PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 8/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtctNOj2gz4>Pres Trump Hosts a Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 7/31/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6vuYip9SWo>Pres Trump Announcement on Freedom Haulers, Washington, DC 7/30/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFYdHAjdXs>Pres Trump Attends the Funeral for Lindsey Graham, Washington, DC 7/28/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENhwohTQWs>Pres Trump Announcement on Nuclear Innovation, Washington, DC 7/24/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUidIyneEA>Pres Trump Hosts the Los Angeles Dodgers, Washington, DC 7/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JowcZBLIFAY>Pres Trump Georgia Rally, Marietta, GA 7/22/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgYleK0fJVs>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 7/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlqG0untYM>Pres Trump at Defense and Innovation Summit, Carlisle, PA 7/15/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuSvt7y3h-w>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://pastebin.com/xP3rW4L8prev >>540805217
Ultimate MAGA.
food cart status?epstein files status?ending the war in Ukraine on day 1 status?no new wars status?
>>540809424Trump is a faggot and a tranny lover
>Rebuffing US President Donald Trump’s claim that he would declare the Strait of Hormuz US territory, a senior Iranian diplomat said Friday: “The Strait of Hormuz cannot be seized by a tweet, an aircraft carrier, an order, or an election speech.”>Saying the US must acknowledge the strategic and serious defeats it has suffered to Iran, Deputy Foreign Minister Kazem Gharibabadi wrote on US social media company X: “Iran is neither afraid of threats nor can it be intimidated by a show of force.”>He added: “The Strait of Hormuz was Iran’s, is Iran’s, and will remain Iran’s. This strait will be closed and opened only at Iran’s command, and until you accept the reality of your defeat and abandon your fantasies, Iran will continue to impose a blockade (on Hormuz).”
MAGA and good evening, frens! Happy Caturday!>>540809447Thanks for baking, owlman
EXTREME LATE NIGHT MAGA
My midterm Senate predictionscope and seethe, dumocrats
>>540809594A few posts in and the nigger club is already angry. Also my knife came in today.
omg it's Caturday
>>540809613This is a very strong list.
>a senior Iranian diplomat said
MEGA MAGA CATURDAYLet's drink
Another weekend at his golf course.All is MAGA in the world.>>540809424kekI thought that was the reflecting pool renovation.I would expect Trump to go that far to get it right.
HE HID IN A MOBILE KEK SHED LMFAO
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://files.catbox.moe/mroo26.txtMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/t1thkb.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Aug 4, KS: YesAug 4, MO: No, No, Yes, YesAug 18, AK: NoAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESAZ: YesCA: NO 1-38+40+44, YES 39+41-43+45)CO: YES (NN: NO)FL: YesGA: YesHI: NOIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMA: Yes and noMD: NOME: YESMI: NoMO: YES, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNM: NONV: NO, YES OH: YesOK: YESRI: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVA: NOVT: NoWI: YESWV: YESWY: Yes Let's vote for Trump and his agenda again this November!
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening!Gib news and happenings!
Current SCOTUS:Bost v IL: Candidates have standingCase v MT: 4A allows emergency entry.Learning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Olivier v Brandon: Prosp rel avail for felonsCox v Sony: ISPs NOT liable for user piracy.Chiles v Salazar: 1A applies to talk therapy with a licensed doctor.Chevron v Plaquemines: FORS for contractorsEnbridge v Nessel: Scope of ETHencely v Fluor: Cond immun for war negligenceLA v Callais: 14A gerrymanderFirst Choice v Platkin: CPC anon donorsMontgomery v Caribe: Trucker suitsJules v ABP: Courts self-vacate.Hamm v Smith: Death min IQ keptHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: Pay docksFernandez v US: Compassionate releaseRutherford v US: FSA nonretroPitchford v Cain: Batson v KYFF v Brock: Intrastate transport workers = transport workersSripetch v SEC: Disgorgement proofFCC v AT&T: 7AHikma v Amarin: Patent trollAbouammo v US: VenueFSCO v Saba: No ICA standingKeathley v BAC: Estoppel n/aTM v UMD: R-F appliesHunter v US: MoJ standardUS v Hemani: 922g3 vio 2ACisco v Doe: AAA NA ATSExxon v Cimex: Cuba not sovereignLandor v LA: RLUIPA NA personalPung v Isabella, MI: Comp actual price, not FMVBlanche v Lau: C&C evid not needed to deportMonsanto v Durnell: RoundUp winsMullin v Doe: End TPSMullin v AOL: AOL barredWolford v Lopez: HI vio 2ATrump v Slaughter: Slaughter dismissed.Trump v Cook: Cook stays.Watson v RNC: Mail-ins can be received after election day.Chatrie v US: Unwarranted searches on personal cell phones violate 4A.NRSC v FEC: Limits on spending by a political party to coordinate races across States violates 1A.Trump v Barbara: 5-4, illegals get citizenship directly in the Constitution, not from US nationality law, and it cannot be repealed.WV v BPJ: Trannies can be banned from women's sports.(Note: Some decided cases were removed entirely to fit this in 2000 characters.)
