Previous: >>540806274Day 1,635 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research▶Latest>Some Ukrainian soldiers are writing on TG channels that they have information that AFU are using missiles, including ATACMS, to hit russian ballistic missiles at launch sites, preventing launches>russia has put the son of US Health Secretary Kennedy on an international wanted list for serving in the Ukrainian foreign legion>Ust-Luga Ablaze Again as 54 Ukrainian Drones Hit Russia’s Key Baltic Oil Port>Japanese PM says islands seized by Soviets late in second world war are part of her country under international law>Skala to be transferred to Azov command>Ukrainian Intelligence: Wildberries Loses 20% of Warehouse Capacity>Drones Strike Salavat Oil Refinery>The ru government has classified the last budget reserves.>The AFU confirmed the liberation of 26 settlements in the Dnipropetrovsk, Donetsk, and Zaporizhzhia regions along the Oleksandrivka direction: Berezove, Voskresenka, Hrushivske, Zaporizke, Zelenyi Hai, Zirka, Zlahoda, Kalynivske, Krasnohirske, Maliivka, Myrne, Novoheorhiivka, Novohryhorivka, Novomykolaivka, Novokhatske, Oleksandrohrad, Piddubne, Pryvillia, Pryvilne, Rybne, Sichneve, Stepove, Ternove, Tolstoi, Tsehelne, and Yalta since January▶Telegramrentry.org/telosint2023t.me/ukr_pics▶Intelt.me/DeepStateUAt.me/DroneBombert.me/Exilenova_Plusodin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)ukr.warspotting.net (visually confirmed losses)▶Mapsdeepstatemap.live/enliveuamap.com/en▶russian confirmed KIAhochuvernut.com200.zona.media/poteru.net/en/▶An illustrative article for understanding the "kill zone" in Ukraine's front linesreuters.com/graphics/UKRAINE-CRISIS/KILL-ZONE/znpnojmknvl/▶/uhg/-approved vidyadeepstatemap.live/arcade/▶DISPOSABLE SOLDIER (diary of a RU mobik)TOURS 1-4: files.catbox.moe/19avc9.zip
destroy russians
OH NO NO NO NO NO NOSHITSKIN SHILLS, WHAT HAPPENED!?LMAO
>>540813695summer offensiev final resulta scuffed Operation Citadeland now the rest of the russniggers very own 1943 is to follow
It's official, Ukraine has liberated more land in 2026 than russia has gained land LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCan't wait till Deepstate adds the newly gained land since the russniggers admitted to leaving the area OOOF
>>540813717When will the Rupiss stop losing?
>>540813681Why do Serbia,India,Russia and Israel cause so much butthurt?
>>540813681When will the pigkraine stop losing?
>>540813749I can't think of a more butthurt collection of nations, maybe add Iran and Venezuela
russniggers couldn't hold the Southern front lmao. TIME FOR MOGILIZATION!
When will the pigkrainians stop eating?
>>540813780beep beep boop boopoopsie, the notification of consequences just hit Ivan's phone! better respond and report to the mayo taster battalion, otherwise his driver's license and passport will become worthless pieces of plastic and paper LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Gesture of Goodwill status? LMAOLosing land in Donetsk status?
A very good morning to all my /uhg/ comrades and a friendly reminder that the ukraine is a fake made up country AND rightful USSR clay. Any plans for today comrades? Do you even celebrate ferragosto?Also, somehow trannies lost lmaoooooooooooooooo!
>>540813848JUST IN TIME TO WATCH NIGGER AVIACOR PLANT GOING UP IN SMOKE IN SAMARA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the marxoid gypsy is too tiresome and samey to get attention and (You)s
>cobbe ZDADUZ?
BEGGING STATUS? LMAO!
Carpet bomb the ziggurat in moscow
>>540813870Odessa port status?
>>540813914LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>540813848She was a rightful clay of the Russian empire. The USSR turned her into a separate republic to create a public image that the Soviet Union consisted of a lot of different republic and instilled the illusion into them that they were different from Russians and assigned them lands such as Donbass and later Crimea, the lands that didn't belong to their province in the first place. Now they seethe and invade those "separatist" to coerce them back under the rule of Kiev's regime.
>>540813942Shouldn't have collapsed nigger.
