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first for do no magmago in dis thread
>420 get on a WS bakethat's how you know
David Jason Arday>dis time next week we be Cambridge academics
>you did this brit/pol/>you killed professor nigger>hope you’re happy>post yfw
>>540789822>>540789443>>540789656found it
thread prefect gon' have a tantrum any second now
dey call me mistah magomago
>>540789986
Wigger starmer was created by a nigger.
Jew here.He died by 'botched' foreskin removal.
>>540790045cursedlike England
>>540789901Posting in epic thread
>>540789420You talk, Yerbury listens. NRP fitness club in the works. Next march, HENCH, numbers, SWELLING, victory, TOTAL
>>540790481it's literally a contemporary Dad's Army but it's actually real, yerbury is captain mannering
>>540790481Go for it - you'll get on the newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11f8Oc25AI
>>540790481>clear caveats>accountable leaders and organisersjust go for a fucking run and lift, gynofurher
>>540790447The absolute aura of this pic.Nigga wouldn't be out of place in a mob movie, just give him a nice suit and a paneled room.
How did he kill himself you reckon
>>540790641Führer*
>>540790481NRP coloured Mansiers, special one for the Supreme Leader of the NRP
You all killed him
>>540790718GynoFührer
>>540790481>Should we dress like waiters and bumble about in a field?>Yes, of course, we'll do it immediately!>Should we lose a bit of weight?>Woah there, pal, slow down a bit and think this one through!
>>540790714Narcissist was finally told the truth and couldn't handle it
>>540790045>your plastic sex arse, sir
gf just threw a heavy packet of nuts at me and they've gone everywherecan't imagine a more annoying thing to throw
>>540790481all this because britpol has been saying he's got bitch tits (which he does)dont fall for the body shaming alex babes x
>>540790481Not the decisive action of a dear leaderdo better Yerbz
>>540790714hung himself with a bungee cord, bounced into the ceiling 90 times
Are people gonna start kneeling again
>>540790789a bowl of diarrhoea
>>540790818LEAVE GYNOFUHRER ALONE
>>540790789the collected works of Arday, that'd hurt
https://youtu.be/3fKwo8qlkJE?si=_JjMXnA6p0ajyUsLIve always loved that people assume "Spare us the cutter" is referring to some kind of blade and not wanting to be hurt, but its a reference to the novel "A Clockwork Orange" where 'cutter' is slang for money, and a street vagrant the psycho teen boy gang pass in the beginning come across him asking if they can "spare him some cutter" before they ruthlessly beat him
>>540790714air fryer in the bath
>>540790871it's mad, as soon as she heard me putting the key in the lock to come back inside i hear her screaming from the kitchen for me to go away in chineselike nikki from obsession loud
>>540790045lord Christ almighty
>>540790868Special edition facemasks for the nutters still doing that maybe
>>540790886having gyno means your a hard case and is quite sexy these days if your a chubby twink that would accept to get fucked for a chocolate bar.
>>540790970call her a Sha Bi (like Bee)
>>540790842I'll agree on that, also fitness clubs like that are too infrequent to be effective. You're better off making everyone take a gym membership or be kicked out, and have to post proof of exercise and gains otherwise the next meeting they're not allowed in and have to run around the block a dozen times instead. Far more effective way of doing it and shows results faster.
>>540791029Fatfold mosley
>>540791053schabusiness
>>540790868start lying for Ardy or whatever his name is
>>540790481Retard is suggesting setting up the army.
>>540791053also the guy in the shop was regaling me with a tale of how he'd just been on a two day session sniffing pills off the table at his cousins houseit's a real knife fight out there
Yerbz if you're listening, take up Krav Maga
>>540790886Lad saw that gif of his own bitch tits and got shamed. See lads, shaming works.
>>540791233would be so kino if yerbury left politics and entered into a fruitful career as the British Bruce Lee
>>540791227>yet more shopping stories Boring drunk
>>540791233Why don't Palestinians have their own martial art?
>>540791330jews stole it
>>540791290The Yerbinator
> Jason Arday, ex-Cambridge professor at centre of plagiarism row, found deadhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j1ye6n30no
krarve mcgar in dallarse texarse
>>540790481yerbs should just get on the onlyfans bandwagon already.>now push them together>+1 shekel has been added
>>540791396sounds like magomago
>>540791345Typical
jason christ found resurrected
Krav Mcgrare? Didn’t he play for rangers in the 90s?
>>540790481make a whites-only community and I -might- consider coming
>>540791513he turned water into M&S matcha lattes
>>540791603that's where they kick you in the knees isn't it?
>>540791513David Baloney Street Magician arc confirmed
>>540791465
>>540790695Possibly one of the best pics he's ever done. It is visually stunning and the caption is perfect
>>540790714Autoerotic asphyxiation
Holy shit what if nothing happens when we die it’s just nothingness Fucking hell it blows my mind what’s the fucking point in anything reeeee
>>540791426Sexarse
>>540790045delet plz
I don't believe your Cambrige nigger bit. This is some MI6 homo Freemason bullshit. You guys are better than this. Anyone got a picture of the corpse?
