https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/deals/articles/mcdonald-tracks-customer-515-page-200640787.html
>>540812057That's it,We are still in the discovery phase of the flash memory bubble.
>>540812057GOYYED IRREPARABLY
>Guy signs up to be a marketing guinea pig>Marketing wankers do their jobWhy is this a story? Who would sign up for a McDonalds loyalty program in the first place?
>>540812057>It also slotted his eating habits into oddly specific behavioral categories, including "Food-Led Afternoon Snack" and "On the Go Lunch in a Rush."lol
>>540812057>tfw probably spent $100,000+ on mcdonalds aloneBRING BACK MAC TONIGHT YOU FUCKING COWARDS
>>540812408I believe in China. They will release the SSDs into consumer markets and destroy the nand cartel.
>>540812057oh no theyll know i buy 3 big macs every week who cares i sure dont
don't ever by it and they cannot collect any data on you, easy.
>>540812057Burgers?
>>540812057I bet they'd like to know who shit next to the toilet and pissed in front of the sink
>>540812057do they really need 515 page reports per customer to understand the obvious>cheap fast food, high customer spending>expensive fast food, low customer spendingsome data firm is making bank selling them on self-validating bullshit
>>540812633>destroy the nand cartel that has already full capacity paid for for years to come with tens of billions of AI investor money >surely poorfag gamers with their 1337 rigs strugling to find extra $50 can compete you're a fucking idiot
>>540812832AI is trying to be profitable expect 500 page reports on everyone
>>540812832McDonalds is currently advertising a $8 dollar medium Big Mac combo meal. That shit is like eating paper it’s so thin. But they think people will pay $8 dollars for that McSlop.
>>540812057Eaten at McDonalds twice in last two years, i think ill handle lt.
>>540812057G O YOYS L O PLOP
>>540812541cuz u get a massive discount
>>540812057I just told my wife she better have a 515 page report on my eating habits or else McDonalds jews care more about my money than she does.
>>540812057you have to be a megagolem to still eat McD's what a waste of time making a report on them.
>>540812057Shortcut:I buy the same order as I have reordered on the app 100 times in a row
>>540812057I haven't had Mcdonalds in 7 years
>>540812057Why is the image of a mc donalds in thailand?
>>540812057Another golden arcs advert! Deny medical insurance claims for anyone that has been found to spend more than $100 in these establishments in the last decade. Why should healthy people fund the sick and demented? What God given right do these people have to demand to be poison themselves to an early grave? Mcdonald's can go burn in the pits of hell for all eternity and take it's most loyal customers with it!
