PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
tyb and good evening anons
>>540800259TYB and good evening anons
hell yeah
>18.5x the legal limitmorning gents
>>540800414It's hotter than the devil's asshole in Hazen.
TYB, and hi everybody!
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>540800259Hell yeah bros! Whipped up some gourmet burger shakes for the big show.
>>540801726the fact at least one person has done this ever is ridic
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
officer big mak
I miss Tennessee, bros.
Missed both eps and threads last week but caught some of the reruns. And I really missed you guys. The shows seemed to suck tho.
>>540801726What a great idea!
>WE ARE LIVE
are they fuckin in there
>>540802673Last week was a good weekend to miss. I went to bed early both nights. We'll see how it goes tonight.
>>540802755either that or there's a kidnapped person in the boot
def switched spots
>>540800259Thank you baker
If I'm that officer in this stop, I have at least a taser out if not my weapon. And I frisk this guy before we go one step further. Seen way too many LE vids to be careless.
You can't even see outside those windows
>>540802948and they tinted the windshield too
>>540802755orgy confirmed
This show taught me if you stop a Black motorist you will find illegal weapons and usually controlled substances as well. Learned a lot. Thanks, Dan!
>>540802892I'm surprised they aren't in cuffs
>>540802948I bought a truck from Texas with super dark tint. It was REALLY difficult to see anything unless you were out in full Sun. Pulled that nigger shit off the 1st day.
cant even see out that front window. crush the whole car
Where is "Derrick"?
Dan likes Scarface because he built an empire like Dan is doing with media.
call ICE immediately
> l don't have probable causewhy can the cop root around in the car but not open the bookbag?
>>540803027Isn't the wind too much when you're driving now? And what if it rains?>>540803044You mean Eric, I mean, Gary
>>540803097Sensible kek
>>540803066Also Scarface is anti-White so Dan identifies.
Unmistakable Missouri accent
jesus fucking christ, 2 in a row
Arrest him and contact ICE
Kinda sounds like a jeet
>DeportDeport>DeportDeport
Shitskin variety night
Cutie pie
I bet he has AC on too while the windows are down
>>540803215baffling
>>540803373The air conditioner in that Mitsubishit probably doesn't work.
Leaf filter was not what I ordered
damn that fat ho content cucked us
milf cop needs her butthole ate.
GYATT DAMN
what is this hippy babbling about
This nigga high af
This guy is giving off some Manson vibes.
this guys gonna talk himself into a dui
Hey anons, I've been out of the country for a year and haven't really had the chance to watch this. My VLC link no longer seems to work. Where do I watch now?
>one count of approaching a woman
>>540803720
Strange aesthetic
>>540803720He is like a cross between Kid Rock and my brother-in-law. I like him; seems like a decent guy.
>>540803730>>540803730https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293
real old frens remember OPL watch partiesjewsdidthis2
>>540803730Did you check trivago?
>>540803669
>>540803745
>trap music museumBiden or Obama financed, i'm sure
>>540803778I don't have a crazy smile>>540803767Thanks fren. This aint shrimp right
>>540803824I think that is what he was going for
>>540803824Man, I miss the Brother of Destruction so much its unreal
>he listens to that whack trap crap
Let's go back to the milf cop
what is that build, beer?
>autism rainbow sticker>trap music museum>doordasher Checks out.
>>540803853>This aint shrimp rightNo. Here is the full site an anon posted. Pretty good for movies and what not too. https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv
Who is that obese guy? Is he even a cop?
What an embarrassment of a Fatboy cop
trap music has nothing to do with traphouses anymore. fuckin boomers.
it's all drill music now
>BAMslaps hands>right into the pole
Two breaks already, zero excitement
>>540804133>Two breaks already, zero excitementtrue
>>540804133So it's an average show so far
>>540804151thanks webm anon
>>540804151Reverse Rapunzel
>>540804133first hour is always commercials every 20 mins
What percentage of ppl on OPLive are wearing pajama pants?