>>540791882Don't worry you won't know anything about it, anxiety is something only the living feel, I feel
>>540791882It shouldn't make you angryIt should make you incredibly calm, forget about your worriesIt gives you a clear thing to optimise for: maximise your enjoyment. Try and be healthy and do things you enjoy
inventor of reggae reggae sauce dead at 41
>>540791882soothe with the idea, that life is merely an annoying interruption between two eternal naps
i was quite facinated the other day about an anime about a youngish femboy thats a horny japanese fella picks up. it had emotional moments like where pico ran away in the first episode cut off his femboy hair, but then the horny fella looks for him and finds him on the beach except hes now got short hair and looks like a boy and they fuck again.its called boku no pico and its on internet archive. drained my balls to it yesterday but its actually heartwarming. i hope im not a pedo or anything tho
>>540791955it's possible it's witness protection thing
>>540792190i hope when my lies come to light they'll put me into protection for witnessing my own crimes
You are looking at the vanguard of the next 1000 year Reich
>>540791882NRP Release Full Length Speech From The Marchhttps://x.com/LadyOfTheSeaUK/status/2088312204537831812
>>540792190It's possible he was a sentient droid for the future who had been mind wiped in the time travel process and actually all those things happen to him and he did all those amazing things because he was a robot from the year 4052
who else drunk and high as fuck and writing the opening monologue of the main character in the script they are going to send to Mel Gibson and would you like to read it maybe?
>>540792356https://youtu.be/rjCEE4uayYM?si=CnJGbYWwLNvh9gU9>>540792440 LMAO> ITS DA JOOS DOOD
>>540790789Glitter.
>>540792531I'll bite lad, what's the synopsis?
When did the Jason Arday news come out? Today? Thought i heard it but i thought they were joking or something
>>540792440The hard part is figuring out which party is the cringe larpers and which one you want to get in on the ground floor of so you can Himmlermaxx when the time comes.
>>540792531I did that last night
>>540792657Just a couple of hours go, he's not even cold yet
>>540792356Wren spotted!!my chud wife <3
>>540792707They only found him at that time, he could've offed himself hours beforehand so could feasibly be cold, even ignoring the chillers in the morgue.
>breathes in AHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the thread
>>540792790That would be a bit scary if it happened to you. Just imagine it.
>>540792748Fookin hot out though, innit
You bullied an autist to death. Hope you're hall happy
>>540792890>drink your friend>he's inside youBit gay that
>>540792790reminds me of der ring des nibelungen as he uses magic.https://youtu.be/unLaq0DFLkk?si=CYiX0tbsaVuNUKBz
>>540792622>>540792704>1/2That's how it'll pan out, mobs of 40 or 50 boatwogs armed mostly with knives but 4 or 5 will have assault rifles and grenades for each estate starting at either end, brick the front window climb in, kill the men and boys outright, have their fun with the females probably on the dining table, breeding age ones will largely be spared but will spend the rest of their short lives as a commodity/baby factory, blokes with guns stay out on the road to deal with any runners, they'll take shifts on that though so they all get a shag, 10 per house, hit 5 or 6 houses at once. Pile the bodies up in stacks on street corners for transport to the nearest waste to energy plant, normally the incinerators couldn't handle large amounts of bodies due to them being roughly 60% fluid but if they are mixed in and staggered with ordinary municipal waste they’ll burn. They tested this with pigs during COVID. Yep, what’s left of the defenceless white British public will end up clumps of greasy ash at the bottom of a landfill somewhere. The whole project is going to take less then a month from start to finish. They’ll be a lot of violence going on amongst the men doing this of course as well, Sunni vs Shiite, different tribes of Africans, ISIS vs Iranians etc, they’ll fight over looted jewellery and other trinkets, cars, sex slaves, food, that sort of shit. Total international media blackout about the event, it will just be referred to as "rioting" no official number of victims will ever enter the public domain and certainly no info on demographics either. It will begin with Total internet outage blamed on the Russians who we will be in an official state of war with at that point, then power outages, then the screaming starts. What's left of our armed forces will be in Poland awaiting their turn to be droned in a ditch.
>>540792440I posted before listening, also I'm the AWAP - ALL WOMEN ARE PROPERTY guy so I don't listen to women but it's actually a pretty good speech.>>540792685If you're willing to be arrested for it then it's not a larp, if there has to be a distinction between larp and not larp then surely that is it, baring in mind larp originally refers to people pretending to be wizards in the woods, casting fake spells and hitting each other with foam swords...
>>540792909ecstatic mate topfuckinkekeven
>>5407930112/2The UK will be placed on an international do not travel list then the US and Israelis will start shipping in all the displaced Mohammedans to make way for the greater Israel project. They’ve been planning this for over a century. Get out while you can, once the war starts there will be no leaving. You have less then 6 monthsOr, I’m making this all up. Its just a shit post and all these fighting age males have travelled half way across the world to deliver Uber Eats t. actual spook
>>540792907I've had enough chicken in my bin to know that shit starts to stink FAST.