>>540813681TZD
>>540813942>She was a rightful clay of the Russian empire.It's a man.
>>540813681When will the uraine stop coping?
>>540813870It's good to see that your mental illness doesn't take holidays comrade Lance, but... imagine spending your summer like this lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Don't you have an actual life to advance comrade?
>>540814002the russia lost big time
>>540813989Probably when russia starts winning
>>540814002LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540813937>https://responsiblestatecraft.org/odessa-ports-ukraine-russia/Russia's lockdown of Odessa ports could be a grim turning point in the warThe near-term effects have been disturbingly clear. Since July 22, the Russian military has effectively closed the Ukrainian port complex in and around Odessa to all shipping. The loss of its remaining deep-water ports is already having a devastating effect on Ukraine’s agricultural exports — the backbone of its economy — which officials warn may plummet by 50% in the coming months because alternative land, rail, and river routes have much less capacity and are much more costly.The damage to Ukraine’s economy probably will be manageable in the near term so long as Europe steps up its flow of aid. But the impact of Odessa’s closure on Ukraine’s post-war prospects may prove to be much more profound---truly FAFO material right there
>>540813749>serbia added in there like it's relevantalso, those are easily the smelliest nations. fuck I was around an orthodox kike in the airport the other day and it smelled so fucking bad.
>>540813980In the Ukrainian language the word Ukraine has a female gender. Since /uhg/ is the judeo-nationalist of Ukraine and loves the new wokespeak spelling, the female pronoun shouldn't bother them.
>>540813882consoomed onecaramel mocha, sweet like myself>>540813942extreme nonsense, Ukies fought for their independence from muscovite retards for well over 100 years and well before the red terror republics too, we read history here, kill yourself you ignorant russnigger
Did you know that Zelensky is Jewish?
Refineries are closed nigger, no oil for you!
>>540814082Germania is a fat blonde lady with giant thighs and booba and still we call her the Fatherland.Also when you feminize Ukraine I just envision Mari which always makes me happy.
>>540813963I honestly cannot wait to see hundreds of thousands of Russians being mobilised. They of course will have to congregate to train and be transported.Imagine FP-1 Drones switched from wildberries to barracks. Hundreds of them daily flying through windows as troops sleep stacked in their bunks. Cluster ATACMS spraying their load over firing ranges.Hornets and ram 2Xs slamming into troop trains and trucks full of soldier boys still hundreds of Kms from the front line. Ballistics blowing up transport hubs in major cities full of fresh troops, their gear and their transport.Then those that make it take their 2 weeks of training and use it to walk into a line saturated by FPVs. ..It's going to be a sight to see guys. It's going to be biblical.
1/2Russian businesses are increasingly being offered brigades of North Korean female workers to fill domestic labor shortages, according to recent online job postings, highlighting a broader expansion of economic and labor ties between Moscow and Pyongyang.An outsourcing company on the Russian classifieds platform Avito has advertised groups of 40 North Korean women for hire, as first reported by the Russian news channel "Ostorozhno, Novosti". The listing states the women are available for deployment across various sectors—including assembly line production, textile manufacturing, agriculture, and hospitality—specifically noting their proficiency in preparing sushi rolls (kimbap).The agency touts the workers' high productivity, zero staff turnover, and year-round availability. However, the listing dictates stringent employment terms: the 40-woman brigades must be hired as a single, inseparable unit. Employers are also required to provide isolated living quarters, such as a standalone building or an exclusive floor, and employment is structured through a subcontracting agreement.Compensation is set at a starting hourly rate of 480 rubles (approximately $6). The labor regimen is punishingly strict; advertisements indicate the women are expected to work 11-hour shifts for 26 to 28 days a month.Experts note that these rigid group-hire conditions are intentionally designed by the North Korean state to maintain absolute control over its citizens abroad. Peter Ward, a North Korean economy expert at the Sejong Institute, indicated that keeping the workers in isolated, inseparable cohorts allows authorities to closely monitor them and prevent defections. Furthermore, while the nominal monthly wage is exceptionally high by North Korean standards, researchers estimate that Pyongyang authorities and intermediaries confiscate between 75% and 90% of the laborers' earnings to fund the regime.