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>540809638I think I know who posted that since I have that flag filtered.
>>540809641
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I IslandWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Jan Mayen9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>>540809614Many such cases lately, and nice! Enjoy that knife! It's a good one.>>540809638Henlo, Serena!
>>540809641Withdrawal kot just needs more alcohol.
>the shills are now claiming Trump is skinny and fit, and has the flexibility of a 22 year old gymnast
>>540809655>Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE
>>540809695kekWhen do we get the AI sloppa of Trump in ocean's 11 doing the amazing chink's acrobatics out of the money cart?
>>540809721hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>540809641I plan to!>>540809655>>540809661>>540809670>>540809677Check'd and pass that BUSTY Act!>>540809657Good awoovening, fren!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3BCrZNs4dYCHYNA NUMBA WAN>540809589>Some fag Iranny said some niggerbabblek, keep me posted
>>540809636Not like Republicans are short for money for ads like the people who put their HQ as collateral
>>540809424Good awoooovening frens. Had a great family get together tonight. I'm hoping to keep in touch with everyone as often as I can.
>>540809744Good awoovening!I feel like I missed a lot this week!
>>540809743There's no question they will. Republicans fucked up
>>540809720>the wagie walk>the president nap
>>540809791hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>540809743gambling is for retards
my favorite thing about polling is how accurate it is
>>540809424>Mac Mini Manufacturing Its just a glorified trade School, is not a full fledged manufacturing production line https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/08/apple-opens-advanced-manufacturing-center-in-houston/
>>540809695And the memeflags are multiplying!
>>540809786Good awoovening!>I'm hoping to keep in touch with everyone as often as I can.Good plan!
>>540809786Sounds like it was a good night for ya, fren!>>540809788Check'd and same! Been having ti do my best to catch up, but now I'll have plenty of time to do that. Week went by fast!
>>540809721lmao
>>540809862WAKE ME UP INSIDE>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>540809822uh what?>1+1=2>are you sure>yes>are you going to bet on that>DUDE WHY WOULD I BET ON THAT GAMBLING IS FOR RETARDS
>>540809679But enough about me and these faggots: did you know that we're super close to hurting the leftwing network in this hemisphere? Taking down brapzil, m*xico, c*ba, or some combo(if not all) will ruin them.
>>540809918brazil is the very big one coming up
>>540809853Good thing about getting older is the weekend arrives faster.Another relaxing day in my slice of heaven.>hurricane season>nothing ever happens>hawaii eats one later this morning insteadBased and comfy.
What the fuck did you just say about me, you absolute amateur? I’ll have you know I’m an elite debater, and I’ve won over 500,000 debates across 4chan. I have participated in countless intellectual engagements, and I am currently ranked among the most dangerous operators ever to touch a keyboard.I am trained in every known school of rhetoric, logic, sophistry, pedantry, sealioning, and weaponized technicality. My argumentation is precise, devastating, and completely unnecessary for the situation at hand.You think you can simply stroll into a thread and challenge me? Think again. I have been called one of the greatest debaters in the world on Twitter Spaces. I have defeated opponents so thoroughly that they have deleted their accounts, changed their usernames, and moved to different time zones.My Reddit Karma is so enormous that Reddit's servers physically struggle to render my profile. When someone attempts to load my karma total, their browser simply gives up. Entire pages have crashed attempting to display the magnitude of my accumulated internet validation.I have over 500,000 confirmed debate victories. I can dismantle your argument in seven different rhetorical frameworks before you've finished typing your opening sentence. I have access to the entire arsenal of human knowledge, and I will deploy all of it against you because you made the catastrophic mistake of disagreeing with me on the internet.You are nothing to me but another notification.I will debate you in the comments. I will debate you in DMs. I will debate you in a Twitter Space. I will debate you in a Reddit thread. I will debate you in a Discord server. I will debate you at 3 AM while eating cold leftovers.You think you won?That's adorable.I've already written the rebuttal.