Getting that alarm on your phone earlier was a normie test, many failed it.
>>540789420racism killed a man according to man who sees racism everywhere
My crackpot theory for what happens after you die is that you reincarnate over and over again as yourself repeating everything until you finally achieve the happiness and perfection that you were aiming for. Might explain why Deja Vu is a thing
thoughts and prayerswhite people don't get hassle apparently
>>540793149I mean that's basically the LARP that Buddhism became.
>>540793059Cool apocalyptic style disaster alarms are as kino as it gets, even if nothing ever happens
>>540793196BoSelecta
I bet you clapped during covid
>>540793271Never jabbedNever maskedNever even tested because I'm not a retardEven got my foreskin still
>>540793386They took mine, and I fully expect to be executed by some retard in future who thinks I'm a jew, kek, it is what it is.
>>540793011>>540793052Mel would be all over this, but it needs more YRA fren
>>540793484Go to bed Meiny lad
>>540793059emergency bbq broadcast disabled nanny state foiled
>>540793484nrp confirmed jewish psy-op
>>540793102He's a fucking cuntSpends his life whining about racism in an endemically racist country but WON'T FUCKING LEAVE
>Alek Yerbury waddling away with a pocketful of stolen foreskins
holy plebbit spacing
>>540792190No, that's a good way to stifle discussion though. Everything I've seen looks like AI, which is fitting because you Brits invented it. Despite somehow forgetting this fact, the story also seems made up and artificially astroturfed everywhere. Which stinks of glownegro involvement. So, what are you spooks sliding? What don't you want us looking at right now? Further, its very convenient that the moment the false credentials scandal finally drops, which could be used to expel shit-eating Indians and Chinks, you pin it on innocent negro-sapiens. And now we can't even press the issue because they're such an emotional wreck that they'll kill themselves if we try to root them out.
>>540793837a deeply unserious persona deeply unserious partythey literally dont exist outside of media ops
>>540793786Britain isn't racist; it judges people based on the content of their characters. Blacks simply have inferior character.
>>540792489I do think he's AI.
>>540793786he said he was recently fired
>>540793892tbf 'no fedposting in the groupchat' is easily the least retarded stance he's ever taken
>>540793890why are americans like this
>Jason Arday, the former University of Cambridge professor at the centre of a plagiarism row, has been found dead.We did a heckin racism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDoM_Ql7t0
>>540794011Why is it MI6, anyway? What made you abandon MI1-5? I'm thinking we need to do the same thing in the US. Instead of CIA, we'll have CIA+ and that will help signify the new diversity and inclusion standands that the Company now celebrates.
>>540793011Why do so many RWers have these power/cuck fantasies, is that why you're racist?
>>540792753Good. One less deportation required. Interesting to see if we have a wogout over this and the responses to it.I fully expect the police to take the knee whilst a city burns.
>>540794170there were tons of them during WWII for specific purposes. 5 and 6 still remain because they are counter terrorism and foreign spying respectively and are still needed unlike say an MI unit setup for cracking kraut codes. They're all nonces anyway and play the kike tune for the rats to follow
>>540793892Why is "unserious" the latest buzzword?
>>540794387Are you being serious?
>>540794387unserious post
>>540794437>limbs>scenes>rattled
Unserious thread
>>540789420Does every nigger in the world get his own thread now?
>>540793892cope seethe dilate restoreTRANNY
>can't game>can't read book>can't workout>can't wankFucking heat.
>>540794980Watch tellybox then.
>>540794980what do you wank too? ive been watching boku no pico from questionable sources but i thought u needed a loicense for porn
>>540793837I want to side with Tom but….dem tiddies man.
>>540794980i find myself playing a lot of guitar and random chores and hobbies recently. some reason i find it more tiring sitting infront of a screen
Is it normal my eyes still hurt from looking at the sun?
Gaza and Ukraine are the last lines of defence keeping the forces of evil at bay from targeting The West.
>>540795310yes. look out for sales of braille keyboards
Kinda weird to think that once you look for a job your grades mean absolute fuck all. Almost like employees know your grades are fake and gay anyway.
blacks mostly look like caricatures of black people
>>540795407Nigga how can he look out if he's blind?
>stop ze boats? HONHONHON
>>540795489same way he typed that postwith a mouth wand and chatgptbraille is faster
>>540795549Some nipples look like they have braille on them, I wonder what they say.
Daniel kinahan is a good boy he didn't do anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHnJGyH8XJI
>>540795480For me it's people seething about Warhammer's Pygmies from the 1980's>it's a heckin' racist caricature!
>>540795958He's a mick.
>>540795480yeh
Daniel kinahan listing guy ritchie as the most interesting person he's ever met lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK5q5YdLXk0