>>540814116the future of the oinkraine is as a landlocked state>Over the course of a few short weeks, a grim new reality has taken shape in Ukraine.>Russia has shown that it need not conquer and occupy Ukraine’s entire Black Sea coastline to turn that country into the equivalent of a landlocked state. It need only deny access to Ukraine’s critically important Odessa port complex, something it is doing quite effectively through air and missile strikes on port facilities and approaching ships.note especially: Russia has shown that it need not conquer and occupy Ukraine’s entire Black Sea coastline to turn that country into the equivalent of a landlocked statetruly a FAFO moment
>>540814092Ukrainians joined Russia. You probably mean hohols. The word "Hohol" means their unique nationalistic haircut. The word "Ukrainian" refers to a borderland, if they're a real nation, they shouldn't be someone's borderland.
>>5408142192/2The influx of North Korean labor into Russia openly circumvents a 2017 United Nations Security Council resolution that prohibits member states from employing North Korean workers, a measure intended to curb Pyongyang's ability to finance its nuclear and ballistic missile programs. To bypass these international sanctions, Russia reportedly issues educational or student visas to the workers; in 2025 alone, Russian authorities issued over 36,000 such visas to North Korean citizens.
All of these nigger boats, UP IN SMOKE LMAO
>>540814245yawn
Total Russian Death. String Russians by their guts lmao
>>540814219>brigades of North Korean female workers to fill domestic labor shortages,I have a labour shortage. Send brigade. I can fix them.
>>540814283yea this is all nafo amounts to. incoherent autistic screeching on the internet and spamming gore
>>540814140I don't feminise her. I just use the gender of the word from their own official dialect. Even the word fatherland in Ukrainian is "batkivshina" and it has the female gender too.
>>540814112Holy shit!! They should surrender and let russia slaughter their people
>>540814232They are a borderland of the EU. Russia doesn't get borderlands. Just hard borders.
>>540814055From the article:>However, if Russia can use air and missile attacks to deny Ukraine the use of its port facilities, it can also prevent Ukraine’s post-war reconstruction and economic revitalization. So they would be still at war then? How is being bombarded by missiles "post-war". This article is utter slop
>>540814112Indeed I know. Zelensky is a verified purebred Khazar, visibly, but that's not really what makes you mad. You're devastated that Ukraine has the better Jew, a real merchant of hearts and sentiment, who built his fortune on popularity, won an election, unlike the Kremlin Jew who was born a prince, then just stole all his power via KGB connections and brutal mafiose coercion. Who is vastly unpopular and can't face Russians in public. Who is running out of favor with every single human being while the Ukrainian kike just kikes on. You're not antisemitic. You're just mad and afraid because, even in Jewish games, the more honest side turns out stronger.
>>540814055>Odessa's closure>post warOnly a libertarian would write something this retarded.
Almost 5% LOST IN A SINGLE DAY LMAO.
>>540814338>This article is utter slopHe's never posted anything that isn't.
>>540814359
>>540814232>"Ukrainian" refers to a borderland, if they're a real nation, they shouldn't be someone's borderland.Didn't you guys name them that in 1991?
>>540814359>>540814379
>>540813681TzD
>>540814337She's not an EU member, last time I checked, she was to subhuman and inferior to get such membership. Not to mention that the EU can't take her from Russia for 5 years and spends a lot of money to keep her in an undefined state.
>>540813848Kys cumrade
>>540813695the culmination of 40 days
Ukraine will be in the EU just to make pidorniggers mad and show Belarus, Georgia, Kazakhstan, and other former red terror republics that you do not need to tolerate russnigger politics at your doorstep whatsoever.
>>540814379what a shitcoin, it pumped 15% prior to that lol
>>540813681Has Russia given an answer yet to Ukraine’s begging for a ceasefire in the Black Sea?
>>540814508I wonder what they did to get it turned around? Well whatever it was, it's ogre.
>>540814461Prepare to be mobilised this September zigger
Have you NAFO faggots realized this yet? Spamming TZD will just result in T.H.D.
>>540814379we need pyccian moex to be lower than the daily zigger deaths, whether it goes down or TZD goes up
>>540814320Inanimate objects don't have a gender in English.