>>540809424ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>540809895NIGGERS!
>>540809918>We couldnt defeat Iran >We couldnt Open the strait of hormuz >Quick quick switch to latin american politics!!!LMFAO
>>540809499oof>>540809500>>540809501>>540809502>>540809504NICE JOBS!!
>>540809946Great news.
this meme might be the one that actually finishes him
>>540809913gambling is not 1+1=2, never go to a casino
>>540810035uh what?>X is going to happen>are you sure>yes>are you going to bet on X happening>NOOO DUDE NOT LIKE THAT
PEDO TRUMP GENERAL
>>540809829I think I am gonna do it
>>540809626fact check: TRUE
>>540809969>pouring oil down the sinkWhat are kots so evil
McDonald's doesn't even sound good anymore or taco bell
>>540809918That's fucking awesome news! Even taking out huehueland would be big>>540809951True that, my dude. It's been sunny and hot all week, no rain or storms, but I'd welcome them. Glad youre experiencing Ultra Comf levels, fren!>>540810000Check'd, and it bee what it bee. Im still nailing down the timing for the new file format, kek.
>>540810010>claim you have completely annihilated irans military and that they are DESPERATE to make adeal>be forced to hide in a cuck cart to avoid an iranian missilewhat an absolute FAFO moment by drumpf
>>540809613Ah, a fellow delusionmaxxer I see.
>>540809641drink what?
>>540810084whats your alternative
>>540810048trump can die before the mid terms and JD vance could take power and instantly end the war for israel in iran, drop gas back down, end all tariffs, release the epstein files showing trump raped kids and republicans would then win the mid termsonly retards gamble
>>540809424Judging by how Israel has been acting lately their only concrete producing plant must have been destroyed by Iran during the 10 day war. Their back got fucking broken by the alleged defense analyst that listened to me basically
>>540810121anon you do know you could just sell your positions right?>what's 1+1?>2>are you going to bet on it>yes>HEY DUDE THE SUN IS DYING WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE WHAT ABOUT YOUR BET LOL>oh i cashed out hope this helps!
>>540810116Vodka
>>540809562he’s also jewish
>>540810172That is a level of drunkcomf I cam respect.
>>540809918Declare war on Mexico.They hurt us more than any sand nigger on the other side of the planet.
>>540810080It's only a matter of figuring out which ones goes down first.
>>540810158Hey how much did your tranny pal bet on the GOP flipping 3 senate seats >>540809613
>Treasury to destroy list of shell company owners.The only reason the trump admin would do this is to cover up for drug dealers, money launderers, child traffickers, and tax evaders. No honest politician would remove checks on dark money.
>>540810221Damn right.
>>540810226good question! you should ask him!hey how much did you bet on the 2026 midterms?
>>540810219You gotta open the strait of hormuz first
>>540810080I guess dum nino made for a mostly dry summer but that's the way nature goes sometimes!Other places are flooding instead, kek.
>>540809895
Do a backflip off the ship in the war for Israel
>>540809955
>>540810265How did that nigger not kill himself?Same goes for faggot keys.
>>540810245>you should ask him!No no no, I'm trying to get YOU to prove you're not a jewish pedophile by actually having some sort of standard, but you're not willing to work with me so I think only one conclusion can be drawn here.
>>540810265Wew
>>540810158even if you could sell your stake on some gamble about the midterms, if something happens (like zion don dying) that flips the odds against said gamble then the price someone would pay to take your stake would drop commensurately, so you are back to square 1, that only retards gamble, retards that think it's a zero sum game.
>>540810258Yep! Helped woth the drought in my area, for sure, kek. Just need more of it now
>>540810010if you could fit a man in that cart you could smuggle someone in to the plane which would be a security fail so no i dont believe you
>>540810000Thank you!
>>540810303uh what?>dude you only asked THREE people not FOUR>i got you good!!!!hey why didn't you answer my question? what about the senate, how much did you bet on individual senate matchups? maybe NC? GA?
>>540810172ew!
>>540810412If you guys are too big of pussies to bet on the GOP flipping senate seats how long do you think you'll live in a civil war?>not longLol I know
>>540810314lmfao>dude i'm not betting on 1+1=2 because the sun could burn out>you can't bet on ANYTHING because... just wait for it... you might spontaneously combust lmfao hahahahha
>>540810474>>dude i'm not bettingWe know, you're a pussy.
>>540810453>how long do you think you'll live in a civil war?oh hey let's talk all about this! could you please talk about supply lines with me there was once an anon who would spend hours talking about this! and FEMA camps!
