https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/08/14/trump-straight-of-hormuz-territory-iran-war/91310185007/
Not my problem if Iran can't get along with the world we are taking their toys away.
>>540800630This guy is a fucking cartoon character. Iran totally buckbroke him, as did Israel. Things probably would be better if the Democrats took over this November. No, I don't care about trannies.
>>540800630>losing a war>doubling down and making the goals even more unrealisticPeople seethe at Putin, but he would never do something as stupid as invade Poland while being stuck in Ukraine.
Not my problem if Iran can't get along with Israel we are taking their toys away.
>>540800728you're cum disorder
>>540800761kek he is acting like a vindictive woman
>>540800630Assuming that it actually becomes US territory what's that supposed to mean exactly? It's just a body of water so you can't live there and you can't exactly just have a permament navy presence there either because that'll just eat up a fuckton of money and resources unless they intend on charging a toll for passage in which the immediate consequences is that every body of water on Earth becomes a toll and free trade is dead.
>spend 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan debacle>brag about removing troops from stupid war and how you are a peace President>start a new needless war and lay claim to territory that will inevitably always be challenged by your adversary leading to another 20 years of conflict
>>540800630Man this would be cool, would that mean all Americans can travel there even without a passport? Because I support the fuck out of having a new American vacation spot
> "I will end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours"> Gets elected in 2024> War is still going on> "I will impose 200% tariffs on everything"> Economists scream in agony> Claims immigrants are "eating the dogs, eating the cats" in Springfield live on national TV> Fact-checked in real time by debate moderators> "I have concepts of a plan" for healthcare after 9 years> Says windmills cause whale madness> Wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to "Gulf of America"> Proposes dynamic tariffs based on his personal mood> Appoints Elon Musk to run a government efficiency department> Department loses half its budget on doge memes> Signs 50 executive orders on Day 1 reversing his own previous executive orders> Absolute stable geniuswhat a fucking idiot
>>540801029blame the person who didn't give him nobel prize. he's still butthurt till this second and undone all "peace" approach
>>540800630Kek, he should sell the naming rights.
>>540801548Strait of Epstein
>>540801548>Straity McStrait
>>540800630We must be getting close to "The Event" if they currently care this little for pretenses
he was joking retards
>>540801259> Claims immigrants are "eating the dogs, eating the cats" in Springfield live on national TV> Fact-checked in real time by debate moderatorsThat one was absolutely real you fucking moron.
>>540800630I love asinine shit like this.
>>540801595>>540801604Think bigger, Strait of Hormel. 10 million a year.
>>540801686>the entire (((not a war))) was a joke retards
>>540800630what the fuck muhammed going to do about it?
>>540800630Define a woman for us, genius.
>>540800630At some point we have to admint the MAGA project failed and this clown needs to be removed. Useless war THAT HE IS LOOSING. Economy is in the trash. Unprecedented level of corruption and clear map for any future administration to do the same. All for what? What benefit have the country see from the last 2 years?
A whole civilization will die tonight.
>>540801249>American vacation spoton what? open waters?
>>540801686>I was just pretending to be retarded. That works on image boards and online arguments, not on the fucking highest office in the country. Are we fucking celebrating Idiocracy?
>>540801664This. The system is imploding so fast its like every single day. Total death spiral conditions.
>>540801009>what's that supposed to mean exactly?It means Kharg island needs boots on the ground to "defend"
>>540803457Nah they’re going to set up a nice big rendezvous point right off Hormuz Island and we’re all going to meet on the famous red beach of Hormuz Island to throw the biggest American style cookout the worlds ever seen grilling up nothing but high quality American pork products, I’m talking chops, shanks, tenderloins, 10 different types of Mac and cheeses, fuckin tiki torches and pasta salad, and some hard hitting American classics im talkin Seger, AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynard
>>540801009>Assuming that it actually becomes US territory what's that supposed to mean exactly? It's just a body of water so you can't live there and you can't exactly just have a permament navy presence there either because that'll just eat up a fuckton of money and resources unless they intend on charging a toll for passage in which the immediate consequences is that every body of water on Earth becomes a toll and free trade is dead.Do zoomer retards not even know what the Panama Canal is, you dumbass?
>>540800630so... why do you think this is stupid?we have quam, puerto rico, hawaii, america samoa... so, why not the straight of hormuz, exactly?we had the panama canal.
>>540803987they're muslim browns posing as whites, someone also acted like the US has never owned a foreign water trade route before
>>540803738We're renaming it 'Freedom Island' actually.
>>540800630MIGA
>>540803987WE LOST the canal. Why is it a bad idea? You just dont Declare something and expect everyone to follow suit. No International Body is gonna side with Trump "Yeah, this super important maritime route IS OWNED BY USA" Then come the little tiny bitty itty issue of ENFORCING THAT. We can not even keep it open. what will change declaring is USA? us NATO? Again, no country will acknowledge. >w-well we can use our army. HE CANT even keep it open now. what makes you think he can improve that situation?
>>540800630We should rename the strait of Hormuz. It sounds gay like hummus anyway.I propose renaming it to>THE BIG MAC STRAIT
>>540804222>WE LOST the canal.it was given away by Carter, you fucking no-thing faggot, Trump could certainly annex something if he really wanted to
Send all rapefugees to israel
This isn't stupid. Iran is fucked and Trump is seizing the territory ahead of time. It will give him additional powers as potus to put military on the ground too without congress whining because the potus has jurisdiction over matters of national security within US soil.