>>540814529>I wonder what they didscammed Indians probably
>>540814527Yes. The officials from Donbass told them to fuck off. They said that this doesn't solve fundamental issues of the conflict and doesn't lead the peace but quite the contrary lets ships with weapons come to the Odessa's ports.
>>540814400Ukraine declared independence so they chose their own name, are you retarded?
>>540814538based nafo?
>>540814002how do you reconciliation with your own narrative dissonance? or perhaps that's literally part of your script?
>>540814538The killers of 792 children getting uppity about some cartoon dog larping internet fundraisers laughing at a shark attack on a russian.....
nafo is cringe and makes me want to support russia
>>540814568Dead Russians do.
>>540814536Aren't you tired to tell me this bullshit every year, every day, every time I come here to have a morning cofi and enjoy your hate.
Anything actually happening
>>540814700Hohols are getting broomed
>>540814232Hohol means victory, pidorusnya means defeat.
>>540814692Where will you buy your gear? There won't be a wildberries left by September.
A major environmental disaster is unfolding off the coast of Oman after an oil tanker, identified as part of Russia's "shadow fleet," began leaking its cargo following an unexplained explosion.The sanctioned vessel, the Caroline Bezengi, was carrying an estimated 800,000 barrels of Russian crude oil when its crew reported a suspected blast on June 8. It subsequently ran aground on rocky outcroppings near the Hallaniyat Islands, a protected marine reserve off Oman's southern Dhofar province.While Omani authorities initially estimated the resulting oil slick covered roughly 390 square kilometres (150 square miles)—an area comparable in size to the Russian cities of Saratov or Khabarovsk—satellite imagery analysed by Greenpeace and international experts indicates the spill has since expanded exponentially. Recent assessments suggest the slick now covers up to 2,000 square kilometres and toxic crude has already begun washing ashore along the Omani coastline, reaching beaches near Ras Madrakah.European governments and maritime experts have repeatedly warned of the severe ecological risks posed by Russia's reliance on ageing, poorly maintained vessels to circumvent international sanctions. The Caroline Bezengi, built in 2001, is heavily sanctioned by the EU, UK, and US for its role in illicitly transporting Russian crude.British maritime risk and salvage company Ambrey has been contracted to secure the vessel and contain the spill. However, salvage teams face immense challenges due to severe weather and 4-metre swells brought on by the regional Khareef monsoon, as well as complex legal hurdles surrounding the ship's sanctioned Russian insurer, AlfaStrakhovanie.Conservationists warn that if the fully laden vessel breaks apart, it could trigger a catastrophe on the scale of the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill, devastating pristine coastal habitats that are home to endangered Arabian Sea humpback whales, Socotra cormorants, and sea turtles.
>>540814700Aerospace factory got flamingoed. No news on the drones yet.
>>540814692
>>540814732This time for real, huh?
>>540814700A perfect crisis is happening.
Hohols already resorted to "cope cages". The same things that /uhg/ made fun of back in 2022.
>>540814662If you're so thin skinned that goofy fucks with dog pictures makes you wanna fuck off to team genocide, then we don't want you anyway.
>>540814797The perfect crisis will save Kiev's regime!
>seething chugtroonswhat blew up
>>540814748>390 sq km -> 2k sq km>exponentially
>>540814826It's Kyiv
>>540814826Even the nigger cattle are starting to lose hope lmao.
>>540814767Time to stop coping lad. Yes, this time for real. It's the endgame now.
>>540814814>team genocideWhy lie and act like a whiny victim when it suits? TZD is your motto, "to the last hohol" is what your governments pay for, /chug/ has other objectives, ziggers kill hohols for self-defence because you pay to send them to do TZD.
>>540814846
>>540814970Didn't ask.Don't care.
>>540814978oh shit yeah
>>540814970Shameless projection as usual. 792 dead Ukrainian children and counting. Almost 3000 children injured. For nothing more than a failed imperial land grab you refuse to admit failed because you don't want to lose face. You'll lose your face to a drone instead and I will be here laughing.
>>540814999I finished my cofi anyway. God bless Eton and Jacob Rees-Mogg.
>>540815014Imagine the size of the spider.
>>540815104Dunno what that means.Also don't care.