>it's stupid to bet on democrats winning, i would lose moneylol
>>540809424>The real kings and queens of the Earth are playing 6D chessThis guy in Toronto clearly sees what's happening quietly in front of him...Don't you guys just love a good quiet coup where none of the public theatrics are necessary?https://youtu.be/7_Bg4SQvhXU?is=pdBXnnXvTiR2viIa
>>540810500>no bet slipKWAP
>>540810265KWABhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ObqZtxuj0
>>540809791COPE COPE COPE lmao
I bet on MAGA horses.
>>540810531hey that's not a supply line post
>>540810474it's not 1+1=2 though, they teach this in basic math
>>540810546>no bet slipP U S S YUSSY
>>540810116Milk
>>540810561hey speaking of betting slips being posted here! lmao!
YUGE PAYOUT
>>540810010>"We got him this time, Trump is finished for sure!" says increasingly insane man.
>>540810586Damn, I can't believe you guys are bigger pussies than the shills. Poorer too apparently lol!
>>540810553uh what?>is X going to happen>yes>are you sure>yes>are you positive>yes>are you going to bet on it>NO DUDE THE SUN IS EXPLODING THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING THE SERBS ARE IN MY BACKYARDcan't stop laughing lmfao
>>540809613Based and sensible
>>540810384no problemo
>>540810010no, you're just a retarded fucking faggot and you lost lol
>>540810617>y-y-you don't understand, my mom won't give me any money to bet on my team winningLol what a retarded little faggot
>>540810612the funny part about this bet is that he bought high lmfao look at those odds hahahah what a retard, all because i told him>hey how much did you bet on massie winning his primary
>>540810429This bitch is going to grow up in the White House isn't she
Meooow
>>540810429I dont like booze but I like being drunk.Vodka is the only one that tastes like nothing.
>>540810653>he boughtWhich is more than you can say, guess he wasn't a broke pussy like you lol!
>>540810653I wonder if that anon had bet on Hong winning the primary (most likely)
>>540810617well you haven't convinced me because your logic and maths are incorrect, but given how strongly you feel about the matter I presume you have bet on republicans winning the mid terms?
>four beers deep hiccups so bad I had to quit playing FH6 and now I'm here
>>540809424
TIL that /ptg/ is so broke and raped that they think $245 is a lot of money lol
>>540810751Grok am I gay?Lemme consult Poogle AI
>>540810739Based and comfy.God August is always so boring.Well at least Florida primaries are next Tuesday.
>>540810685hey why aren't you discussing the "impending" civil war? there's so many fun topics! supply lines! look, i'll even give you some inspiration!>>420433887he's your comrade!
>>540810811>talk about how my mom supplies tendies to the basement instead of noticing what a little faggot I amLol no
>March of 2023Holy fuck, it's true that women and jews never forget hahahahahahahaha
>when the USB sticks with 200k Democrat ballots drop at 4am and internet sportsbetting niggers get shit on
>TES 6 is (reportedly) located in NIGGER desert HammerfellI made that joke as a joke, given recent bethesda track record, but did they really?
>>540810849no actually i just searched the archive to help you out! it's the first time ever seeing that particular post!
>>540810779About as gay as the idea of Apple employing Texans when Mexico is right there. Not half as fake either. You must have fallen off the turnip truck yesterday if you believe this shit.
>>540809424fake and gay only for american market select few, still doing global, and not true commitment to usa.
>>540811032can you try that again but this time in english? thanks mate!
Thanks for baking. I'll take it from here.
>>540810784I like August, summer's last hurrah before it gets cold and bitter out.
>>540810673You can add vodka to almost any drink and it makes it better, love mixing it with cherry and pomegranate juice
>>540810779>I hate this game!>If anyone can beat it, it is me
>BREAKING: Sheriff Chitwood and Don Bacon have announced the formation of the Strategic Poster Investigation Task Force. Officials say every post on /ptg/ will now be reviewed by a team of exhausted interns armed with energy drinks and screenshots. Sources claim thousands of posts have already been flagged for excessive arguing, low effort bait, and crimes against coherent grammar. "We are committed to finding out who keeps posting the same arguments for the 900th time," the task force stated. Authorities estimate the investigation will conclude sometime after the heat death of the universe.
>>540810968that's been the rumor for years and years anon (sure hope not)
>>540811088Checked, hard to notice in the south sometimes when the heat lingers on but other times the AC comes on in October!The flooding I read about was in Indiana?I'm sure butt secks pete is on top of that.