>>540804371>it was given away by CarterYou think Carter just work up 1 morning and decided "We should give control back of the Canal to the Panama Country"Bitch Panama was wrestling control of it. Carter LOST cause what was the alternative? Invade Panama? >Trump could certainly annex something if he really wanted toWhy what army? again, he failed to take over it by force already. what will change by "declaring" is USA?? No country will just agree to it. Are you this stupid?
>>540804477How exactly are they going to do that without an all out ground war? Lol. You miggers are pathetic. Just say what you want. You want millions of young Americans to die in that shithole so billionaire jews can set themselves up as rulers of the world. Just fucking say it coward.
>>540800630I've been pretty salty about this war, but at least this is funny
>>540804513>You think Carter just work up 1 morning and decided "We should give control back of the Canal to the Panama Country"Yes, Carter was a complete faggot. He put solar panels on White House. Are you fucking 12 or something?>>540804513>Bitch Panama was wrestling control of it. Carter LOST cause what was the alternative? Invade Panama?Carter was a bitch. Trump would have done to them what he did to Venezuella.>>>540804513>what army?oh no, it's retarded>>540804513>No country will just agree to it.first, who give a shit if they do, 2nd, you think other countries are going to choose the USA or fucking insane faggots that just spent multiple months randomly slinging missiles at their neighbors? even China doesn't want to get involved, you're obviously some dumb faggot whose brain can't contextualize the shilling going on in /pol/ lol
>>540800630I'm glad he's treating this war with the seriousness it deserves
>sorry liberal but im entertained by trump being retarded which means i didnt make the wrong choice!
>>540804477Typical zionist "take take take" mentality. Nuke israel.
>no ordnance; cant make shit; fuck-all to make shit with>entire slop-fed navy is either in mutiny or an-heroing at sea>military is a global punchline for a cloaca gentium of faggots>long ago lost every modern warfare front>broke as fuck and running on Monopoly money fumes>developing world I. Q. filled with DEI niggers and diploma farm dungjeets>"will soon declare"...Weimar.
>>540800630lol this dumb fat nigger doesn't know all politics world wide is fake. Dumb nigger probably thinks WWE is real too. lol atupid fucking nigger.
>>540804704>he did to Venezuella.be given the key when insiders betrayed Maduro??You REALLY believe trump just send the army and magically captured maduro with zero opposition?Are you really this naive?
>>540800630please stop
>>540800630I defended him when he was indefensible. Up until the 1st attack on Iran.At this point, anyone left who defends him should be considered a traitor.
>>540800630CoolAny attack on the Hormuz will be an attack on America.Time to defend your country
>>540800630He better rename it the Strait of Israel, if he knows what's good for him.
>>540805247Fox News people defend him every day
>>540801009They can claim Iran is attacking US territory thus you're not getting drafted for Israel, you're getting drafted to defend America. Also because of NDAA 2027 you'll be under Israeli command, and Israeli barrier drone teams will kill you if you try to retreat.
>>540800630Good
>>540800630>get your ass pounded by a body of water>keep screaming that you won for months>turns out this doesnt work against barbaric sand niggers>u-u-um its our blockade now..!>still keeps getting curb stomped>i-i-its now our territory!!2050s history books / terminal logs will be paragraphs shitting on muttmerica kek
>>540804597It gives Trump the options instead of worrying about losing in the midterms and getting gridlocked.> millions of young Americans to dieTrump doesn't need to do that. He needs to continue doing what he's doing. Blockading Iran. Iran isn't exporting any oil right now, so in addition to losing their main source of income their oil reserve tanks are almost maxed out. So when that happens the wells need to be shut down and once a well is shut down it is a long difficult process to reopen and will be permanently lower in oil production.At best you'll have small special forces operations on the ground like we've seen already. All you fearmongers keep babbling on about a massive land invasion being the end goal but can you name a single warhawks who is actually demanding that? There aren't any. Even people like Mark Levin aren't calling for this hypothetical Iraq style invasion that you people keep going on about.>>540804834>Claiming more land for the USA is 'Zionist'. Nonsensical drivel.
>on all levels except military, I am a hegemon
>>540806133>Trump doesn't need to do that. He needs to continue doing what he's doing. If Trump continues doing what he's doing then Iran wins. The goal of the war is to force Iran to capitulate and accept a jewish occupation government.
>>540806376>If Trump continues doing what he's doing then Iran winsThey don't. They only win if he calls it off.Right now Iran is not exporting any oil, that is unsustainable for the reasons I've mentioned. The only question is how long it takes. The downside is prices at the pump in the US go up for a while. That's the price you pay for winning a war. Trump should accept that's the reality of it and keep going.Iran has to pay the Basij militia, that's the irgc enforcers who keep the regime afloat. If you can't pay your goons they're not doing it for free and will revolt or leave.This isn't a novel strategy, blockading your enemy to starve them is as old as humanity itself.
>>540805171>You REALLY believe trump just send the army and magically captured maduro with zero opposition?the USA killed a whole horde of Cubans defending him, you tard
>>540800682HEIR TO THE CUM THRONE
>>540803526>elect an IRL shitposter>surprised when he IRL shitposts
>>540806687>horde>a few body guards >that Trump knew about including time and locationYou fucking clown
>>540800630so then we can get anchor babies from the ME?
>>540800784>weshalom
>>540800682>>540800784You agents need to coordinate better.
>>540800630beyond based.the iranian regime will fall.those who support the regime are sandniggers and subhuman leftists.
Bros... I'm tiredHis antics were fun for a few years but I'm at the point of never wanting to see him again
>>540800630Hrs a fucking retard and so is anyone who supports him at this point. You have to be a brain dead moron not to see through this shmuck.