It really is kind of amazing how SAD! and pathetic my /uhg/comrades are during any holiday lmaooooooooo! Things going on in your life status comrades? Lmaooooooooooooooooo!
>>540814617Sounds more like they just adopted what russia was calling them.
1/2A sprawling financial pyramid scheme that masqueraded as a regional credit cooperative has collapsed, leaving thousands of retail investors—primarily retirees—defrauded of an estimated 1 billion rubles.Russian law enforcement authorities have launched a large-scale criminal fraud investigation into the "Delo i Dengi" (Business and Money) consumer credit cooperative following its abrupt dissolution on August 8. While initial police reports cited 320 million rubles in losses from 500 plaintiffs, the Ministry of Internal Affairs now estimates the number of victims has surpassed 2,000, pushing total projected damages past the 1-billion-ruble mark.Operating since 2014, the cooperative lured depositors with aggressive marketing and promises of exorbitant annual yields of up to 28%. When the enterprise began facing severe liquidity issues in July 2026, administrators attempted to stem capital flight by pressing clients to roll maturing contracts over into new, higher-yield agreements. By the second week of August, the organization abruptly shuttered its Kirov branches "for technical reasons," terminating staff and stripping the offices of equipment.The collapse occurred despite previous regulatory red flags. In September 2025, the Bank of Russia struck "Delo i Dengi" entities from its official registry over repeated violations and suspected illicit activities. Insiders report the management utilized a business fragmentation scheme—keeping corporate balances artificially below 100 million rubles—to bypass stricter central bank auditing and reporting requirements.Instead of generating legitimate returns, the organization operated on a classic Ponzi model. Fresh capital was diverted to pay older investors, fund relentless marketing campaigns, and bankroll the founders' separate, failing ventures. Investigators allege the stolen funds were also laundered through local real estate development projects.
>>540815126Eton, so he's probably dreaming of bumsex. Typical russian.
>>5408151742/2Authorities have arrested three top executives, including director Maxim Khodyrev, who now face up to 10 years in prison under Article 159 of the Russian Criminal Code (large-scale fraud). A fourth suspected organizer has been placed on the federal wanted list. Meanwhile, the Kirov regional government has stepped in to provide free legal assistance to defrauded investors, as the Bank of Russia prepares to initiate formal bankruptcy proceedings.
lmao!
>>540814814Actually you are on team genocide - team US-Israel empire, where the jews are conducting a genocide in Palestine and Lebanon for Greater Israel, and the germanics are fighting to the last ukrainian for control of the siberian resources
>>540815219Didn't ask.Don't care.
>>540815200You just know if a rusnigger gets pinched on fraud or corruption, it's not because he was corrupt, but because someone above him didn't get a cut.
>>540814538>if you hate and kill your enemies, they winI must apologize for Zig-lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
>zhilicon 2okay what blew up this time?
>>540815264Thanks for proving my point
>>540815343Nothing important. Just the Ts-SKB Progress aerospace enterprise that put 950 spacecraft into space on 1700 rockets. The russians didn't need it anyway. Ziggerlink is now likely kaputnik.
>>540815382>evewything rewoves around my bwownoid warDidn't ask.Don't care.
>>540815431It wasn't alivenik in the first place. Sfera/Rassvet was embezzled tae fuck.
>>540813717the 9:1 experience
>>540815485That's err, quite a picture.
>>540815431damn, that falling debris is getting accurate
>>540815526The falling debris had a 1 ton warhead.
>>540813681Fresh kosher jewtin kremloid kike kvetch dropped
>>540815485Take it that's from bild from filename? Have you got a link?
>>540815064Why are you complaining about Russia protecting its minority population in a neighbouring country, while you literally flew in across the globe to Afghanistan to protect opium fields run by actual pedophiles with child harems? Doesn’t that qualify as imperialism in your mind? And that’s just one of your imperial adventures, we also have Libya, Syria, Iraq - all neocon imperialism which your country partakes in, but suddenly in Ukraine you are the good guys? The duality is amazing
hohog cope itt
benzin?
>>540815588yeah whatabout that!i agree, rlthat is fucked up and for it we deserved and sparsely got hate and death as russia desrletves for its invasion, which is by the way, bloodier and more destructive
>>540815580Just means screenshot in German
>>540815485>check AMK>nothing of the sort>check Suriyak>nothing of the sortIs there any other mapper that would support this sudden MASSIVE GAINS by Ukrainians? No, DeepState does not count.