>>540804451That’s Friday night mandatory uniform.
do a chimpout
Quite unusual and unpredictable behavior
>CAN I CALL MY MAMA
do they think "IM BOUT TO CALL MY MAMA" is some kind of nuclear option threat?
>go into a random nigger apartment>come out with at least one nigger with a warrantlmao
This show makes me so glad that I live in rural New Hampshire.
>get dat camera outta my face>i needa call my mommaWhere is the bingo card. Pretty sure these were on it.
>>540804540Beware of anyone who cocks their head back like that. Many leftist women do it, too.
>AH KNOW MAH RIGHTS N SHEEIT! >IF A BLACK QUANE AINT LIKE SUM'N DEN YOU GOTTA STOP DAT!
>>540804567shower cap is probably on there too
that's a lot of blacks
These black folks have fun looking parties. I could chill out in some slides with a big mug of foshizzle.
>he look like Freddy Krueger
beautiful black queen
Curtis is black and missing for the third straight week
>>540804821is anyone missing him (on the show)?
What a lovely neighborhood
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
gatherings of more than 3 blacks should be illegal
>>540804821Thank God. TMJ is far from ideal, but he's a million times better than that inept retard. I swear, if I had to hear >ORE-kin-saur one more time, I was gonna throw my TV.
no way
>>540805066Never a quiet moment
>all that noiseHoly shit that must be a nightmare to live next to.
>>540805066I'd like to weigh the adult females and average the total. I'm guessing 225, maybe more.
>>540805143I don't even know how the police can tolerate the noise. I'd just leave.
Sticks making fun of Toledo
Dan getting fatigued
HABLA TELEPHONO
Kek, he's got R&B blasting out of his truck.
lmfao deray
>Agua
>dos cervezas
Based Deray
based d-man
Deray is hilarious
>lobos
Why do literally 100% of spics drive drunk?
>>540805423Because they get drunk on 2 beers. Seriously.
>>540805423the labor work and the spanish womenz & keedz drive them to drink literally
>>540805423Race of alcoholics
>>540805423It's their custom, along with molesting family members
another drunk mexican
>another drunk beanerhahahaYou guys have a problem, American bros
dan must be shitting his pants tonight
Another drunko beanero.
>how much have you had to drink>nods
This is who the left is spending millions and getting ICEd to protect. Actually it's far worse than that because they're protecting actual murderers and rapists.
Another drunk beanerNo hablaImagine my surprise
The cops should have a hotline to ICE so they can get all these drunk mexicans deported
>>540805545we know. it's why Trump got reelected despite millions despising him. he's the only one with the will and power to do even a single thing about it.
>>540805581to be fair, Trump isn't really mass deporting.
>>540805545So far tonight>one white kid who skidded out of control>niggers shooitn' up tha hood>The endless drunk driving spic menaceAMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>540805545Goes back decades. Republicans ain't fixing it and Dems encourage it.
dan couldnt wait to get away from that scene for a riveting driving to segment
79 minutes, another break, no excitement
>>540805617>The cops should have a hotline to ICE so they can get all these drunk mexicans deportedThey do in Texas
>>540805581>Actually it's far worseIf only you knew... I hate latrino mexcrement so much.
>>540805635yes he is but it's not nearly mass enough, true. for some reason, the left has abandoned the large scale protests and local jurisdictions are now cooperating with ICE so there are fewer incidents with civilians. I wonder why. Did Dems find out the polling numbers show Americans support deportations and hate leftist violence and don't have sympathy toward those two protestors ICE took out?
>>540805617Dial 1800-ICE-BYBY
>Hve divnt chveck Tvivago
>>540805656>no excitementincorrect
>>540805734>I wonder whyThe people payrolling the protests didn't see a return on their investment and stopped paying for them
I really hope they bail. I want to see dog action.
Dog Dick Cam
>>540805896How do you successfully escape a police dog?
>that's what you call drivini like this guy
send the dog anyways
>hands coming out the windowNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEND THE FUCKING DOG
>didn't runCome on faggot, run
>Dan paid this white guy to run from the police because it was getting too brown tonight
>>540805956Jumping fences, maybe?
