>phone makes a “nuclear bomb imminent” alert sound>loudest thing ever so it scared the shit out of me>it’s just to tell people not have a barbecue Bruh
>>540780957Imagine if it was a nuke alert. We would have the comfiest /pol/ threads EVER before armageddon.
>>540780957>2 AM>Phone blares with tornado warning sound>Abruhda Mohmamad Mohhamed was last seen with her father Amin mohmamad Mohhamed in another province
>>540780957The ermergerd alerts have me debating switching to a dumb phone.
>disable amber alertsfeels nice man
>>540780957lmao such nice weather and bongs cant even have barbecue
>>540780957As I have went to the new taco bell earlier today, there is a fire ripping through my pants as of now.
i got this shit in Welsh first it made zero sense kek
>>540781515This would scare so many people since Welsh looks like gibberish to most brits lmao>Phone does an air raid siren>wtf>government alert: fddghjkgfs dfhgdjh kjhkj hfkjghI would I think I was hacked
>>540781515The ring must be destroyed
>>540781515Is this a cypher?
>>540781148You can turn it off, got very tired of those quickly. 100% of the time some shitskin taking a kid somewhere in the gta.
>>540780957>>540781148kek
>>540781773I have them all turned off in settings, they still come through occasionally. Environment Canada warnings don't seem to get filtered.
>>540781515There's like 8 people in the whole of Wales who have Welsh as their only language and they're all 100+ years old and don't have fucking mobile phones. Even if they did they'd be too deaf to hear them.
>>540781148New Canadians love kidnapping kids.
>>540782061wonder what language it was in Birmingham kek
>>540780957So, just no disposable barbecues, right?
>>540781894Thats by design, obviously.
>>540780957i thought just chinese have this kind of governmental alerts unavoidable activated...^^
>>540780957>In England the government sends emergency warnings not to have fun in the summer
>>540784615Why yes, this *is* exactly what I voted for
>>540783609urdu, of course. why?
>>540780957I fucking hate amber alerts. Feel like it's intentional to get you to not care the very few times a kid actually is kidnapped. 99% of the time it's some brown kid whose father didn't return the kid to the single mom foid in time. That is not a kidnapping. Fathers can not kidnap their own children. The idea that a father should ever be denied access to their own child is fucking retarded foid bullshit in the first place.
>>540780957A wildfire just blew over my house
>>540780957? why are you lying? there was no sound whatsoever
>>540780957Have fun at your BBQ, OP
>>540787845it was literally the eas alert sound from all those videos
>>540780957https://youtu.be/7w1bEfXqo-A
>>540781270>>540784992We dont have amber alerts, this is a government emergency thing. other than a test this is the first alert lol
>Big deal was made about these alerts the first time>Nothing happened>No alerts for like two years>First actual one is the government urging people to stop using disposable BBQs
>>540784992wtf is amber alerts
we get these a lot since the Valencia floods a couple of years ago. we get it man everyone checks the weather nowadays.
>>540781515The warning message guy had a stroke again
>>540781244>switching to a dumb phone.My mother got it on her crappy old Nokia