And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight everyone, we are going to win. Okay bye!
>>540810968>located in NIGGER desert HammerfellNice work
>>540811097Based pomegranate enjoyer.
>>540811173But iz caturday wake up
>>540811173Good luck sleeping with a parrot around.
>>540811173nn
>>540811167I bet it won't snow in Colorado again this year.RIP the South West.
New ID, new me.>>540811173Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well.I can take the bake.
Election night in November is going to be funny because the pedes are going to be pissing and shitting their diapers IRL while trying to come off as big strong gals online as they pretend to not care about losing and how everything will be fine in 2028 kek
democrats pardon child rapists
>>540811145Start hording strange and unique ties. I have to break the cameras.
>>540810968On the plus side, since Nexus is full of fags, whichever alternate mod site gets filled with whitewash/ethnic cleansing mods will get a massive boost.
>>540811217Their water and snow situation depends on supporting that large population.Pretty much why the carbon neutral pueblo indians left because it was a centuries year drought.Puerto Rico also having problems but they are corrupt regardless of rainfall.
>>540811254hey how much did you bet on democrats taking back the house?
>>540810643this but you
>>540811319I didn't bet anything. They don't let me have money.
>>540811319I'd wager about as much as you bet on the Republicans keeping it :^)
>>540811257I thought that was Trump?
>>540811383hey why didn't you answer my question?
>>540811393reality and what leftists think rarely coincide
I think we should move some planes before the hurricane hits.
>>540811406I did, just post the handsome some you've bet and you have your answer.
>>540811451is there a hurricane
>>540811461>sum
>>540811465Oh yeah it's 35 below
>chud becomes president>executive order to hang all niggers and jews>one judge blocks your path>whisper...>let them enforce itIf they want real MAGA, Pete and the boys will do what is right for the best timeline.Iran is a distraction from glassing Mexico!
>>540810010wow, real original , and it even has tacos on it lol! you know, because trump tacos! I guess the left can meme
>>540811461>handsome somegrim
>>540811520Haha too late shitskin >>540811484
Why is jewlon Musk making twitter much worse and terrible??
>>5408115342nd owner
>>540811530how do you even make a mistake like that>some>sumthat's only something an ESL retard would do lmao. let me guess, spanish?
>>540811560Now i can't even see things i liked, jewlon is planning to make me pay to see those, isn't he?
>>540811451I been there, um not much on the big island but volcanoes and kona/hilo.Most of our stuff is on Oahu so I hope they are prepped for gusty wins but that kike is still their governor that vaporized Maui with a DEW.
>>540811591You're getting good at this
>>540811582>how do you even make a mistake like thatIs this a question? You should learn proper English so you can utilize punctuation for better clarity instead of babbling in Hebrish.
>>540811498just remembered some democrat hawaii officials didn't warn people there was a fire and dozens died because of it. hawaii needs more.
>>540811498wow
It appears that the Second Amendment Foundation may have reached a settlement with the National Park Service to allow lawful concealed carry in NPS buildings that are open to the public such as visitor's centers (where passport stamps are found), gift shops, and government owned/contractor operated restaurants on NPS land. Nothing official yet however this is what SAF people are hinting at. It's not a huge win but it's yet another notch in the step by step, case by case dismantling of federal gun control laws and regulations.
>>540811592Let me guess, we don't have enough gas to move all the airframes in time.
>>540811587I always magic eye images like this just in case, kek.
>>540811618and then right after they voted more democrats into power
>>540811659they were cucked to death. literally.
>>540811498Most of the wind field is north of the eye as well.Will kang judge demand gibs from God Emperor Trump to save them?
>>540811646That was SO DUMB with hurricane Michael...>category 4-5 coming your way>um what should we do>nothing ever happens>it happenskek
>>540811695Kek you know that fucker will stomp his feet and cry for it
>>540811695Why would they hose their own Government during an emergency?
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>>540811618They also tried to blame that on a storm hundreds of miles away.Muh wind and dry conditions goyim!Their politics create fires, just like California and the NW plus Canada.
>>540811745North Carolina's governor was very cool with it!Got democrats back in power as well!
I've been struggling with invasive homosexual thoughts. Please pray for my soul.
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>>540811783Kekkles
>>540811863hurricane lalo hitting hawaii would have been amazing
>>540811964COUGHING FITPANTS OF SHITYOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN PRESIDENT
>>540812007You're gonna get it, dickweed. This is your warning.
