conversation and you're late, after all you are posting here so you are one of yous lot
>>540779183I was looking up the most and least deprived constituencies the other day. Oxford West and Abingdon is one of the least deprived areas in the country and it's 17% BAME. It's mainly Chinks and “Other Asians”.>Most Deprived Constituencies:>Blackpool South - 6% BAME>Birmingham Ladywood - 77.7% BAME>Bradford West - 70.5% BAME>Bradford East - 54.3% BAME>Birmingham Perry Barr - 79% BAME>Birmingham Hodge Hill and Solihull North - 50.3% BAME>Middlesbrough and Thornaby East - 21.9% BAME>Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough - 31% BAME>Blackley and Middleton South - 36.7% BAME>Liverpool Riverside - 25.8% BAME>Least Deprived Constituencies:>Wokingham - 13.6% BAME>North East Hampshire - 6.9% BAME>Harpenden and Berkhamsted - 8.3% BAME>York Outer - 4.3% BAME>Sheffield Hallam - 11.9% BAME>Rushcliffe - 11.4% BAME>Oxford West and Abingdon - 17.4% BAME (Chinese, Other Asian and Mixed)>Chesham and Amersham - 18% BAME>Esher and Walton - 13.8% BAME>Surrey Heath - 14.5% BAME
>>540779890>Apparently I'm a "weirdo"Says who? If anyone said that to me BAM 1-2 laid out dead simple as.
>>540779551Fact Check: False
>>540779928I thought it were one of them /a/ fetishes
>>540778525Get the London look.
>>540779979Ain't been on all day and saw in't archive that it's been posted twice with no reaction.
>>540780060>Ain't been on all dayExactly, you're late, do better
>>540780044I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, so see how the beard looks with my hair shorter.