>>540805956Kill it
>bad guy going to jail>bad guy getting released tomorrow>bad guy back to committing crimes
>>540805956Get into the water and wash the scent off.
Fake bills?
>i just want someone to run from the damn carMe too, dude.
>>540805956>How do you successfully escape a police dog?get creative, it's just a dog
beaners always pretend to blow
>>540805956Easy. Deploy a White woman.
>>540806130I remember that one. I wonder if it got fired?
We bust people trafficking illegals every week in our townSometimes whole trailers fullPeople are still crossing the boarderLast one was full of chinks
>>540805843he didn't check trivago
Has anyone crashed out of Hollywood so hard such as Katherine Heigl? She went from A List movies to dog food commercials.
>>540805956Firepower but then you've just shot or killed an officer of the law because all police dogs are deputized. The cops will rightfully fuck you for hurting a K9.>>540805734Yeah, the wife is a left-libertarian and can't understand why cops killing Commies isn't just funny, but necessary. I'm skeptical of much police activity (looking at you, Flock) but holy shit please kill more DSA useful idiots.
>>540805026>>540805085I think he has a good sense of humor.
>>540805956Pocket hamburger.
These niggers sound like they are high
>I'm in there talking to my mama
>>540806307>Last one was full of chinksFighting age males or starved women?
>>540806560they wuz paintin
>i was like>WHOA>i was like>NERVOUS>i was like>SCARED
>more niggers
malesThey has a white 20yo girl driving
Niggers stealing wires?
>>540806601>giving responsible firearms ownership advice
what the fuck
>>540806486he might be funny in private but he's not made for TVno charisma at all, that's something you're born with
This guy's out here hustling as an arborist for hire with his tree trimming tool and they're harassing him.
their cutters look like a hedge trimmer
>>540806315Shit, all the IPTV streams are fucking up for me
>>540806673Dude looks like the missing link.
>>540806640They sell it as scraps to the local metal yard.
damn coolio looks like shit
did he just say>get my weed from that nigger
>>540806673Bantu are a different species with some sapiens introgression. Not even being racist, it's just obvious. >inb4 reddit biologists well ackchually
officer bbl is not impressed
>>540806749He got nice tiddies
>>540806731nvm, we're back
I DECLINE CAMERAS BRO
>>540806813Yes and they mis-timed the bleep
>>540806749There's a party over there, that ain't no jive
>>540806821Why don't we tag along with her? Dan still hasn't learned what drives ratings
Two questions-I never saw The Fifth Element and it's airing rn and those are pretty perfect tits unless you only like large ones. When the movie originally came out, were bros all about her?-Anyone into red wine? If so, recommend a good one.
>>540806918prolly a low rank, department doesn't trust her since the simp officers cover shit up for her
>>540806969Wrong thread and board.
>>540807032i'm OG /opl/ and this ain't the complaint box
Holy fuck that's terrifying. But also hilarious to me at the same time for some reason. >How about this weather? You staying cool out h- >*CRASH* >Guy he was just making small talk with a half second ago is now 50 ft up the road.
>>540806969Fifth Element is absolute kino. Must have watched it a million times.I don't drink Wine. I drink mead, which can (depending on how it's made) taste like a White Wine. Though I prefer the heavier honey flavors.
>>540806918most opl fan communities prefer officers like danny brown and richie maher
>>540807111Danny Brown is an asshole.
>>540807032This is now a red wine and Bruce Willis thread
>>540807111Checked. >richie maherPretty sure r/OnPatrolLive is the only OPL community that likes Officer Reddit.
How the fuck did he avoid hitting the bike?
there's no way he got a mazda2 up to 85mph, leave that man alone
I would have used the motorcycle to travel the 500 feet.
Holy fuck that scared the shit out of.