>>540815588>while you literally flew in across the globe to Afghanistan to protect opium fields run by actual pedophiles with child harems?United Nations resolutions 1368 and 1373
>>540815657>AMKThere's your problem. Never rely on a boy to do a man's job.
>>540815657>SuriyakThere's your other problem. Never rely on a zigger to do a humans job.
>>540815713Then who? A literal branch of UA propaganda arm DeepState? The 2 brits braincell of ISW?
>>540815736I use majakovsk73. Very reliable, every action is backed by video evidence.
>>540815588It's not a minority population, it's colonial remains
>>540815554which failed to ignite, exploded prematurely, wasn't even loaded and there was no warhead in the first place
>>540815771Good joke
>>540815736No, the fountain of truth that is the puccia's MoD I guess. At least don't complain about propaganda when your baseline is zigger dickriders.
>>540815822herehttps://map.ukrdailyupdate.com/
>>540815822You don't like credible mappers who back up every movement with evidence?Whyever not?Is it because it doesn't fit your narrative?Go back to your 18yo mummies boy mapper slapping his coloured pencils around in his mum's box room then you fucking brain dead faggot. Toodle oo.
>>540815014The cope net the natural evolution of cope cage
>>540815442Well yes, you are a part of and support the US-Israel empire which is conducting a very real genocide in Palestine and Lebanon, so genocide is obviously not a problem for you
>>540815996They even have cope ropes now.
>>540816015Go join the PLA then. Nobody fucking cares.
Russian Nuclear Submarines Cocooned In Anti-Drone Nets At Far East Pacific Base1/2The Russian Navy is rapidly scaling up the deployment of physical anti-drone countermeasures to protect its most critical strategic assets, extending these physical defenses to vessels stationed thousands of miles away from the battlefields of Ukraine.Recent satellite imagery obtained by American spatial intelligence firm Vantor and first reported by Business Insider reveals that more than half a dozen submarines are now completely covered by suspended anti-drone netting at the Rybachiy Naval Base on the Kamchatka Peninsula. This represents a significant and rapid expansion in force protection; previous Vantor imagery from May 2026 showed only two submarines equipped with these overhead screens. Neither the Russian Ministry of Defense nor its embassy in Washington has commented on the development.Rybachiy serves as the primary hub for the Russian Navy's Pacific Fleet submarine forces. Crucially, the port is homeport to the vast majority of Russia's Borei and Borei-A class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarines (SSBNs)—which carry RSM-56 Bulava submarine-launched ballistic missiles—alongside multi-purpose guided missile and attack submarines.The Kamchatka base is situated over 7,200 kilometers (approximately 4,500 miles) east of Ukraine, underscoring how far Russia’s threat perception has expanded. The UK Ministry of Defence noted in a recent intelligence update that the sudden appearance of these structures over Pacific-based subs is a preemptive measure in response to Ukraine's rapidly increasing deep-strike capabilities.
>>5408160832/2While Kyiv's indigenous long-range uncrewed aerial systems (UAS) have verifiably struck targets over 2,000 kilometers from the Ukrainian border, the threat to the distant Pacific Fleet does not necessarily involve drones flying an intercontinental distance. Past operations, such as June 2025's "Operation Spider's Web," demonstrated Ukraine's capability and willingness to covertly launch drone swarms from directly within Russian territory, exposing vulnerabilities at highly sensitive, remote Arctic, Siberian, and Far Eastern bases.
>>540816083How do they launch missiles if covered by nets?Strategically this is a disaster.
>>540815580I run a chat on AI, that puts things in perspective, backs them up, verifies and I told it to work against my wish of TZD, which it does. Numbers are backed by Reuters, ISW, Critical Threats and Russia Matters. Still might be some correction needed, but even if it is it would maximally come down to 6:1 oder 7:1. So, russia is foooked
>>540816169Nuclear subs don't mean nuclear-armed, just nuclear reactors.I also don't think subs are strategically important. Rusniggeria won't and can't do shit anyway. None of their nukes work, and even if they did, they wouldn't use them because they're sissy faggots.