Holy shit that mazda went super far.
how the fuck did he thread the needle between the guardrail and the bike
>>540807151Yes, thank you
>>540807166he's a good cop who takes control when it matters but yeah he talks a lot and quips too much. and probably voted kamala but idk.
>>540807166facebook loved all 3 brothers
>Only charged with speeding causing an accident. Couldn't they have thrown the book at that fucking retarded liberal-mobile faggot and nailed him with reckless & a bunch of other shit??
>>540807218What the fuck was the VW doing driving in the breakdown lane that fast?? I don't understand how that happened, was this guy blind, drunk, on his phone?
I still don't understand how the bike wasn't hit.
>>540807329not in el paso
baller
> driver rear ended by 85 mph car"he's made a full recovery">cop grazed by 85 mph car"he's doing better" you know he"s out on comp, maybe for good
>>540807309Just can't stand his arrogance. Dude is constantly high on his own fart fumes and thinks he knows everything.
>>540807329Really.That guy should go to prison for being a mega retard and should have his license taken away. Dude in the Mazda's neck is going to be fucked for life. I know they said he made a full recovery but I've been rear-ended three times and you feel that shit when you get older. Fucks up your neck for life.
>>540807166>>540807309>>540807407He gives me bad vibes. Like he is hiding something dark and doing something dirty.
>Load shotgun>Leave in trunk
>night vision>graveyard
HOLY FUCK SOMETHING HAPPEN
>we can essentially stop any red vehiclescops love a vague description
dan shut the fuck up and stop narrating everything we can see whats going on
>1 gunshot in the woodskilled himself
>>540807819Dan says you're asking too much
Who is this guy even threatening with a gun? He's sitting in a ditch with a gun?
>>540807914You're probably right
Guy prob canoed his grape in the middle of field
they should set up a skirmish line
>>540807981guy's always kino
good doggie
Did they seriously not have someone waiting out back?
Dog nawing on his nuts
Get that nigger, good doggo!
hilarious
>video froze just as doggie was let looseAAAHHHHHHFUCKING CUNT
carjacking - probably some nice lady with a kid in the car just going about her day. give this guy the DP. fuck these scumbags.
Dog is going for the tender spot
i just need 6 hours of that per week, ok dan?
>>540808171we gathering monday night for the three hours of dan-produced shows on Reelz at 9PM ET?
That dog was on them nuts!
>>540808164get it together
>stop>stop>keep coming
>live pd? oh this is prolly OP live
>>540808427KekWhat was this dude even doing? He looks pretty young to be a felon.
>>540808269>I got a guy who's an expert on Nigger Toes >Anon walks in 30 seconds laterIf I was rich, I would collect racist vaudeville stuff like this.
We got mamdani over here.
lil dude
nice neighborhood
Dan plays defense attorney for POC as usual
>>540808479Rural missouri is probably a felony drug charge
>no red wine recos>only one movie commentthis thread used to be good, even the tangents.
>this has been a busy night here>we'll be right back
look at all those bugs
These Louisiana boys are funny
This wigger faggot is my most hated cop on the show by far. >'least-ah-ain-finna-be-awlup-on-he-ass-n-sheeit Cringey chinless retard.
Cabernet Sauvignon
>>540808899checked
>>540808715I'ma cerveza kind of guy and I didn't think much of fifth element. Try blade runner instead.
5 minutes of show and 10 minutes of ads left, I'm off to sleep
>>540808991blade snoozerI've watched it 5 times and never made it to the end without falling asleep
orb weavers are dope
>>540808991aight>>540809132yeah the sci fi elements and production design are cool but it's boring
We got a cowboy in our hands
>>540808991>I'ma cerveza kind of guyYou're allowed to say 'spic' here, anon.
you have to pull back on the hammer to cycler the cylinder, retarded glocklette
not watching your goymercials no matter how many you play dan
>>540808372>gud boi
this ep must've sucked putrid asshole
>>540809476dopey live
>>540809481there was a good 30 minutes in this one
>>540809561what was it?
>>540810117The Triple Play where the VW hit the Mazda was worth a couple minutes
